Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, and Pendragon.
"Greensleeves was my heart of gold..."
Hi. Uh... Hi. Yeah.
At the moment, I'm only doing Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion fanfics, but that may change, so I've chosen a neutral username. :)
October 11, 2008:
I'm working on another story! Woo-hoo! Unfortunately, I'm not sure when I can post it, because my new Mac computer does not have WordPerfect on it, and for some reason, FF.net won't accept anything from Word. (I know they say they do, but it just doesn't work...)
October 12, 2008:
Have finished first chapter of new story. Am working on second. Looking for a beta. Anyone who's interested, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I will send you the story. Thanks!
October 15, 2008:
Have found beta! Thank you to Earendilion!
I am now going to bore you with completely useless trivia about me...
Favorite Movies Ever:
His Girl Friday
Lord of the Rings (all three)
The Princess Bride
Bringing Up Baby
Arsenic and Old Lace
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
A Shot in the Dark
Phantom of the Opera
Dinner at Eight
A Night at the Opera
A Day at the Races
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Orson Scott Card
Elizabeth E. Wein
Marion Zimmer Bradley
Arthur Conan Doyle
Diana Wynne Jones
My Views On:
Slash: Don't write it (actually I'm horrible at romance of any kind), barely ever read it, but I don't have anything against people who do. (Seriously, people, if you get angry at people on FanFiction for enjoying something you don't enjoy, you're going to have a lot of fun in the Real World.) Some of the stories you find in my Favorites may be borderline slashy, but that is all.
Mary-Sues: Parodies of them are hilarious. Enough said.
TenthWalker: (from Lord of the Rings) The only tenthwalker there ever has been and ever should be is Bill the Pony.
Some Quotes For Your Amusement
"Money talks. Chocolate sings." -Anonymous
"Shut up and eat your garbage." -Ratatouille
"Fine then! Let's just take out our swords and start banging away at each other! That'll solve everything!" -Dead Man's Chest
"I don't need to be careful! I've got a gun!" -The Simpsons
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes." -Anonymous
"You must not gives up so easy. The first titchy bobsticle you meets and you begins shouting you is biffsquiggled." -The BFG
"Sing hey! for the bath at close of day/That washes the weary mud away!/A loon is he that will not sing:/O! Water Hot is a noble thing!" -The Fellowship of the Ring
"Life is pain, Highness, and anyone who says differently is selling something." -The Princess Bride
"Well, take Hitler and stick him on the funny page!" -His Girl Friday
"It is forbidden to touch royalty!"
"I didn't touch you, I shoved you. Why don't you get one of your servants to shove me back?" -Anna and the King
"Sure, God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece." -Anonymous
"When you hate something, you don't kill it. You hurt it." -Elizabeth E. Wein
"If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher." -Anonymous
"Reputation is what other people know about you, and honor is what you know about yourself." -Lois McMaster Bujold
"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk." -Dr. Seuss
"The lead works well because it appeals to the human desire to read stories about things we want to happen to us, such as winning the lottery, and things we pray never happen to us, such as having a stranger in a ski mask stick a gun in our faces." -Bobby Hawthorne
"My books are about killing God." -Philip Pullman
"If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart/Absent thee from felicity a while,/and in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain/to tell my story." -William Shakespeare.
Thanks for reading.