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Hello there! I am Cecilia
I have an irrational obsession for Tetris,
and Tic tacs...
I love Twilight!
I love Jasper!(though not as much as Edward)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
I love the Bunny...
Mrs. Bumble was married to Mr.fly, who often brought her chicken pie.
Mrs. Centipede was married to Mr. catipillar who often brought her smoothies.
Mrs. Bumble bee said to Mrs. Centipede, "my chicken pie is good,"
Mrs. Centipede resonded with "and my smoothie is yummy yum yum,"
Mrs. Bumble bee suddenly stopped and yelped with joy "Mrs. Centipede, why don't we share my chicken pie and your smoothie?"
The two insects ate happily, sometimes they would groan "oh, this is so good!"
Meanwhile as the two lady insects ate, they were unaware of Mr.Fly and Mr. Catipillar were in bed together doing things that should only be shared between a married couple.
Mrs. Bumble bee and Mrs. Centipede had found there husbands like this after their meal of Chicken pie and Smoothies.
"oh god!" cried Mrs. Bumble bee "I demand a divorce Mr. Fly!" Mrs. Centipede was however had more rational thoughts.
"I'm going to kill him," she merely said.
"oh forget my idea! I like yours way better!" Mrs. Bumble bee nodded her head in agreement.
They later smothered Mr. Fly and Mr. Catipillar in their Chicken pie and drowned them in their Smoothie.
Ms. Centipede and Ms. Bumble bee were having lunch with their usual Chicken pie and smoothie.
"Mr. Catipillar was a horrible husband any way, all he wanted was sex anyway," Ms. Centipede said as she took a sip from her smoothie.
"and Mr. Fly wasn't exactly the best looking thing out there, he was only good for Pie collecting," Ms. Bumble bee said as she took a chunk out of her Chicken Pie.
"thats why I decided to date a Butterfly now," Ms. Centipede explained "hes a model and a singer."
"ooh a model, Ms. Cemtipede you little devil, I am having a fling with dogbane beetle. He's a swimmer+ actor." Ms. Bumble bee giggled and Ms. Centipede soon joined in.
"you know what? I'm glad we killed Mr. Fly and Mr. Catipillar," Ms. Bumble bee announced.
"I am too," Ms. Centipede agreed.
Car-lizzle is the shizzle...
thats pretty much it.