Author has written 11 stories for Law and Order: SVU, RENT, Gilmore Girls, and Twilight.
The names Alexis, Lexi for short.
SVU is my main obsession.
Along with Twilight(Dont judge me xD)
Major EO shipper!
Random and love to talk, read and write.
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Elliot Stabler: How long you been sleeping with Cassidy?
Olivia Benson: Uh, I'm not.
Elliot Stabler: Your stomach just dropped two floors, Olivia. The unconscious don't lie.
Olivia Benson: I'm not lying ... not much.
Elliot Stabler: Mm-hmm.
Olivia Benson: Is it that obvious?
Elliot Stabler: I'm your partner for better or worse. Look everybody knows too much about everybody else in this office anyway.
Olivia Benson: I broke a rule, Elliot. A personal one. And now he wants to see me again.
Elliot Stabler: Can you blame him?
Olivia Benson: He smells expensive.
Don Cragen: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you to smell the defendant
Elizabeth Stabler: Daddy, why does Christmas only come once a year?
Elliot Stabler: Because Santa Claus's credit cards are all maxed out
Olivia Benson: "Yeah well at least you and Kathy knew what kind of genes you'd be passing on. Mine is half drunk and the other half violent and cruel.
Elliot Stabler: "And look how great you turned out."
Fin Tutuola: Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?
John Munch: Yeah, it's reminds me of the Easter egg hunts of my youth.
Fin Tutuola: Your family's Jewish, you guys don't hide eggs.
John Munch: Exactly. All those mindless hours of searching.
(After seeing their office had been cleared out by the feds.)
John Munch: Why, Santa? Why?
Fin Tutuola: Who do we call when we’ve been raped?
Looking through a victims purse for an ID
Olivia Benson: No jewelry. I always carry at least a pair of earrings in my purse.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, like you carry a purse.
Olivia Benson: That's 'cause you carry it for me.
Elliot Stabler: Heh...
Elliot Stabler: All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing
(On Elliot flirting with Doctor Hendricks)
Olivia Benson: I know your on the rebound and everything, but if you could keep it out of work, that would be great.
Melinda Warner: (referring to Elliot) Sometimes that brooding intensity is just annoying.
Odafin Tutuola: It's different for black men. They go out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their woman, and pretend they're straight.
Benson, Cragen, and Stabler look at him
Odafin Tutuola: Don't look at me, I just know stuff.
Monique Jefferies: Are you gonna eat this?
John Munch: Suppose we say yes.
Monique Jefferies: Suppose I was just being polite.
John Munch: That would be a first.
Brian Cassidy: Go ahead, Munch doesn't eat veggies
Monique Jefferies: Really? I heard that's not the only thing John doesn't... eat.
Brian Cassidy: Ouch!
John Munch: When I was a kid, my parents told me to never eat sweets.
Capt. Donald Cragen: So, as an adult, you overcompensate?
Brian Cassidy: So I guess your parents said 'never get married either', huh?
Fin Tutuola: I told you to leave that mut in the car.
John Munch: You know how many dogs die in locked cars?
Fin Tutuola: You know how many cops shoot their partners and get off unjustifiable?
Olivia Benson: to Cragen Denise Elderidge is a fruit cake.
Elliot Stabler: interrupts them And dessert is served.
Olivia Benson: We're gonna need a translator.
Elliot Stabler: Doc, can you translate?
George Huang: What, you assume I speak Chinese?
Elliot Stabler: No, I heard you order take-out once.
Olivia Benson: I sure as hell wouldn't drive all the way to Queens just to save your ass.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, you would.
Olivia Benson: pause OK, but only because you have a wife and kids.
Elliot Stabler: Yeah.
More to come ;)