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Author has written 52 stories for House, M.D., and Janet Evanovich.

I'm a House/Wilson slasher who writes almost exclusively House/Wilson 20 year established relationship fic. All my House/Wilson fic is both here and on my LJ.

Almost everything I have written to date is in my particular fanwank universe. My 'vision' throughout my fic is that House & Wilson got it together a long long time ago, and carry on regardless of the various wives, girlfriends, and Stacy. And it's precisely because their relationship is so strong & fundamental to the two of them, and long-lasting, that the women just don't threaten it. I see this as entirely compatible with canon and make a big effort to be as IC and canon-accurate as possible. The House and Wilson I see in canon reflects their umpteen years of an on-off, fractured physical relationship. Fics that are set in or zip off into the future (like The House Wilson Radiology Betting Pool) obviously aren't entirely canon compatible but they are still always firmly grounded in the canon at the time they were written, and my backstory.

My backstory Twenty Years of Stealing My Food is the backbone of my House/Wilson backstory, and all other fics fit in around that. If you want to read all my fic in chronological order, there's a list with links here.

The Chris 'verse

If you like my OMC Chris, who appears in several of my House/Wilson fics (starting with Let Me Take You To A...) you might be interested in reading my other fics featuring him and characters from his 'verse. They aren't all posted on this site because they're not, strictly speaking, fanfiction; House and Wilson only play very small supporting roles. They're posted instead on my LiveJournal community chris_edward.

Specifically, Chris's relationship with Edward begins with The House that Edward Built and you can follow the links to each successive part from there. House and Wilson pop up in part 5, Ships That Part in the Night. Other characters you might recognise include Preston (who meets Wilson in Stalker Boy) and Ravi (who meets House & Wilson in Five Times House and Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital), who both feature in part 9, Blast from the Past.

Chris's relationship with Brian, who House & Wilson meet in The Life of Brian, begins with A Man Walked Into A Bar.

There's now a complete master list of the Chris 'verse fic.

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Purple Sunset reviews
'The thing about biking across America was that they tended to eat at biker joints, stay in biker-friendly inns and guest houses, and drink at biker bars. Which meant they ran into other bikers.' House and Wilson are busy zigzagging their way across America, when they encounter a couple of guys they used to know. Set post-canon, some nine months after 8.22 Everybody Dies.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bungee reviews
Wilson does a bungee jump.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cold Turkey reviews
For sickwilson fest prompt: Wilson/OMC. After seeing how stressed Wilson is at work, Wilson's lover decides to make it the best Thanksgiving ever, and decides to cook for him. But something goes wrong with the turkey...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
I Am The Walrus reviews
A new head of the board has it out for Wilson and makes his life as miserable as possible without having to fire him. Oh yeah, he was an "ex-boyfriend", or at least, he thinks. ObsessionVictim!Wilson. Now complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Kittens reviews
Additional fic in this 'verse: The story of Ziggy, Linus's cop friend in the Chris 'verse, and Finn, the love of his life. Part 4: Finn's working undercover and this tests his relationship with Ziggy to the max.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,163 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Doctor Doctor Relationship reviews
What if Wilson found a girlfriend whom House actually liked? Moreover, what if she kind of liked House too? Set in a rather extended late season 2. Spoilers through to 3.1 'Meaning'.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Prostates and Plum Pudding reviews
There was a short silence in which Brian could almost hear an unspoken discussion, before House looked away and snapped, "Fine. I'll do it." Chris has collapsed; House, Wilson and the team are on the case with the differential diagnosis.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five Times House and Wilson Double Dated reviews
Five Times House and Wilson Double Dated and one time with a difference . Double dates involving House and Wilson through backstory, to the one with a difference in 6.07 Known Unknowns. Each part is a drabble of exactly 100 words.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Mayfield Aftermath reviews
Wilson asks the condo board for some garden improvements, but House has annoyed the downstairs neighbor. Exploration of Mayfield aftermath issues. Set during early season 6. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five Times House & Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital reviews
Wilson stared in fascination as he spoke into the MRI microphone. "House, you're... having more fun in there than I think you should." Five Times House and Wilson Had Sex in the Hospital and One Time They Didn't . Includes an original male character.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Life of Brian reviews
House sat down on a chair and propped his cane up between his knees. "I got hit on by a patient." House has a clinic patient with an undiagnosed wasting disease who interests him. House Wilson established relationship, original male character.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Kutner Trek: Voyeur reviews
Kutner stared at the closed-off office and wondered what was going on the other side of the blinds. What would they want privacy for?... Kutner is pulled into the House-Wilson whirlpool of crazy, and finds out he likes to watch.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Stalker Boy reviews
Wilson has a stalker. "You've got a disease, it's just a living walking talking one, following you around rather than lurking inside your body." House tapped the Magic Marker against the board.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Bounty Hunter Bedlam reviews
How much havoc can a crippled Princeton doctor wreak for a disaster-prone Trenton bounty hunter? Stephanie Plum meets House and Wilson in a crime caper with absconding brothers, monster trucks, and a man with sinister eyebrows.
Crossover - Janet Evanovich & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,405 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Stephanie P., G. House - Complete
Fireman Wilson reviews
Immediately riveted, House put down the mag. 'I guess you really did check out the prices of fireman strippers.' Wilson in a fireman's helmet. Spoilers for 5.11 Joy To The World.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/1/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Barber Surgeon reviews
Dan knew that most eyes would be on the man with floppy hair and large brown eyes, but Dan's gaze lingered on the older, taller guy with bright blue eyes and casually cultivated stubble. Ten Encounters House had with Dan, an OMC, and one he didn't.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Wilson's Sex Substitute reviews
House has a weekend affair with a married woman. Wilson's lurking around.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/21/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Make the Man reviews
Five Times Wilson Wore House's Clothes and one time he didn't . Just how did House end up wearing Wilson's tie anyway? A whisk through relevant past events, ending up at 5.11 Joy To The World.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Twenty Years of Stealing My Food reviews
House Wilson long established relationship backstory over twenty years, from first meeting all the way up to canon. Part 20 now up: Wilson tries to make his marriage work and House employs three new staff in succession as we reach canon. Now complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,284 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Up Close and Personal reviews
House Wilson established relationship. "I think it means that we have an Aunt Bonnie *and* an Uncle Greg." Five times Wilson's nieces spied on him with House, and one time they didn't have to.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Spinning Coin reviews
Somehow they were in a hotel room. Chris and Edward were huddled close together on the bed, and House and Wilson were curled up in an armchair. House, Wilson and two OMCs, follows Random Encounter: smut. Warning for all male group sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Wilson On My Mind reviews
House Wilson established relationship, but Wilson's not putting out. House with a prostitute and thinking of Wilson instead.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/4/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Random Encounter reviews
House meets somebody who interests him. House Wilson, House OMC. Follows 'Let Me Take You To A...'; walk-on appearance by my recurring OMC Chris.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Enough of the déjà vu reviews
Established relationship: House tells Wilson to screw this dirty-little-secret serial-women crap and either tell people he's in a relationship with House and live up to the commitment, or get the bleep out of House's bed and don't come back. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Pushing the Swing reviews
Five Times Wilson provided an alibi for House and one time he didn't . House Wilson established relationship, set during 3.07 Son of a Coma Guy, with flashbacks.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Cool Uncle Greg reviews
House Wilson established relationship. Wilson gets fed up with House, angry!hate!sex ensues. *Warnings: Dubious consent, references to sexualization of minors.*
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/19/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Beauty Spots reviews
House leaned over slightly, and mouthed to the sheriff, "Help! I'm being kidnapped." House and Wilson are estranged after Amber's death: they end up on a journey together and events unfold. ***Spoilers for 5.04 Birthmarks.***
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Two Months reviews
Let me get this straight," Chris said slowly. "You haven't seen or spoken to House in two months?" Wilson is heading back to Princeton from a break after Amber's death. House Wilson established relationship. Warning: angsty. Spoilers for season 5.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Countdown reviews
House Wilson established relationship. House and Wilson have a close encounter at a New Year's Eve party.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/16/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Unaired Unaired Pilot reviews
Wilson tells House that he looks good unshaved. House/Wilson established relationship. Set during 1.01 Pilot.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Branding reviews
House Wilson established relationship, chocolate, possessiveness, alley!sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Dr Hannibal Lecher reviews
House Wilson established and out relationship. Wilson gets sexually harassed by a creepy OMC.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A House Distracted reviews
House Wilson, sequel fic to 'The Story of Chris'. The worlds of Wilson and Chris collide again. Meanwhile House is distracted by someone new in his life. One story told in four parts, each from a different point of view. Includes House OMC. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Reality Bites reviews
Not everybody leaves. House Wilson established relationship. The first time House has sex after his infarction.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Five times House and Wilson had Sex While Stupid reviews
Five times House and Wilson had SWS - Sex While Stupid - and one time they didn't. Smut.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Grand Oncology Conference Dinner reviews
Everybody gets laid on conference dinner night - or do they? House Wilson established relationship. Wilson meets a guy claiming to be House's ex in college. References to House OMC, Wilson OMC and non-monogamous relationships.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/6/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Story of Chris reviews
House Wilson established relationship. The story of Chris, an OMC, and his relationship with Wilson. Includes much non-monogamous sexual activity across the chapters, including exhibitionism, voyeurism, and group sex with strangers. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,078 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Don't Ever Change reviews
Oh my God," House said in horror. "You're sleeping with me." Wilson's breath caught in his throat. Of *course* they were... Episode 4.12 Don't Ever Change interpreted through the prism of House/Wilson established relationship.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Let Me Take You To A reviews
House Wilson established relationship. Gay bar. Threesome with original male character. Sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Highly Sprung reviews
House Wilson established relationship. House and Wilson go mattress shopping. Set during 4.14 Living The Dream.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Wilson the Parent Charmer reviews
Five Times Wilson met House's Parents and one time he didn't . House Wilson established relationship, sex.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The House Wilson Radiology Betting Pool reviews
House Wilson established relationship, hospital gossip, betting pools. Includes characters from season 4. I thought I'd finished this a while back, but two additional chapters & a prologue are now up!
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,611 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Soft Silky Smooth reviews
House Wilson established relationship, sex. House and Wilson go to the movies.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A Distorted Genius reviews
He's a genius, eccentric, lazy, and has three staff to do all the work. And House is just the same. Wilson's been arrested on suspicion of murder, and only Nero Wolfe can help. House/Nero Wolfe crossover. Post 3.21 Family. Written for House Bigbang.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Apology, Manifest reviews
House Wilson established relationship in the aftermath of the Tritter arc. Post 3.11 Words and Deeds.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Inanimate objects reviews
Five times House asked Wilson to marry him and one time he didn’t. House Wilson established relationship. Includes characters from season 4. Also guest starring Hector, Steve McQueen, Coma Guy and Donald Duck.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Coitus Interruptus reviews
House Wilson established relationship. Phone calls and visitors in the middle of the night, sex. Post 4.09 Games.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Memoirs of an Oncology Department Secretary reviews
House Wilson established relationship. The POV of Nora, Wilson's assistant, an OFC, on the House Wilson relationship. Spanning from Wilson's arrival at PPTH to early season 4, twelve years later. Now complete.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House
When House Met the Wilson Wives reviews
House Wilson established relationship. Each of the Wilson wives meets House for the first time. House reacts to Wilson afterwards.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
I Do Believe You're Jealous reviews
Five times House was jealous about Wilson and one time he wasn't. House Wilson established relationship. Jealous!House on various occasions, some more warranted than others. Various scenes based on canon up to 4.04 Guardian Angels.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/10/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Just the pain meds talking reviews
Five times House said ‘I Love You’ to Wilson and one time he didn't. House Wilson established relationship. 4.03 97 Seconds, with flashbacks.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Nurse Brad reviews
House Wilson established relationship. Set during 3.20 'House Training' through to 4.01 'Alone'. Featuring Male Nurse Brad, who had two scenes with Wilson during 'Alone'.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/23/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete