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Joined 10-23-07, id: 1405267, Profile Updated: 12-30-11
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Darkest Powers, and Pearl Harbor.

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Strangers Like Us by WolfKeeper989 reviews
Sly finds out he has a duaghter after defeating ClockLa. Later on, he learns that she needs an operation and that a mafia boss is after her. After reuniting with Carmelita during a case, he finds that they all have more in common than he thought.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,547 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Sly C., Carmelita F. - Complete
With Or Without You by believeinthegods reviews
Oceans. Loneliness. Memories. Summertime. Fairy-tales. Memories. Cameras. Music. Confessions. Missed calls. Christmas. Sugar. Tears. Sales. Blackmail. Blossom. Mistakes. Numbers. Conversations. Shopping. Parenthood. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,503 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Awakened by TheBooknerd reviews
Chloe isn't the only one with nightmares. But what would keep a teenage werewolf up at night? Takes place immediately after The Awakening.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,122 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Twisted by Fledgeling reviews
Tori has a plan to start taking down the Edison Group, but will Chloe and Derek trust her? Is the safe house really safe? Takes place after "The Awakening"
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Gut Feeling by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek/ He needed to stop her. Instinct was screaming in his head, yelling that he had to run, get to her before it was too late. “Chloe, put down the detergent.”
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Love and Life Go ON by Vampwizard reviews
Just as Lily and Wanda said at that two on two soccer game, love and life go on no matter what. Even after The Host ends, the love and lives of Ian and Wanda shall go on and blossom into a relationship. Will they be able to ignore their huge differences?
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,482 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O.
Annabeth's Spidery Skirmish by buttersideupper reviews
Oneshots about Annabeth and various spiders. Some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Annabeth C.
Battle of my Labyrinth by believeinthegods reviews
A battle of epic proportions. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,893 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/31/2007
Under the moonlight by yassp reviews
Percy starts to fall in love with Annabeth. But she still loves Luke. They make secret meeting at night and Percy finds himself constantly staring at Annabeth. Your typical Percabeth story. Read and review! Chapter 5 up! Look out the edited chapters!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
Ten Reasons by bloomingauthor7 reviews
Valentine's Day special. Extra fluffy Percabeth future fic... please read and review!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
It's About Time by absentminded.philosopher reviews
Annabeth falls in battle, and Percy is devastated. He receives a prophecy from the Oracle that will give him a chance to save his best friend. When he saves her, he realizes that there is WAY more to this quest than the Oracle predicted. R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,746 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Rewind! by ChildInMe reviews
In Lightning Thief, Percy and Annabeth are caught on video on the Tunnel of Love. Zeus has a clever idea soon after. I have no idea why I chose this title.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
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Heaven reviews
The movie, right up until Danny's death. He lives in this story, and he has to deal with the issues he's created for himself back home. He's about out of his mind, recovering from a brutal crash, and to top it off this new girl keeps pushing into his life
Pearl Harbor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,821 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Danny W.
Denial reviews
After a very rare good-night's sleep Chloe decides to follow Derek out into the woods, wondering what he's up to. Of course, she has an accident. When her hero discovers her alone out there, Chloe begins to do some thinking. Chlerek. 2 part one-shot
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
I Would Bring You The Sun reviews
Are Percy and Annabeth becoming more than just frinds? Despite Posiedon and Athena's disaproval Annabeth realizes how much she and Pecry care about each other. Percabeth oneshot! ENJOY R&R. Since i forgots A disclaimer: I do not own PJO :' id mess it u
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/26/2008
Expect the unexpected reviews
The title pretty much explains it! It says it is supposed to humorsuspense...the first chap isn't that funny, but it gets better! btw this our first fanfic, so it's kinda just a tester...but please read and reveiw! thanx! Kayla&Jessi
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2007