Chuckney
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-23-07, id: 1404993, Profile Updated: 01-23-11
Author has written 7 stories for Robin Hood BBC, and Star Trek: 2009.

MicroBio:

Hi, my name's Bez. I'm a student, a girl, and I live in England.

My pet hates are incorrect grammar, spelling and especially apostrophe misuse.

My pet loves are unsual words like effervescent and caliginous and just plain good writing.

Note: this account is pretty much defunct. My newer and future fic can be found under my LJ of the same name.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Good Ship Name of Ship by Daystar Searcher reviews
Captain Daystar Searcher and her intrepid crew of fictional characters travel throughout the FanficVerse, saving well-written characters in bad stories, harvesting adverbs, getting hijacked by Mary Sues, thwarting wrongheaded pairings, etc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The First Time by Miss Cordy reviews
A look at some of the firsts in Tina and Artie's friendship/relationship. Starts out pre-series and is AU as of "Wheels". Artie/Tina, hints of pre-series Artie/Quinn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,365 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Artie A., Tina C. - Complete
Rollercoaster by Mistress Scribbles reviews
Fate conspired differently. Death passed Tasha by. Given the time to evolve, a relationship she'd dismissed as a one night stand became the most complicated love affair she'd know. Series of stories spanning the show & movies. D&Y, lots of sexual tension.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 198,016 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Data, N. Yar - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Invader of my Castle by Gunther Lovers reviews
Mulan decided to lose her verginity to Shang. How will they cope? rated M.
Mulan - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2009
Maturity by Psychodahlia reviews
...is over rated. The fourth and final chapter of the trilogy. The Enterprise returns to semi-normal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
Twitards Invade the Enterprise by suburbantimewaster reviews
The Enterprise is invaded by fangirls who believe Data is Edward Cullen. However, Data has an opinion on the series that these fangirls would never agree with.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Data - Complete
Harry Potter and The Random Slash Pairings of Doom by janya.wrote.nightrose reviews
A crack!fic crossover. Twilight and Harry Potter mix, with disastrous and hopefully hilarious homosexual results. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
In Which JeanLuc Goes Bananas by StatlerWaldorf reviews
Wesley bakes, Data refuses to put on clothing, and potatoes fly in tonight's adventure! If you take it seriously, then that's just silly of you. Relax, breathe... watch out for Lwaxana!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - J. Picard, Lwaxana T. - Complete
Curtain by neotantrika reviews
A new shower curtain allows Ned and Chuck to touch--almost.
Pushing Daisies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Last Humans by MercuryinRetrograde reviews
Rimmer as Ace comes back to Red Dwarf trailing a whole lot o' bad. Red Dwarf ends up in the midst of a interdimensional, transgalactic war between..er..that's classified. Please read the chapter headings, there are warnings for offensive content.Slash.Het
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Hope Against Hope by reflect.clouds reviews
Set after season 2 episode 3. Marian's cousin is paying a visit to assist her father, bringing along a maid who is more than she appears to be. RobinMarian, GuyOC, AllanDjaq, WillOC.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,784 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 10/22/2007
You Know What We Need? A Harmonica by Mistress Scribbles reviews
There comes a time in every man's life when the only thing to do is to lie on the floor in the dark - listening to The Blues and discussing life, death, women and cats over a bottle of Bourbon. D & G friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Panes of Glass by Trixter82 reviews
It is a cruel world with little chance for redemption that AllanaDale finds himself in, and when love strikes the world spirals out of control for both of them. An AllanDjaq story post ep 205. Pairings: AllanDjaq, RobinMarian, onesided WillDjaq
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,663 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
The Lute Maker's Daughter by Dyscord reviews
Strangers are rare in Locksley, and musicians rarer still. So when a brazen woman strode into town, she attracted more attention than she bargained for...
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Package by RixxiSpooks reviews
Women are lepers. The Sheriff turns up in the middle of the night with a package for Gisborne but this isn't the usual gift. It's small, boisterous and four years old.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,161 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007
Unpolished Duels by Trixter82 reviews
RM smuff. Robin, Marian, Sword Practice in a barn tirning rather fiesty. My first ever attempt on anything Mrated... :
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
If you give a mouse a cookie by Kuro Guardian reviews
Data could have gone a long time without ever finding this out, in fact he could have gone forever.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Data, W. Riker - Complete
I Just Came for the Fish by mercurybard reviews
Mahandra is a bit disturbed by Aaron's redecorating. AaronMahandra
Wonderfalls - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Don't Dream It's Over by MidnightBlue88 reviews
AndyBrian slash. When Andy comes home from college for winter break, Brian finds that a lot can change in 3 months. He has doubts about where they really stand, even as his own feelings grow beyond his control. [Sequel to 'When You Call My Name']
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 10/15/2006
Desiree by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
Rather to his surprise, the captain is in love. Alternate Universe and Original Character, but not a Mary Sue, I swear!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - J. Picard - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

I Just Telepathically Did The Entire Crew? reviews
Kirk has important information that needs to be briefed to his senior crew and convinces Spock to do it via projected mindmeld. Something goes wrong and images of Kirk in sexual situations are projected: extreme awkwardness ensues, but not on Kirk's part.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Confectionery reviews
Kirk/Spock, established relatioship. The pair are exploring various domestic tropes in search of domestic bliss, and decide to bake a cake together. However, Jim's terribly cooking skills mean they meet a sticky end. With icing, that is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Afternoon Tea In Heaven reviews
Amanda laughed. “Our sons have funny ways of showing their affection.” “No,” replied George fondly, “they’re just men.” A mother and father share tea in the afterlife, discussing their children and their children's lovers. Spock/Uhura, Kirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Amanda G., George K. - Complete
We Can Has Victory reviews
In a universe in which Standard has replaced with the language of lolcatz, the Enterprise comes under attack from Klingons - over 9000, to be precise. A good ground knowledge of Internet memes is useful for reading!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
H20 reviews
It’s one of the things Scotty had insisted on: that he be given quarters with a proper old-fashioned H20 shower, “and not any o’ that sonic crap.” " Scotty and Chekov take a shower together, established relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
More Than Just A Name reviews
Scarlet. The silken petals laughed and shook in his hands. He laid them down.As the Fool writes a message and prepares to put on a show for a village, words are called to his mind and each brings their own reflection. [spoilers 2.09][oneshot]
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Beyond The Sun reviews
on hiatus Rose's life is nothing more than a bitter, empty disappointment. But a strange discovery in Sherwood Forest turns her entire world inside out. Can a group of outlaws from the 12th century teach a girl from the 20th how to live again? WillxOC
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Will S.