ROB, the Random Omnipotent Being, is pissed off at the Fan Fiction Authors for using and abusing his name in their stories. So, when I died, I got His revenge. Forced to live through my favorite stories, I have to avoid ending up in Hell. M for a reason, all the tropes will get their turn and there will be girls eventually. You know me, MR Cringe and Gary Stu are supervising.

A 16-year-old boy wakes up in the bed of Gilderoy Lockhart, in the body of the man himself and receives quite the warm welcome. Watch as he carves a path through the Wizarding World and learns esoteric magic, uncovers ancient secrets and solves magical maladies all the while enjoying himself to the max. This entire world will submit to his will, The Will of Gil. SI (MATURE THEMES)

Somehow, I find myself reborn in the world of Harry Potter as a no-name orphan. You know what that means: pursuing magic's secrets and uncovering the most tantalizing of mysteries this world has to offer! Oh, Voldemort? Why should I care? SI OC. A slow-boil, realistic journey of a man rediscovering his path in a world of great magic— whether for good, or for evil.

Dying due to some random entity's mistake wasn't how I wanted to finish my Monday. Receiving a new life together with the Gamer System might have placated me a bit. That was until I was dropped into the world of RWBY as a Grimm. Yep, I am screwed... Gamer Grimm OC.

Waking up in the body of a standard Genin, a village invasion on the horizon and a count down until to a full out apocalypse only a few years away, what's a lad to do? There was only one thing he could do, cheat. Thankfully, this game system that instigated all of this in the first place, was quite helpful in that regard. Gamer Insert.

May RNGesus be with you, praise be.

The rewrite of my fic, A Gamers Guide to Conquest.

In order for Shinto Religion to survive, Amaterasu made a bargain with a hero from another dimension. Yes, she got their hero, but he was more than that. A savior, a leader, and someone who has the potential to reach the likes of Ophis and Great Red. (Revised). Complete AU

Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.

A Harry Potter who has tried to take control of his destiny from second year on finds himself in need of a fresh start. Armed with some abilities beyond the norm, a Mastery of Defense and a muggle-style teacher's license, Harry takes his daughter Lily Luna and takes a job offer at Kuoh Academy, not knowing how big the world beyond the Wizarding World is. Pairings Harry/Rias/many.

...to build something greater on the ashes. Vengeful in death, a reincarnated man moves to consume the world of Avatar in a firestorm of his great ambitions, even if he has to drag the world's inhabitants into its golden age kicking, screaming and burning. (Gamer SI-OC)

Brockton Bay can only be improved by adding supernatural elements to it. I’m sure nothing will go wrong.

Seven years is a long time. Especially when you have to do it twice. You know what you have to do and you think you know how you'll do it, so what can you do in the meantime? Live up your family legacy of course. It's time for a changing of the guard; the Marauders time is over, now it's time for Potter Club to step up

A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey. *Warning: Dark Content. Not for the faint of Heart.*

People really should stop doing random mysterious CYOAs, it’s like they want to get kidnapped by an interdimensional guild

When I died, I was quite sure that hell was all that waited for me. I definitely didn't expect to wake up in the body of Voldemort's son in a universe that shouldn't even exist. With so many opportunities ahead of me, I won't die again, probably...

Everyone knows the story, the Potters attacked and little Harry left with his relatives. But what happens when the last Potter stumbles upon something left behind? What does someone with no preconceived notions about Magic do when they find out that it's real? Do they follow along just like everyone else? Or do they find their own path? Harry Potter did always like to make things!

Old guy thought he was done until he woke up as baby Naruto. Now he has to survive one of the most messed up worlds in Anime. Armed with only the Magic from Voldemort, he has to face a shitty childhood. Gary Stu, Lord Harem, and Mr. Cringe will supervise. Naruto insert with plenty of... how do you get a harem when they start killing people before their hormones activate?

Welcome to the Guild of Gamers, where the system that controls your life was made by a lazy asshole, all your coworkers are sociopaths and the only retirement plan involves your soul being eaten by your supervisor, I'm sure you'll love it here.

Ignored by his friends, humiliated by the ministry, hated by the public, and hunted by his enemies... Suffering under a weight that threatened to shatter him, the mind arts finally gave him a tool to strike back to the world. And he was going to use it, no matter the consequences. (Harry X Multi, Lemons)

Most people, had they found themselves in occupying the body of a character in a book they enjoyed, would have tried to make sure the story ended happily for all that was involved. Not me. I wasn't stupid enough to miss the chance the forge my own destiny in a new universe, especially not when I found myself in the body of infamous Draco Malfoy. (Erotica, NTR)

[Gamer Fic]. Dying at the hands of two Gamers, I soon find that I have joined their ranks although now I have to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse. OC/SI Gamer. Current World: Harry Potter [Discontinued]

Held high as the God of Shinobi in the world of Ninjas and Samurais, Hashirama Senju's powers now traverse space & time to reach the world of Pirates and Marines. A young man from Earth, reincarnated into this world, now had this power that can reshape the entire world. With such powers, he reckoned he had a goal to fulfill. SI, Harem, R-18

The rewrite of my fic, the Gamers Guide to Freedom.

He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. Coming to terms with this crazy new chapter, I try my best to enjoy this opportunity as much and as long as possible. (Male SI)

If you're given a second chance at life, a chance to escape the void awaiting your eternal soul, its best you don't think too hard about the price. If your new master wants you to kill, you kill, and if he wants you to plunge a world filled with overpowered heroes and villains into pure terror, you had better get to work. The Guild aren't known for their patience or understanding.

A Sequel to The Slayer Gamer. C'mon folks . . . I'm not done yet. Not by a long shot. Starring the lovable, foul-mouthed, Tavish Byrne as he wanders across the omni verse. Standard Op powers, shenanigans, and threats with chainsaws included.

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Grayson doesn't have a bad life, not really. But given the chance to improve his not-that-bad life, he'll grab it without a second thought, even if he has to make a deal with a devil to do so, after all... the sorting hat did say his ambition was dangerous.

A butterfly flaps its wings and Hagrid finds himself unable to take Harry to Diagon Alley, things devolve from there.

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.

Synopsis: As the [Avatar] of an Egyptian Goddess, earning powers similar to "Black Adam", the shrewd Enrique Nova starts his journey in this fuckfest that was Marvel Universe. Tags: Transported to Another World, Anti-Hero, Power Hungry, R-18, Smut, Harem (?) Si

Quests for vengeance are never as simple as they seem, but when the target of your quest is an immortal being with seemingly unlimited power that's a given. Hei expected things to be borderline impossible and dying before he made any real progress didn't really surprise him, but he wasn't expecting his afterlife to include his father's killer offering him a job.

Dumbledore expected a weak Harry who lived with the Dursley's. He was not expecting a Harry who grew up on the streets and has no interest in playing a hero. After being abandoned in America by the Dursley's Harry learnt to survive using his brains and magic. Dumbledore, Hermione and select Weasley bashing.

Why would you think a shut-in would change his ways, just because he got superpowers? I’m happy right here in my room.

Sooo, waking up in a six by six room wasn't ideal, especially since most of it was taken up by a big ass countertop. At least the perks of this room are worth it! What do you mean that there is a death game going on outside? I thought that I was in DXD! Well, I guess I better assist these poor children... BY SELLING THINGS AT TWENTY TIMES THEIR ORIGINAL VALUE! (SI-OC)(Shop System)

Harry has just beraly returned home and a lot is already going on, but as always the Dragon God is more than ready to deal with any sort of crazy adventure coming his way!. Join him and his chaotic family as they have a lot of adventures in the multiverse, you just never know were Harry the strongest Dragon God will be going next so come on and read about it!. Volume 3 is out!

The old guy is tossed from the Potterverse into Westeros as the Baratheon Bastard baby Gendry. He kept all of Harry's and Ridlle's memories and Magic. So it will be a while before he gets his first wife, at least he isn't a Force Ghost anymore. Mr. Cringe and Gary Stu are here to keep me in line. We bash everyone and everything, even ourselves. Self-insert, as always, Gendry/Multi

Reborn as the twin brother to Peter Quill, Nathan goes his own way because, as awesome as the Marvel universe is, he wants to live his second chance to the fullest. He doesn't really have a plan, to be honest, but he knows where to start. [Rated M for language and violence. Citrus is undecided.] [Image by usr: 431101134]

Yeah, dying was not very pleasant, I suppose. But hey, at least this ain't the end for me, because some god thought it was a good idea to choose me as a Gamer, and while I'm pretty sure a 16 years old is not qualified for this shit, I think I'm gonna benefit a lot anyway. Just gotta be careful and not die... oh who am I kidding. Magic in a magicless world is too OP. Eventual Lemons

The rewrite of my fic, A Gamers Guide to Necromancy.

The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.

'So, summary. I am in the Naruto world. I have a name that isn't mine and I have a really nerfed version of the Gamer. Is that all? Am I forgetting something?... Right, Inventory.' At that I received yet another disappointment.

Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore expects a heroic Gryffindor, he get a Slytherin instead. Multi-Harry, harem, select Weasley bashing, Hermione bashing. OP Harry, dark Harry.

People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"

When HYDRA sends The Winter Soldier to bring them the four-year-old Boy Who Lived, the outcome is not what they expected.

No! This is not a Cross-over! An old guy died and took Tom's place in Harry's scar. Now he has to struggle to let Harry survive. It starts at the end of the fifth year, and we don't know where it will end... I doubt this story will get a Harem, but we will try for it anyway. My mates Garry Stu and Mr. Cringe are here as well.

The rewrite/reboot of New Game Plus, sequel to Multiverse Adventures but you don't have to read either of them first.

A HP fan has been reborn into the Harry Potter world and will be attending Hogwarts, but he hasn't been reincarnated into the Boy-Who-Lived, oh no he's the lost son of another Noble house, with his knowledge of future events and his perspective on how things have come to pass, you can just bet he is going to make one hell of a splash. I will be posting this story on Royalroad

Truck San Isekaid me as Harry. I am a die-hard fan of Harry Potter, so I am going to enjoy Hogwarts to the Fullest! I may change things an itsy bit. Is two girls a harem? or three? Well, I am getting them. Harry/Two or Three, or More. As always, Mr. Cringe, Mr. Harem, and Gary Stu are here to screw Canon sideways. Harry will do the screwing with the girls in later years.

A guy gains the Gamer System and gets thrown into a multiverse of his own. Now he must balance becoming stronger, getting the girls and surviving this mess all the while entertaining his seniors. Harem, lemons in the future, Gamer MC.

What if Harry had left the Dursleys to live on his own when he was 9 yrs old and wouldn't let Dumbledore control or manipulate him. Powerful, slightly dark and intelligent Harry. Dumbledore bashing/Grey Harry

Our Protagonist finds themselves in the void with a floating box in front of them. A different take on a gamer fic. Remember kiddies, the fic may be rated M, but his fists are rated E for everyone! Fairly OP Gamer.

Lupin's transformation, the night Pettigrew escaped, had far reaching consequences. The Wizarding World, and the Boy-Who-Lived, will never be the same. Werewolf/Harry/SI

Waking up as a 12 year old Petyr Baelish wasn't on his to do list. At least he was the Gamer, that should make this life easier... Right? SI/Petyr Gamer/SI

The Gamer System is a ridiculously overpowered ability, and now it's in the hands of a Lich King in Training. Kuro isn't a nice person, and that was before he had a legion of Undead at his command, the multiverse should be afraid. Will go to multiple different worlds Dark MC/Evil MC, Lemons/Smut, Necromancer MC/Gamer MC

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire

On his way to King Kai's Planet, Goku suddenly hears a voice in his head giving him advice. Introducing himself as Remiel, another soul that lives within him, he proceeds to warn him about the future and what to expect from the evil Saiyans planning to take the Dragonballs. With this new knowledge, Goku swears to grow stronger than ever before with the help of his new friend. SI/OC

An OC finds himself plunged into the Naruto verse with gamer powers. Homesick and not knowing how much time he has there, he goes on to make his place in a new world, maybe have a little fun and probably grow a little more. Strong!OC, OC!Insert, Gamer!OC, Magnet-Release.

After being rescued from the Void by a passing Love Fairy, Axton enters the world of Highschool DxD with the power of the Gamer. His life of adventures and a sexy harem start here! Lemons and a morally grey protagonist.

Harry gets blasted through the veil after Sirius and ends up back at his starting point. So he decides to take a whole new approach. This is a self-insert/back-in-time story. Mr. Cringe and Mr. Harem are helping me in this story with Gary Stu, so if this is not your thing... too bad. This is a Harry/Multi. I know! I always start with a few, but it gets out of control every time.

Harry Potter was not above doing whatever it took to get what he wanted. It often meant he'd have to go to extreme lengths to make people suffer for their stupidity, but the results were always worth it. This Harry Potter takes things too literally. ON PURPOSE. A/N: Slytherin-Harry.

All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)

Harry is handed a Quibbler and finds an ad in it that might be useful. Summer after 4th year.

I never really believed in life after death. Well, that was until I woke up staring at Cersei Lannister and sucking on her teat. "What the (word redacted at moderator's request)" Older chapters will be edited at some point.

Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'

Old guy's brother left Westeros for the next world. Again, this can be read as a... Nah, I suppose not as a complete stand-alone. Mr. Cringe is present so is Mr. Crack. The Game is still in Extreme Hardmode, and he has to face Devils, Angels, Dragons, and anything in between. Insert/multi, he is still a greedy bastard. He is in the world of the big boobs and likes it here.

The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)

A much older Kuro is bored, and that means it's time for him to go on a trip. Where? Hell if he knows, he'll work that out when he gets there. This is the chronicles of the worlds he ended up on... and the girls he met. Just some Bonus Chapters of Kuro's adventures. Nothing Plot related and mostly smut. You won't be missing out on main story plot if you don't read them.

Old guy's brother went through 4 Potter-verses and ended up in Westeros for his next level. This can be read as a stand-alone if you accept the Skills he brought along. His previous levels were done in: The games people play. As always Cringe and Crack are included. The bloody Game is still in Extreme Hard Mode. Insert/Multi

Tanjiro, protagonist of a fictional story or not, I don't care. My siblings, side characters of a fictional story or not, I don't care. I just want to protect my family as their big brother. So, I continue to dance. (Reincarnated OC as Kamado's oldest sibling. Cover image and fancomic artwork credits: Gooble. Link to fancomic in profile)

Finding myself in the body of Naruto Uzumaki was pretty unsettling. But I can't complain too much because Kami knows there are plenty of other characters that get way less plot armor. Enough talk, there are enemies to kill and plans to be disrupted. Wouldn't have signed up for this, but since I'm here, might as well get the job done. Now on Royal Road.

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

So I get sent to another universe and decide that the best way to survive is to become a strong force by using any means necessary: blackmail, violence, manipulation, creating a criminal organization, etc. But does that really make me a sociopath? I'd like to think not but no one seems to believe me and personally it's a bit rude, but the again maybe they might have a point. SI fic

Old Guy's brother did the stupid thing and jumped into the Black Hole instead of going to the Light. He ends up in seven-year-old Harry with a crappy Game System. Self-insert as always, Insert/Multi later on... as always. This is a crack-fic, keep that in mind. Warning! it also contains a lot of Cringe.

A PI is dropped into the Wizarding World as Krios Black, the Heir of the House of Black. Armed with the knowledge of the future, he enters Hogwarts while the Dark Lord Voldemort prepares to declare war on the Wizarding World. Will he be able to protect his family and friends from their fates and the rising darkness? Read and find out! SI-OC. Slight DC/Dresden Files X-over

An orphan arrives at Hogwarts. He has been bullied his entire life, is the heir to his family's legacy and a Dark Lord is out to get him. Follow Harry as he learns about long forgotten magic, gains his power and becomes the Dark Lord's equal. Will a French Flower and her love, "the power he knows not", save the wizarding world from a third Dark Lord? Dark&powerful! HarryXFleur

He's a Gaunt, He's a Hufflepuff, and He's a self-insert! He's gotta mess with expectations!

Harry gets his Hogwarts letter, but finds he doesn't really qualify as a student and doesn't fit in Albus Dumbledore's plans. See what happens when Harry doesn't go to Hogwarts. Warning: not a good story for those who love Albus.

Everything changed for Rickon Stark when a soul from outside of Westeros made itself snug in his body during the Battle of the Bastards. One thing was clear, at the very least; Rickon was definitely going to be zigzagging now. How will the mess that was Westeros after Season 6 react to a competent leader in the North? SI-Rickon! ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

Having escaped the British Isles, the ICW sends someone to demand Harry return to the Isles and fulfill the prophecy. The answer they received is not what they were expecting.

After Ron leaves, Harry and Hermione decide that hiding in the muggle world may be safer and more comfortable. This leads to some additional changes and quicker victory.

Kuro lost almost everything... because his fellow Gamer is a crappy parent. Still, at least he got his own Multiverse out of it, Silver Lining. Sequel to Gamers Guide to Necromancy. Lemons, Evil!MC

A brother of the Old Guy died and chose the wrong option. He ends up as five-year-old Harry. Watch him deal with the bad guys. This story can't be taken seriously. My favorite targets are Snape and Dumbo, so don't cry if I bash them. When he gets older there will be some girls. so Harry/multi to be safe...

What was she like she wonders? She only remembers a bit, like that she was not a good person. Well, if you think a Sociopath is good, then maybe you should get that head of yours checked. One thing's for certain, Hero or Villain, Akane doesn't care about anything that doesn't benefit her, and will do whatever it takes to reach the top. Evil/Manipulative Gamer MC. REWRITE IS UP

Shiro (the Second) has no idea what's going on, apparently he died? But what he does know is that he was once a God, he had everything he could have wanted, before he lost it. It's time to get it all back. Sequel to Gamers Multiverse Adventure, though you could probably read it without the first story... just don't blame me if you are confused Lemons, Evil!MC

I accidentally saved the world and was granted three wishes when I died. Easy - first wish to reincarnate in the Naruto universe and second is to reincarnate with 'The Gamer' ability. Third wish? I'll save it for later. SI/OC

Kuro Dantalion isn't really sure how he got chosen to host the Gamer system, nor is he sure what the Gamer System is for that matter, but what he does know is that he is stuck in a world with insanely op assholes, dumb main characters and a plot he knows very little about. Perhaps he should have paid more attention to the plot and less to the girls when he watched the show...

What would you do if you were reborn inside the Harry Potter Universe. Follow Alexander Fawley's adventures as he is reborn in the Harry Potter world. In this tale, he will have new unique adventure to call his own, And he will discover that the Harry Potter Universe is much greater than he had imagined. This is my first story, so please leave reviews, to let me know how I am doing

Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.

With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming him, Harry is introduced to a secret club in Gryffindor that might be the solution to all his problems. Warning: smut with plot. Begins in fourth year, with characters aged up a year. Rated M.

For Rias, desperate to escape her looming betrothal, Issei's assassination was a convenient opportunity to make him a part of her Peerage. But what if that was Issei's plan as well. Wake up and hide your women, the World of Supernatural, as the Dragon of Domination is here! (Strong and smart, but still perverted Issei.) IsseiXMulti

Floating about in the Void for an innumerable amount of time and just as I was about to fade away a powerful entity decides to give me another shot at life? Sure why not. Being reborn into the body of a Pure Blooded Devil with the power of the Gamer. Sounds almost too good to be true... Gamer, Harem.

Junior, on the way to visit grandpa in the hospital, wasn't paying attention and met Truck Kun. He woke up as Harry Potter, getting kissed by a dementor. Junior found himself in the fanfiction of his grandpa. And what is a good grandchild supposed to do? Right, channel grandpa and kick ass. We will bash and mock everyone, even ourselves. Harry/Multi as always. Self insert

Harry has been alone his entire life, Dudley had made sure of that. On the brink of heading off into a whole new world, Harry finds himself scared he always will be alone. He writes a letter, more for himself than anything. Then Hedwig takes it upon herself to deliver it to someone just as alone as him.

What if Lily and Petunia had been able to reconcile while Lily was still early in school? If the two remained close until Lily was forced to go into hiding? What if Harry knew a lot about his mother, and wanted to be like her rather than his famous father? What impact would that have on a certain headmaster's plan to have a young Harry enter the magical world hoping for an escape?

At age seven, Harry wants to control his "freakishness". A book in the library calls to him. He finds that he needs to get stronger in order to control what is probably magic that causes all those unexplained events near him. That brings some unexpected changes to his life. Petunia, [Harry, Hermione]

When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.

A simple decision makes all the difference. That morning after receiving the letter from no one. Harry didn't walk into the kitchen letting his letter get taken by Dudley. He put it in his pocket. AU. Independent!Harry. Powerful!Harry Slytherin!Harry

I died while watching the last episode of Game of Thrones. Now, a new life is expecting me and I intend to live it fully. North Wank/Overpowered MC/Manipulative MC Except for the plot, nothing is mine, cover included.

The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).

A man from our world is reborn as Brandon Stark. He could have fun and enjoy this second shot at life, or try and be a hero and make the world a better place. He could use his knowledge to play the game and come out on top, or he could use it to keep his family well away from the death and wars. No one ever said he couldn't do both.

Kenji enjoyed living, in fact he enjoyed just existing in general. He has only existed for less than a day, but he decided to make it his goal to live a long and full life. "Naruto and the rest can take care of the villains, I'll enjoy myself as a simple craftsman." Cultivator OC/ Reincarnated OC/ Monk OC. Crafting Game Elements.

When Loki fell from the Bifrost he was expecting the cool embrace of oblivion, not to become a spirit and then be ripped apart and forced into the mind of a six-year-old named Harry Potter. With no physical form, he must keep the boy alive if he seeks to keep existing, and everyone knows that the best way to ensure continued survival is to simply become greater than everyone else.

Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.

After freeing Dobby, Lucius killed Harry. And: Entry me, falling downstairs right in Harry Potter-verse. Self Insert and fixing it. With Harry's memories of abuse, he goes on a rampage. This is the first part of Let's fix the Multiverse. Some spin-offs can happen. We can and will use clichès. M for later content. Enjoy a trip in Harry's head. It is complicated in there. Harry/multi

Okay. A Self-Insert into the most overestimated character in One Punch Man. Okay the Gamer power, one of the most overutilized powers in fanfiction. But will it be enough to fulfill my dream and challenge the god of this world.

A casual fan of marvel movies and pervert is sent to the MCU with powers that will help him achieve his dream. Get a harem, live a lazy life and become the strongest being in the universe. SI/OC neutral MC

The MC is an angry and bitter 'hero' that has a vendetta against a powerful being that tricked and deceived him. He gets a gamer-ish power from another powerful being that will help him grow strong, but not overly quickly since it lacks some gamer functions. He will be visiting worlds that most of you are familiar with, but I might throw a curveball in the future.

Self-Insert as a fruit powered Hashirama in One Piece 12 years before the beginning of the series. Mori-Mori no Mi (Forest-Forest Fruit) user. Amnesiac SI.

POV from a OC-SI one year older than the twins, AU from triwizard onward, even if Harry Potter will be canonish. Detailed explanation of magic, animagus, alchemy, rituals, Worldwide scenarios.

Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE

Harry has spent years pretending to be someone he was not, but in his fourth year he had finally had enough. He would no longer pretend. Now the real Harry Potter is out, and everything is changing. Dumbledore bashing, Hermione and certain Weasley bashing. Grey/Dark Harry.

An 'What if' scenario. How would Westeros fare if one of the 4 greatest generals of Ancient China were to be re-incarnated in war-torn Westeros. A general with unparalleled military skills is re-incarnated into House Martell, which fundamentally alters the future of Westeros. Absolutely non-compliant with Canon. Now, War, Politics and Scheming take on a whole new level in Westeros.

Harry Potter meets some very interesting people in his youth, they help him grow to be someone the Wizarding World never expected. Dumbledore will realize sometimes the best plans don't go how you want them to.

Thrown into a new world, Naruto Uzumaki does what he does best: cause as much chaos as possible while climbing to the top. Hokage may be out of his reach, but that doesn't mean he can't set a new goal for his life.

A missing moment from 'The Lust of Gryffindors' by Fearful Porpentine. Katie and Angelina discuss Harry's, um, 'recruitment process'...

Harry finds himself thrust into his four-year old body, after Voldemort killed him in the forest in what would have been his seventh year. Knowing what he did, he decided to fix some things he never had a chance to before. He'd not go into the magical world untrained this time. OP Harry. Science, magic and discovery. Harem.

A soul from our world is thrown into the body of Ron Weasley in the exact moment that Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Teenage hormones, dark lords, and missing memories is a hell of a combination. SI

Harry Potter, master of death, finds himself in another world. He attracts the attention of Nick Fury and shield. Harry can't help but think of this as an opportunity, after all, a weapon needs something to aim at.

AU. Four days after Dumbledore has informed Hogwarts that the school will be hosting the Triwizard Tournament this year, Harry plays a hunch and sneaks off to Gringotts. At Gringotts, Harry begins a plan. Later, when the Goblet of Fire spits out Harry's name, Dumbledore is shocked by what Harry does next. This is an H/Hr story that bashes Dumbledore and Ron.

Waking up as 6 year old Harry Osborn is not fun. But it can be fun If I want it to be. Read how I live my life as a superhero kicking ass and taking names. Self insert Harry Osborn. Pairing not fixed yet, could be anything from Gwen to Wanda. I'll inform you guys later when I'm sure of it.

Rita spouting lies, branded as a Dark wizard and goblins in a rage; Harry's had enough. So, he seeks to jump back in time to save himself from a life of misery and fickle loyalty, maybe a little revenge and mysteries along the way.Time Travel! A Harry raises himself fic. Non-epilogue compliant, non-slash.

Harry finally defeats Voldemort, but only after the world has been destroyed. Harry has his vengeance, but gets pulled into Voldemort's ritual and is dragged with his body to an alternate universe. First Chapter sets up the first scene. You can skip it reasonably safely. - Complete - Now up on webnovel under my original author name, burnable.

Albus Dumbledore was sure he made the right choice when he sacrificed an innocent child. Too late he understood how terrible that mistake was. Harry Potter was not what he wanted him to be, he was not what the magical world expected him to be. He was not a replica of James. Instead, he inherited more of Lily... Far too much to be convenient.

An actual life after death. I literally came back to life after dying. But into a very different world. Into a world where extraordinary heroes are as real as you and I, and so are the terrifying villains. A world that was once fiction is now my reality, and I find myself in the body of the world's most underestimated mutant. SI as the X-men mutant Iceman in the Marvel-verse.

NEW CONTENT! Not long after Harry is revealed as a Parselmouth in 2nd Year, a cynical Slytherin girl drags the surprised boy into closet. Later, fearing Harry has been cursed or poisoned, Hermione demands he tell her what happened. What she finds out fundamentally changes their relationship. Non-consensual & consensual sex, very much lemony. Definitely mature! HP/Hr, HP/various.

Fleur and Tonks' plans for the future get derailed. Now they are pulled into Harry's hunt for horcruxes. How will things go with an Auror and a trained Curse Breaker along? Rated M for language, mild violence, and sexual situations.

A man gets reincarnated as the least favorite member of the Fantastic Four after slighting a goddess. The world is mostly similar to the MCU, with a few artistic divergences to allow for the presence of the Fantastic Four.

After Voldemort's defeat, Harry decides to start over in a new world to find peace. However, the world will not grant him this request as the Earth needs its heroes more than ever and Harry has to answer the call. Monsters, Spies, along with costume heroes will grant him the family he has long search for. If the world doesn't destroy him first. HP/WM (God-Like HP)

When Harry is attacked by Dementors before his fifth year, and is told that Ministry representatives will be coming to Privet Drive to destroy his wand - he runs. There is no way he's letting anyone snap his wand. He has to go.

I thought reincarnation meant that you started as a baby? It would have been much easier that way, and to make matters worse, apparently the joker who sent me here thought it would be funny if I ended up being one of the most ineffective antagonists in anime history. Well, we'll see who has the last laugh when I'm done with this universe. Back!

It's the summer after the Department of Mysteries and Harry Potter's about to do something drastic, something nobody expects, and he may not be alone. Following the lives of Harry and the Order as they battle against each other.

(Not my work, just for ease of access here on FF) I saw A Twelve Step Program to Omnipotence and frankly, I thought it did pretty much everything wrong with an SI story. So I decided to do it better. And yes, this is still going to be a power fantasy wank fest - it will just be one that doesn't require absurd ass pull "luck" to work out. SI/OC

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Alexander Osborn wants to survive. When there are the likes of Galactus and Thanos in the universe, that may be easier said than done. This is how he survives, and it's going to be a bumpy ride. (WARNING: THIS IS A REWRITE OF MY STORY 'THE GOBLIN' AND WILL INCLUDE ENDGAME SPOILERS) TEMP Hiatus! Workin on other fics and IRL stuff. ON HAITUS

The Gamer is a amazing power, it's user can achieve anything with enough effort. Unfortunately it's in the hands of a lazy nerd with delusions of grandeur and a hobby of blackmail. the multiverse has no idea whats headed its way. Evil MC, OC MC. Lemons/Smut

Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

A regular fan gets merge with Tony Stark the day he was to leave for Afghanistan. Now with the future knowledge let's see how our favourite Superhero Iron Man deals with the threat of Thanos.

A twist of fate sends Harry down a much darker path. The question is not how far he will fall, but how many others he will take with him.

An otaku life got reaped by truck-kun , and transported into Essos by TOAA . His mission is to convert people to survive and convert people to the religion he created . SI/OC 10-5 years before Robert rebellion .

Complete! With a Light Lord interfering in Potter Family matters and a Dark Lord hell-bent on killing off the Potters, a cadet branch of the Potter family has to act. Armed with knowledge, Family Magik, and supported by many cousins, Harry takes Magical England by storm. Realistic characters and some bashing, HHR with less focus on pairings. Betaed by Marc the Unruly

Keith Brackwood was disillusioned with the wizarding world. So he, like many other muggleborns, returned to the muggle world and after taking his A-levels and finishing university he took a position at a small primary school in Little Whinging. He couldn't have foreseen how this decision would influence the fate of the savior of Wizarding Britain. Child Harry fic.

Harry kills Voldy at the ministry. Dumbles pulls his manipulation and Harry reacts. This is a Dumbledore and Molly bashing. This is a one shot around 17.4k Enjoy

After the Tri-Wizard tournament. Harry is alone, abandoned by his friend during the 4th year and his Godfather and Remus afterwards. Then one morning 2 weeks later he receives a letter. A letter written by his mother and his life changes. (Dumbles, Molly, Ginny and Hermione bashing)

Harry is convinced he's going to die as he waits to start the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament, and looking back on his life... he's not happy with how it turned out. When he receives advice from an unexpected source, well, what's a pissed off savior to do? Mild Dumbledore and Ron bashing.

Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem

Self-Insert. Gregor Clegane was one of the worst people to have ever existed. But what if someone else lived his life? What if a modern person of sound mind and honorable character was reborn as The Mountain? How would his rational and reasonable mind impact the ultimate outcome of Westeros? He just might be able to change the world for the better... Feedback is appreciated.

Headmaster Harry Potter has spent his whole life trying to make things better. At the end of his life, he is finally ready. He goes back in time and gives his 11 year old self a very special book.

A recently deceased soul finds, to his surprise, that he is invited to play a very special game. He embarks on life as Viserys Targaryen, armed with knowledge of canon, Gamer powers, and a dirty imagination. Watch what hijinks he'll get up to, as he takes first Essos and then the world by storm. Crossposted on AO3.

Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix

The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.

A freak potion accident renders our hero without memory of who he is. Watch as the new Harry takes Hogwarts by storm. No one is going to tell him what to do. AU 4th year. Super!Unfettered!Cussing!Harry. Some bashing, but not stupidly so. Not a crossover, but with a lot of Sci-fi references. Harry's a bit of an ass.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

A man from Earth wakes up to find himself stuck in the body of a fictional teenage boy with an ability that turns his life into a video game and foreknowledge of events to come. What could possibly go wrong? A take on the RWBY/Gamer crossover niche with an SI twist, a focus on world and character building, and fleshing out some of the details RT missed. Rated 'M' for a reason.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

Harry is an Investigative Auror with a disturbing past. After the war, he finds himself in love with his best friend, but he decides not to act on his feelings due to her relationship with Ronald. Years later, he meets Hermione again and he finds her both abused and unhappy. Both escape to the past, trying to change the world for the better. Weasley, Snape and Dumbledore bashing...

An intelligent, well-trained Boy Who Lived comes to Hogwarts and Albus Dumbledore is thrown for a loop. Watch as Harry figures out his destiny as a large threat looms over the horizon, unknown to the unsuspecting magical population. Would Harry Potter be willing to take on his role as the Saviour of Magic or would the world burn in his absence? Harry/Daphne. COMPLETE!

(Dumbledore Bashing! Lunar Harmony!) Based on, but not an answer to DZ2's "What's Yours is Mine" challenge. The Shadow-Walkers, magical thieves of extraordinary power, have long been thought extinct. But Harry, Hermione and Luna not only have those powers, but intend to use them to take everyone from Dumbledore to Voldemort to the cleaners...and make a little profit along the way.

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.

What if Harry wasn't as trusting and more intelligent then what people give him credit for. What if he learns early about who and what the Ancient house of Potter is really about. I had 38 chapters finished but due to my USB drive dying i lost all but the 11 i posted, I am working on it. Enjoy and please R&R

Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.

Vernon gets rid of Harry by using a friend. Harry is dumped in San Francisco just after he is left with the Dursleys. Rescued by Inspector Harry Callahan of the San Francisco Police Dept and raised as his son. This story takes place in year 5

Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.

A freak train accident in the mundane world leads to myself being woken up at the Leaky Cauldron on the day Harry Potter became the Boy-who-lived. This story will go through what I would have done differently knowing what I know from the books and from fanfiction. Raising Harry, Self-Insert, Slight Dumbledore Bashing.

This is the story of a person who died. It's OK though, he got better. Through some kind of cosmic coincidence he wakes up in the body of an 11 year old Severus Snape. What would someone in his position, with knowledge of the future and what can be accomplished with magic do? Liberally abuse it and live like a king of course! Snape!Harem SI-OC as Snape NO SLASH.

Harry is entered into the Tri-Wiz tournament and his response is Oh Hell No!,

The war is over. the dark is defeated. but the government is still corrupt. Harry is exiled to the U.S. where he meets the family he didn't know he had, and takes up the family trade. Multi crossover after chapter 18. and Harry/Multi after chapter 38 T for Language and Violence.

AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,

Summer after 4th year and after his trial, Harry becomes fed up with a number of things and decides he wants to spend more time with Sirius, so he convinces Sirius to home school him instead of returning to Hogwarts for his fifth year.

What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.

The Dursley family, who valued normalcy above all else, would of course never dream of keeping their orphan nephew in a cupboard, or of making a spectacle of him. That isn't to say they wanted to spend all of their time and money on him, however. From the salvage of broken toys and unwanted junk, left alone to his own devices, Harry built dreams.

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.

What if Hermione had accidently Disapparated along with Ron during the hunt while trying to stop him? How would Harry have managed to defeat Voldemort alone? Watch as Harry takes a bold step forward with determination and new allies. This is canon compliant until the scene where Harry and Ron fight in Book 7. Two shot – COMPLETE

Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!

Harry is adopted by a black shaggy dog when he leaves Privet Drive after blowing up Aunt Marge. His experiences at the Leaky Cauldron and Diagon Alley afterwards takes his life in a whole different direction. He gets help from unexpected directions - the goblins and the DMLE. AU Third Book. No Pairings. Unofficial subtitle: Where everyone gets what they deserve.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry finds out about Dumbledore's manipulations and flees after the DoM incident to Japan. What does the 'Holmes of the New Century' have to do with Harry's destiny? Harry / Detective Conan x-over

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Samantha Zabini, black widow and professional assassin, sees Harry on the doorstep of his abusive relatives and decides to do something about it. She takes him to her home where she raises him in the art of death and sabatoge. Much later, a sixteen year old Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire. Dumbledore will regret that move. Assassin Harry, war fic

If Harry can stand up to his abusive relatives, why not stand up to Snape? Read as he snaps during his first potions class. Independent Harry, who protest his treatment and stands up for his rights.

The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

Harry Potter had disappeared from Privet Drive before Petunia had ever woken in the morning. Now thirteen years later his name came out of the Goblet of Fire. What will the Wizarding World think of a Harry Potter raised by a civilization thought lost to tragedy

After Ron betrays them, Harry and Hermione find themselves in the Room of Requirement during the Battle of Hogwarts. In danger, Harry and Hermione hide in the Vanishing Cabinet – which abruptly throws them back in time to the end of their third year at Hogwarts, in their younger bodies. ON HIATUS.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.

OoTP. Harry, Ron and Hermione realize that they're going to have to save their own lives - because no one else will. Turning to their own war plans, they create an inner circle and begin recruiting assassin, spies, ticking time bombs. A group of rag tag students will become an army. Can this give Harry the opening to defeat the Dark Lord? Inspired by Red Dawn.

A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

Harry learns that he is a wizard long before anyone intended. Without anyone teaching him, he does not know what should be impossible. He breaks the rules of magic with his bushy-haired friend. H/G/L.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Can some angry words change everything?

Harry and Hermione are 'child prodigies'. Destiny managed to throw them together and they form a bond far stronger than any seen in the wizarding world. They use their intelligence to bring innovations into the world that have not been thought before.

A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.

Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.

Harry is not content to hear how he is "perfectly safe" and turns to the only adult he feels he can trust. Sirius helps him gain his animagus form, its down hill for the bad guys after that. Then one shock after another leads to a new life for Harry and his three 'Uncles". No pairings. For missgsmith51 who picked the animagus form. **Mercedes Raine is a continuation on this story

Harry meets the most dangerous person he could ever meet. He meets a squib who reads and this squib helps Harry get over Cedric's death and gives him a trunk full of information that he's collected over sixty years. Voldy better look out, for the Bounty has been placed on his butt and their out to collect. was going to be 5 chapters but more now.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.

Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

HP / James Bond x-over - Harry uses the first chance he gets to escape his horrible life at Privet Drive when he is offered a very special job by a man that is thought to be imprisoned in the infamous prison of Azkaban. Learning more about the magical and the muggle world Harry Potter starts his way in the service of her Majesty. Look out 007, now comes Harry Potter. Later lemons

Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!

Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?

Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.

Begins summer after fifth year. Harry is stuck at the Dursleys until a phone call changes his life. With goblins, the muggle government, and one Hermione Granger at his back Harry is ready for change and eager to leave an unjust, cruel, and stupid magical world behind. AU, summary not as good as it probably could be, H/Hr

Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.

What if Harry woke up to his underperforming before his third year and decided to take his studies more serious? What if he was more observant and also decided to find out how Hermione got to take all classes offered? What if he took things into his own hands properly for once and didn't mess around so much? The answer: A wizard awakes to his true potential.

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

4th year begins and Harry is back with a new look and new experiences under his belt. How will he deal with the Triwizard Cup with these new revelations. Watch as he knocks everyone for a loop as he breaks house down barriers, and finds a new love interest.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Harry Potter wasn't raised like in canon. He was top of his class, and very intelligent, always seeking to improve things, and so he learned all kinds of things, and, upon entering Hogwarts, started studying all he could get his hands on! Intelligent!Super!Harry Later Mad Scientist!Harry Rated M for Language, Nudity, and Gore Stein-ish Harry Genres: Humor/Romance/slight Horror

Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

An avid fanfiction reader falls into the Harry Potter Universe just before the Triwizard Tournament, and has to come to terms with what he's lost, take advantage of what he's gained, and figure out how to deal with the truths he's hiding. Complete! Detailed rune magic, witty banter...not your usual SI, so give it a shot! See my author page for more info.

On this 7th birthday, Harry discovered his legacy. A letter from his departed mother opened his path to become the new Sorcerer. AU-Harry. Intelligent/Powerful-Harry. Sorcerer-Harry. Logical-Harry. No Pairings. Will encompass Year 1 to 7 and then some. Derived from my sister's work with her permission.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

When Ron stormed out of the tent, Hermione went after him to stop him and disapparated with him. What will happen following this small change to DH ? What will Harry do without his friends?

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.

AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.

Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.

oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.

Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson

Pain, anger, hatred and betrayal unwittingly aid Harry in unleashing a power only one other wizard before him had access to and now he rages war on the magical world.

What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.

Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R

on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

Power Dark Lord knows not. Something unique to Harry saved him from an attack by the worst wizard tyrant in centuries. Albus put traumatized boy in a picnic basket, and left him on Aunt's doorstep in the dead of night, note attached, of course. Riiight.

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Dark, antisocial, independent, Ravenclaw Harry discovers magic at the age of 8. He learns some wandless magic, learns that he is groomed to be a weapon and at the age of 9, he leaves his home. Harry/Su Li for now; some Yuri later. Read more inside.

After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.

Poor Dumbledore didn't know there was even a such thing as autism, much less high functioning autism. And that kids with high functioning autism are rather intelligent and near impossiable to manipulate. DisorderHarry. May be pairings later.

Takes place the Summer before third year. A chance meeting with a former Death Eater reveals some startiling truths. Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter.

Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

This a post OotP fic where Harry breaks free from Dumbledore and is A/U. Chapter 17 for your enjoyment. If you've read it before, remember this is a re-post. Welcome to new readers and thanks for all the reviews.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Gilderoy Lockhart. The one person in the books who was there at a pivotal moment and could have made a difference but was utterly unable to. Until a dimension traveler took over his position.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?

It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.

What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?

Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.