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Joined 10-21-07, id: 1403101, Profile Updated: 02-14-10
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

Name:imanokie will suffice, or Janny. :P

Age: Old enough to know better, still too young to care.

I'm a blonde literally and mentally. Blue eyes like everyone else in my family. I have a lot of time on my hands.

I read a lot of fanfics. I really do try to review everything I read. Unless I really didn't like it. I don't like to put negative things in my reviews. If the overall story was good except for grammar or spelling or both I will tell you. I expect the same from any who review for me. I am a stickler for grammar and spelling. :)

I don't do crack, I read it.

Gai/Shizune is love. If you don't believe me read some (all) of momosportif's fics. She's the bomb. She also wrote me a fic 'How To Kiss' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4065805/1/ . LOVE LOVE LOVE. I will be high off that for weeks. Make that months or even years. And gotta send love to her typing demon. :)

ShadowSilk wrote me a fic. It's called 'Style' http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4176619/1/ . Hilarious and too good for words. Go read it. NOW! :)

I've just realized something that I find absolutely hilarious. The more I write the shorter everything gets. I blame sleep deprivation. :)

Oh and I am currently going through my fave stories list and making sure I have reviewed everything I faved. I used to be a very naughty faver. If I've faved something of yours and haven't reviewed it I am working on it. Give me a month or two. It's a long list. Don't beat me please. :( Muahahahahahaha I finally finished. Uh yeah it took me longer than I thought it would. :) :P

Fandoms I enjoy reading:

Naruto - That's like a total no brainer if you have read anything by me or if you take a look at my favorites list.

Bleach - Cause it's an awesome manga/anime.

D. Gray Man - I blame momosportif and more specifically S.

Full Metal Alchemist - Everyone needs a little Elric in their lives.

Xenosaga - The games are great fun so I couldn't resist reading a few fanfics about them.

Final Fantasy - I love the games and have read a few good fics.

There will be more added to the list when I remember them. :)

I am currently suffering a huge case of writers block. If you don't hear from me for a while I am alive I promise. :)

I Hate Sasuke. Don't let 'Pieces of My World' fool you. I would be way too happy if he just tripped on air and fell on his sword. That is all...

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Words are Power by Jediempress reviews
Collection of word based drabbles and one-shots given by reviewers which will be about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING: funny, angst, action, yaoi, het, friends, family, etc. List from MyNameChristmas. Still taking words. Please review as many of the individual ones as you can. Thanks.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 722 - Words: 572,997 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/15/2007
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
Special Delivery by kaotic312 reviews
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Neji H., Temari - Complete
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. Complete and utter crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
A Circle Has No Beginning by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
AU-ish. A circle has no beginning and no end. In a sense, neither do they. And so, the cycle continues. Kenpachi/Yachiru, T for implied things.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/18/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Despotic, Quixotic and Everlasting by BlueGreenApples reviews
SasuSaku. Drabble collection of various !verses.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,852 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cake, Presents and Yachiru by xLucidSky reviews
A story about Yachiru's birthday, what she receives, Kenpachi's reaction to one of her presents and overall the chaos one day can cause throughout the entire Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Regardless by The Power of Three '95 reviews
In Kenpachi's battle against his reigai, he's seriously injured. Just when he has decided to give in, he realized that his little and faithful lieutenant was waiting for him to stand up. ATTENTION: spoiler Bleach episode 324.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Stargazing and Questions by Araedia reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi, THE Zaraki Kenpachi, the one who was the object of scary stories that mothers told their children, the devil incarnate... did not tell bedtime stories. Definitely not bedtime stories about rabbits. Father-daughter fluff fic!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
An Odd Friendship by MercuryPilgrim reviews
Many people wondered why exactly it was that Kenpachi Zaraki and the Toshiro Hitsugaya got on so well. They still haven't got a clue. Oneshot. Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/23/2011 - T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki - Complete
Innocence by Laerkstrein reviews
Watching her was like a sweet dream, the likes of which he'd never known until she entered his life.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/9/2011 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Pins and Needles by sQuIsHeDbRoCcOlLi reviews
Kenpachi, under orders from Yamamoto, trundles downtown to get a new set of uniform. He soon discovers his greatest fears, much to the amusement of his subordinates
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/1/2011 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,622 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Valentine's Day by Lorena and Parewhai reviews
Hana lies to Shisui and Ko and ends up in a bad prediciment. Now she's running everywhere, looking for a date for Valentines? Can she find one? Or will she have to settle for her long time crush and teammate? Read and find out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Hana I., Shisui U. - Complete
Behind Emerald Eyes by Habit reviews
Sakura was just a regular girl, with a regular job, and a regular family...until something horrible happened that changed her life forever. Now, she is trying to start her life over, but she also has someone depending on her. What will the gang think?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,002 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
MakeUp by Lorena and Parewhai reviews
Shikamaru always thought Temari's brothers were weird for wearing make-up but much to his horror his girlfriend is just a weird.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
How Far He Would Go by kaotic312 reviews
Just how lazy is Shikamaru? Ask his wife. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
I Blame Spiders by Lady Yami reviews
In which a Miss Miyuki Itsumi gets lost and messes around in someone's office - after suffering the wrath of a house spider and a foul-mouthed testament. But she's not afraid of the dark at all! Miyuki x Wilhelm silliness.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Miyuki I., Wilhelm - Complete
Quit Doing That, It's Spooky by Lady Yami reviews
Who is this pale haired prettyboy? Should I know him? He seems to have an air of fancy-ness....OSHI- In which Miyuki ponders her mortality after Wilhelm threatens it. Miyuki x Wilhelm.
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Miyuki I., Wilhelm - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flotsam and Jetsam by Cyberwolf reviews
drabble 42: Cherry Syrup. Gift GaaTenSasu for Tao-chan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 24,849 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten
Home by korinara reviews
Sai & Sakura. He went home and painted fifteen pictures of tigers and dogs and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Flour Sack Project by monkeybait reviews
Foiling the plan and killing an evil ninja? No problem. Taking care of a child? Not so much no problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
A Logical Arrangement by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji, as usual, takes the most pragmatic way out of his predicaments. This specific solution may be a little more complicated than he thought, however. NejiTen, chapter 5 up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Three Words by Cyberwolf reviews
Neji never knew the trouble three simple words could get him into. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Femme Fatale by Cyberwolf reviews
Tenten puts Neji through exquisite torture. Best of all, she doesn't even know she's doing it. ...or does she?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Le Tonnere by Momosportif reviews
The Lust finds that things are not quite right without the Rage and wonders if she meant anything to him amongst all the other roses. The thunder has the answer. SkinLulubell- the pioneering of my new guilty pleasure. -creepy smile- Noah's are Hoshino's.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Skin Bolic, Lulubell - Complete
Second Chances by Cyberwolf reviews
They never had the chance to be children. Neji does something to remedy that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Special by Incognito Temptation reviews
SasuNaru friendship drabble: Sasuke needs Naruto. He thinks about it every day, but he still doesn't come back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cruisin' USA by dead drifter reviews
crack!Akatsuki. Sir Leader thinks it’s about time that everyone in Akatsuki learns how to drive! Featuring school bus hijackings, transvestite hookers, hit and runs, a professional drunk driving course, grand theft auto, sexual harassment and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi
Shatter by Momosportif reviews
Kanda and Tiedoll death fic. Kanda has been breaking for a long time and one more crack is just one to many. Switches POV at the line. Boys are Hoshino's. Hope you enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Flora and Fauna by Habit reviews
Ino is part of a newly developed Allied Medical Corps. When she is sent out to retrieve an injured ANBU, guess who she finds? With new skills that have been honed in the background of her illustrious companions, she proves that even beauty can be deadly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
My Fair Lady by Momosportif reviews
When our usual trio takes note of Miranda's potential to be a real man-magnet and more confident lady there's no stopping them from attempting a makeover but can men alone really handle the task of turning her into a lady? Character's are Hoshino's! Enjoy
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,525 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Miranda L.
Trust by Momosportif reviews
My first fic for the wonderful Noah twins. A little sibling squabbling, a little shooting from the hip, and a lot of technical difficulties. Jasdero and Debitto do a little self-discovery. Character's are Hoshino's. Enjoy! rated T for language
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Jasdero - Complete
Arbitrary by Momosportif reviews
Akin to the Owl and the Peacock fic, Cross has a run in with Kanda this time and finds that not everyone is deflected by his aloof manner and that he may not be as estranged from others as he makes himself to be. Hoshino's boys! Please enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Cross Marian - Complete
Fireworks by Cyberwolf reviews
genfic, linked drabbles, fluff, naruhanabi. Yes, that's not a typo. "Naruto's always loved fireworks."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Bubblegum kisses by stop reading my pen name reviews
TenTen is popping bubblegum and Neji is getting annoyed. She dares him to just try and take it away. Neji complies however his method, involved a lot of lip and tongue use.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Art of Folding by Momosportif reviews
After his return from Japan, Tiedoll is plagued with memories of the city, due in part to his living souvenir, new pupil Kanda. But perhaps he's just bending things incorrectly and Kanda may be just the person to show him how it's done. Boys are Hoshino's
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Not so great escape by sakiya reviews
The thought that she owed her way of getting out to Kabuto still sent chills down her spine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Tayuya, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Predictable by Momosportif reviews
Li and Yu oneshot. If circumstances had turned out favorably, Li had survived and they'd married, Li and Yu would have predictable marital issues like any normal married couple, just with wicked fighting abilities thrown in. Warning,it's a crackfic.Enjoy!
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Purgatory by Rhinemaiden Number 4 reviews
After Miltia, nothing changes." In the aftermath of the Miltian Conflict, Virgil works with his addiction. Spoilers for Episode III. Rated M for adult language and themes.
Xenosaga - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Trim by Momosportif reviews
Young Team Tiedoll fic. Kanda is not too fond of receiving haircuts but he has a proposition for his gensui that might make the cut. Oneshot silliness. Characters belong to Hoshino, as always. Please enjoy! :D
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Ketchup & Strawberries by Skitts reviews
Kairi loved food so much she just couldn't bring herself to eat it. :Kairi/Axel:
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Kairi, Axel - Complete
Xenosaga Episode I: Ich mag Enten by Oh Em Gawd reviews
Crack!Episode I. Jr.'s POV. Rated T for language. Warning: Random use of sarcasm and other things. Like ducks. Complete !
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Dinner à Deux by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Barry the Chopper was to be a connoisseur of fine dining, Riza Hawkeye his unwilling dinner companion. And Vato Falman? He was to cater the affair, in a way that would leave Riza reeling...Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Barry the Chopper, Riza H. - Complete
Not Superstitious, Just a Little Stitious by Xmarksthespot reviews
Likes me...likes me NOT? AGAIN?" Sakura screamed. A chuckle. Did she say that...a little too loud? "Sasuke-kun..Ohayo?" Oh no...did he hear the part where she screamed to the world that she wasn't over him? SasuxSaku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dandelion by Momosportif reviews
Though Kanda does his best to keep his secrets there are some people he just can't hide from. My explanation fic for Yullen told from Tiedoll and Marie's POV starts with Tiedoll and switches at the lines . Character's are Hoshino's. Enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
A Lesson in Caring by Momosportif reviews
Catastrophe strikes at HQ when the Order's most ill-tempered exorcist catches a cold but help comes in the most unexpected way when Tiedoll makes a surprise visit. A story about the bond between students and teachers.Tiedoll and Kanda are Hoshino's. Enjoy
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Froi Tiedoll - Complete
Teacups by Skitts reviews
Misa always wanted an imaginary friend.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Misa A., Rem - Complete
Fifteen, Love by Skitts reviews
Light attempts to teach Misa tennis. Pain shortly follows. :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Light Y., Misa A. - Complete
Shock Tactics by Skitts reviews
L has hiccups, Light feels vaguely homicidal and sometimes even the smartest of people do the stupidest of things. :L/Light, kinda cracky:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
God Complex by Skitts reviews
Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Fixation by Incognito Temptation reviews
Light ItaSasu drabble: Itachi finds in Sasuke tiny hints of future ability. It starts when Sasuke is a newborn, and the signs become more profound from there on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drosophila Melanogaster by Momosportif reviews
From the POV of Johnny Gill, a tribute fic to Suman Dark. Set several years after Suman's death. No pairing... hope that's understood... Characters are Hoshino's, please read and enjoy! Thank you!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Johnny G. - Complete
Never Been by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
The classic tale of a neurotic and melodramatic girl. She's sweet sixteen and never been kissed. What else is a normal, hormonal teenager to do? Make a list. SaixSakura. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Nightmare by FallenAngel92 reviews
It was only a dream, right? Not a memory! Rated M for citrus!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Urges by FallenAngel92 reviews
“What is this?” he asks her. “A voodoo doll…” she replies. NEJITEN
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fealty by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cannon. SasuSaku. Sasuke was staring at the white walls around him trying not to loose his mind. Rated for strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Man of a Thousand Insults by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Sai's trying his best to understand and woo the ladies, namely Sakura. Meanwhile Team Kakashi carries on, that is until someone from the past returns. SakuraxSai. T for language. Chp11:When All is Said and Done. Finished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,292 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki and Grandma by AkiraDawn reviews
Sasori's grandma Chiyo is coming to visit! How much fun...4 full days with grandma! Wait, but what happens if this isn't fun...what if it's just downright stressful? Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,317 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasori - Complete
Leap by MadnessinmyMethod reviews
Leap Day is the only day women are allowed to propose to men. They are fined if they don't accept. I, Haruno Sakura, will get a husband if it kills me. I hope it doesn't. Marriage is pointless if you're deceased. SasuSaku. T for lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happily Ever After or Something Like It by Vergilia reviews
She may have been a damsel-in-distress, but he was never a prince. Dark SasuSaku, mostly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Repentance by BlueGreenApples reviews
Post-Cannon . SasuSaku. It is wintertime in the River Country when Sakura decides she's ready to start forgiving.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Citizen Erased by BlueGreenApples reviews
Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. The mission was nearly complete when things began to fall apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan Goes High by Dragon ANBU reviews
Hidan has his fun and suffers the consequences. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Hidan - Complete
With All His Heart by Rissa Havoc reviews
After and encounter with her and a sleepless night, Tamaki decides to confess his feelings for Haruhi. TamaHaru,my first OHSHC fic, Read and Review PLEASE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
How to Kiss by Momosportif reviews
Possibly Gai's most dangerous mission ever, learning how to kiss! Luckily he has a friendly volunteer...ShizuGai fluff and an experiment in style. Prize fic for imanokie01. Character's are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if inclined! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Gai M., Shizune - Complete
Secret Santa by highonpixistixs reviews
Pein gets an outrageous idea to make the Akatsuki members participate in a foreign tradition called 'Secret Santa'. Chaos ensues as the Akatusuki try their best to get each other the perfect present. Lots of swearing. General sillyness. And HidanXItachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
A Typical Day with Akatsuki by AkiraDawn reviews
So what does happen on a typical day with the Akatsuki? Well...why don't we find out! Enjoy! Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Teh Ice Cube by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack. Kisame is sick and delusional. Deidara is annoying. Itachi to the rescue. Title spelled that way on PURPOSE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Kisame H., Deidara - Complete
The Icha Icha Thief by elle6778 reviews
Kakashi could not believe that someone actually managed to steal his Icha Icha books. But he was even more baffled when he found out who did it. Kakashi-Sakura one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Roora by Aelibia reviews
Kisame and Sakura. "It could be said plain and simply that everyone was considering calling the whole thing off."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Hangover by sakiya reviews
Naruto cannot hold his liquor and had to pay the price when he tries. tXn compainion piece to Similarities
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Lilies and Lightning by Incognito Temptation reviews
Drabble: Water was everything. Sakura, Ino, and Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Still Yet Another Akatsuki New Year's Eve by AkiraDawn reviews
It's New Year's Eve once again with Akatsuki! Surely there will be no drinking? No one will do ANYTHING stupid! And there is absolutely positively no chance of Pein and Konan showing up with the leader....is there? Enjoy and Happy 2008!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
An Unsettled Matter by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. It was simple. If this infuriating jerk had just paid her back for that broken snow globe liked she asked, Sakura would have gladly left him alone. However, things don't usually play out as planned. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The World of Dating, According to Shikamaru by Wyntermute reviews
Girls and the World of Dating, According to Nara Shikamaru and his Vast Intellect. He may be a genius, but Shikamaru is still your typical bumbling teenage boy when it comes to women.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Paperboy by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Tobi couldn't understand why Deidara disliked being paperboy so much. As he lovingly flung the newspaper at the house, and as it sailed and crashed through the window, Tobi decided that being a paperboy was probably the best job ever. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
The Importance of Water by ShadowSilk reviews
AU. Crackfic. After Suigetsu woke him up for the thirteenth time, all Hidan wanted was to strangle his new roommate with his bare hands. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Hidan, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Akatsuki Viva Las Vegas by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is attending the Evil convention in Las Vegas! Akatsuki would NEVER get into any trouble or cause any disturbances on their trip. You know what they say, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Rated for Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Oops by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
After Gaara injures his...ahem, manhood, it will take one special medic nin to heal him. After embarrassment, blushes, and hand slippings, Gaara gets fed up with Sakura's teasing and takes things into his own hands. ONESHOT GaaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Touch by Incognito Temptation reviews
Drabble: Summer is Sakura's favorite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sakura H.
The Ten Days Of Akatsuki Christmas by dead drifter reviews
Featuring all of our favorite Akatsuki, even Orochimaru makes an appearance! Epileptic Hidan, scary Zetsu, reindeer massacres, tainted fruit cake, Candy Cane Crack and more!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,753 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Boys Will Be by Kuroeia reviews
lIchigo x Renji, Byakuya, Ishidal Of video games, sexual innuendo, and needlepoint in aprons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Last One by eternalsailorsolarwind reviews
My entry into the bleachcontest community on LiveJournal for the Week 1 Future prompt. Ishida is the last one.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Uryuu I., Ichigo K. - Complete
Twinkle Twinkle by Habit reviews
Our favorite shadow bending lazybones goes to a festival, but gets more than he bargained for. You'd think his memory would be a little better, even in the dark. LEMON Not for the feint of heart!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
25 KakaSaku Moments by hikomokushi reviews
25 drabble prompts, written using the prompts from the kakasakudrabble community on livejournal. Various themes, ratings and situations. KakashixSakura Disclaimer: Written strictly for entertainment. I do not own Naruto, nor the characters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Little Big List of Rules by dead drifter reviews
This is the list of rules posted in the kitchen of the Akatsuki house in my Crack Fic universe, anyway. Whether anyone in Akatsuki actually READS it is questionable. But you should read it. Because the evil Gumby mailbox posted at the curb said so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Super Secret Scythe by Lady Yami reviews
Dear Miss Itsumi, You are not seemingly as stealthy at using my company's materials to construct highend android weapons for fugitives as you think, so I am going to scare some sense into you. Sincerely, Wilhelm. MiyukiWilhelm insanity. XD
Xenosaga - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Precarious Situation by Traci Miller reviews
Ichigo and Renji are caught in a precarious situation...Drabble?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
all in good time by Kuroeia reviews
[Chad x Karin] Learning to give up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad/Y. Sado, Karin K. - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Incline by ShadowSilk reviews
In which Near orchestrates a scheme to secretly board a large roller coaster, after being declared 'too short.' As an unfortunate amusement park employee is about to learn, this vertically challenged boy is not to be taken lightly. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Misconceptions by ShadowSilk reviews
The kages have decided to forever ally Sunagakure and Konoha, sealing the bond through an arranged marriage. But not everyone is happy. Can Shikamaru get out of this troublesome mess before time runs out? [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6934 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Breakfast is a Bang! by dead drifter reviews
Deidara. Kakuzu. Exploding Cereal. Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Thanksgiving at the Akatsuki Lair by dead drifter reviews
Turkey massacres, exploding pumpkins and Amaterasu in the kitchen. What more could you want for Thanksgiving?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
Naked In The Kitchen by melancholy.LOVER reviews
Naruto's cake would just have to wait because Sakura found something a little but more sweet to engage in. And who else to do it with than Uchiha Sasuke.. ONESHOT! LEMON AHEAD!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mimicry by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Te Deseo by festival-chan loves books reviews
Oh, the horror of having a completely unromantic boyfriend. Very short. NejiTen. Oneshot. Read and let me know what you think. The original title was Te Quiero, by the way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Waiting by Nachtweiss reviews
In the place beyond, Kakashi waits for his students.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Defining His Grunts by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind Itachi by MysticDragonfruit reviews
Itachi makes the mistake of trying to confront Sasuke shortly after losing his sight.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Of Rainy Days and Board Games by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
No Matter by Zamos reviews
A Kisame/Sakura fic. Sort of a little fluffy thing that I did instead of sleeping. Read and review please. That one meeting lead to more and then to a feeling that he'd never felt before. To her, his looks didn't matter. Says the 'A'word once...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Letter Words by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida fluff fest! Sometimes they wonder what they feel for their partner and the answer's only four letters long. Fluff fluff fluff! And more fluff! Characters are God's, aka Kishimoto's. Smile! [oh, and it switches pov at the line]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Anko's Greatest Terror by Angels-Gift reviews
Summary: Anko swallowed, finding it difficult at the moment. She could feel it. It was staring at her again. Its dark eyes, hiding an unspeakable evil in them through a thin veil of innocence, burying a hole through her soul.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Anko M. - Complete
Umbrella by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
One Last Time by KawaiiMeoww reviews
Sequel to 'If It Had Been Me'. Sakura and Haku are missing from the bridge scene. Where are they? What is happening?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Haku, Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Breakfast is Ready by StokxCore reviews
Songfic. The Fourth drink instinct Cute is what we aim for.She's sitting at the bar, after she killed her dream. He's watching her, and decides she needs him. GenmaxSakuraPlease... Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Secrets Out by Zamos reviews
A small 300word drabble based on Kisame and Sakura. I'm just practicing my writing and getting familiar with the site. Please read and review. Flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Start by Zamos reviews
Again, another tiny 100word drabble based on Kisame and Sakura. I'm still practicing my writing and getting familiar with the site. Please read and review. Flames accepted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Be Still I'm Right Here Shut Up and Kiss Me by Momosportif reviews
KisaIta, KakuHida, and SasoDei drabblefluff! Originally a oneshot but now a drabble collection due to someone's inspirational request. Switches POV so watch out. Characters are Kishimoto's. Read, enjoy, and review if so inclined! Smile
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lie To Me by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Lie to me and tell me everything's ok...please do what liars do best...and lie to me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Are You Calling Troublesome by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
Temari is sick of walking around with a lazy guy who only calls her troublesome. ShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Trash Can Shinobi by Aelibia reviews
Sakura ventures out the back door to take out the trash and gets the scare of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Brothers Will Be Brothers by Darkfire75 reviews
AUish oneshot. Uchiha Itachi didn’t give chase unless it was absolutely necessary. And given the fact that his younger brother was now running around the house with his…ahem…unmentionables, it was indeed absolutely necessary. Enjoy the crack XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Veneer by korinara reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
A Little Act of Giving by hikomokushi reviews
Love isn’t about taking it’s about giving. Uryuu finally learns how to give her back the love he always took. Five Ishihime drabbles.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Uryuu I., Orihime I. - Complete
A View of Sky by Nachtweiss reviews
All she wants to do is die in peace, but now he is blocking her sky. RenjiTatsuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
First and Last by Momosportif reviews
Little KankyHina drabble written from kanky's pov and in a different style than my norm to try and express the scatteredness of his thoughts after a chance runin that provides both a beginning and an end. Comment and enjoy! Kishimoto's characters. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
Invincible by Momosportif reviews
Gai's off on a mission and Shizune can only do what she does best, worry. Just some fluff for one of the sweetest and most under supported couples in Naruto. Enjoy and comment if an unknown force persuades you to do so! Kishimoto's wonderful characters.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Shizune, Gai M. - Complete
Tell You Things by Momosportif reviews
Just a IruHana start of relationship fic! Kakashi finds a love interest leaving his friend Iruka wondering if he might be more than a friend, but with a little help Iruka may find a love of his own. Don't own Naruto. Please enjoy and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Hana I., Iruka U. - Complete
Breakdown by Incognito Temptation reviews
Breakdown, because Kakashi breaks every time he prays for her. [KakaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja Games by Momosportif reviews
Just a little IruHana tidbit following them after work! An experiment in writing style meant to represent thought process I suppose... Switches point of view, but you'll know where...Fluffesque. I don't own Naruto! Enjoy and comment!:3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
Laundry Mats by Momosportif reviews
IruHana encounter of the early morning type. Haimaru triplets included. Fluff. I do not own Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Iruka U., Hana I. - Complete
Introductions by Momosportif reviews
A ticked off Hana is stood up but the appearance of Iruka brightens up her rainy day. IruHana fluff! If I owned Naruto, I wouldn't be writing fics... thanks Masashi Kishimoto! Enjoy and comment if compelled to do so...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hana I., Iruka U. - Complete
Of Closets and Breakdowns by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. When a homicidal explosives specialist and a happy go lucky good boy are locked in a closet, chaos is bound to ensue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Gameplay by Kuroeia reviews
[Kakashi x Sakura] Training was never this fun with the boys.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Karaoke, Akatsuki Style by Pandasmoosh reviews
Tobi decides the Akatsuki needs to have some fun and takes them to a Karaoke bar! Slight DeixTobi, DeixSaso, and ItaxKisa OOC, pure crack xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Of Trolls and Sarcasm by Lady Yami reviews
Smartass human mage falls down. Smartass troll shaman helps said mage by somewhat kidnapping her. But only a little. Oneshot for kicks.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Onwards by Kuroeia reviews
[Ino] Perfect shades of blue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ino Y. - Complete
Wordless by Kuroeia reviews
[Chad x Ichigo] The difference between memory and truth, if there is one.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Chad/Y. Sado, Ichigo K. - Complete
Unheard by Incognito Temptation reviews
Gaara neglects his paperwork after a certain disturbance... [Drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Breaking & Entering by Ane S. Thesia reviews
She said they had a serious problem, and he agreed. Didn't mean either of them cared.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
A Game of Poker by FastForward reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Behind Konoha's Green Door by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Torn by Kuroeia reviews
[Ichigo x Orihime] Wishes and prayers don't always coincide.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
In Stone by randomsomeone reviews
When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,534 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
One Moment by Incognito Temptation reviews
In just one moment, Temari understands how her life will play out. [TemaShika Drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Agreeing with the Demon by Goatis reviews
Gaara can usually deny the demon living within himself, but what happens when Gaara wants the same thing he does?...GaaSaku Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Eyes Open by Wyntermute reviews
Once when Ino still had her teenage fascination with horoscopes and beauty magazines, her teammates had taken her to a fortune teller for her birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Blank Canvas by desolate butterfly reviews
[InoKankuro, smut] Paint is Kankuro's specialty, but Ino knows just how to use his own weapons against him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Triple Threat by kaotic312 reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Purely Scientific by katiekitten reviews
There were few things left in the world that she knew little about, so naturally he caught her attention, a long forgotten masterpiece by nature herself. Includes an... unorthadox pairing, to say the least. XD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Mute by Sayaka-sama reviews
Hinata was silent, but it was not because she felt the need to guard her tongue, to keep any valueable secret safe. It was because she didn't know what to say. Slight ZetsuHina. Why, I implore the heavens, why?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Hinata H., Zetsu - Complete
Plans for a Seduction by kaotic312 reviews
For her own good, Ino must be seduced. KibaxIno. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,164 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
In the Rain by Crimson Mystery reviews
Shizune comes back to Konoha and meets an old friend, bitter, hurt, and waiting for her. OneShot GenmaShizune
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Genma S., Shizune - Complete
Halcyon by Kuroeia reviews
[Naruto, Sakura, Sai] A picnic, Naruto style. Watch your head.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Game Show by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki has been challenged to a dual by Orochimaru and all his gang. They are going to battle it out in a game of knowledge and skill. What will the winner receive besides the satisfaction of pointing at the other team and laughing? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Dazed and Confused by kaotic312 reviews
Kakashi's down, Naruto's in the lead and Shikamaru and Temari might just be on the run for their lives. ShikaxTem and other pairings. Kaos reigns! Ooops, chaos reigns ... Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Extreme Truths by Ramenism reviews
The Uchiha family secret that died along with each of it's members...except for Uchiha Itachi. The name of Sasuke comes into the truth and he doesn't know how to react.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh Crap by Ramenism reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
We Danced Anyway by Siren of the sea reviews
The years have passed, Sakura moved on and fell in love with Itachi. Here they are at a festival celebrating the blooming of the blosoms in Konoha. Whos Neji with? Whos with Kiba? My first song fic ItaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hormonal by kaotic312 reviews
Is murder a crime when you don't mean it? Innocent bystanders not exempt! ShikaxTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,522 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Like Chestnuts? by TwinEnigma reviews
Oneshot crossover. A meal at Sakura's house can be hazardous to your health, as Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke soon learn. Crackfic.
Crossover - Furi Kuri: FLCL & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
It's All In How You Play The Game by kaotic312 reviews
Wind beats shadows and Sand covers all. It's a game no one wants to lose, but which one knows the rules? ShikaTem and definate other pairing as well. Updated and Complete. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Akatsuki Summer Beach House 2: Miami Beach Condo by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is heading out for another beach vacation. This means haphazard driving, overpacking, too much drinking, surf, turf and lots more. Rated M for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,963 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Naruto BLEACHED by Zygobranchiate reviews
What happens when you cross Naruto and Bleach? Ninja masquerading as Soul Reapers, overpowered zanpakuto, and a crossover crackpairing, oh my!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Ikebana by Aeneid reviews
Hidan learns ikebana... and something else. Rated T for Hidan's potty mouth. [HidaIno]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
We Needed This by Kitty Harasser reviews
Kisame enjoys quality time with his wife, a heavily pregnant Sabaku no Temari. The first ever KisaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kisame H., Temari - Complete
If It Had Been Me by KawaiiMeoww reviews
What if it was Sakura who had stayed out all night training and had fallen asleep in the forest she’d have met Haku. HAKUXSAKURA. –ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Haku, Sakura H. - Complete
How Coffee Stole My Soul by Verboten Byacolate reviews
The rise, then fall, then failed getaway, then rise again of Haruno Sakura's addiction.[Sakuracentric][Mild SasuSaku]Warning: Don't let the Caffeine Lucifer get you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Job Interview by AkiraDawn reviews
Well, Itachi and Deidara are applying for jobs at the Christian Dior boutique. Tobi is applying for a job as a bank teller? Sasori is at home wondering how Deidara could ever get hired anywhere. How is this ever going to turn out? As usual, Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
To You, Miss Itsumi by Lady Yami reviews
So...How the hell did Miyuki get control of the Dammerung? Answers the burning question in a slightly random, cracktastic, Wilhelmrific sort of way. Miyuki x Wilhelm CRACK. YES. I HAVE DONE IT.
Xenosaga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
On the Anatomy of Hollows by Lady Yami reviews
Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Orihime I. - Complete
Pinkeye by Kuroeia reviews
[Yachiru, Ryuk] A different sort of cute. Bleach x Death Note crossover.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Candlebright by Kuroeia reviews
[Ichigo x Orihime] Bonfires go out.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Bullet Points by Kuroeia reviews
[Urahara x Yoruichi] Scientists think in equations.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 2/26/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Popalolly by Kuroeia reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Rin] In which candy is unfairly provocative.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Research by Kuroeia reviews
[Urahara x Yoruichi] How long can it take to figure out a simple transformation technique?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - K. Urahara, Yoruichi S. - Complete
Shot by Kuroeia reviews
[Naruto x Sakura] Mortal wounds? What mortal wounds?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cookies by Melfina Lupin reviews
There was no doubt that Gaara loved his brother and sister but as they saying goes the more you love someone the more you want to kill them. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Pervert! by Muu reviews
[ONESHOT]¤[SlightCrack!Pairing♡KisameIno]¤『We're alone, pervert』...»Don't flatter yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Ino Y., Kisame H. - Complete
Akatsuki Valentines Day by AkiraDawn reviews
It's Valentine's Day in the Akatsuki apartment! Don't you wonder what everyone has planned? Do you honestly think that they will do something together? Enjoy! Rated for language...and some other things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Cupid's Chokehold by AngolMoaChan reviews
Sasuke Uchiha had never been more confused. SasuSaku oneshot! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Fashion Makeover Featuring Sasuke by AkiraDawn reviews
Itachi is finally fed up with his little brothers poor taste in clothes and hairstyles. And now that the two brothers have patched thing up. What better person to help with the makeover than Deidara? Enjoy! Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
It all happened on New Year's Eve by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki had a wild New Years EVe party. I'm certain your curious as to what happened and how they will recover, right? Rated for language and suggestive situations. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 4,444 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
In the Kitchen by PockyPhoto reviews
KakaSaku twoshot collaboration with MahiMahi! Sakura goes to do some grocery shopping, but comes home with a guest and a new treat in mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,270 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas With Akatsuki by AkiraDawn reviews
It's Christmas time! And what could be more exciting than sharing Christmas with our favorite dysfunctional criminal organization? Enjoy! R&R! Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Monday, Late Afternoon by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Morino Ibiki on appearances and life in ninja villages. Especially on late afternoons, key word, late.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Ibiki M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Akatsuki and the New York City Wedding by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is going to be in a wedding! The Leader's nephew is getting married in New York City! Is New York City really ready for Akatsuki? Rated for language and a few other inuendos. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
When You, I Feel: Intimate Glimpses by AkiraDawn reviews
A series of OneShots featuring NarutoHinata, NejiTenten, SakuraSasuke,ShikamaruTemari and IrukaAnko. Rated for some language and lime scented situations. R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Three's a Crowd by Melfina Lupin reviews
Shikamaru, Temari, and a deer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Akatsuki Thanksgiving Dinner by AkiraDawn reviews
Deidara's mother has invited Akatsuki to fabulous, beautiful Iwagakure for Thanksgiving dinner. Finally, Akatsuki begins to understand why Deidara is the way he is. Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Weak Point by AngolMoaChan reviews
You are NOT my weak point, Winry Rockbell!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
A Penny for Your Thoughts by Melfina Lupin reviews
Sometimes even geniuses have a hard time thinking.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Six Arms To Hold You by Darkkinkachu reviews
The Sound people aren’t quite as dead as Konaha may have hoped. Now they’re back and they’re mad. Revenge? Of course. And what better way than to steal the Hokage’s precious apprentice. SakuKido For Neji's Girlfriend!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,016 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Sakura H., Kidomaru - Complete
Have we met before? by Atropa13 reviews
Shizune is dwelling in old memories that pains her and she takes off for a weekend and meet the very same person that are haunting her. ShizuneKabuto... oneshot lemon MF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Bugged by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sakura has been having a bugy problem lately. Whats a nin to do? and whats Shino got to do with it?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Akatsuki Camp Counselors by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki has been asked to be counselors at a summer camp. Each of them is in charge of a cabin of kids and a daily activity. Sounds like fun, right? R&R! Rated for language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Baby Pictures by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader' has delivrered a box of pictures to the Akatsuki apartment. What happens when all the fun filled childhood memories come out of the box? Rated for language. R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Halloween Party by AkiraDawn reviews
My way of saying Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat has never been like this before...Rated for language. R & R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/19/2006 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Babysitters! by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is babysitting 'the leaders' two children: A seven year old and an eleven year old. Need I say more? Expect lots of child care inexperience. R&R! Rated for Language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Bowling Team by AkiraDawn reviews
Ah yes, Akatsuki has put together a bowling team for a battle against Team Orochimaru...it's too bad their bowling skills lack...R&R! Rated for Language. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lessons Learned by Melfina Lupin reviews
Over the years, Shikamaru learns some things about Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Truly Terrifying Thing About Morino Ibiki by dissimulatory reviews
31 truths about the head of the Konoha Anbu Torture and Interrogation Force.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Clothes make the man by Melfina Lupin reviews
Kankuro is losing clothes left and right. What in the world is happening? Some swearing blame Kankuro
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Sebon Needle by Rionarch reviews
Orochimaru gives gifts to those who have been loyal. Maybe it's becuase they're cursed with loyaty that he's on the Hokage mountain now. [Mentions of various couples, none actaully seen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
Akatsuki Friday Night Football Party by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki is haveing their annual football party to celebrate in upcoming football season! Too bad they dont' know much about football. Rated for language. R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Holy Hell of a Matrimony by Sayaka-sama reviews
In that moment in time, on the fourteenth of May, in a humble, anonymous chapel in the River Country, the term Hell breaking loose became the understatement of the century. Implied GaaSaku. As for other couples, you'll have to squint to find them
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Calendar Shoot by AkiraDawn reviews
The Akatsuki's are going to be photographed for a 12 month calendar out of sympathy because Itachi and Deidara made the cover of a magazine. This should be interesting. Rated for language and some suggestive references. R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,089 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Goes to Six Flags by AkiraDawn reviews
Well Akatsuki has decided to go to Six Flags theme Park. This sould definitely be an adventure of a lifetime. Rated for Language R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
On The Nature Of Spiders by Monoshiri reviews
Zaku, Kidoumaru, and painful lessons about the spidery psyche, with commentary from the Sound's peanut gallery. Questionable gender, cursing, and slightly confused shounenai if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kidomaru - Complete
i hate my job by La Salle De Bain reviews
[Oneshot] Kisame reminisces. [slight manga spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kankuro Gets Pantsed by Darkkinkachu reviews
If you dont like stupid, random, PWP drabble, dont read. I was just havin' some fun
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Hidden green behind silver by Celtic Oak reviews
A Hyuuga hides the secret passions of his heart well and does not indulge in them. But silver eyes reveal too much and the object of affection may decide to take things into her own hands. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,620 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Camping Trip by AkiraDawn reviews
Yes, Akatsuki is off on a three day camping trip. Filled with, campfires, tents, bugs, and....well, just see for yourself. Rated for language. R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lie With Me by Erisabesu reviews
Haruno Sakura has always loved one person. But love is as much of a weapon as it is a shield, and lies are sometimes more comforting than the truth. [SasuSaku, ItaSaku.] Angst, Psychological Abuse. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Yard Sale by AkiraDawn reviews
The Leader' has asked his 7 faithful Akatsuki members to have a yard sale at his house...you can only imagine how tat may go. Rated for language. R&R! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,630 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Goes to WalMart Super Center by AkiraDawn reviews
Well, the title pretty much speaks for itself. One can only imagine what Akatsuki may do at a WalMart Super Center...rated for language R&R Enjoy and be ready to laugh...alot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,495 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki's New Apartment by AkiraDawn reviews
Akatsuki has two new members! This can only mean one thing...they need a bigger apartment. Rated as a safety for Language. R&R Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Parade Float by AkiraDawn reviews
It's parade time for the Akatsukis. That means pure chaos. Read if you're into seomthing quite funny. Rated M as a safety for language. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shadow Games by desolate butterfly reviews
[ShikaKisa] Shikamaru runs across a certain Akatsuki member on his walk. Warning: total crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Kisame H. - Complete
Akatsuki Summer Beach House by AkiraDawn reviews
What happens when the Akatsukis spend a week at the beach? Read if you're into something totally funny! Rated M as a safety, language R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
That'll shut her up by The Dirtwater Fox reviews
In training for Hokage, Naruto does a stint as a policeman, and must now hunt down an escaped prisoner. One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Tayuya, Naruto U. - Complete
Fate Plays it's Card by Hiei's Ice Maiden reviews
The new bad girl wants Naruto. Sakura, worried, asks Sasuke for his help. But when the girl goes for Sasuke, Sakura gets them into an even worse situation. Or...better? [SasukeSakura] [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Messenging by FastForward reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 107 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Magnetism by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. She left him once and it broke both of them. But now, destiny has arranged for them to meet again and this time, he doesn't intend to let go. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,087 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
One Week With the Akatsukis by AkiraDawn reviews
This is a complete spoof of a typical week in the apartment of the Akatsukis. There is absolutely no seriosuness to it. I wrote it and a friend thought it was funny. I hope you get a good laugh from it! Rated for language R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Sasori, Itachi U. - Complete
Cycles aren't Parallel by Rionarch reviews
ObitoKakashiRin. JiraiyaOrochimaruTsunade. Naruto just didn't want to fit in this time, but Sasuke and Sakure dived right in.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Misunderstanding by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The One Thing He Loves by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Humour. Insanity. The usual. It's about Itachi, and the one thing he loves the most. Itachi loves something? What? lol
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
She Really is a Girl by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
After seeing Tenten with her hair down for the first time, Neji actually realizes the obvious... She really is a girl!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Worst Timing by FastForward reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
Happy Birthday ItachiKun! by Demoneyes 14 reviews
[Winner of the AN fanfic contest]It’s the ninth of June… and Uchiha Itachi is turning eighteen. What horrors shall ensue when Deidara, Sasori and Kisame try to make this day special? Will this be Itachi’s best birthday ever or his last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,898 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Itachi U., Sasori - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Cyberwolf reviews
[NejiTen] [March challenge fic] 'The best laid schemes o’ mice an’ men gang aft agley.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Car Ride by FastForward reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitchen Time Fun by lollyberry reviews
[Oneshot][SasuSaku]Sakura and Sasuke have fun in the kitchen. Hmmm...I wonder just what they're doing in there!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Complete
Birthday Presents by Cyberwolf reviews
[entry for the Fated Heaven contest] It's Tenten's birthday, and Neji tries to give her a present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Festivals by Cyberwolf reviews
[challengefic] Sometimes, Tenten remembers the festivals.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Tenten - Complete
Love by dissolves reviews
He hated the day when lovers strolled through the streets and children exchanged small gifts. It was all so repulsive to him. Can a certain kunoichi change his view of this day?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Chouji's Chips by serialhugger reviews
Somebody is jealous of Chouji’s chips. Just a short drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Chōji A. - Complete
Hay by iamzuul reviews
Temari doesn't realize that taking allergy medication makes you a drug addict. [one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
What You Didn't Know About Sasuke by Cyberwolf reviews
And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/28/2005
The Morning After by Nate Grey reviews
Eri and Naota reevaluate their relationship after they become intimate. Immediately after.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Return to Morning by Cyberwolf reviews
Drabble. Kakshi can't look at Naruto. No yaoi, though I suppose if you want to find it you can. If you squint really hard
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Hiccups by angelicakes reviews
What happens when Osaka really DOES give the hiccups to everyone? Short oneshot.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Ayumu K./Osaka - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
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Zealous reviews
It's all about Neji and Tenten. Just some little drabbles. I will be posting any new NejiXTenten drabbles here. There is no chronological order, or anything resembling order, to these. R&R.Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
In Hot Water reviews
ShikaTema Wherein Temari takes a bath and Shikamaru finds out what it means to be in hot water.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Without You reviews
Ino just isn’t herself when Chouji is away. Her friend’s good intentions aren’t helping and she just wants to be left alone. ChoujixIno. One-shot. Takes place sometime after Of Clothing and Of Wars. R&R. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Ino Y., Chōji A. - Complete
Sasuke's Homecoming reviews
Sasuke returns home and is shocked by Sakura’s devotion to him. Or maybe it’s lack there of. SasukexSakuraxItachi and not in a threesome kinda way people. R&R. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Enthralled reviews
Ino can neither keep her hands to herself, nor can she reign in her curiosity. Though the real question is, who is truely under the spell? InoxKisame Oneshot. R&R. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Ino Y., Kisame H. - Complete
Lullaby reviews
You gave me a purpose. I gave you a song. Let me sing you a lullaby to send you on your way. LalaxGuzol. Oneshot. Deathfic.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Enamored reviews
Hanabi falls in love. How long will it take him to notice? Hanabix? Oneshot. R&R. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hanabi H., Kiba I. - Complete
Unloved reviews
He held her heart in his hands. After all she had been the one to give it to him. SasukexSakura. AU. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Moving and Receptions reviews
When Tsunade finds out that Asuma and Kurenai eloped on their previous mission she demands a celebration. What is in store for our newlyweds as they begin their new life together? AsumaxKurenai with other couples thrown in. R&R. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Best Friends reviews
Yachiru swears that Ichigo is Kenpachi's best friend. This is my first Bleach fic so don't beat me for mistakes. R&R. Enjoy. Drabble.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
It's In His Kiss reviews
Sasuke finds out Sakura is a cutter. Can he bring happiness back into her life? SasukexSakura. Gift fic for Toboesgirl Sayuri. R&R. Enjoy. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Getting Some reviews
AU. How is it that Zetsu is the only guy in the Akatsuki frat house that has a girlfriend? The world may never know. ZetsuxIno. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Ino Y., Zetsu - Complete
Pieces of My World reviews
With that one word her world shattered, and he had all the pieces. SakuraxSasuke. Oneshot. R&R Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whisper reviews
She needed him to help her heal. Kurenai. R&R please.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Apoptosis reviews
Silliness ensues when Ino and Sakura study for their biology test. Cowritten with my sister. Oneshot. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Maybe reviews
Just a Valentines Day drabble. AsumaxKurenai. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Of Clothing and Wars reviews
Sometimes you just can't find anything to wear. But it's always nice to have a friend to help. InoxChouji SakuraxGaara. Oneshot. Please r&r this is my first one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete