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Author has written 3 stories for Bold and the Beautiful, and Chicago PD.

NAME: Melissa

AGE: Dont need to know that nor anything else personal about me so you can track me down

love pretty much different things just check out my fav stories i have saved but not all are there some are on my alert list but still a good out line on what i like to read

JUST GENERAL THINGS I HATE IN STORIES:

1) a child way smarter then there age present for example a two year old speaking full clear sentences for some reasons it does not work well

2) a character suddenly going from stupid to super genius WITHOUT a back story that could give me a reasonable explanation on why it happened

3) a character going from WEAK to UNSTOPPABLE being able to beat everybody up with NO clear reason on why the same goes from a character going from UNNOTICED to the HOTTEST shit on the block that EVERYONE WANTS

4) an OC character that is just dropped into the story and it becomes their story with no warning when i filter a story for two main people i want those two main people not a nobody that becomes a somebody with an badass additude that everyone knows

5) okay this one really gets me: a bad guy out of nowhere becoming some lame ass good guy Prime example: Draco Malfoy you would not believe how any stories i have started reading and then his personality doing a 180 on me and shoving his tongue down Hermoine, Ginny, or mostly Harry's mouth i have no problem with these shippers but damn at least keep him in character if you are going to make the charaters OOC give a heads up please

6) stories that go to fast example: enemy's going from one second hating each other to saying 'i would love nothing more then to see you in the most torturous pain' to 'i love you' and no where in there does it explain it to you on what the hell happened before that

7) and lets not get started on crossovers that do not mix at all example: Naruto and Harry Potter where in the hell do you see any type of witch craft in Naruto not to mention one is a cartoon and one is set in the real world i mean lets at least put thing that at least have what the show is mainly about somehow explain each other like Buffy and Charmed that can work well together

8) stories that simply dont make any type of sence at all no matter how you read it

Okay im done with my little rant

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The Smart Cookie Substitution by missfitch reviews
The plan was simple, really. Penny would finish her studies as a criminologist while Kurt would become a cop. But cheating boyfriends, student loans and life send her on a ride she doesn't understand - until she does. AU! Eventual Shenny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 3/14 - Sheldon C., Penny
Lavenders Blue by RowArk reviews
When Emma is reverted to her 5-year-old self by the QoD, the Charmings think they have a second chance to raise their daughter. But when Emma is quick to bond with Regina instead, it is Regina who has a second chance to atone for the damage the Dark Curse caused to Emma. (*TW: mentions/insinuations of past abuse/sexual abuse*) Inspired by "Little Girl Lost" by StarvingLunatic
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,577 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
A Place In The Sun by neverland300690 reviews
During an infiltration gone horribly wrong, Hinata gets captured. A rescue mission is set underway and nothing can stop Naruto from being a part of it, even though Neji has already broken his cheekbone declaring the whole thing to be his fault. Naruto never denies it...but sometimes not everything is as it seems. (set in an indefinite time after the Fourth War)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,130 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Neji H., Hinata H.
Double Trouble For Hinata by kalebxdd reviews
Hinata had always considered that all she needed in life was one Naruto. Until there were two. Rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/5 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
White Kunai by Magma Writes reviews
A series of violent rapes and murders targeting long, dark haired, young women have caught the attention of the Hokage. Her plan? Use a qualified, long, dark haired kunoichi as bait. The only one that fits the criteria? Hinata. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,912 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 2/29 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Ino Y. - Complete
Fester by Whas'up reviews
Regina lets the wounds on her arm fester. She leaves them be, night after night, staring at them, dark eyes empty, breath easy, and she could be sleeping, if she weren't in so much pain. But henry is gone, her baby, and the pain will never go away. Infection is no laughing matter, and when Roland witnesses her fall to her fever, it's his father he runs too.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 181,725 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood
Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 267,854 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
But Given Unsought Better by blackmoon9793 reviews
For how could the Devil take her as his bride if she already belonged to another?
Penny Dreadful - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,289 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Vanessa I., Ethan C.] - Complete
Another Way to Serve by the point reviews
The Kumo kidnapping destroys Hinata's Byakugan and her chances of becoming a shinobi. Removed from the village, Hinata adopts a life outside of the shinobi, never expecting to return again. But after the Fourth Ninja War, Konoha's economy is in dire straits and the Rokudaime asks for her aid. She is called to serve her village, not as a ninja, but as a civilian.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Hinata H., Kakashi H.
Summer Beach Read by Xaphrin reviews
When Raven gets teased by Beast Boy at the beach, she responds with a little teasing of her own. If only she knew that this little battle was going to turn into a full-fledged war.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,638 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - [Raven, Beast Boy] - Complete
Exile by WTFdoUwantNOW reviews
Exile's back up due to (surprising) popular demand.Takes place after Sophia is found in the barn.Daryl leaves the group & goes his own way after a fight with Shane.He runs into the group again after he has found his own place to stay. Can't they all just get along?Rated M for cussing,violence,nekkid Daryl moments,smut & whump.Eventual Daryl/Maggie much to my surprise. No Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 87 - Words: 347,920 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Daryl D., Maggie G. - Complete
Exodus by WTFdoUwantNOW reviews
Sequel to Exile. Daryl has left the group again and plans to head north but first he tries to find Merle. A betrayal brings new enemies against the group who want what the group has. No Caryl 'cause yuck. Rated M for cussin', violence, nekkid Daryl moments, gore, adult situations, shameless Daryl whump. Daryl/Maggie
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 305,609 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D., Maggie G. - Complete
Boy by RealmOfPossibility reviews
Regina meets Roland as she struggles against the bleak darkness threatening to engulf her... Now complete
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,714 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood, Roland H. - Complete
Promises by Peachuzoid reviews
The remaining members of the group are forced to split after an ambush. Daryl, Maggie, Carl, and Judith are able to escape but have no idea if anyone else even made it out. They stick together and do their best to push on while trying to find any sign that the others are still alive... Of course it's never that easy when other problems arise.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,335 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - [Daryl D., Maggie G.] Carl G., Judith G. - Complete
Trade of Kings by PurpleMoon3 reviews
After his sterling work in Manhattan, Loki gets voted in as the next War.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Death, Loki - Complete
Alternate Scene by the Lake 4 by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's 1976 and the scene by the lake after the fifth year defence OWLs but instead of trying to fight back with magic, Severus snaps his own wand and throws it at Lupin's feet, announcing he's quitting Hogwarts. Alternate Universe. Rating 'M'. Corrections/revisions made to 'Descent Through Fire', September 20th, 2013. Any remaining epilogues on indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,614 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.]
Our Sweet Rapture by Chiyume reviews
After a hunt gone wrong leaves Sam transfigured and Castiel drained of his grace, Dean is not only left to tend to them both, but for some reason also finds himself having both involuntarily and graphically inappropriate thoughts about the angel in question. Now if only Cas could stop getting so close to him all the time, maybe he could figure out what was going on?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Better Sort of Happiness by WynterRavenheart reviews
After this cycle of Ragnarok, Loki is nowhere to be found on the higher realms. On earth a green eyed baby is born.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,755 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Contrived Flaws by GoXC reviews
Hyuuga Hinata was not the perfect anything; She was not the perfect ninja, she was not the perfect heiress, and she most certainly was not the perfect wife. But Itachi didn't mind, he planned on ignoring her anyway. Non-mass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,603 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2279 - Favs: 3,062 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Shattered One by MissAnnThropic reviews
When it struck Castiel, it dropped him out of the sky. He set down the first place he could find. He stood in a field in Switzerland, swaying on his feet and staring down at his body, dazed by what it had just done. mpreg
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,021 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Lost Boys by thisisnotwhoyouthink reviews
When Loki is captured by Shield, they discover a dark secret between Loki and Odin. My take on Loki's 'monster' kids. Mpreg, no pairings
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,389 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
A Day In the Life of the Renegades by Kei Jones reviews
A series of drabbles about Jacob, Leah, Seth, Quil and Embry intereacting. Leah hates her boobs, Michael Buble inspires and almost kiss, and Rachel fails to see the 'awesomeness' that is Chuck Norris. Jake and Leah go shopping. And WHAT is Leah doing?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Bring It On Home by thecouchcarrot reviews
Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,626 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
Callwater Somersault by BlacknCallwaterfan reviews
Two years after Breaking Dawn. It all started with an intense kiss and a hard slap to the face in the woods. But now… things have changed and someone wants so much more…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,779 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Leah, Embry
Knight In Shining Armour by Cursd818 reviews
The first time Dan speaks to Blair Waldorf, she is pushing Serena into a cab. But when Serena runs away to boarding school, what will they find to talk about? Blair/Dan eventually, Blair/Nate, Serena/Nate.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,416 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Blair, Dan
A Bra on Kirk's Floor by mattmetzger reviews
Fact - Spock has boobs. Fact - this is quite possibly the happiest day of Jim Kirk's life thus far. Crack warning, and heterosexuality ahoy! K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/15/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
First Come Love, Then Come Marriage by Kei Jones reviews
First comes love, then comes marriage...and eventually comes Jacob with the baby carriage. Look at Jacob and Leah's relationship through Sam and Emily's eyes. Expansion of The Black Wedding.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,695 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Porcupines by Kei Jones reviews
It's Sam and Emily's wedding day and yet she finds it hard to be happy. And why does it have to do with porcupines? Hint of Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Emily, Leah - Complete
Auto Erotica by DasMervin reviews
Leah decides to take a couple of the Cullen cars out for a joyride... A direct and very silly continuation of the fic "The Wedding Crashers".
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Castiel, Leah - Complete
The Mirror by cloudyjenn reviews
When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,056 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 202 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Inferno by DrayMiaOnly reviews
In which: Paul is furious, Leah slaps him, Jacob blames his bad luck and Seth is speechless. *Paul/Leah*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Paul, Leah - Complete
The Wedding Crashers by DasMervin reviews
After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,211 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Leah - Complete
The Secrets of Eden by sweetiiey reviews
Edward and Leah started a sexual relationship when the frustrations of their lives become too much in a way to let out steam. A/N in this story Jake never ran away Disclaim: of Twilight Saga and its Characters
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,810 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Leah, Edward
Pain Adrenalin Tears Laughter A pregnancy by NeverOkayIPromise reviews
One lost something she never had. One gained something previously though impossible. Others had mixed emotions their main being fear, fear of the unknown.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Leah, Emily - Complete
Little Things by Dark Austral reviews
Sam begins to notice little things when he rejoins with Dean. Set between 5.3 and 5.4 and afterwards, friendship fic of Dean, Cas and Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,195 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Outside Humanity by Drake Roberts reviews
When Ms. Summers asked Tara to babysit Dawn for the week, she thought it would be fun. That was before Spike showed up with Xander. A six year old Xander. Why is Xander six, you ask? That's what Angel wants to know. It's gonna be a long week.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,628 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Xander H., Spike
My Brother's Keeper by Otterling reviews
It looks like Gabriel and Castiel are back and in trouble. Now Dean, Bobby, and Sam must face a horde of demons to rescue a captured Gabriel while dealing with Castiel's condition. Can they save him when Cas becomes the next target of the demons?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,401 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Kei Jones reviews
Sam and Emily are served a heaping dose of the truth at the hands of Sheila Uley, Sam's mother. More of Kei's Sam/Emily angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Leah, Sam - Complete
Heart Shaped Sticky Notes by the point reviews
Naruto's life had always been spontaneous, always going and doing something. It's good, then, that Hinata's able to give him some stability in the little notes she leaves for him. But one day, there is no note. Suddenly, Naruto's life doesn't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Haunted House by CorruptedSmile reviews
Don't worry, the Winchester brothers are on their way to help you with all your exorcising needs. B:tVS/SPN. COMPLETED.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
White Snake by ThreeJewels reviews
Hiashi wants nothing to do with Hinata and she ends up as Anko's apprentice. She'll have to learn to be strong to survive in the world of Shinobi. Epic of Hinata becoming one of the most powerful nin of her generation. Strong Hina. AU. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,276 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hinata H., Anko M.
For the Potions Master's Amusement by snape.submiss reviews
Now Complete! Severus Snape is not a kind man, but Hermione Granger is past caring. She wants his approval and will do anything to get it. How far will she go? Even she has no concept of the depths to which she will fall in her quest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 86 - Words: 304,467 - Reviews: 3025 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Family Business by Harikari reviews
After a gruesome night of trouble on the Hellmouth Xander is forced to leave Sunnydale. He ends up in L.A. living with his Uncle John and two cousins, Dean and Sam. Spike & Xander slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Xander H., Spike
The Messenger A Clones Side Story by eternalshiva reviews
A side story to perpetual159’s Clones. Naruto makes the mistake of sending a rogue messenger clone to tell Hinata he will be late from his meeting, she, on the other hand, discovers how to tell him her most intimate desires. NaruHina & Naruko Fun. LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Of the Leaf by Darklight8121 reviews
She might be used to being nervous but Shikamaru wasn't. Whose idea was this anyway? Oh, right, it was his. Shikamaru x Hinata Now back on Schedule...of sorts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,653 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H.
The Escape by 2013as reviews
The Volturi are ready to attack. Bella has asked Leah and Jake to run away with Nessie, Leah concedes in loyalty to Jake. Embry refuses to watch his life long friend and the girl that he has started to care for run without him. Embry/Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,529 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Leah, Embry - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1785 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
It's Mine Now by X5 - 452 reviews
Entry for the Epic Contest. Twenty years after Breaking Dawn. Leah gets some unexpected and unwanted visitor's one night. But this is her life now. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Leah, Bella - Complete
Envying Leah Clearwater by X5 - 452 reviews
A three shot, about those moments when Emily realizes that she envies Leah Clearwater. Callwater. Hints of Jacob/Leah and Sam/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Emily, Leah - Complete
Spy Gear by Bye-Q reviews
Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Jasmine Scented Dreams by KairaKi reviews
Neji had always condemned kissing.He had told her it led to babies and Neji was always right.However, Hinata knew that babies were not actually conceived through kissing but what came after kissing,therefore the logical place to start was kissing.SasuHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,358 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Entertaining Angels by Laura of Maychoria reviews
A strange boy shows up at Dean and Sam’s motel room. Maybe he needs help, or maybe he’s there to help them—they can’t quite tell. Spoilers through 4.10. Not an OC.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Just Breathe by mialuv998 reviews
She thought her promise was just to pacify her scared Sensei. It turned out differently however, Kurenai named her as her next of kin. Which legally meant she was responsible for her son now. “Just breathe. Then we can do it together." ShikaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Analogy by Kukaburraxxii reviews
NaruHina mush! Naruto's a busy Hokage and Hinata's feeling neglected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Distant Relations by Sierra Phoenix reviews
Xander learns the truth about his parentage and must decide whether or not to seek out his real father. Crossover with Supernatural.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,929 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 9/27/2006
Company by CuteCButtons reviews
An exploration of Shino, his relationship with Hinata, and the Aburame Clan. Contains romantic comedy, drama, and general ninja action in the form of intrigue and battles. ShinoHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,939 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Hurt by Brine224 reviews
While visiting Chloe in Metropolis Clark and Lois stumble across something unimaginable...Clois
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,659 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
blame it on the sake by reeroy reviews
Backed up against a wall, body sparking under the touch of this artist...thrilled and guilty and her blood is rushing, pumping heatedly against her skin and...she's blaming it on the sake. AU. SaiHina. suggestive content. unedited version on livejournal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hinata H., Sai - Complete
Femme Fatale by MisSs005 reviews
It’s Halloween and poor Hina is forced into a costume by Ino,that would even make a guy like Shino turn around and look twice.Question is,will the person that matters finally notice her?Or will he continue on being so friggin’ dense?Sequel:Neji's Boxer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Foxy Baby by juliagulia1017 reviews
Hinata. Dirty dancing. Alcohol. 'nuff said. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Burdens Of Childhood by Mel J1701 reviews
What connection is there between a missing Potions Master and a prodigious child found wandering the Mojave Desert? The answer will lead Dumbledore and his staff on a quest to protect Voldemort's chosen heir from falling into the hands of darkness...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,174 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/14/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
The Irresistible Potions Master by Serenthia reviews
Severus Snape is supposed to be one ugly git. So what happens when Voldemort removes a charm and everyone sees Severus Snape as he really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Severus S., Voldemort
Midsummer's Eve by ReeraTheRed reviews
AU A 15 year old Severus returns to his ancestral home to carry out one final task. COMPLETE. Warning this is really sad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Severus Snape, Sexy Slytherin by Zedd reviews
Our beloved Potions Master decides that he wants to be "sexy." How will Hogwarts react? A little differently than he expected. (A parody on all cliched Snape romances).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,740 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Severus S.
Revelations by Lizbeth Marcs reviews
What if Willow’s magic blast in “Grave” had long-lasting consequences for Xander? AU for S7. COMPLETE.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,419 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Xander H., Buffy S. - Complete
A Son for the Dark Lord by Serenthia reviews
Finding out that a Half-Dementor exists, Voldemort kidnaps him from his mother to create his own army of them. But little Severus proves to be more trouble than Voldemort counted on.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2001 - Published: 9/30/2001
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Ready or Not reviews
Inspired by the looks Erin was giving Jay and Hank's first and second "talk" from 3x17. All Erin wanted to do was comfort her boyfriend after the week he was having, but the last thing either expected was to get into a fight about… well them as a them.
Chicago PD - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30 - J. Halstead, E. Lindsay - Complete
Anyone but Him reviews
One shot based off of this comment made in 1x05:"You left a string of broken hearts behind you since you were 15, I need Halstead 100% effective and not throwing pebbles at your window at 3 in the morning" rated T just to be safe.
Chicago PD - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 3/17 - H. Voight, E. Lindsay - Complete
Heavy as the Crown reviews
What if Steffy decided to stay in LA during the Lope Italy wedding? You know what they say the best way to get over someone else is to get under someone else and you never know you might just find yourself and upgrade.Only one way to find out;) Rated T for now subject to change. DISCONTINUED for the lack of love I have for B&B.
Bold and the Beautiful - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/24/2015