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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

In case it hasn't been obvious. THE ONE WITH THE GREEN THUMB IS ON HIATUS. I've never had this happen before but I have absolutely zero interesting in writing it. Like, zero, naddah nothing. It's weird. I'm not abadoning it, but I'm also not going to write it if its just gonna end up as forced crap. I guess it'll get updated when I don't feel like its homework. (cause I already have enoguh of that)

But yeah, sorry guys, don't know what's gotten into me.


OMG, I feel the insatiable urge to put up two of my insane pet peeves. This first one drives me up a wall. I'm going to puke if I see it again, and unfortunately its so over used that I have to have a garbage pail next to me because apparently it's unavoidable.

So, I was surfing fictionpress.com because I was bored and needed an entertaining read and I'm looking through the romance section and I'm seeing the exact same format of summaries for like half of the stories. Here it is. "He was, and _. Me? I'm just_." No kidding, they are all like that or some ridiculously close variation of it. I hate it. Sorry if you're one of those people that did that. Like, I'm sure the story is perfectly fine, but all the people on these sites have so much creativity. We all have enough to creativity to write stories I'm sure we all have enough to write better, original summaries!! (Not to mention the tenses are mixed up. He WAS, and I AM...?)

And the second is when people say that they suck at summaries in their summaries. I understand the reason to try and work the blame off yourself if your not pleased with it, but it really turns me off from reading it. Makes me think they might suck at stories too.

But yeah, those were my little pet peeves. I just got tricked into emptying AND filling the dishwasher so you understand if I sound irritated...

And I have a quick question about Harry Potter fanfiction. Why the heck does everyone always turn down Dumbledore's candies? I'd be like yeah sure thanks!

Well, it's all done folks. "Saviour of the Blind and Broken" is completed. I'm actually rather proud. Now I'm going to start working on another story, maybe write a few one shots if I can. And now I have finally started another story. It's called "The One with the Green Thumb." It's a Zetsu x Ino fic, and I'm soooo happy to be writing again. It made me feel like a loser not.

I'll probably just be writing for Naruto, since that's really all the fanfictions I read. I like most of the crack parings when it comes to that though.

Liked Pairings

KankurouTenten- I read a really good fic for them that I can't actually remember the name of. Grrr
NejiHina- I know cause they're cousins in all, but if you can just ignore that little bit...
Any other crazy crack pairing
and anyting with Genma ( he's hot) in it thats not Yaoi or Yuri. (Not that I have anything against Gays or nothing, I just, don't like to read about it.)

That Yaoi Yuri thing has actually changed a bit. I still don't like Yuri, I just don't. But Yaoi is really growing on me, don't know why. I became like super gay rights supporter. Weird huh?

Wow, well that was kinda a lot of pairings, but hey, what can I say, I'm diverse. (and a bad speller without a spell check)

Disliked Pairings

NaruHina- not that I so much dislike it, it's just so cliche it's really no fun to read about thats all
SasuSaku- Same thing as NaruHina. Except that I kinda dislike Sakura ("Blind" is a good one though)
Anyone Gaara- don't get me wrong, I'm completely in love Gaara, which is why I have a hard time accepting that there's anyone good enough for him. I'm actually pretty good with GaaraxOCs though. I'm not really sure why...
LeeSaku- It's cliche, and too fairy tale ending. Plus Lee deserves so much better.
ShikaIno- Shikamaru belongs to Temari ONLY!!
NaruSaku- It's okay as a side pairing, but it's boring to focus on.
(But there's a lot of people that I think are too good to be with Sakura.)

(I felt like I had to put a reason for disliking those pairings.)

I no longer hate Yaoi. And Kakashi X Iruka has become one of my favorite pairings. I'm so in love with Iruka, I would like marry him in a heart beat. He's so perfect. And before I couldn't stand him with someone else, but after reading some really good fanfictions with Kakashi so desperately in love with him (like me) I got sympathetic and fell in love with the pairing. Oh well.

OKay, and now I want to do some fun little thingy I found on someone elses profile, so it might be incomplete for awhile, give me two seconds.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto Charactors in no particular order!

1) Sasuke
2) Gaara
3) Iruka
4) Temari
5) Kisame
6) Hinata
7) Kakashi
8) Itachi
9) Tsunade
10) Kurenai
11) Deidara
12) Anko

Gosh, I feel like there are so many I'm missing D:

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan fic before?
Hinata x Deidara. Yes, I have. Its cute and fun and can have lots of drama. I love that pairing. :D

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Uh... I'm not really the type to answer that question... but yeah, I guess Temari is really pretty, gorgeous probably.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant.
For the sake of making that question even answerable, I'm going to switch their roles, and say that Itachi got Anko pregnant. The answer: utter chaos. Some one would freak out, well, a lot of people would freak out. But they'd have one kick ass baby.

Do you recall fics about Nine?
Tsunade, yeah a few. She's not really overly popular in fanfictions, and I don't know a lot of real long ones, but yeah i know some.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Hinata x Gaara? Yeah, I guess. But I hate the prospect of Gaara going with anyone, but if its got to be someone, it might as well be Hinata. Even though in my eyes she has to be with Kisame.

Five/ Nine or Five/ Ten?
Kisame x Tsunade or Kisame x Kurenai? Well, if it can't be Hinata, then its got to be Kurenai. That would be an awesome pairing, somehow, he and Tsunade just don't click...

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve getting it on?
7)Kakashi 2)Gaara 12) Anko Well... Knowing what a pervert Kakashi is, he may just grab a bag of popcorn and settle down to watch, that is, if Anko let him. Either that or he would freak out and scream about why the heck was Anko sleeping with the youngest Sand Kazekage. Why are Gaara and Anko together again?

Make a summary of a Three/ Ten fanfic.
Iruka x Kurenai is actually a pretty easy pairing. Okay, here goes: Iruka knew that Asuma wasn't the right man for her, only problem was that Kurenai thought differently. Iruka x Kurenai

Is there such thing as One/ Eight fluff?
Sasuke x Itachi. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. I don't read yaoi incest. I'm sorry, but that gives me shivers. Unfortunatly, yes, I do believe that such a thing does exist. Maybe (hopefully) in the form of brotherly love between Itachi and Sasuke, but yes, I think there is such a thing as Uchiha love...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Kakashi and Anko, that shouldn't be too hard. Independently Together. Okay, I swear that title makes sense in my head, cause you know how their both lone wolves, but then even they might need a shoulder to lean on, yeah...

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Umm, I don't really understand the question, but I'll do my best. Lets see, Sasuke deflowering Temari, now that sounds really fun to right about. Okay, as for genre I think I would use drama and/or angst. Sasuke would be with Orochimaru and be evil and somehow Temari would get sucked in. This sounds fun to write about...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Doesn't het just mean 'like the other gender?' Cause I'm sure my friends have read about Iruka liking girls. Though kakairu really is so cute...

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Umm, I don't know. I know lots of people who like Deidara though, and he has plenty of pictures and fics.

Would any one on your friends list write a Two/ Four/ Five?
Gaara/ Temari/ Kisame? I really don't think so. I've never even heard of people even thinking about Temari liking Kisame, and Gaara and Temari is incest. So I really don't think/hope so.

What might Ten scream in a moment of great passion?
Eh? Kurenai? I have no idea, I'm going to come back to this question later...

If you wrote a song fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Oooo, Itachi... I gotta think on this one too, I'll get back to you. Paralyzer by Finger Eleven maybe? Or even Get Out Alive by Three Days Grace. Like, Itachi talking to Sasuke.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning, very strange Yuri pairing! As well as a cute one, but more focused on the strange yuri one! Sasuke/ Hinata/ Anko.

What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kurenai/ Gaara? I'm not really getting anywhere, man that's three I need to come back to...

How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
They're a couple crazy gays that belong in prison or an insane asylum, yeah. Gaara and Itachi, they're both crazy ass killers. (deidara describing)

How emo is seven?
Quite a bit. Kakashi's always moping around and getting depressed over the loss of his teammates which he refuses to open up about, so yeah, a lot.

That was really fun, haha. I want to do it again.

Anyway though, read my stories and leave nice reviews. And I strongly encourage drawing pictures. hint hint lol.


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Trouble by RustyPaperclip reviews
If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,553 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harkness, Butch DeLoria - Complete
Carving Myocardium by RustyPaperclip reviews
Flayed up bodies were messy and evil guys had dead hearts. Knox, the body carver, gives human donations to Doc Barrows to help find the cure for ghoulification. He loves his job. And he's fond of things that can hurt him real bad. Like his bodyguard.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,760 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
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The One with the Green Thumb reviews
Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,017 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Ino Y., Zetsu
Bastard reviews
Kakashi takes two things from Kisame. A vital sroll of correspondence between Orochimaru and the Akatsuki leader, and then, something much...more important.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Kisame H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Savior of the Blind and Broken reviews
Hinata gets captured by Akatsuki. Itachi gives her a drug that blinds her. Her mysterious saviour from the men of Akatsuki is a man named Kisame, whom she cannot see, but begins to trust completely, maybe even more than just trust, maybe....love? KisaHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 148,047 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete