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The Beginnings of a Death Eater by notwolf reviews
A young Lucius Malfoy must make a life altering decision for the woman he loves. Some Death Eaters aren't born, they're made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,862 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Lucius M., Abraxas M., Narcissa M., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by thegoldentouch reviews
When a politically charged Magical world in turmoil suddenly becomes his problem, Kaiba finds that not all fairy-tales are just stories and sometimes, in the absence of a hero, even a reluctant Anti-Hero will do. YGOHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 269,685 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/11/2004 - S. Kaiba
Just Another Day in Orochimaru's Lair by Padfoot is the Bomb reviews
A little insight into the private life of Orochimaru during his 3-year training period with Sasuke. If you want to know about Itachi's other, less known job and the usefulness of two-way mirrors, read on! Funny little one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Greatly Retarded Parody by D unknown reviews
Just what the title says.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Hates Gilderoy Lockhart? by Spidey meets Wizard-Theif reviews
DISCONTINUED BUT UP FOR ADOPTION Fred, George, and someone else pull pranks on Lockhart and see that the results are not what you would think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,012 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 10/24/2006 - George W., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Toy Soldier by Ada Kensington reviews
During the Great Shinobi War, an eleven year old genin from Amegakure meets the eleven year old Orochimaru in battle. Warning: possibly quite disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Trust Issues by AngeloftheOdd reviews
Orochimaru has some problems trusting his loyal medic and his attempt to figure him out will lead to some interesting results... OroKabu/KabuOro. Yes it's yaoi and it's a bit fluffy and lemon-y.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,443 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Broken by lovesrainscent reviews
Kabuto reminisces on his life with Orochimaru as he cleans out…the closet. Plot bunny supplied by IbikiTeishi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Rise by Ada Kensington reviews
Orochimaru, Sasuke, and a dream.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Breaking Point by AngeloftheOdd reviews
Ever wondered what caused Sasuke to become so cold and repressed while in the Sound Village? It might have been more than just the curse mark... Total crack fic because hey I needed a laugh.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Snake Skin by AngeloftheOdd reviews
Kabuto mourns the loss of Orochimaru. **warning** big honking spoilers for the manga ahead. OroKabu, since it is me writing this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Ambiguity of Love by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto has a purely physical relationship with his master. There's no emotional attachment. He can't afford it. OroKabu/Heavy Yaoi Content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,000 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
You Can Call Me Tommy by Bowles reviews
You know something's amiss when Voldemort's on a mission to right his wrongs and save the universe for all that it's worth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,145 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Voldemort, Harry P.
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Not So Secret Shrine in Kabuto's Closet by Qryste reviews
Total crackfic. Title says it all. Don't read if squeamish. Contains some probable OOC-ness. Involves Kabuto, Pedo-chan, and Mr. Emo himself. Story from Kabuto's sort-of POV. Rating due to some not so pleasant indications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Drabble Therapy by teen freak reviews
Collection of drabbles. Zutara, everything from fluffy, to angsty, to making fun of Zuko for the hell of it!TF
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Zuko, Katara
Harry's Middle Earth by GinnyWazlibRocks reviews
Lord of the Ring, Harry Potter humor style. The two worlds are combined to make an outcome that one would never expect. Short, not very far into the actual LOTR plot, oneshot. Minor adult references, and thus rated T for safety. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
10 Things: Harry Potter Style by a little erratic reviews
Series of lists of 10 Things. Such as 10 Things you Shouldn't Say to Voldemort, 10 things that would instantly let people know that you read waaay too much Harry Potter, 10 Devastatingly Overused Plotlines, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Praise by Cupe reviews
They say to never judge a book by its cover, but my master is everything on the outside that he is on the inside. Implied Oro/Kabu and Oro/Sasu. Rated for implications.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
A Mind's Perfection by Aira Slytherin reviews
She was a legend in-the-making - he had already built his own. But through trials and fascination they'd discover the true beauty of a mind's perfection...together.Oneshot,crack pairing - Ino/Oro but don't be alarmed! First Naruto fic,so reviews're love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Ino Y., Orochimaru - Complete
three lifetimes of truths, both told and untold by indelible reviews
The difference between then and now, and the things that stayed the same. Sannin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Twentyone Legends by Cornuthaum reviews
The thin line between fact and fiction blurs for those who have made their life and name into legends. Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade and their little secrets.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
Who's the Seeker? by jessiej1993 reviews
This is parody remake of the original comedy routine 'Who's on First' but this version is for Quidditch. It involves Harry and Draco and a little bit of Hermoine. Let the confusion begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under the Snake's Skin by ckret2 reviews
Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S.
Gay and Dead in King's Cross by Persepolis130 reviews
Harry and Dumbledore discuss gayness in Kings Cross, aka: The Gaying of DH Chapter 35. Implied grindeldore, harrydraco. Done with much love for the LJ comingout crack challenge prompt 34. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
May Angels Lead You In by Caleigho reviews
It has been two years since Tea's death. Joey remembers her with a pink rose, and Yami offers a strange comfort.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yami Yūgi
Time After Time by Kisara Strife reviews
Seto X Kisara for modern days, it's a worked out plot, so the full summary is inside. Thanks for the great, great support ppls, sequel posted. Again, you've been the best readers I could hope for, and it means so much ppls! Kas,XxxxX !COMPLETE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,870 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kisara, S. Kaiba - Complete
Dead Gods by Caleigho reviews
Yami ponders religion in the modern world
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
My Crazy Deadline by Astarael's Get reviews
What's this? Mokuba's been kidnapped again, Seto's wallet has been stolen and the rest of the cast will soon be involved one way or another? An unrelated title? And what's that? THE SHADOW REALM?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Hugs, Not Drugs: A Tribute to Albus Dumbledore by sunny tuesday reviews
My first Harry Potter spoof on Dumbledore's solution for defeating Voldemort. [oneshot] A tribute to Albus Dumbledore the best fictional character to ever not exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Family Therapy by Vicki1 reviews
The Sohma family psychiatrist must deal with tackling the cursed family's problems...SPOILERS for those who have not read all of the manga!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,295 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Akito S. - Complete
Quadrangle by GoddessofSnark reviews
Snape loves Who? And they love What? What loves THAT? That loves Snape? What's the world coming to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Sybill T., Albus D. - Complete
What Ceiling? by EtincelleD'OR reviews
Spin off of 'A Charter Mage Scorned': What happens when the Priests and Pharaoh Atem decide to play a trick on Isis? What happens when it involves Robin Hood and his merry Wood Nymphs, a deranged arachnophobic cat and the palace ceiling? ...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Set, Isis/Aishisu - Complete
Constriction by vts reviews
Even if he is crushed slowly and swallowed whole, he wouldn't wish for anything else. This is all that Kimimaro's ever wanted. [OroKimi]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kimimaro K., Orochimaru - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
HOLY RA! by silver-dagger-113 reviews
The tale of a Pharaoh, a Priest, and a Psychotic Tomb Robber. All left to rot in the hot Egyptian sun! Ok, so that's not all that happens, but as always, madness abounds! ShounenAi Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Yami Yūgi, Set - Complete