Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
Some fun quotes, just because I've meant to put something here for awhile.
Sinclair: "Sleep well?"
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining.
Chiana: "Distress call. Directed at us?"
Tony: "What is the point of having a door that has a horrible death behind it? What does that achieve?!"
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Computer: "Specify attack pattern."
General Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people’s affairs."
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!"
Who's General Failure, and why's he reading my disk?
Illyria: "Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence."
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Humans say that the Road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Why? Do they think there is a shortage of bad ones?
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasters and economists?
Lister: "Why do we never meet anyone nice?"
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
Kaylee: "Well, we're headed for help... right?"
The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.