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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

theres Not much to say. Im live in a small town that many people don't know about. I have totaly awsum friends with great stories (listed at end of profile). I love Harry potter and Twilight!! I have a cat named Little One with no tail and a very unsocialble cat named Sweetie and a fiesty brat called Blonde. Well, Here is something I got from a friend. Hope you find it as great as I do.

You have enimes? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

There is never anger, there is only frustration and confusion mixed with misunderstanding.

A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is twelve inches. Still think you're a man?

I only know how to do things three ways. I know how to do it the RIGHT way. I know how to do them the WRONG way, and I know how to do them MY way, which is the WRONG way only faster.

Okay, so I'm INsane in a SANE sort of way?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I was not cheating! I was simply gazing at the answers.-Me

If at first, you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first, you do succeed, try not to look too surprised.

What does not kill you, will most likely try again.

"Brilliant! Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task, and as usual, you have come to the wrong conclusion."

I'm not anxious, I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny.
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People have been punished and abandoned for being gay.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.(Im not really the girl/guy/person talking)

Post this in your profile if you believe Homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you think that betas are under-appreciated, then copy/paste this into your profile.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I’m not God!

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

My Reality Check bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

4 million memories, 3 thousand inside jokes, 2 hundred secrets, 1 reason best friends.

we fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. but we're teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

right now i'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. i think i've forgotten this before.

i, krisina, do solemnly swear to review all the fictions I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. i have joined the review revolution.

if i told you how much i love you, i would have no secrets. without secrets, it could just be you and me...//

You know it's gonna be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.

2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.

4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.

9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.

10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

What's the last book you read/are reading? – Speak

What's on your T.V right now? –A Blank screan

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? –My mom. I told her the 10 ways to be stupid.

Where are you? –Home

Look up. Now look back. What do you see? – My couch and pillow

What's the last thing you ate/drank? – Water

what's your personality like? –spunky?

Who do you have a crush on? –a fictional character who’s name you’ll never know

What was the last thing you thought? – why are my cats acting crazy?

You have a million dollars. What do you do? – put ¼ in a savings account. Pay bills with another ¼. Donate ¼ to church. Donate ¼ to charity.

Grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My computer mouse =)

Say George Bush, what do you think of???- God I hate him.

What are you eating/drinking right now? – my own spit…

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? nothing

2. Fine a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? remember

3. What can you hear right now? my sister’s music

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. Me and my mom:

Me: hey ma what ya doing?

Mom: going where?

Me: no what you doing?

Mom: you mean sitting here right now?

Me: yea

Mom: cutting my toe nails. Why is there a problem with that?

Me: uh no not at all snicker

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? My date with the President’s daughter

6. Type your name with your elbow. Pr porincess (no I did not cheat! 1 letter off )

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? A box with my moms papers in it… Boring

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? Um idk haven’t read them yet. Ask me that later

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I misspelled 39 words and got a headache

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? Otmsapoii (any idea what it means?? =)

15 Minutes early is on time

on time is 15 minutes late

15 minutes late is an embarrasment.

Please read: Fictional characters are the best. Real boys suck. The fact that they're real is a flaw in itself. Deep huh?

Favorite Pair ups:

Hermione/ Draco (So cute but impossible)

Harry/Ginny (duh!)

Hermione/ Ron (Possible and cute couple)

Hermione/ George OR Fred (If you think both you are sick)

Hermione/ Percy (Rule lovers!)

Hermione/ Bill

Lilly/ James (obvious)

Nevile/Luna (accident pron boy and extrodenary interesting girl)

Tonks/ Lupin

Edward/ Bella

Rosalia/ Emmet

Alice/ Jasper

Carlisle/ Esme

Hate Pair ups:

Harry and hermione (it is just not right!)

Jacob and Belle (jacob has pissed me off to much)

I forgot to mention: I am a horrendous speller but a good drawer. I am usually always hungry but am not once in a blue moon. I shout out to all of my friends reading this to please explain to me why our school sucks! Read not only my stories but all the ones my friends write.

My friends are Treehugger1427 and tootsieXpopXdiscovery, ultrabooklover888, Cottonpaw and Massie! They all have great stories and send your reviews. Have a wonderful life. yes corny but true.

A/N Tree hugger1427 is writing a fabulous story called 'The Unwanted' It is really good!! Please read it and review it.

tootsieXpopXdiscovery has a great drabble series call 'Run' it is really good and she is a great writer. I would aprishiate it if you read their storys.

My friend Massie writes wonderful stories but can't get on the computer often. Read her stories please and maybe she can get on more!!

Cottonpaw and ultrabooklover888 also write incredible stories and deserve more readers/reviewers!!

Please read my friends stories. Glad you are at least reading my extremly long profile and if you read any good books lately please tell me! i'd love to read them!=)

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Diary Confessions by thedreamz reviews
Hermione receives a diary. When she starts writing in it, she finds that it sends all her words to another diary, and vice versa. Someone is on the other side that goes to Hogwarts and they begin sharing their secrets with one another. DMHG. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,690 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Carriage Ride by blue sapphire lady reviews
The Golden Trio is forced to take a painfully long carriage ride with none other than a grumpy Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for the clueless Hermione, Malfoy's plan to flirt with the witch to get "her bodyguards" all angry gets a little bit out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by dracomione12 reviews
Blaise dared Draco to be Hermione's boyfriend for 1 year. PLEASE R&R. DMHG. first fanfic. EVER.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2640 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Hangman by qwertybob reviews
History of Magic leads to boredom, which leads to passing notes, which leads to Hangman, which leads to... [ONESHOTCOLLECTION. READ&REVIEW. XD]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Run by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
A collection of unrelated Dramione drabbles. A cute mix of angsty romance and humor romance! Named after the first chap! R&R Chap. 26 up! Special Christmas and Easter chapter! A New Year's Eve chap too! PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts PreSchool by From Spark to Flame reviews
/“The name Hogwarts do not sound per-pret-presi-honored. It sound like a yucky flu that makes your hair fall out.” Draco’s response sent both his parents into fits of laughter."/ Draco and the other characters are in preschool! AU DMHG, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,652 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Caught Red Handed by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry goes into Malfoy Mansion on a dare. Sadly for him, Lady Luck seems to have dumped him and everything goes incredibly wrong...or is that right? Either way he ends up facing his rival in the worst and most embarrassing way! Oneshot, DMHP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Replaced By a Note by Lightkit reviews
Tohru has disappeared, kidnapped in the night! A note has been left with a riddle. Yuki and Kyo must work together and find her. Before it's too late! Random guy rulez! Ch. 12 up! :
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Kyo S., Yuki S.
Is it love? by NickiTheWriter reviews
Hermione Granger isn't the girl people make her out to be: smart,happy,content. Draco Malfoy is exactly what people expect from him: selfish,sexy,and filthy rich What happens when they're stuck doing a project together, and they contradict everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,676 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Draco M.
Shuffle by Historybuff1536 reviews
I put my iPod on shuffle, listened to the first song, and wrote a story that was inspired by the lyrics. H/G one shots, that take place through out their whole lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Series of Strange And Hilarious Events by luvlylinz reviews
The world seemed to freeze and I stifled a sigh. He smelled so good! EW! Wait, Malfoy smells good? No way. I checked again, subtly, of course. Although one can only be so subtle when on another’s chest…' READ AND REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,212 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Being Happy by Treehugger1427 reviews
Harry and Ginny have been together for a year now. They snog just like any other couple does,at the dismay of her brothers. The twins have decided to do something about it and get Ginny pissed in the process. Ginny decides to fight back. GinnyPOV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Daily Anthem by Cottonpaw reviews
Lily Potter is about to start her forth year at Hogwarts, when she recieves a birthday gift that will change her life. Second Generation LP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Princess in Disguise by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
What... err... disguise will I actually wear, sir?" she asked. "Ah, good question," Dumbledore said with a smile. "With the usage of this necklace, it would simply transform you into a young man." "A man!" she shrieked... Dramione fanfiction! r and r. :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 110,835 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Making Up Is Hard To Do by Feigningintrest reviews
The rumors of what Scorpius does on prefect patrols has Rose unable to forgive him. He needs to find a way to show her the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Father's And son by Pheonix-Imagination reviews
Harry brew's a perternity test and find out her has three father's, Lucius, Sverus and tom, who do they all react to the news that there all related. crzy and insane piece i wrote whille ill yet highly amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
11 Things by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Before her life ends, Hermione Granger wanted to do eleven things… Dramione! FINALLY COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,570 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Noticed by eryv reviews
So much the same, yet so different. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasukekun by eryv reviews
Sasuke-kun..." just ignore it Sasuke, just ignore it..."Sasuke-kun?" ARGH! Why won't she stop the act? 'Sasuke soon does. Oneshot SasuSaku, Rated T for infrequent language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Summer of Definate Insanity by ohxemxgee reviews
FINISHED! Dramione. Hermione and Draco are forced to spend the whole summer together. Full summary inside. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,673 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pick Up Line or Not by From Spark to Flame reviews
/"'Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind,' Draco murmered to Hermione as he sat down. 'No, I wish I did though so I could erase that awful pick-up line from my memory.'"/ Poor Draco. None of his pick up lines work. Or do they? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Misconceptions by Enigma Ladies reviews
Hermione takes a vacation to a muggle resort, Castle Rock, which was suggested to her by Dumbledore. Unbeknownst to her, Draco has also gone to Castle Rock, in need of time to ponder his life and the choices he must soon make.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marauders' Chat Room: Enter at Your Own Risk by Cottonpaw reviews
REMUS JOHN LUPIN' 'ooo she used the middle name' 'Aww crap...' Silly senarios involving our favorite Marauders. RL/JP/SB/LP/NT/FW friendship. Set in the afterlife
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
I Thought I Lost You by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
D/hr. Hermione tries to make up with Draco after a fight. Light-hearted fic. Will run for 3 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco’s Gigantic Imperfection by From Spark to Flame reviews
Draco. He’s always been a perfect hottie with a perfect face. Yet, Hermione kept rejecting him. Unfortunately, the day that Draco finally gets to go on a date with his beloved, he discovers something terrible! Something horrifying! A zit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
CHEATING? I don't think so by granger malfoy 93 reviews
What! Hermione's cheating on her hot, sexy, husband Draco Malfoy? has she lost her mind? who could be better than the Slytherin Prince himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Studying by Historybuff1536 reviews
“Hermione woke me up at six o’clock this morning, to study the Troll war of 1425.” “What’s so bad about that?” Harry wanted to know. “The Troll war of 1425 lasted until 1582.” I told him. He blinked. “Oh yeah,it did last that long didn’t it?” -Ginny's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Surprise! by VoldemortsNipple reviews
Always lock your door. Especily if there are X rated actions going on in the other side. OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
7 Things by animegirl503 reviews
Hermione, Harry, and Ron are in their seventh and lat year at Hogwarts and Dumbledore decided to have a singing competition for the seventh years. Hermione decides to enter and wrote her own song. What's this? It's about... Draco Malfoy! Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Kick Of Love by lovagirl132 reviews
While Sakura walks with Garaa to Konoha to attend a wedding, that Garaa doesn't know about,they play a game. What could this game lead to? What does this have to do with Sakura's foot connecting to Garaa's body? GaaSaku SakuGaa SakuraxGaraa GaraaxSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Ulterior Motives by fanfictionator reviews
Hermione is awaiting a love letter, but unfortunately for her, Draco notices! Of course Malfoy decides to patronize her and eventually this letter comes while he is next to her. What will it say? Who will it be from? Read and Review! One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Thing by ThePrincessBride14 reviews
Hermione catches Draco playing with his thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Madness with iPods by FingersToKeys reviews
Seccond in the Dramione adventure's Drabble. I suggest you read my first one, Amor, The dog of love. Hermione is listening to her iPod and she doesn't hear the bane of her exsistance talking to her. Madness ensues Rated T for suggestive themes and languag
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Questions by granger malfoy 93 reviews
Hermione was facing fate worse than death. she was at a detention, with Malfoy! he don't want to help, and he keep messing her around. what more could be worse? One-shot! Its funny... I think.. hehe... just read it okay :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody, Sodding, Confusing, Adorable, Hot Malfoy! by quik-wit reviews
Have you ever met some one who makes mistakes all the time? I have. Have you ever met some one who's mistakes only make them that much cooler? I have. Dramione. AU. DISCLAIMER: I Do Not Own Harry Potter! sorry I forgot to put one inside Review you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
7 Things: Another Dramione Songfic by Amygirl228 reviews
Title kinda says it all. It's a songsic using Miley Cyrus' song 7 Things. Dramione's history and breakup. It's different from my Goodbye story. But only a lil bit. T rating cuz of language and some pictures that I painted in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Leather Pants and Blaise Don't Mix by From Spark to Flame reviews
All Draco wanted to do was stay home and make out with his wife. But then this fiasco happened. All because of a pair of leather pants. And Blaise the Idiot. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mistletoe by inuhime313 reviews
Hermione and Draco partake in a holiday tradition. Draco/Hermione and Harry/OC. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kick by From Spark to Flame reviews
Once you read it, you’ll be mad at me for about a week and I don’t want to ruin our anniversary day. So you get it now,' Hermione gave said, giggling once more." What's got Hermione giggling? And why would it get Draco mad? Based off ABCDMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
AntiHen's night by Feigningintrest reviews
Hermione's been dumped instead of proposed to. In an effort to cheer her up Ginny plans an "anti-Hen's night". But why is Malfoy, dressed as a fire-fighter? T for Teen, nothing to crazy, but still funny :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wish Lists by From Spark to Flame reviews
The Harry Potter characters have each sent their owls to Santa with their wishlists. My faithful minions and I have intercepted these lists and posted them for all to see! Enjoy! -evil laugh-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2008
Mightier Than The Sword by eryv reviews
Because sometimes, violence is the only answer. Warning: Stabbing with a quill is involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ur So Gay A Draco and Hermione Breakup Story by EphesusX reviews
Hermione and Draco were dating, but he left her for Ginny...a pureblood. A true blow to the head for Hermione, but revenge is sweet for the beautiful mudblood witch... A funny twist on a Dramoine
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco the Pureblood Dragon by From Spark to Flame reviews
My favorite christmas carol Harry-Potterized. Or should I say, Draco-Malfoyized. My favorite Christmas carol, being Roudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Draco-centric
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Can I Keep You? by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Hermione Granger, Head Girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, only have one wish for Christmas.And Draco Malfoy, Head Boy of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, granted it. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Grown Up Christmas Wish by From Spark to Flame reviews
I took a deep breath, trying to calm down the butterflies fluttering in my stomach. “I’m going to sing Grown Up Christmas Wish by Amy Grant. This is dedicated to Harry." I said, staring deep into Harry’s eyes. He sent me a defiant stare in return.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Stupid Bloody Ink Bottle by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny has had a bad day. She was late for charms, she got caught hexing some prat and she got sprayed with pumpkin juice, because Errol landed in it. Further more, she's embarrassed because Harry has just seen her, in her pink bunny rabbit pajamas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ABCDMHG by From Spark to Flame reviews
Learn the ABCs Draco and Hermione's way! Draco and Hermione attempt to write a book using quick-notes quills. An ABC book. And each of the words have something to do with their relationship. DMHG established relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
101Things Hermione Granger Wishes She'd Never Seen by quik-wit reviews
And 4 That She Could See Over and Over and Never Enjoy Any Less
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reincarnated Love by polka-dotted-coffee-cups reviews
Draco Malfoy has lost almost everything ever held dear to him, his heart is smashed and he hates life. That is, until Hermione Granger falls in love with him. His once dead heart comes back to life. I know crappy summary but please read you might like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 88,086 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
101 things Draco Malfoy wishes He'd never seen by quik-wit reviews
And 3 that thrilled him to no end! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Harry Happy by Treehugger1427 reviews
It's summer after Harry's 5th year and Harry is depressed. Ginny doesn't like to see Harry depressed. What does Ginny do to fix this? Rated T to be ! COMPLETE !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs II by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Harry and Ron continue the Logs. Crack!Fic containing borderline slash, purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, a disturbed werewolf, and the Dark Soup. Also featuring sticky beds and cuddling. On hold for the foreseeable future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,451 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Stalker by blue sapphire lady reviews
Hermione Granger is certain that Draco Malfoy is stalking her. He's at her home and work and she's sick of it. Problem is, Draco keeps saying that he isn’t. Who’s telling the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love Potion by blue sapphire lady reviews
Hermione Granger hates love potions. Why? Maybe because Draco Malfoy is suddenly deeply in love with her and wants her hand in marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Questionnaire by books4evah reviews
I have found out how little we wizards know about each other. In attempt to modify this, I, Romilda Vane, have created a godsend. The Questionnaire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 183 - Words: 113,525 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Truth or Dare by blue sapphire lady reviews
All Hermione wanted to do was finish her essay. Actually their essay. But of course Malfoy had to start a game of Truth or Dare. And of course she had to agree...D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unwanted by Treehugger1427 reviews
Hermione never wanted her life to end up like it did. She can't remember how it got that way either. A very crucial moment of her life is missing and she's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,663 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unseen Love by Pheonix-Imagination reviews
A wornly brewed potion cause hermione to lose her sight with the help of her friends new and old with she be able to lead a normal life and more importanly will she be able to see again? parings DracoxHermione PansyXharry BlazieXGinny Evil Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,680 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mayhem at The Burrow by behardcore reviews
Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,524 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ten Labors of Draco and Hermione by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
THIS STORY IS DANGEROUS. IT HAS CAUSED NUMEROUS PEOPLE TO BE KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, RECEIVE STRANGE LOOKS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS, AND GO CLINICALLY INSANE. DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, READ THIS STORY. ESPECIALLY NOT CHAPTER 19.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 93,564 - Reviews: 3827 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
God Rest the Merry Bride by Historybuff1536 reviews
Companion Piece to my story "God Rest Ye Merry Gryffindor." Ginny's thoughts right before she walks down the aisle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Simple Course of Action by smurfette39 reviews
Sequel to Happy Birthday to Me. Hermione is not a Granger. She is a pureblood that has 3 months to break a curse or risks losing her magic. Draco, Ron & Harry will help her find the key to her freedom & immortality. DM/HG. Post War. Please read HBTM 1st!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,132 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Alpha Power and the Purple Streak by massie reviews
Summers over and Massie's ready to show off the power of the purple streak to the one and only Pretty Committee. What will happen? R&R.
Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2295 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Happy Birthday To Me by smurfette39 reviews
Hermione Granger wakes up on her 17th birthday to learn her family's dark secrets. How will the past affect her future?First written story. Please R&R. Prequel to A Simple Course of Action. Please read this one first!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bella's Shower Fun by Logan Emery reviews
It's Bella's Time of the month. She takes a shower. Edward shows up. Singing songs and breaking down bathroom doors...The other chapters are short funny stories involving Harry Potter, Wands and a teddy bear. I just added a new chapter on 5/7/08 YAY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Rubik's Cube by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot Hermione challenges Draco with a Rubik's cube and that leads to two very interesting confessions. One from Draco and one from Hermione in the future. Very original. Dramione R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Smile by Karla-James reviews
DHr. Hermione is beaten by her dad but wen Hogwarts is forced to open early she is freed from her home hell only to find that the spell she uses to get rid of broken bones and bruises will not work. FINAL CHAPTER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,810 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sparkling Sunlight by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Bella reflects on how Edward amazes her, especially in the sunlight. She begins to fear the future and the ending conatains an exciting surprise. Bella's POV Oneshot R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Mommy's Portrait by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Daddy told me I shouldn't go inside one room in the Manor. It's forbidden. His reason? Well, inside, there is something very beautiful, the most beautiful thing he had seen in this world that could... make me cry. Their daughter's POV. Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The New Guy in Town by Theatre-Babyy-x reviews
When Ryan Barker arrives at Hogwarts everything changes. How do the guys react when all the girls in the school fall head over heels inlove with him and how does James feel when Ryan constantly flirts with Lily? Only one way to find out. Read & Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love Potion by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Fred and George are bored. Hermione likes someone. Love Potion. Wrong target. Sori, can't think of a good summary. Anyway, a dramione story... read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Purebloods and Bubblebaths by Enigma Ladies reviews
Another oneshot we wrote after Mudbloods and Bubblebaths. It is the same story line, only from Hermione's PoV. Very funny. Very enteraining. Bia bia. R&R please! T for language and stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mudbloods and Bubblebaths by Enigma Ladies reviews
Oneshot. Draco's PoV. Awesomeness. The first one we wrote. The next, Purebloods and Bubblebaths, will be posted a bit later, and it is from Hermione's PoV. Funny stuff in these, baby. DracoxHerione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Have You Done ? by Treehugger1427 reviews
I did something bad Hermione." Draco stated bluntly."How bad ?" Hermione questioned. Draco stayed quiet. "You're scaring me. What is it ?" Hermione nervously looked at her boyfriend. Draco makes a decision that could ruin his realationships forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Yellow Roses by lizlizlizliz reviews
For the past three years he would always give me a bouquet of yellow roses. Yellow meant friendship. We weren't even friends well not really. So what did he want? A Valentine's Day ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unspoken Messages by Onigiri Momoko reviews
/OneShot/ "Rubbish like this," you twiddle a folded parchment between your fingers, "belongs to Mudbloods like you." Your eyes captivate mine, and mine, yours. /DMHG/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
There can be Miracles by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
The war has finally erupted. And all they can do is hope that a miracle can happen. Songfic and one-shot. Dramione w/ hints of HPGW and RWLL. Read please! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pureblood Princess Diaries by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
The war had ended and new leaders were appointed, King Troy and Queen Helen Gardner.Hermione Granger, a typical 7th year student, is doing what a teenager normally does. But what if one big confession of her parents completely changed her life? Dramione..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,863 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
God Rest ye Merry Gryffindor by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny's chastity has come under question and that can mean only one thing: The Weasley brothers want to kill Harry. What's Harry going to do, with six Weasley men trying to kill him? And why does Ginny think she's doomed? This story is Ginny's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cabins by Treehugger1427 reviews
Now she knows too much James. She's going to rat us out." "Fine Sirius. We'll take her with us." James stated bluntly. He proceeded to throw Lily over his shoulder and headed for the hill. Rated T for saftey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
She is Dead by lizlizlizliz reviews
Hermione Jean Granger is dead. She died on her wedding day. Pity, is't it? ONESHOT! Read, Review & Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Making His First Move by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy together with his friends think of ways for Draco to confess his feelings for his best friend. Romance of course with slight humore. Slight only! Dramione one-shot fanfic! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Buys Life Insurance by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Harry, I regret to inform you that you are the final Horcrux of Voldemort. Do you realize what this means?” Harry slowly nodded. “Time to buy life insurance.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Love Is Nonsense by GothicPenguin367 reviews
DracoHermione, some RonHermione. Hermione is with Ron, and happy. Draco watches them. What is love? It is a myth, nonsense. Hermione tried to make him see that it is real and the consequences of this are not what she expected. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How do you put it on? by piicklex3 reviews
Ron and Harry are courious about protection themselves. This is a very funny and random story.Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Ron W.
Like a River of Copper by Kilara16 reviews
...My fingers reached out, gently wrapped themselves in a few of the curls, and let them slide through like silk. I couldn’t stop. I was drowning. I was flying... One shot. A tad of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Loose Lips and Fingertips by spadul reviews
He falls asleep with his back facing her. A drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by wishes-at-11.11 reviews
Every night, Hermione finds a gift outside her door. Who could be giving her presents? ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Our life: You and Me by lizlizlizliz reviews
A collection of 25 Draco X Hermione drabbles for the upcoming Christmas Holidays. Read, Review and Enjoy! Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,651 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Never by lizlizlizliz reviews
I never told her how much she meant to me. I never told her that every time she went away it took every fiber of my being to stop from going after her. I never told her my true feelings.SONGFIC ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candy Canes and Snow Angels by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Christmas morning leads Hermione outside where she sees an unexpected slytherin in the early morning. One experience can impact someone so much. What do Candy Canes and snow angels have to do with it? Dramione. Very good if i say so myself! R&R ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snitches, Bubbles, and Pizza by little0bird reviews
At the end of a long day, all Ginny wants is a cold drink, and a hot bath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Thief by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Ever since I married her she has been stealing my things and using them herself. But there is one thing I don't mind her keeping and I hope I never get it back. Draco's POV! ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Opposites and Ferret Draco by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
If you like random stories that have no plot, lots of OOC, everything is opposite, and it is stupidly funny then this is the story for you. If not, pull the stick out of ur butt! ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck in London by random smilie reviews
Me, Potter, a whole lot of hate on my part and sexual tension on his, and absolutely no way of getting to Hogwarts.Lily and James have missed the Hogwarts Express, and are stuck in London because the barrier has been blocked for safety. Chaos, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Magic Mistletoe by petitesorciere reviews
A Christmas OneShot. A sprig of mistletoe is charmed, with some interesting results for Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Contradictions by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
I regret to say that Draco Malfoy has decided to leave Hogwarts, Dumbledore continued. Hey Hermione, Harry nudged her. Aren't you glad Malfoy's gone? Yeah, Hermione said giving a weak smile. The truth was she knew all along that Malfoy had left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monster by Treehugger1427 reviews
Songfic. Draco is in love with Hermione. The only problem is that she doesn't love him back. What will happen when love is confessed ?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The 50 Reasons I Hate Hermione Granger by Kiska King reviews
by Draco Malfoy... I got bored, and decided to see what I could come up with. Read it, and maybe you'll like it. Complete and utter Dramione fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Loves Hermione by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco fell in love with a brunette. He says his reasons why he did fall in love. Dramione and Draco's POV. Based on a list entitled 'Why Boys Fall in Love with Girls' Please read this! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pink Unicorns From Albus Dumbledore? by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot! I bit of holiday humor. Albus Dumbledore in a muggle park full of young children during Christmas time. Who could he be mistaken for? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Number the Stars by sylphides reviews
Mostly following DH, but with a couple changes. After the Final Battle, Hermione stumbles across someone and shares some insight... Runner-up for The New Library Award's best DHr Hurt/Comfort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Chocolate Orange Ice Cream by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
DH spoilers! George needs someone to listen when he mourns a loss u should know who and Hermione wants ice cream. oddly these things mesh well together. Can Hermione catch a glimpse of the old George? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Little Secret by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
A cute little Dramione oneshot! Hermione is upset and Draco is a shoulder to cry on. Since when are you nice? Never, except now. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Loves Every Time She Cries by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco explains the reason why he love it every time his girlfriend cries. Dramione fanfiction. Read it please! :p
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Secret Relationship by lizlizlizliz reviews
“Can’t a man just enjoy his girlfriend for a few minutes?” he said halfjokingly. Brown met grey.Dramione ONESHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stupid String by Treehugger1427 reviews
COAUTHORED! ONESHOT! Hermione Granger, Tampons, skimpy bikinis, and... Severus Snape? RHr hopefully you'll laugh as much as we did! NO SMUT ! Rated mostly for language. Rated M read inside for more info
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful Girls by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Hermione's, Ginny's and Luna's boyfriends are flirts. See what they will do to stop them. DMHG, HPGW, RWLL! enjoy:P please R&R too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Says by dracomione12 reviews
“I love you.” He blurted out suddenly. “You do?” She asks, putting her book away. He nodded. “Well then, we’ll see if it’s true.” She smirks. Uh oh. Read & Review! DMHG. ON HOLD!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unexpected by Ski000Girl reviews
Draco's in love with Hermione. Voldemort is gone but Bellatrix is being a problem. Hermione has a secret that's not so secret. The Grangers have something they aren't telling Hermione. Also alot more that can't be said bc it will spoil the SUPRISE! Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snowclan by lizlizlizliz reviews
DISCONTINUED because i do not want to do it.Something is wrong with the clan, who will be able to stop it and what's coming in the forest?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2007
Hippogriff Fever by alfalfajane reviews
A nasty virus has struck the wizarding world. Both Hermione and George contract it and are put into a three month quarantine zone at the burrow. Will they be able to survive the quarantine without killing…..or kissing each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,061 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 3/31/2005 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
My Dumb Shoe by Treehugger1427 reviews
ABANDONED. Hogwarts is having a masquarade ball.Love is going to be in the air. But with who? Who is Lily's mystery guy? read to find out. Rated T to be safe.LJ Don't read if you like to flame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Things I'll Never Say by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Oneshot. RHr! I am back to writing! Songfic to Thing's I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne in Hermione's point of View. I had fun writing it! R&R! Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Through Hermoine's Eyes by Queen of the Scoubies reviews
Its Hermoine's first day as Head Girl. She's on the train and who else would be head boy? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,928 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Random Story With Currently No Name by serpentine17ice reviews
It's not always cliches, anticliches, noncliches. Sometimes during the last battle, it might not be so dramatic. It might be... spazzy. And weird. And for those who crave for these stories, here it is. Not exactly a Ron and Hermione shipper, but sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
If Only You Could Play Chess Standing Up by Franklet reviews
All Lily wants to do is finish her Charms essay, but she can't get her mind of James Potter...and why is Sirius walking towards her! LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
All Lies by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
ONESHOT! Ron and Hermione get in a fight and they go a bit overbored with what they are saying. Ron wants to appoligies and confess some feeling. See how he does and what happens. RHr R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Fingers by random smilie reviews
He's suddenly noticed that her fingers are the most beautiful he's ever seen. He will tell her that her fingers are something special, just like the rest of her. LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Childcare Providers at Death Eaters and Co by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“What on earth is a Snape? And why does it sound like a bad thing?” Snape wondered. “Snape represents a certain point in middle aged wizards when you lose all cleanliness, fun, and hair,” quipped Wormtail. OOH, SNAPE GOT PWNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Voldemort, Severus S.
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione play a dangerous game of 'what if'. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Classroom by behardcore reviews
Oneshot. Draco actually comforts Hermione, and then....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Opposites attract by granger-malfoy reviews
A new year and the head boy and girl are revealed, but passion gets involved and brings in a surprise, a love triangle begins to form, can their friendship survive? main characters:hermione,draco,ginny,harry and ron
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Draco M.
SOCKS! by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Follow Harry on this disturbing night when he finds out what Dumbledore would say and do if he was drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Get Together: The Perfect Relationships by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
Not going to complete! Will Ron and Hermione need help getting together or can they do it without Harry and Ginny's help. And how will Harry and Ginny get together? Watch as the perfect couples finnally get together! R&R! Fluff alert! HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Caught Red Handed III: In Slytherin Territory by Starflower-Gem reviews
Harry is finally back at Hogwarts, but Draco decides to make things difficult by telling people what happened. The only way Harry can keep his pride is to get the sword back. Only one little problem, it's hanging above Malfoy's bed. DMHP Slash Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People Watching by luckei1 reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6155 - Favs: 4,521 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Lord the Pharmacist by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
My name is Peter Pettigrew, and I approve this message. I hereby proclaim myself a gangsta. And there is nothing you can do about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Peter P., Lucius M.
Terrifié by Calypso in Love reviews
Hermione is abused by her uncle. She's at Hogwarts, scared as always, but someone is noticing her strange behavior... Malfoy. And as he watches her, is he slowly falling in love with a girl who's terrified of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,483 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Caught Red Handed II Boyfriend by Starflower-Gem reviews
DMHP oneshot, Draco wants his sword back, so he sneaks off to Harry's to retrieve it, and is confronted by Harry's Aunt and Uncle..he needs an excuse for trespassing, being Harry's Boyfriend might work! Slash! Sequal to Caught Red Handed (revised)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Now, I Am A Pureblood by iridescentxlove reviews
Hermione finds out she is a pureblood. How will people react to this? How will Draco Malfoy react? And what bumps in their relationship will they encounter? warning kind of cliche. HGDM. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
48 Hours by Red Bess Rackham reviews
The metal handle swung back and forth in Luna's hand and she winced. They both looked down at the door. Where the handle used to be, there were two old bolt holes and some cracked wood. "Now we're stuck up here." Answer to the 48 Hour Challenge. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
So Much More Times The Power by tootsieXpopXdiscovery reviews
After Ginny, Hermione and the Weasley family get some news Things changed, but did they really? Ginny loves Harry and finds what he thinks about her in a note. Happy ending. OneShot. THIS WAS COAUTHORED! LOOK INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Aunty Hermy Sick? by ellamalfoy8 reviews
Sequel to Stop Calling Me Malfoy. TwoShot, one and a half years after Hermione and Draco's wedding, Mione babysits Sirius and James. Then she realizes why it is that she's been feeling nauseous, and that she may be expecting. Fluffy! More sequels to come!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stop Calling Me Malfoy by ellamalfoy8 reviews
The war is over, but not everyone is safe. That includes Malfoy, who after saving Harry's life must go into hiding. Where must he hide? Hermione's house! She learns more about him and begins to ask, is he really that bad? DMHG R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,409 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Magic Allowed by Cynicism and Happiness reviews
Harry and his friends are placed in a group with Snape and Malfoy to live like Muggles in the same house for a month. They have some interesting experiences, involving a fire hydrant, a Mercedes Benz, and Muggle clothing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,067 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Avada by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot. Some things never die. Love is one of them. Warning: character suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Today by SmaryK reviews
An eventful, emotional, and very romantic day at the Burrow with Ginny, Ron, Hermione, and Harry. Post HBP. Rating for slight incest. RWGW, RWHr, and GWHP. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Ron W., Ginny W.
Attack of the Facial Flaws by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
Oneshot. A wave of acne sweeps through Hogwarts! No one can escape! What will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blaze by guilty until proven innocent reviews
Death Eaters attack Hogwarts. When three Gryffindors and a Slytherin manage to escape, problems arise quickly. When thrown together for survival, can trust and friendship blossom? And can forbidden romances flourish? DMHG [Pre HBP]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,912 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/14/2005 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Love by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
The teaching staff of Hogwarts had love polygons... And then there was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Draco M., Minerva M. - Complete
Post Its by Mrs.HarryPotter12 reviews
Luna and Neville don't usually see each other during the day, so they communicate by PostIt notes. Odd conversations to follow... REPOST
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Can Play The Game by KillerKitty3140 reviews
-- COMPLETE -- Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny; Hermione fights fire with fire; who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chicken Pox and Stargate Logs by Spastic Bookworm reviews
Hermione and the twins are stuck in a room with the chicken pox. Warning! This is a crack!fic. It contains purposely possible Americanisms, innuendo, jello, slash and suggestive rubber duckies. It should not be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Love Me Do by pencil gal reviews
Draco makes a betchallenge with Harry. And what better prize than a kiss? Especially one from Hermione...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Facade by Atiannala reviews
COMPLETE Draco finds a diary, and whats inside isn't very pleasant. now can he help the one who owns it befor it's too late? we shall find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,373 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Land by Tegan1 reviews
Professor Snape and Hermione Granger must work together when they are trapped in a dark,still world. SS/HG [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,420 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Muggle Living reviews
The Golden trio are in their 6th year of Hogwarts and for the whole year they have to live as muggles! There are tasks to complete and many twists and turns. Can they survive not only living as muggles but also living with Slytherins? Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
You reviews
Pairs of Threes and secrets are revealed. What will happen? R&R Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,776 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Unknown facts reviews
You will travel into the past then into the future of Hermione Jean Grangers life and find out secrets she wanted no one to know! : p R & R it is in fact a dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Leads to the future reviews
DMHG Love, romance, accidents and... abuse? Happy ending read to find out more R&R Caution: there is cursing in the content of this story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,542 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Only you reviews
Draco likes... Hermione likes... one poem that i wrote scattered along. something is bound to happen. ONESHOT ONLY! don't miss out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Can you handle the truth? reviews
When a dare goes wrong will it be fixed? Will true feelings be shown? Read my ONESHOT and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
One True Love reviews
Hermione is reciving letters from a person unknown. When he reveals himself will things go smooth? Or will it be a desaster? Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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