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Joined 10-21-07, id: 1403362, Profile Updated: 05-04-09
Author has written 17 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, X-overs, Bleach, Labyrinth, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Code Geass.

Hello mysterious random strangers who are reading this profile!

As u may have guessed from the incrrrrredddibly lovely name, there r TWO obsessions that belong to this author. zutara, and wicked! BINGO, WE HAVE A WINNER! i write for avatar, and my lovely counter part has yet to come up w/ anything sooooo... we r left with avatar.. teehee. however bleach and now labyrinth have wormed their way into my

ships:

-zutara

-taang

-sukka

-crack ships! ...hey! they're a little fun. shipping gets so serious, LIGHTEN UP! ... write sozula, or azulaang, or jetzula (if he wasn't dead..) ANYTHING!

STATUS OF FICS AS OF NOW: (i will try my very best to keep this updated)

already up:

COMPLETE FICS ARE NOT HERE, DUH. (see other notes, laterrr on)

college romance- ok so i might start writing this again, if anyone reviewed it. sU KNO U WANT TO!!

Her Brave Warrior- a yuokka parallel using spirits, going to be continued one of these days, if u want it to be sooner, pm or review!! thanks.

The Bachelor- Hehehe...ZUKO!! And some other ppl too. Lots of odd moments. Some of which include cactus juice...evil grin YAY PLANS.

12 Ways to Say I Love You - march has been written, it will be up if my editors ever get to it... ANYONE WANNA BETA??

Balance - is on its way, it is going to be an actual story, wanna give it some love, it is feeling rather down and out right now. sigh

COMING SOON TO A DESKTOP NEAR YOU: (possibly)

Soap Opera High (in progress title)- a modern AU about the avatar crew in high school, using a lot of the stuff that happens in my group of friends, lots of ships, lotssss of characters, very little continuous plot, and LOTS of humor. possibility depends how a rough outline goes

Dark High School Fic- clearly in developmental stages, avatar, future AU. very dark and intense and actually really promising. keep watch, soon, i promise soon.

an IkkaYumi fic - probably to the song One Week - Barenaked Ladiesss, um, yeah. bleachness >.

FINISHED ONES THAT THERE ARE NOTES ON:

Doors HAS sequel, if u liked go read windows, NOW UP!!

crack fics: Lint Rollers, That time of the Month, and um, Mine, sorta,THESE ARE CRACK...

ICCTP: is probably going to be rewritten...

U CAN ALSO FIND ME ON:

deviantart- coffeebeanluva

youtube- rachaellovegood

fiction press- victoria scarlett

ok so... thats it!!

o_0- Jas (avatar) and Ari (wicked)

QUOTES? Why yes we do have quotes... let me seeeee...

Kyra: I KNO!
... everyone: What!
Kyra: BELLA DOESN'T END UP WITH EITHER JACOB OR EDWARD!
Everyone: sigh
Kyra oblivious to sigh: SHE'S A FAIRY!

~20 minutes later~

Me: So let me get this straight: Bella's a fairy and she's going to marry Mike Newton who turns out to be a merman, they will have a child named Fig, and he will be a gnome. Young Fig Newton will also have a pet fig newton named gnome. The vampires have all turned into fruit, edward's an peach, alice is a pineapple, rosalie is a grapefruit, jasper is a kiwi, emmet is a kumquat, esme is a lime, and carslile is a lemon. isannah from Johnny Tremain comes in and eats the lime, poor esme. the werewolves all turned into leprechauns, why?... we don't kno. Charlie is a unicorn, and Renee is a talking tree. phil is a dolphin. did i get it right?
Kyra: yup!

because if u were to do that the space time continuum would be forever disrupted and life itself would cease to exist and/or hold any meaning

wait lemme check:

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?

no answer.

OH NO.

ARRRRRMAGEDDDDDDDDDDDDON...

...no. just bee poop.

THE WALL NINJA STRIKES AGAIN.

well... I'M afraid of the vending machines... they spit.

no. cupcakes are most decidedly delusional whether you're eating them with Abe Lincoln and Scooby-do or not.

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Sokka's Field Guide, II: So She Choked on the Ring by Lady Flick reviews
ZUTARA. Zuko and Sokka think of ways to propose. CH8: "My daughter is known for her boundless love and gratuitous trust. You are known for your quick-temper, narrow-mindedness and many, many mistakes." SEQUEL. COMPLETE!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,964 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Varedha by Sandra Evans reviews
In a world where the Fire Nation rules supreme, where allies are really foes and trust is obsolete, where family is a liability and war is known as peace, how will a fragile, fledgling love survive? Sequel to Eclipse.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,968 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Beautiful Stranger by FenName reviews
/ DROPPED / While watching the sun set one day, what if a blue-haired maniac walks up to you, sexually harasses you, and tells you you're beautiful? Will you be ready? Ulquiorra Schiffer sure isn't!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,197 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
I love by i fell in love with a villain reviews
Tamaki loves everything about Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
World Tour by marvel26 reviews
A wacked out tale from beginning to end. *Complete*
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 101,426 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Aang, Toph - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Wrong by lilac-bramble reviews
Ikkaku and Yumichika have always had a fairly open relationship - after all, they've got centuries together. And it's always worked well, up til now...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,239 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
A Swifter Appraisal by Jeccelo reviews
A Bluetara AU. Year 1791. Katara and Sokka are the wealthy children of Count Hakoda, forced to befriend the distasteful royal brats Zuko and Azula. But many things change when instead Katara befriends a mysterious boy in a blue mask.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,562 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Katara, Zuko
Three Men and a Baby by Mastermind Sphinx reviews
Random, unrelated, oneshots about the 11th Division, Zaraki, Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika . Most are comedy but there's some fluff. Be warned that there's Ikkaku/Yumichika slash in most of them. Nothing graphic though, the rating is for foul language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A.
Our Darn Cold Night by Jeccelo reviews
A Zutara short. AU. Katara's relationship with Jet is failing. Desperate, she turns to a stranger in the rain who is able to give her the love she needs.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko
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Speechless reviews
And there they were with nothing left to say, nothing left to do but to tell their story throughout time in those silences where we learn far more about ourselves than we do with a thousand words. Kalulu, clean, 13 drabbles without dialogue.
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Kallen S., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Bachelor reviews
Zuko must marry to take the Fire Nation throne. Iroh decides to help by filling a house with beautiful women. Katara, now Princess Katara decides to live at court and watch the action. Who will stay? and Who will go home broken hearted?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,003 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Spinning reviews
A mission gone wrong. An eye for an eye. To survive what would you give? To keep your love alive how much would you give? Your life? Yumichika just might. yumi x ikkaku. swearing. gore. :
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
The Places we have Come to Fear the Most reviews
future au. Power is might and might inspires only fear, but fear is enough. With a government dealing in shady business, and an army growing faster than ever before can the gAang plus a few really put a stop to the tyranny and save the world? zxk txa ocs
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009
The Day Riza Hawkeye Lost Her Mind reviews
Riza is tired and the guys in the office decide to push her a little to far. Even the best snap, they just have more fun ways of exacting their revenge. no pairings. CRACKISH.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Of Lint Rollers, Cloggys, and Crazy Blond Fangirls reviews
and suddenly had the most brilliantest amazingest GREATESTEST idea the world had ever seen' There is a small problem in the Labrynth and Jareth has the solution in the form of a birthday present from Sarah. CRACK, slight Jareth x Sarah, but mostly crackk
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Balance reviews
Yachiru is captain of squad 11. Her strength is unparalleled as is her mind. She needs no one. But Soul Society needs her. An ancient foe has returned to Soul Society and she alone can save them. Its all a balancing act, with her at the center. yachiruxoc
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Yachiru K.
12 Ways to Say I Love You reviews
Using inspirational quotes from none other than my kitchen calendar, i have written 12 oneshots detailing Zuko and Kat's relationship start to finish. 12 scenes 12 stories 12 different kinds of love and 12 ways to say i love you. z and k, what else right?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Mine reviews
He tasted like his laughter. She tasted like her grin. Shinji reallllly loves his hat. How far will he go to get it back after Hiyori steals it? Read and find out. HiyorixShinji, and ichiruki but such a small amount u can easily ignore it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
College Romance: A musical! reviews
Music, Dance, and a little romance! It's all here! I would love it if you would read it. I would love it more if you would review it. zutara sukka taru amybe modern AU. Rated T just in case.. tho... that may be too high...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Katara, Zuko
That Time of the Month reviews
crack! What happens when every women in the fire- nation palace or at least all the main characters in the show is in the midst of her cycle? read and see! review! THIS IS CRACK!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Her Brave Warrior reviews
This is a story about a young girl from the Northern Water tribe named Yue whose life is interwoven with that of the spirits Yin and Yang. But she knows that one day she will have to repay the debt she owes to the moon. No matter what it takes...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Yue, Sokka
Windows reviews
Sequel to Doors. She had said she would come, and she had. This was one time that Azula didn't lie; she had said she would follow. Sokka laughed at the irony. The one time they wish she was lying, the sadistic princess wasn't.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
The Mobas High School Valentines Day Fiasco reviews
An Avatar, Harry Potter, The Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Twilight x-over. A present for my friend. It's valentines day, and Iroh has major plans.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Scars Fade Too reviews
You will always have scars, and many things will scar, but like images of the faces of those you have loved and lost, they will fade too. zutara, sorta..... short little oneshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Zuko - Complete
Doors reviews
Doors are nasty things. One never can tell what was going to be hiding behind them. onesided sokkaxazula, sozula, azokka, minor sukka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sokka, Azula - Complete
I Can't Change the Past reviews
A zutara fic. About why Katara hates Zuko so much, hint: maybe it's because she loves him.... read and review
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete