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Freeze! you know who it is... its Garuto snitches! Thank you swiss beats for that song. Anyways the name is garuto im a author of a soon to be successful The World's Worst Rapper. I live in the Virgin Islands on the island of St.Croix and my name is... you dont have to know. I like david chappele, south park, naruto, kingdom hearts,family guy,robot chicken,yu yu hakusho, dbz, bleach and inyuasha(a little). I am a black boy(black is handsome!)at the of 17 (I graduated June 14 2011 bitches!!!!). Also check out some of my favorite stories there awesome!
Dislikes: Fools who think they bad, saskue,sakura,ino,inyuasha(I said i like the show but I hate the damn romance!)bobobo-bobobobo(do I HAVE TO SAY WHY!!)fullmetal alchamist, drawn together,whores, hoes,punks(the kind that say they would do something to you and dont do shit.) and racist.
I might also submite my other stories to fanfiction.net cause I have been writing since the 7th grade but I was not a member at the time. So my motive to write was because of fanfiction.net. I actually did not know about fanfiction.net until I got a pop-up one day while I was on you tube. So thank you pop-ups! Also I am not a flamer. I hate flamers. Epecially the unknown ones and the ones who have a account and does not have the ballz/courage to right a story and if they do their story downright sucks. I mean if it is a romance fic, the main character all of a sudden just gets horny and the other character magically gets horny and BAM! There already banging each other! NO!! In a relationship time must develop in order to get to that stage. Then we have the short stories. I dont mind a short story but I mean here is a example. Help!! He screamed as he ran up to me. What happen he asked. He has retured and his name is Naruto uzamaki. WTF IS THAT?! THAT IS THE GAYEST SHIT I EVER READ!! That is now that is not a short story is supposed to be. Like 22 words. Then this Is worst one, Yaio. If a girl is writing this I honestly dont care cause I dont read yaio. Personally I hate that shit. But some stories dont even warn you there is going to be yaio and I hate that. And even boys write yaio? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDES!? I can understand girls writing it because boys love lesbeians (I cant lie I also love lesbians)and some girls even like dude on dude action (nasty. but you girls cant lie because some of you like that) but when a dude rigths it and claims he was bored, I JUST WANT TO CRUSH THIER LUNGS! Personally I follow the whole adam and eve thing meaning boys and girls should be together ( Even though I love lesbeains, They should not be together)(no offense to all lesbieans). I also want some gay dude to answer this but why do guys go with other guys? What the f makes it so special?! Do guys like have their "stick" in a other guys "donut"?! What you need to do is place your "stick" up a GIRLS "hole" that feels nice (to bad im a virgin) (The only reason I said it feels nice is because im attracted to a girls 2 major places (not a pervert just blame my damn hormones! I also love my damn hormones!) So in overall go with the opposite sex. (I will say it again I am NOT a pervert blame my damn hormones it is perfectly normal for boy AND girl.) Anyway back to what i was writing.
I hate lemons because it is a freaking cartoon/anime! What you like imaganing cartoons banging each other!
Okay I'm back! First off I would like to say that fanfiction.net is starting to piss me off. Because any damn story or chapter I go to, the damn error message comes up. Well I had the balls to send them a message and I still have this problem? Oh well. This is a short rant so later!
Hello again to who ever reads my profile. First off, I freaking hate valentine's day. I hate the gay ass love every year. Random people who dont even fucking like you are all like"Happy Valentine's day. Your so nice" BULLSHIT!! First off, you got to worry about getting a valentine and wasting YOUR MONEY to buy the bitch/fag something so that they can be like"oh its what I always wanted." that is the shittiest thing I ever heard. If I had a valentine I would say go to wal-mart and buy yourself a gift bitch. Then I would say bitch get me some cherrieos! Im hungry! I need some hatered on this day. Fuck it man. Sorry for cursing so much but I really hate valentines day. Anyway I'll be on my way.
Hello for what's been like 2 years since I even thought of being on this site. Dont worry, I havent lost my passion for writing. I was just going to some things. Anyway I am still alive so be happy. Anyway watch out for these following stories:
The World's Worst Rapper- When Kirabi gets chased out another club for his shit rapping, the eight tailes make a suggestion. Why not get a teacher? I mean who is better at rapping than, The Nine tailed-fox?
R.I.P 2pac- The greatest rapper of all time and has had a major influence on my work. A true legend and west coast icon.
R.I.P-The Notorious B.I.G-The only one who can stand up to pac lyrically. You made the east coast known with your raps, your a east coast icon.
R.I.P-Micheal Jackson- The greatest singer and entertainer and dancer of all time.
Really Stupid Stereotypes:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (So I dont lift weights and exercise alot. Boo mother fucking Hoo)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. (No. I dont have a gun. I dont carry a knife either.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I'm not a female dog. I speak my mind when people are being stupid.)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (They can live there own life. I dont wish death on anyone that doesent deserve it. And yes I curse even though Im christian.)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (No I dont. People have there own Idea's.)
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (Not every damn sexy looking girl I see I want to do. Seriously.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. (Only rich because I Save my money.)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Favorite color. Also, just because Im black and like to wear black dosent mean I am going to rob you.)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I love poetry. But I am not a homosexual.)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am not a player, I respect all of them and they have boyfriends.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (FUCK YOU.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude (Im a virgin yes but that dosent mean I dont want sex.)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (Really. I dont like chicken like that. I dont eat it every day. Its not my favorite food. Kool-aid can die. Its all about Vita-malt bitches. lol.)
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (1. Im shy. 2. I just got out of a relationship. 3. I actually look good.)
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. (I dont hate them. They have there own life to live. Let them be.)
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (If you come up to me with this shit I swear Im going to cuss you or beat this fuck out of you.)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Wow so I dont smoke and fight and play sports. Dosent mean I have no life.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (Fuck off. That's all Im going to say.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (I dont really eat watermelon you rasict fucks.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (I dont like to be under it for too long but I like the sun)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (If the party is playing video games and Im drinking juice or soda then yeah. I LOVE TO DRINK AND PARTY. Fucking cunts)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (This one pisses me of. I dont fucking drink or smoke. My father may have made me drink champange for my thirteenth birthday but that's a tradition for the males in my family.)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Again. Lots of friends but I hang out with like three a day.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Just because I have a different sense of humor dosent mean I'm crazy.)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (No. That's all Im going to say.)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (So certain things Im defensive for, that dosent mean Im a bitch and an over controlling one at that.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Lots of friends, asses.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (Im only spoiled when I get good Grades, but Im lazy and if you see my report card you would think different. lol. Besides. My other siblings are somwhere in the states so I'm curently an only child.)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am skinny yes, But I can fight and grapple people bigger or stronger than me.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I actually have emotions. Wow shocker. Dumb Fucks)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Well, cant say much about this. Lol.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Seriously. I like to see blood SOMETIMES, but I wont want to murder you or suck your blood)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (I may not be so crazy about them but Im a dude, and ALL dudes like lesbian action)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I am known in my school, AND HAVE ALOT of friends but im not the most popular, I plan to keep it that way.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Why would I want cybersex? What is the point in this dumb shit?)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (So I like cartoons, deal with it, and yes Im 16)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (So I actually display an intelligence. Wow sue me you dumbasses)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I disagree with our government because they are fucking up the country even more.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (REALLY. ARE YOU SERIOUS?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I like them cause they are interesting.)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Wow. I told you that you spelled cat wrong, so you have to cuss me. Wtf?)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. (I have a clue that your a bitch.)
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature. (Everyone watches cartoons. You grew up with them. My father watches cartoons sometimes and he is close to making 50.)
Stereotypes people put me under are bolded and underlined, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up about them, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!!
Hello my peoples...I know I havent updated in like two years cause I honestly lost my passion for writing fanfiction but after re-reading my story, I have found my passion again. In about 2 weeks or so I will update The World's Worst Rapper. Plus since I graduated High school a month ago on June 14. So I got time now. I have also matured alot since that time and it wil reflect in my writing. Anyways when I actually am not lazy I will add some more.