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Dance of the Dog God by Tartarun reviews
Kakashi loved Konoha a little less and his father a bit more. What happens next changes the face of history. However Team 7's destiny years later is still wrapped with the silver haired man's and an intricate dance begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 272,782 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kakashi H., Obito U., Team Seven
True Mastery by natsuzamaki reviews
Minato finds out that he can contact Naruto through the seal. Naruto gets training, and becomes stronger. Itachi spares Izumi and Sasuke. Sakura comes from an abusive home. What could go wrong? Mixture of multiple AU points that are never in one story. Warning: Rape, Sex. Not graphic enough to be lemons, but still, caution. Not on HIATUS anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/7/2020 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Kabourophobia by KarryHim reviews
... The irrational fear of Crabs and Lobsters. Itachi surprises Sasuke and Naruto by giving them Live lobsters to cook for dinner. Turns out, both of them become pussies when dealing with lobsters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Born Weapons by Gallyrat reviews
I am the empty vessel. I am the clay soldier in which the will of fire burns. (AU) (Reboot of Shinobi: Team 7)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,038 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/23/2020 - Published: 9/22/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Together in time by freckled.little.acey reviews
In amidst the tension of Kakashi's and Obito's duel, both rely on their Kamui to claim victory. It's a Kekkei Genkai that allows transportation through space-time, so why not actual time? Neither Kakashi nor Obito was at all prepared for what was install for them. And it doesn't help that neither knows that the other is from the future. Timetravel!ObiKaka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/2/2020 - Published: 8/23/2020 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Rin, Minato N.
A PSA about Naruto and fanfiction by Takako Rumihashi reviews
A series about the serious and/or annoying problems in the Naruto and fanfiction community as a whole, but shoved into a story format. Come for the rant, stay for the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2020 - Published: 8/22/2020 - Kushina U.
A Flicker in Time by Myst Marshall reviews
Minato was good at many things, but getting Kakashi and Obito to get along was something that even he couldn't accomplish. It's ironic that all it took was a few trips to the future to accomplish what Minato couldn't in three years: Kakashi and Obito working as a team. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 7/14/2020 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U. - Complete
Akatsuki Cafe by Swanket reviews
Also on Ao3* The Akatsuki are in hell, and are dealing with a punishment for their crimes on earth. They have to serve customers at a cafe for months without harming anyone. As expected, it doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 8/6/2020 - Akatsuki - Complete
Squishy wizardo by Teabanana reviews
AU where Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura form a party in a MMORPG game. In a well-balanced party, you'd expect a tank, a healer, and a damage-dealing super-nuking extra-squishy wizard. But no! They're all squishy wizards! Nevermind the final boss and her physical attack AOE, how do they even get past these archer mobs?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2020 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aetatis by T. Alana M reviews
When Hashirama wakes up as a child again, he vows to protect his family and form a truce with the Uchiha sooner. When Madara wakes up in the same situation with several changes, he wonders why the gods hate him and realizes he'd be better off if no one answered that. (fem!madara)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/16/2020 - Published: 8/7/2015
If New York is to USA, then Konoha is to Japan by diamondsrefract reviews
He wanted sleep. She wanted a tea party at midnight. He can't sleep. She can't stop crying. Bloody girls. Their tears win the war. He grabs a sweater and finds himself at her door. Oh he's so going to regret this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,901 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/30/2020 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ouroborus Day by Lord22 reviews
Orochimaru did not want to go to the Land of Snow, but with Sensei's successor soon to be declared he could not in good conscience refuse. So here he was, traveling north with his team to attend a coronation. The Snake Sannin was in a hurry to get the whole thing over with. Unfortunately, he finds himself reliving it over and over and over...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 11/4/2019 - Orochimaru, Iruka U., Jiraiya, Anko M.
Nodus Tollens by silvestial reviews
In which an SI-OC as Black Zetsu decides that following Kaguya's will is detrimental for his continued survival and proceeds to completely wreck the plot by not cooperating.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/14/2020 - Published: 9/29/2019 - Zetsu, OC
Naruto Shippūden: The Legendary Team「伝説のチーム」 by Her Pretty Smile reviews
Because of the Fourth Great Ninja War, of the deity named Kaguya, the world almost came to an end. However, something odd happened; the past came right before their eyes, and they were living in it. Kurama did what he felt he had to do, but the real question is… who was the one that time-travelled? [Ongoing; Team 7-centric; Time travel; Eventual Romance; Multiple Pairings]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,728 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,859 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
To Owe Someone, To Know Someone by sugarweregoindownswingin reviews
Was Orochimaru a good man? Mark one. Yes No (crossposted from ao3)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2019 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Favourite Student by fivefootthreeinches reviews
In Konoha, it's a well known fact that every jounin sensei has a favourite student; Sandaime had Orochimaru, Jiraiya had Minato, Gai has Rock Lee, Asuma has Shikamaru etc. Team 7 however, don't know who Kakashi's favorite is and proceed to argue amongst themselves then engage in ridiculous competition to decide who it is. Pre Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 9/26/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
An Inch of Gold by KuriQuinn reviews
Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 213,146 - Reviews: 1868 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 8/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven, Sarada U. - Complete
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,971 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 5,882 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H., Obito U.
Vainglory by ksuzu reviews
Winners write history. Losers make history. Minato, stuck somewhere in between, is Konoha's youngest missing nin. [AU] [Minato x Kushina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 219,503 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/13/2018 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Jiraiya, Shikaku N. - Complete
Endless, Does The Wheel Spin by xytera reviews
As the Senju and Uchiha rivalry draws to a close, Madara demands Hashirama's death or Tobirama's life. Tobirama makes his choice to become the Uchiha's captive to ensure the alliance between the two clans. MadaTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,700 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/10/2017 - Published: 1/26/2016 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.]
Children of War by SouthSideStory reviews
Minato thinks the girl from Uzushio is beautiful. He wants to tell her that she's brave and fierce and he would like to be her friend. There are many things Minato would like to say to Uzumaki Kushina, but any time he looks in her direction she just glares back and asks what he's staring at.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/13/2015 - [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 532 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 167 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Sasuke 2013 by PureWaterLily reviews
So Sasuke wants to be Hokage. Uh-huh. Yeah, sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
sunny days by visionary dreams reviews
CRACK. Oneshot. Naruto and Sasuke learn the hard way not to question Sakura's sexuality. –Team 7
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4914 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 4,305 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 189 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Into Sakura's Lair by ohwhatsherface reviews
While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete