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Some fun quotes, just because I've meant to put something here for awhile.

Sinclair: "Sleep well?"
Ivonova: "Sleeping is not the problem. Waking up...that is a problem. I've always had hard time getting up when it's dark outside."
Sinclair: "But in space it's always dark."
Ivonova: "I know. I know."
--Babylon 5

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining.

Chiana: "Distress call. Directed at us?"
John Crichton: "How stupid is that?"

Tony: "What is the point of having a door that has a horrible death behind it? What does that achieve?!"
--The 10th Kingdom

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright

Computer: "Specify attack pattern."
Doctor: "Attack pattern ... Alpha?"
Computer: "Specify target."
Doctor and EMH Mark II: "ROMULANS!!"

General Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people’s affairs."
O´Neill: "Since when, sir?"

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.
--Russel Baker

Spike: "A bear! You made a bear!"
Buffy: "I didn't mean to!"
Spike: "Undo it! Undo it!"

Who's General Failure, and why's he reading my disk?

Illyria: "Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence."

Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
--Collis P. Huntington

Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Humans say that the Road to Hell is paved with good intentions. Why? Do they think there is a shortage of bad ones?

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasters and economists?

Lister: "Why do we never meet anyone nice?"
Cat: "Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
--Red Dwarf

Dean: “Croatoan?”
Sam: “Yeah. Roanoke. Lost colony, ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?”
Dean: “Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...”
Sam: “That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!”

In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
--Douglas Adams

Kaylee: "Well, we're headed for help... right?"
Zoe: "Captain will come up with a plan."
Kaylee: "That's good. Right?"
Zoe: "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans."

The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words. A federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.
--The Atlanta Journal

Go the Distance reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 157,178 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.