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Author has written 7 stories for NCIS, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Hi ...

well basically i like anything NCIS.

... there are a few things you should know ...

The dinosaurs extinction was not an accident, barney came and they all commited suicide

If you die in an elevator make sure you push the up button!

I know karate, kung-fu, kickboxing and 47 other dangerous words!

Advice is what people ask for when they knew they answer but wish they didn't

Suicide is like our way of telling god " you cant fire me, I quit!"

Never take life seriously ... nobody gets out alive anyway

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Uhhm yeah to all those waiting on My latest story: Right Under Your Nose, it is now on Hiatus as of further Notice. Sorry about that but i have ran out of ideas for it. x

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When the Helpful become the Hindrance by nooni19 reviews
"Derek. DEREK! Noooo. Stop, stop what are you doing?" Emily kicked her feet out and flailed her arms about trying to get away from him. One agent puts the life of another in danger, but how were they to stop it? Once damage is done, can the one responsible ever forgive themselves? (At end, Demily, but til then, team fic with JJ as the bestie) warning: a bit dark, but a happy ending
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,335 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [D. Morgan, E. Prentiss] Jennifer J./JJ
Distracted! by ArtieFanFiction reviews
Ziva has amnesia and thinks she and Tony are much more than just partners. This leads to many awkward, humorous and intensely emotional moments for the entire team, but especially for poor Tony. Gibbs also finds a friend to help him deal with all the stress of this situation. TIVA & Gibbs/Bianca
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,337 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Born For War, Only Darker by Delenn reviews
Once upon a time, even the Warrior Princess was a little girl. This is the story of how she grew into the Destroyer of Nations. A tail of gods, wars, revenge, and especially love: "She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle." This is the prequel to my 'Born For War' trilogy, though it can be read alone. It replaces "Past Shown".
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Xena, Ares - Complete
Keeping the Integrity by SP.SVU.B reviews
When three members of the NCIS: LA team are taken by unknown assailants, one of them is tortured. Will they break the integrity of NCIS? Has been changed to M for later chapters, just to be safe. I don't own NCIS LA or any of it's characters.
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kensi B.
Taken by HoldxOn reviews
What happens to the team when a member gets taken? Ziva David gets taken by another ex-Mossad agent. What he's looking for? Revenge. Tony's the most affected. M for some future chapters.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Foreign by KB0408 reviews
Fornell and the FBI have been on a search for a serial killer targeting foreign women for six months. When they catch a break, they join with NCIS and use Ziva as bait in an undercover Op where she works with a partner... but it not Tony. Sparks will fly.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,408 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Shift by Florence1 reviews
A call to a brutal crime scene leads to a dangerous game of cat and mouse, or is that cat and cat, or mouse and mouse. How do you deal with a dangerous enemy that's on your side? Will the team survive? Part 6 up
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.
Let It Bleed by DrawMeASheep reviews
Tony and Ziva are kidnapped by bad guys Director Shepard has been chasing. Established Tiva. Follows my story Sleepwalker, which follows many other things.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,793 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Role Reversal by mollygibbs101 reviews
Ziva and Jen decide to swap roles for a day. Great fun! How will the team react... more importantly how will Gibbs react? Especially towards the 'new' director. Jen/Ziva friendship and Gibbs/Ziva romance! Yay for Zibbs! Also I've up-ed the rating to M
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,734 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ziva D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Ashlocke's Return by MileyKapri reviews
Will Mutant X be able to forgive their past pains in order to save one of their own, or will Ashlocke get what he's always wanted. BS JL pairings.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/26/2009
Reasons for Revenge by TomorrowNeverCame reviews
Set during Kill Ari. She should've listened to him, but no, she had to prove she could do what she wanted. So she did the interview, and now Ari has her. what if Jenny had done the interview? Jibbs!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jenny Shepard, Ari H.
Compromise by BlueTights reviews
A simple outting with the team turned into so much more. What is Ziva hiding? and who is after her? and finally who will protect her? TIVA later on. McAbby!. I do not own. Read&Review PLEASE!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Trapped by abbywesten reviews
Gibbs, Tony, Ziva and Tim walk into a carefully laid trap with no means of escape. Team friendship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Trapped and Traveling by ImARunnER reviews
When the gang is called out to investigate the body of Petty Officer things take a turn for the worst.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2009
Stockholm Syndrome by ohtheconspiracy reviews
It was a trap. It had all been a trap set up by the man that had held her hostage before, and now she was a hostage yet again. Can she survive? And even worse, what happens when Kate finds herself falling for this supposedly evil man? Kate-Ari pairing
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ari H., Kate T.
Definitely Interested by Violetta Caine reviews
She'd grinned at him, and the small smirk that toyed with the corners of his lips had brought butterflies to her stomach. Damn, but he was unbelievably sexy. Ziva/Gibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
Hatikva by kingshammer reviews
Was Ziva's capture really an accident, or part of an elaborate facade? This about how our favorite NCIS folk search for a truth covered in a multitude of lies.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,866 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
An interesting tactic by Jamie Hook reviews
Ziva David and Tony DiNozzo somehow wake up together...strapped to a wall in a strange stainless steel room. They have no idea where they are, no clue as to who put them there, and niether does anyone else. my first story :D. And then there was Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,751 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Never Take Anything For Granted by Tiva4evaxxx reviews
They are working a serial killer case, a possible copycat of Kyle Boon, when something terrible happens to Ziva, will she survive? How will Tony cope? Tiva. PLEASE PLEASE R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,520 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Bargaining of Lives by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Gibbs is put in a tight spot when two of his team members are taken hostage and their lives rest in his hands. Written for the NFA Community Crime Challenge.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,129 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Everything to Lose by fractured-fairytale06 reviews
Ziva is kidnapped while undercover investigating a drug dealer who kills his clients, and everyone tells Tony that she left on her own. He won't take no for an answer, but will it be enough to save her? TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
To the Rescue by pimmyjalmergrl reviews
When Ziva is kidnapped Tony becomes scared for her safety, but Gibbs is unable to save her source of aggravation for Tony so Tony must venture out on his own to save Ziva. Tiva
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Dreams Can't Hurt You, Physically by Cat and NCIS Obsessed reviews
***Final Chapter*** Public apology issued for a term used in chapter four that I didn't even realise was offensive. Sorry! A story for Vance haters. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Orders by your royal highness reviews
Ziva manages to take out all of the guards when the alarm goes off. Set during 'Cloak' kind of AU TIVA
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Oh, The Things You Should Know! by 4sweetdreams reviews
Abby tries to summarize "Team Gibbs" with a little help from her friend, Dr. Seuss! PURE FLUFF!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Abby S. - Complete
Hostage by NCIS-Series-Fan reviews
After closing a case the team end up in a hostage sutiuation. Ziva and Abby's lifes are put in danger. Will something of this sort make Tony and Ziva realize their feelings for each other or will everything change at NCIS forever. Tiva and McAbby
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Club Killer by your royal highness reviews
A man is linked to several homicides over the past couple of months, all involving brown-haired ladies who attend a night club regularly. Ziva must go undercover and catch the killer, but, as Tony starts realizing his feelings, will disaster strike? Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Linwe Elendil reviews
Kate is needed in an alternate reality to face off against Ari. But can she defy fate? SG-1 crossover. Both AU. More details inside.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - J. O'Neill, Kate T.
And T is for Trouble by MrsDWinchester-Zen007 reviews
The gang meets a girl who is more then trouble... The daughter of a notorious street racer
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/8/2008
Navy Exchange by Lyn1410G reviews
3 Naval Academy cadets are brutally murdered. The team must act before the murderer strikes again. Ziva goes undercover. Can Tony save her or will she become victim number 4? Drama/Crime/Romance TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,946 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Feeling the Freeze by jessxreality reviews
TIVA - The boy was shaking. His eyes skiting back to the only exit. Then to Ziva. His gun was sitting on the table beside him. Safety off. Loaded. “Drop the weapon,” Ziva heard DiNozzo say in her ear. Her gun slipped from her grip, falling to the floor.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Not on my Watch by laoisbabe reviews
Ziva is kidnapped and Gibbs soon learns that there is a great threat facing them all. Final Chapters up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,966 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Ziva D. - Complete
In Love With My Creator by Tristianna Taylor reviews
Around the time Gabrielle Ashlocke was still around. Adam Kane/OC Read inside for details and description.
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Gabriel A., Adam K.
The Night by Shal35 reviews
The team's fighting a band of rebels and Shalimar's been taken, now the team has to get her back before it's too late... CHAPTER 12 IS UP NOW! ALMOST COMPLETE! BRENNAN CONFRONTS KALEB! BRENNAN AND LEXA SAVE SHALIMAR... OR DO THEY? REVIEWS, IDEAS, AND CR
Mutant X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,727 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Shalimar F., Brennan M.
Never Gonna Come Back Down by Sway1 reviews
I always wondered, How did the crew get together? Here's my take on how Sway came to join Memphis's group. PG13 for language.
Gone In 60 Seconds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2002
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What happens when agencies mix reviews
One Shot- Kensi finds Tony in her appartment... Mature rating for a reason
Crossover - NCIS & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Tony D., Kensi B. - Complete
Right under your nose reviews
Tony and Ziva go undercover again this time to infilitrate a drug lord circle, there will hopefully be lots of Tiva. Rating may change... there is a better sumary inside
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Why did I hesitate? reviews
Ok, basically Ari takes Kate from her appartment and it is up to Gibbs and the team to save her. Short summary sorry i am really bad at them!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Kate T., Ari H.
Explaining this to gibbs reviews
sequel to HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO GIBBS? i had a request ages ago and thought it would be quite fun to try so this is it... hope you enjoy ...
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
A team building exercise reviews
When on a team building exercise the team get bored and resort to their own idea of 'team building' ... girls V boys...
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008
HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO GIBBS? reviews
Basically a Tiva fic, i was bored and needed a break from revision and this was the result. Tony and Ziva alone in the NCIS office with a copy of McGee's book....
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Tony's worst nightmare reviews
Tony is injected with a drug that reverses his moral compass, he is sent after Ziva so the scientist who injected him can hold her for ransom and get even with Gibbs. Bad summary sorry!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ziva D. - Complete