Greensleeves the Great
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Joined 10-20-07, id: 1402533, Profile Updated: 05-09-09
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Pendragon.

"Greensleeves was my heart of gold..."

Hi. Uh... Hi. Yeah.

At the moment, I'm only doing Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion fanfics, but that may change, so I've chosen a neutral username. :)

October 11, 2008:

I'm working on another story! Woo-hoo! Unfortunately, I'm not sure when I can post it, because my new Mac computer does not have WordPerfect on it, and for some reason, FF.net won't accept anything from Word. (I know they say they do, but it just doesn't work...)

October 12, 2008:

Have finished first chapter of new story. Am working on second. Looking for a beta. Anyone who's interested, please email me at tmstar11@yahoo.com and I will send you the story. Thanks!

October 15, 2008:

Have found beta! Thank you to Earendilion!

I am now going to bore you with completely useless trivia about me...

Favorite Movies Ever:

His Girl Friday

Lord of the Rings (all three)

Clue

The Princess Bride

Young Frankenstein

Bringing Up Baby

Arsenic and Old Lace

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

A Shot in the Dark

Phantom of the Opera

Dinner at Eight

A Night at the Opera

Les Comperes

Mon Oncle

A Day at the Races

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

The Sting

Favorite Authors:

J.R.R. Tolkien

Philip Pullman

Eva Ibbotson

Susan Cooper

Orson Scott Card

Elizabeth E. Wein

Stephanie Meyer

Marion Zimmer Bradley

Arthur Conan Doyle

Raymond Chandler

Jodi Picoult

Diana Wynne Jones

Eoin Colfer

Christopher Paolini

My Views On:

Slash: Don't write it (actually I'm horrible at romance of any kind), barely ever read it, but I don't have anything against people who do. (Seriously, people, if you get angry at people on FanFiction for enjoying something you don't enjoy, you're going to have a lot of fun in the Real World.) Some of the stories you find in my Favorites may be borderline slashy, but that is all.

Mary-Sues: Parodies of them are hilarious. Enough said.

TenthWalker: (from Lord of the Rings) The only tenthwalker there ever has been and ever should be is Bill the Pony.

Some Quotes For Your Amusement

"Money talks. Chocolate sings." -Anonymous

"Shut up and eat your garbage." -Ratatouille

"Fine then! Let's just take out our swords and start banging away at each other! That'll solve everything!" -Dead Man's Chest

"I don't need to be careful! I've got a gun!" -The Simpsons

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes." -Anonymous

"You must not gives up so easy. The first titchy bobsticle you meets and you begins shouting you is biffsquiggled." -The BFG

"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day/That washes the weary mud away!/A loon is he that will not sing:/O! Water Hot is a noble thing!" -The Fellowship of the Ring

"Life is pain, Highness, and anyone who says differently is selling something." -The Princess Bride

"Well, take Hitler and stick him on the funny page!" -His Girl Friday

"It is forbidden to touch royalty!"

"I didn't touch you, I shoved you. Why don't you get one of your servants to shove me back?" -Anna and the King

"Sure, God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece." -Anonymous

"When you hate something, you don't kill it. You hurt it." -Elizabeth E. Wein

"If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher." -Anonymous

"Reputation is what other people know about you, and honor is what you know about yourself." -Lois McMaster Bujold

"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk." -Dr. Seuss

"The lead works well because it appeals to the human desire to read stories about things we want to happen to us, such as winning the lottery, and things we pray never happen to us, such as having a stranger in a ski mask stick a gun in our faces." -Bobby Hawthorne

"My books are about killing God." -Philip Pullman

"If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart/Absent thee from felicity a while,/and in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain/to tell my story." -William Shakespeare.

Thanks for reading.

Greensleeves

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A Change of Engagement by AMarguerite reviews
Enjolras and Courfeyrac fence and become friends, at which point Courfeyrac attempts to get Enjolras into a frock coat. Slashy undertones warning.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Courfeyrac, Enjolras - Complete
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss1 reviews
How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot, gen, written for and won harrypotter las Challenge 5: ' character has a cold'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Anthony G., Michael C. - Complete
The Not So Friendly Florist of Feet Street by drivenbyrevenge reviews
The wonderful world of Teeney Swodd and Lellie Novett! Johanna is a masculine emo, Anthony is quite possibly a hobo,Toby wears an afro wig, Pirelli is an Indian con-artist, and the whole story is just basically screwed up! Exactly why you should read it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
A Passion for the Absolute by AMarguerite reviews
Courfeyrac gets severely injured and turns to Enjolras, high priest of the ideal that he is, for a little illumination. Courfeyrac enlightens Enjolras in return. Slash. Complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Courfeyrac, Enjolras - Complete
Eternity Begins and Ends by Lolryne reviews
Merlin died. Arthur does his best to deal with it.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Through The Wall by mirimo-cat reviews
A tired English student asks one too many questions about the logic of Hamlet... Elsinore will never be quite the same again.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Eyes I thought I was not like to find by ColonelDespard reviews
It is no great burden to be in debt to Courfeyrac
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Marius, Bahorel - Complete
words and other weapons by hardlygolden reviews
“Know your enemy,” his father had cautioned – and Arthur thought he had, thought he did.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Revelations by Thanfiction reviews
Sometimes even the obvious can take you by surprise. Part of the DAYDverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Michael C., Terry B. - Complete
Praeclarus Merde by Thanfiction reviews
When the deck is stacked against you, switch decks." - Frank Abagnale. Part of the DAYDverse, set during Chapter 13 Snakebite of DAYD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Michael C., Terry B. - Complete
Standing Witness by Thanfiction reviews
What is a friend but a single soul in two bodies?" - Aristotle...Part of the DAYDverse, spoilers for the first novel, specifically chapter 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Terry B., Michael C. - Complete
Legolas and the Balrog by robey331 reviews
Chapter 14 added! Finally figured out the new format requirements. This little tale takes place shortly after the White Council met in TA 2851. Let's pretend that Legolas and Bilbo were born the same year, 2890.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006
35 Years of the Sun by Epilachna reviews
Maedhros descends into madness. Companion piece to 'Echoes of Shattered Glass'.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Fingon, Maedhros, Maglor - Complete
Tra La La by BeBopALula reviews
Anthony interrupts a very tired Sweeney Todd with a very cheerful song. What will happen? Answer: Bad stuff.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Sweeney T., Anthony H. - Complete
Essecarmë by Dawn Felagund reviews
Curufin, the fifth son of Fëanor, is said to have been his favorite. Why did Maedhros get passed over for this honor? This story looks at Eldarin naming traditions and the family dramas they create.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Another Man's Cage by Dawn Felagund reviews
During an ordinary year in Feanor's young family, motivations are revealed and events set into motion that explain their later history. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 372,936 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Trifles by Vana Tuivana reviews
On Fëanor and the creation of the Silmarils, written for Dawn Felagund's birthday.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Paltering by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Legolas, Aragorn, Twins, Elrond, etc.If you tell the truth you may pay a price. If you lie, you pay...and pay...and pay. For the Teitho White Lies challenge.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Rats Gone Home to Jesus by Petrarch's Pillowcases reviews
Sweeney Todd. That corpse you planted in your garden, has it begun to sprout? Will it bloom this year?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Complete
I'm Writing This With My Left Hand by Vana Tuivana reviews
A short poem found almost illegibly scrawled on the side of Thangorodrim. Maedhros, introspective.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2005
Emotions by LesMisLoony reviews
After releasing the Persian on Christine's request, Erik is pensive. Rated for unexpected slashiness. Yes, slashiness by me.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
From Twilight to Dawn by Kasmi Kassim reviews
The relationship between father and son is strained in turmoil of adolescence. But further estranged by a horrible revelation and a mistake of a buried past, Legolas and Thranduil must risk all to save each other and the love that threatens to be lost.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,985 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Scruff Factor by JastaElf reviews
How DID Aragorn come to be neat & tidy for Elrond's Council? Ch. 7, The Long Awaited Scruffilogue: in which a squirrely evening is had by all, Dwarves learn not to drop eaves, and Legolas courts doom by going to bed early. This story is finally complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
To Survive by Gollum's Fish reviews
COMPLETE! While traversing Caradhras, Legolas and Gimli get seperated form the main group. Can they survive the mountain's rage? More to the point, can they survive each other?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2004 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Underground by Le Chat Noir reviews
Maglor in the 20th century. The Parisian underground. A young high-schooler boy. Peace can be found.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2004
Morgoth's Notebook by Arandil reviews
Found in the ruins of what was once Angband. The original Dark Lord had quite the knack for badfic writing (and apparently a little "thing" for Fëanor). This is his notebook of ideas. Read at your own risk. Transcribed by Arandil for the HASA Challenge: Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Winner: "The Merry and Pippin Award (Humor 2nd Place)" MEFA 2005
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,426 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/27/2004 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Morgoth, Fëanor - Complete
Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
Throwing Stones by Itarille reviews
The story of the childhood of Findis, daughter of Finwe.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2004
In the Deep Places by Lamiel reviews
Legolas and Gimli set the foundations for friendship in Moria and Lothlorien. Mithril Award Winner: Best Lord of the Rings. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,954 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/16/2003 - Complete
Faithful Sidekick by Teanna reviews
a musing on an obscure Tolkien character without whom many things in Middle-earth would not have come to pass.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
War Dust by Nol reviews
In response to the Maglor-in-history plotbunny. The bard at the Trojan War, sings of Achilles, Patroclus, and the memories of a brother.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,016 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Published: 11/1/2003
The Nameless One by Elf Eye reviews
Legolas goes on a quest to find out who he truly is. Repost broken into chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,825 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Legolas, Gandalf
Out of the Frying Pan and Into the Fire by bryn bnw reviews
Prior to their journey, the Fellowship remained in Rivendell for two months. Let them not be accused of "lounging around." Botched scouting missions, misunderstandings, and enemies home and abroad. Proof that when in doubt, things can ALWAYS get worse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 141,110 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 4/16/2002
Seven Stars and Seven Stones by Yrfeloran reviews
Maglor reflects around the time of the Ring War.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Complete
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
If Women Had Ruled Middle-Earth by Mouse reviews
From Nerdanel to Arwen, they're all there: the Halls of Mandos Sewing Circle. And they've got a few opinions on the actions of their male counterparts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/20/2002
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Dreams reviews
In another life, Pendragon dreams of smoke, blood and ravens, and a princess in the rain. LoorXPendragon. Thirteen paragraphs of introspection, written because of my general WTF!ness with the Soldiers of Halla epilogue.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bobby P., Loor - Complete
How Will I Ever Be Simple Again reviews
Songfic. Beren's reaction to Luthien dancing in the woods of Doriath. He would naturally get a little emotional after being an outlaw for so long...
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Slight Differences reviews
A 300word drabble about differences in sentence structure, and what they can mean to grieving friends. Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Eowyn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Elrond's Lament reviews
Elrond alternately grieves for Arwen and rants about Aragorn. Warning: Extreme angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
The Loyalty of Runty Orcs reviews
At the battle of the Black Gates, Aragorn learns something about the differences in loyalty between Elves and runty Orcs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
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