Darkest-Doctor
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Joined 10-21-07, id: 1403501, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 8 stories for Doctor Who, Storm Hawks, Transformers/Beast Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

12/8/2012: Holy shit this profile is awful and so am I. Yet I'm not sure if I want to change it around. Because. Holy shit the awful. I feel like this needs to be bloody preserved...

Oh alright then, it's me! Helloooooo! Sorry, sorry, people just have this tendancy to get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I dunno. It's crazy!

And now onto the useless stats!

:Useless Stats:

Name: Darkest-Doctor; Aaron-kun
Age: Eleventy billion
Gender: Masculinity. Sadistity. And khaki-colored folders. (Try to make sense of THAT, eh!?)
Nationality: All-American Mutt
Interesting Fact: I like to say that I have two hearts in my chest, but I lie.

I have a Fictionpress.com account, should you feel so inclined to indulge yourselves in my works. :3
Find me here!

:Quotablies:

"A cat sat on a mat."-Student in Class
"Congratulations. You may have just written the first poem to get a negative score on the Pritchard Scale."-Mr. Keating (Dead Poets Society)

"How can you listen to that?!"-Kid from Algebra
"I take the headphones and put them in my ears..."-Aaron

"That's four guys, four girls, and one Aaron."-Will

"I swear on my honor as a member of the Horde, I will not lock you outside."-Brian
"But I thought you were a member of the Alliance..."-Aaron
"Shut up, Aaron, shut up!"-Brian

"You know what!? Just imagine yourself running through a field of flowers with a butcher's knife. Does that make you happy?!"-Becca

"As the Romans often observed: if you don't like the food, kill the waiter!!"-Carnage
(Spiderman)

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness, some call me the Altar Boy of Doom, others will known me as the Second Coming of Damnation. My mom calls me Pepito."-Pepito
(Squee!)

"Chivalry is in a coma."-Frannie
(M or F?)

"Never look a gift ice cream in the horse."-Aaron (yeah, I'm retarded.)

"Only judge a jewel on how effective it'll be to kill a baby."-Henry

"One of the weaknesses of being mellow is an inability to deal with non-mellow moments."-Paul
(Boy Meets Boy)

"Give them both a roll of nickels."-John Morrison
("The Dirt Sheet", John Morrison)

"Components. American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"-Lev Andropov
(Armageddon)

"So, now your image is homopubic?"-Ziva
(NCIS)

:Current Stories:

"Phobia": Jack wants to know what the Doctor is afraid of. Jack/Doctor; slash; oneshot; COMPLETE
"Point and Match": A collection of oneshots involving the Doctor, everyone else, and a few children's games. Rating changes per chapter. Slightly AU, multiple pairings, ON HIATUS
"101 Ways to Ruin Your Dignity": Boredom is not a pleasant situation, and the Storm Hawks decide to beat it by paying a visit to Terra Cyclonia. Mild pairings, maybe. ON HIATUS
"Lovebugs": Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned. COMPLETE
"Steel and Corpse-Light": "Then let me tell you a story, tiny creature. There were once four Hobbits..." The Witch-King tells Frodo a story. Dubcon, slash, gore. COMPLETE
"Berth Restraints": For buggy-love. Ratchet decides Blaster needs to pay a little before he can get repairs. Shattered Glass G1verse, dubcon, kink. COMPLETE
"Two Weeks Later": Shrapnel was always a little neurotic, but something about Thundercracker seems to have shot him through a roof. Shattered Glass G1, dedicated to my girlfriend, mostly flufftastic. COMPLETE
"Promise": Chromedome returns home after a long day to find Rewind waiting for him with a gift. Pre-MTMTE, slight spoilers for MTMTE #12 within. Read at your own risk! Fluffy with a dash of sexy. COMPLETE

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Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen reviews
SLASH! MPREG An injured Barricade goes to Sam with an odd request-a truce between himself and the Autobots. But with the other Autobots inbound what will happen to our favorite interceptor? - NC17 Version on LJ, AFFnet & AO3! '07 Movie verse ONLY. This was started before the sequential movies so this is not compatible to either RotF/DotM/AoE. 9/11-Found 1/2 my notes... eh-heh
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 199 - Words: 864,552 - Reviews: 4705 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Barricade, Bumblebee, Sam W.
Immortal Crack by Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
Massage by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Response to LJ prompt "Massage". After returning from an away mission that went awry, kirk as ever, is adament that he doesn't want to go to sickbay, Spock decides he is just going to have to take the Captains injuries into his own hands. Slash K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sparklings and Seekers by S. Phantom reviews
When a explosion caused many of the mechs to turn into sparklings, help comes in a somewhat surprising form.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,692 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009
Transfer Orders by Leraiv Snape reviews
Halfway through the five-year-mission, Spock and Kirk come to a startling conclusion when Starfleet Command orders Spock to transfer off the Enterprise. Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Imperatif Biologique Oblige by dark kitsune reviews
Jazz/Mirage mech!slug slash. G1 and veeeery AU. See inside for full details. During a routine patrol, Jazz and Mirage have a run in with the Decepticons and are turned into something rather...sticky. Complete and utter crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Touch of Darkness, Embrace of Light by Rannaty reviews
AU, Tendershipping. Mage's power can be considered as the opposite of that of the warlock's but the advanced state of magic, whether it is white or black, holds many similar aspects.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,303 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Search for the Missing Nipple by x-EmilyTennant-x reviews
The Doctor's new companion is quite worried when the Doctor's nipple goes missing. They must face challenges and many experiences before they can find the Doctor's nipple! R&R now complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Star Stories by toestastegood reviews
Owen should've known better than to make the bet that he had the best celebrity story. [JackxIanto]
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Complete
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Promise reviews
Chromedome returns home after a long day to find Rewind waiting for him with a gift. Pre-MTMTE, slight spoilers for MTMTE #12 within. Read at your own risk! Fluffy with a dash of sexy.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Chromedome, Rewind - Complete
Two Weeks Ago reviews
Shrapnel was always a little neurotic, but something about Thundercracker seems to have shot him through a roof. Shattered Glass G1, dedicated to my girlfriend, mostly flufftastic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Thundercracker, Shrapnel - Complete
Berth Restraints reviews
For buggy-love. Ratchet decides Blaster needs to pay a little before he can get repairs. Shattered Glass G1verse, dubcon, kink.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ratchet, Blaster - Complete
Steel and CorpseLight reviews
"Then let me tell you a story, tiny creature. There were once four Hobbits..." The Witch-King tells Frodo a story. Dubcon, slash, gore
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Frodo B., Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Lovebugs reviews
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
101 Ways to Ruin Your Dignity reviews
Or: Why You Should've Just Made a Sandwich. Boredom is not a pleasant situation, and the Storm Hawks decide to beat it by paying a visit to Terra Cyclonia.
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2008
Point and Match reviews
A collection of oneshots involving the Doctor, everyone else, and a few children's games. Rating changes per chapter. Slightly AU, multiple pairings
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Phobia reviews
Jack wants to know what the Doctor is afraid of. JackDoctor slash oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete