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Joined 10-20-07, id: 1402297, Profile Updated: 10-22-11
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Song of the Lioness.

NOTE: Lost and Found will be on Hiatus. I had left it for too long untouched, and it was never a planned fic, so I have no idea where it is going. Also, I had lost the next chapter (computer crashed) that contained alot of content that would lead to the climax, and have forgotten it all. I hope that one day I can finish it off.

Gender: Female

Location: Victoria, Australia

Height: 180cm (not so little anymore)

School: finished

NOTE: Lost and Found will be on Hiatus. I had left it for too long, and it was never a planned fic, so I have no idea where it is going. Also, I had lost the previous chapter that contained alot of content that would lead to the climax, and have forgotten it all. I hope that one day I can finish it off.

Quotes: I absolutely love them, whether they are from books or said by people, as long as they either hold meaning or are funny. Feel free to PM me any quote. i have yet to add any Naruto Quotes.

"We may have won the Battle, But they will win the war!!" Meet the Spartans.

Harry Potter quotes:

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals" Sirius Black, Goblet of Fire.

"Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'Acceptable' in your O.W.L., or suffer my... displeasure." Severus Snape

"Another ten points from Gryffindor. I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room." Severus Snape.

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.' " Severus Snape.

Tamora Pierce:

“‘Excuse me, Your Lordship, but am I older or younger today?’ Neal asked.
‘One day I will tie that insolent tongue of yours in a knot” Lord Wyldon. FIRST TEST.

“You’re alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.” Pg. 109, Page.

“‘Sergeant Domitan, tell me these children aren’t the result of your squad’s Scanran frolics,’ Kel heard Raoul say cheerfully. ‘Though I do admit, some of them look a little old to be yours.’
‘Well, sir, my men helped,’ Dom said, the picture of boyish mischief.” Pg. 397 Lady Knight.

Lord Wyldon: "You have been told to mind you manners, Page Nealan. I will have an apology for your insolence."
Neal: "An apology for general insolence, your lordship, or some particular offense?"
Lord Wyldon: "One week scrubbing pots. Be silent."
Neal: "How can I be silent and yet apologize?". FIRST TEST

Kel: Sir, I've learned so much from you. You're the kind of knight I want to be.
Lord Wyldon: I am not. But that you believe it is the greatest compliment I will ever receive (awww)

Seaver: Its not right.
Neal: What's not right?
Seaver: When Cleon talks to us he doesn't do that. You don't call us 'rose' and 'pearl'. If you don't talk to us like that, you shouldn't do it to her.
Owen: She's as good as us. You don't have to treat her like a girl.
Clean: But she is a girl...

"He's thinking.it will take a while since thinking isn't something that comes naturally to him" - Aly Homewood, Trickster's CHoice

Macbeth:

"Lifes but a walking shadow...full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" - macbeth

"noughts had, all is spent, where our desire is got without content" -lady macbeth

Macduff: what 3 things does drink especially provoke?

Porter: Marry, sir, nose painting, sleep and urine. lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes: it provokes the desire, but takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him..." ROFL - funniest extract in the entire play

DEATH BE NOT PROUD - by John Donne (1572 -1631)

Death be not proud, though some have called thee

Mighty and dreadfull, for, thou art not soe,

For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,

Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill mee.

From rest and sleepe, which but thy pictures bee,

Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must flow,

And soonest our best men with thee doe goe,

Rest of their bones, and soules deliverie.

Thou art slave to Fate, Chance, kings, and desperate men,

And dost with poyson, warre, and sicknesse dwell,

And poppie, or charmes can make us sleepe as well,

And better then thy stroake; why swell'st thou then?

One short sleepe past, wee wake eternally,

And death shall be no more; death, thou shalt die.

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Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 297,164 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Code Hanami by pyxislynx reviews
ItaSaku. With the help of sheer luck and an experimental genjutsu, Sakura managed to pass her ANBU exam. Unfortunately, her ANBU mentor was getting on her nerves in more ways than one. AU, non-massacre
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,614 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
For The Good Of The Village by GlitterPen reviews
Hinata has been given an option to perform a mission for the good of the village, one for which she is uniquely qualified. But it is a choice she never imagined she would have to make and the consequences are profound. How will her decision affect those around her? Can the actions of one young woman change the village?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,251 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Your Fat Cat by missmocha77 reviews
"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 57,915 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Crossing into Chaos by Emeraleyes reviews
In a world where Voldemort was never defeated, only pureblood, money and power matter. All that Ginny Weasley wanted was to survive in this pretentious world, but she ends up crossing a line and capatapulting herself into Draco Malofy's chaotic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 199,380 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Three's a crowd by girlcalledsun reviews
Just after the Scanran War, a weary Kel is back at the palace. She meets up with old friends from the King's Own, but how much has the War changed them all?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Tortall
Swoon by Love Tifa reviews
It starts with a conversation and ends with a kiss. Chaos ensues from there. Will Hinata ever be able to fix the mess she's made? — ஐ — \ sasuhina /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,633 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Honey Clouds by moonhaku reviews
His presence forced the breath out of me. As soon as he smiled, I knew what was wrong. He was the teacher. I was the student. These things were never mean to be. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Unveiling the Wallflower by BluAugust reviews
It is the start of senior year and Sasuke finds himself wishing it was already over, while Hinata merely wishes to survive. What neither one counted on was a bet that would bring them together and give them a senior year to remember. SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,530 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Diamond Dogs by Verasque reviews
Modern AU. A forced marriage pushes infamous tomboy, Al Trebond, into the world of school god, Jon Conte. But will romance blossom amidst family schemes and high school politics?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,487 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Alanna, Jonathan IV
Because of These Eyes by Oh My Kira reviews
Tsunade made a deal with Hyuuga Hiashi concerning Sakura. Sakura has gone blind, but receives an eye operation. The eyes that she received were that of a Hyuuga's eyes. But there's a catch; she must marry Neji in return for the eyes. NejiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,724 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Did You Find Everything You Need? by Suteishii reviews
The produce is fresh, the prices are cheap, and the cashier has a way with words. They should have added that to their slogan. All she said was "Did you find everything you need?" This love story began at Sasuke's local grocery store. Seriously. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Over Time by The Black Gryphon reviews
Time and space has a funny way of pushing/shoving people together. Hinata wasn't quite sure she wanted any part in it, but as always, she was never given a say.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,327 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Hinata H., Gaara
Raise my Baby by VanillaMostly reviews
/sasusaku/ Day 3: So they think me and Sasuke are trying to have real babies in the girl's bathroom. My. Life. Is. Over. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Life of a Certain Lady Knight by Sydelle Rein reviews
KD - Life is dull and restless for Kel now that the war is winding down, except for when she's with a certain blue-eyed sergeant. Follows Dom and Kel as they realize they're in love and their relationship progresses.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,575 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Wagers, Anyone? by OldCC reviews
Owen, in his usual jolly manner, figures out what's been bothering Kel for ages. She's in love, and the whole palace wants to know who she's fallen for! The betting has begun, and everybody's all over Kel with questions. What a mess! KD, FINALLY UPDATED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Of Ripped Dresses and Pink Ponies by Bookworm81818 reviews
After the Scanran War, our favorite heroes Kel and Dom meet up in Corus only to get involved in a prank war with the Third Company of the Kings Own. The war turns into a plot to get Dom and Kel together.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Sergeant at Arms, Novice in Love by kewie351 reviews
Kel and Dom ally to bring Neal and Yuki together... KD, if not original than charmingly classic... banter abounds!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,936 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Goings on at Steadfast by Beagairbheag reviews
Set after Lady Knight. Weddings, pranks, dancing and plots. KelDom...Eventually! It's been done before but here's my take on it. Reviews appreciated! Finally completed! Sequel posted! New Beginnings at New Hope
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Epilogue's Epilogue by Simplice reviews
Kel goes to Fort Steadfast for Raoul and Buri's wedding and realizes she is lonely. Everybody has somebody, and now that her mission is accomplished...Well, she did say she wouldn't take a lover until after his death..Who is it that is in her head? Done.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Tortall - Complete
Perspectives by Saraswathi reviews
The night before Kel's Ordeal, three adults in her life gather to discuss who she should end up with. Alanna and Wyldon argue, Raoul tries to calm everyone down, Owen knows what no one else does and Dom is a guest star.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2002 - Tortall, Tortall
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The Journey reviews
Snippets involving Kel, Neal and the Own involving little incidents and events taking place throughout their journey.Chap 14: A conversation of sorts
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,309 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Tortall
Not So Sweet, But Sweet Enough reviews
Hinata reminisced about how she and Uchiha came to be. It was quite a shock to her, and her acceptance in the marriage was evidently reluctant. But with time came acceptance and happiness filled with subtle forms of sweetness. VALENTINES DAY TREAT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Sequel to Come Back Home:Everything was supposed to fall into place once he'd returned.But it hadn't.Instead his presence was filled with emptiness. Sakura was no longer sure if rehabilitation was even possible for Sasuke. Time didn't seem to heal him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,955 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Times of War and Despair reviews
52 themes. Kel, Neal and Dom face internal and external battles. The concequences of allowing an emotionally unstable Neal to fight proves to be dire.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Tortall - Complete
Come Back Home reviews
COMPLETE “Please Tsunade-sama, I can still save him-” “You can’t save him! He is no longer human! He is no longer Sasuke!” After so many years, Naruto was still willing to sacrifice himself for his friend, regardless of the outcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Restless Sleeping, Sleepless Nights reviews
“So you aren’t getting enough sleep because she is a restless sleeper and she kicks” stated naruto, amused. Pride is no longer a priority to the exhausted Uchiha as he seeks refuge at his friends flat instead of his wife’s bed. sasuxsaku. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When Your Heart Stops Beating reviews
wh-whats wrong?” asked Hinata shakily, then winced in pain. Her eyes darted from one face to another, their faces grim. She noticed Sakura sobbing and Naruto’s anxious expression. Not only that, but he was holding her, and her lower body was…numb.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,719 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Delusional reviews
Who would have thought that Team 7 could sucessfully complete a mission,yet have their sensei trapped under a strong genjustu that has him reduced to a whiny 5 year old, and are forced to tolerate his childish behaviour.“piggy-back!” exclaimed Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Bonds reviews
ONESHOT-Frustrated at her 2 comrades constant bickering, Sakura plans a night out for some 'bonding'. Sake, fighting and hilarity ensue as Naruto becomes tipsy and irritates and angers a certain Uchiha. Not exactly what Sakura had in mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
His Cursed Birthday reviews
COMPLETE-All he ever wanted was to be happy & to celebrate his birthday with his team. How is this supposed to be when hardly anyone remembers,& those who do, despise him?And what happens when he loses control & a certain Uchiha learns of his dark secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,411 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete