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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Final Fantasy VIII, Pokémon, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Final Fantasy IX, and Stargate: SG-1.

Hello. My name is Josh Ryu Kitsune.

Currently there are eight stories on site at the moment. Stories will also be ranked based on priority so you, the reader, can see whether a story will be updated either sooner or later. These priority statuses can be changed in the future.

High Priority - Obviously these stories will have the highest update rate and be the focus of my fanfiction writing time.
Medium Priority - These stories, while not on hiatus, will have a lower update rate and less focus on them.
Low Priority - These stories are on hiatus and will only be worked on when my focus on other stories needs a refresher Low rate of updates.

LEGEND OF THE HEAVENLY KITSUNE (Naruto/Final Fantasy VII) The Lifestream Volume follows Naruto and Gaara as they trek through the lands of Final Fantasy VII. Many things happen along the way. Unlocking a bloodline, finding love, making friends and realizing truths. Currently on Book Three. Medium Priority

SOUL OF FIRE (Naruto/Soul Calibur) This story follows Josh Ryu Kitsune (Me) as I die in my world and is sent to the world of the Elemental Countries, to find and collect the shattered shards of Soul Edge. (This story is currently in limbo. Don't expect anything new to happen for a while.) Low Priority

THROUGH THE EYES OF ONE (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky) Prequel to 'The Sacred Thirteen'. 400 years ago a Riolu washed up on a beach a few miles from Treasure Town. He has no recollection of who he is except that he's a human and his name. Kitsune. Follow his journey as he explores places unknown with his partner Kyuubi, a Vulpix, and discovers that there is more to this accident than first meets the eye. Low Priority

THE SACRED PANTHEON (Pokemon - Main Series and Movies) My adventures with Ash and friends as we travel and battle our way across each region. I mentor Ash in the art of Pokemon Battling as he gains wisdom and friends. But not all is as what it seams as the Guardian Angel organization tries it's best to stop chaos from spreading and a prophecy telling of one man uniting humans and Pokemon for good. May the Gods watch over us. Low Priority

THE NINE TAILED CELESTIAL HERO (Naruto. Minor crossover with DragonBall Z, Final Fantasy Series. Very Minor appearance with Star Wars. Medium crossover with Devil May Cry) In a brutal attack, Naruto's soul has been separated from his body. A new soul is needed to fuse with the rapidly deteriorating body before it explodes from the intense pressure that Kyuubi's youki has on the seal. I am chosen and so I become Naruto. From there it's making new friends, new enemies, finding a secret training room and becoming the new guardian of Fire Country. All the while knowing of Uchiha Mandara's Moon's Eye Plan. Medium Priority

CHAMPION OF THE GUARDIANS (Final Fantasy VIII with very minor Naruto and Dragon Ball Z for the few techniques transferred from those series.) After experiencing a very bad day, my PS2 transfers my body and mind into the world of Final Fantasy VIII. With new friends, new GFs and new outcomes, I make my mark on the world. And just to mix it up I am the first ever male Sorcerer ever. High Priority

A DIFFERENT MASTER, A DIFFERENT DESTINY (Star Wars Ep 1-3 with Clone Wars) With an unconventional master training the Chosen One, there will be new friends, new enemies, new weapons, deeper relationships and an overall brighter future. Sometimes Light and Dark are really just shades of Grey. Low Priority

THE RIPPLE EFFECT (Mass Effect 1 - 3) In a freak of multidimensional travel, my best friend and I get teleported into our bodies in the Mass Effect Universe. Without Shepard to guide us, we are now shoved into the spotlight to save the galaxy from the Reapers. Not a dark fic. Not completely happy and bubbly either. But it will be more relaxed and light than the canon. Medium Priority

FANTASY OR REALITY (Final Fantasy IX with cameo appearances from Final Fantasy I, VII, XIII-2 and FFXIV: ARR) After experiencing a very bad day, my PS2 transfers my body and mind into the world of Final Fantasy IX. There I have to gather the team to take on Brahne, Kuja and Garland. All the while trying not to be too distracted by the beautiful and gorgeous Princess. High Priority

STARGATE SG-FOX (Stargate SG-1 and Movies) One day, an Ancient from the universe of Stargate pulls me from my home world into her universe to lead the Tau'ri through the Stargate network as the leader of their most famous team. SI. OCxHaram. Warning, no Jack O'Niell in this story. Low Priority

Now to describe myself.

I am roughly 5 foot 11 inches. I have jaw length black hair. I have brown eyes. I am currently 27. My favorite food is chips, sausage and potato stew, KFC, homemade chicken and veg soup with rice noodles, medium rare steak, Pringles chips, toasted tuna or chicken sandwiches, cookies and cream icecream, fried chicken and vinegar strips, pizza, meat curry, Sausage and Egg McMuffins,

My top ten anime series are: (Results change) (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Pokemon [English Dub]
2: Naruto / Naruto Shippuden [Japanese Dub]
3: Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts [English Dub]
4: Avatar: The Last Airbender
5: Hellsing Ultimate [English Dub]
6: Spice and Wolf [English Dub]
7: Maoyuu Maou Yuusha [Japanese Dub]
8: Gingitsune [Japanese Dub]
9: One Piece [English Funimation Dub]
10: Fate/Stay Night series [English/Japanese Dub]

My top ten games/series are: (Results constantly change) (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Mass Effect series
2: Dragon Age series
3: Final Fantasy 7/8/9/10/10-2/VII:CC/VII:DoC/14:ARR/
4: Kingdom Hearts series
5: Uncharted 1/2/3
6: Pokemon (Core Games)
7: Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm series
8: Until Dawn
9: Need for Speed Series
10: Persona 4

My Top Ten Movies are: (Results constantly change) (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Summer Wars
2: Twister
3: Dante's Peak
4: The Da Vinci Code
5: Fantasia 1940
6: Tron Legacy
7: How to Train Your Dragon 1, 2
8: It's Complicated
9: Stargate
10: Dreamcatcher

My Top Ten Soundtracks are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Final Fantasy Series
2: Halo 2
3: Cowboy Bebop
4: Dynasty Warriors (All of them)
5: TRON Legacy
6: Twister
7: BlazBlue series
8: Dragon Ball Z (American Version)
9: Kingdom Hearts Series
10: Fate/Stay Series

My Top Ten Composers are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Jeremy Soule (The Elder Scrolls Series)
2: Nobuo Uematsu (Final Fantasy Series)
3: Martin O'Donnell & Michael Salvatori (Halo Series excluding 4)
4: Bruce Faulconer (American DragonBall Z)
5: Yoko Kanno (Cowboy Bebop)
6: Hans Zimmer (Gladiator, Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 3, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
7: Yoko Shimomura (Kingdom Hearts Series, Final Fantasy XV)
8: Yuki Kajiura (.hack//SIGN, Tsubasa Chronicle, Erementar Gerad, ect.)
9: Daisuke Ishiwatari (Guilty Gear/BlazBlue)
10: Joe Hisaishi (Howl's Moving Castle, Laputa: The Castle in the Sky)

My Top Ten Anime Girls are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism and limited to one girl per franchise)

1: Hinata Hyuga (Naruto)
2: Princess Vivi (One Piece)
3: Kurumu (RosarioVampire)
4: Teletha "Tessa" Testarossa (Full Metal Panic)
5: Holo (Spice and Wolf)
6: Demon King (Maoyuu Maou Yuusha)
7: Rias Gremory (High School DxD)
8: Matsu (Sekirei)
9: Minami Shimada (Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts)
10: Rin Tohsaka (Fate/Stay Night)

My Top Ten Anime Guys are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism and limited to one guy per franchise)

1: Kyuubi/Kurama (Naruto Shippuden)
2: Dante (DMC Anime)
3: Zoro (One Piece)
4: Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
5: Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist)
6: Vash (Trigun)
7: Toshiro Hitsugaya (Bleach)
8: Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)
9: Chrono (Chrono Crusade)
10: Vegeta (DragonBall Z)

My Top Ten Game Girls are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism and limited to one girl per franchise)

1: Shiva (Final Fantasy Series)
2: Tali’Zorah (Mass Effect Series)
3: Nel Zelpher (Star Ocean: Till the End of Time)
4: Coconut (Nekopara Series)
5: Aqua (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
6: Kasumi (Dead or Alive)
7: Alisa Bosconovitch (Tekken 6 and onwards)
8: Princess Rosalina (Super Mario Galaxy)
9: Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox (League of Legends)
10: Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4)

My Top Ten Game Guys are: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism and limited to one guy per franchise)

1: Vincent Valentine (Compilation of Final Fantasy VII)
2: Garrus Vakarian (Mass Effect Trilogy)
3: Male Hawke [Humerous/Charming] (Dragon Age 2)
4: Riku (Kingdom Hearts series)
5: Ryu Hayabusa (Ninja Gaiden series)
6: Sun Jian (Dynasty Warriors Series)
7: Ragna the Bloodedge (BlazBlue)
8: Yosuke Hanamura (Persona 4)

Game I'm currently playing is Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn (PS4), Fate/Stay Night

Currently waiting for to come out/to buy: Final Fantasy XV, Kingdom Hearts 3, Dynasty Warriors 9, No Man’s Sky, Tekken 7, Persona 5.

My favorite books: The Elenium and Tamuli by David Eddings, the "His Dark Materials Trilogy" by Phillip Paulman, The Chronicles of Narnia and the Jack West Jr. Trilogy by Matthew Reilly.

My favorite Naruto pairings: Naruto x Female Kyuubi, Naruto x Hinata, Naruto x Kurenai, OC (Me) x FemKyuubi (OC).

Current Anime Series watching: Naruto Shippuden, One Piece,

Current TV Show Series watching: The Newsroom, Game of Thrones S6

Top 10 favorite songs: (Order of listing does not portray favoritism)

1: Animals by Maroon 5
2: BLUE BLAZE by Faylan
3: Enamel by Sid
4: Indigo Children (JLE Dub Mix) by Puscifer
5: Brave Shine by Aimer
6: Wrecking Machine by Permaband
7: Killer Instinct Theme (2013) - 2nd Version by Mick Gordon from Killer Instinct 2013 OST
8: Bonfires by Blue Foundation
9: Alone [Airwave Remix] by Kay Stone
10: Saltwater by Chicane

Current Theme Song: Wrecking Machine by Permaband

My Harem:

1: Ahri the Nine Tailed Fox from League of Legends (S-Yin/TinyWave ver.)
2: Coconut from Nekopara
3: Holo form Spice and Wolf
4: Princess Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy
5: Elsa from Disney's Frozen

I spend my free time hanging out with my friends, playing video games, watching anime, reading and writing fan-fiction and listening to my music.

I live at Hobart in Tasmania, Australia.

Places I want to visit: Japan, USA, most places in Europe, New Zealand, China.

Media Tagged for possible FanFiction Stories in the Works: Prince of Tennis, Stargate AR, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Bleach, Rosario Vampire, Kingdom Hearts, OC, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, The Chronicles of Narnia, Dynasty Warriors, Stargate SG-1 x Mass Effect x Star Wars x Halo, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Highschool of the Dead, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Kanokon

Past Usernames used on this site: Josh Strife, White Kyuubi

My World and Character Name in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn: World: Tonberry / Characters: Kitsune Stormweaver, Celesta Stormweaver

My favorite quotes are:

"The First Casualty of War is the Truth." - Slogan for R.U.S.E.

"If you want to know the truth, then you must have the courage to accept it." - Krim from .hack//SIGN

"Who we are is but a Stepping Stone to what we can Become." - Slogan from Deus EX: Human Revolution

"You don't really learn how to swear until you learn to drive." - Back of a car

"How is it one careless match can start a bushfire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?" - Unknown

"True Love Isn't Meant To Be Eternal, But Infinite While It Lasts" - Josh Ryu Kitsune (Me, if you didn't notice)

"Growing Old is Inevitable, Growing Up is Optional." - Unknown

"Darkness cannot be Destroyed. It can only be Channeled." - Master Xehanort from Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.” - Anonymous

"When you're thirsty and it seems that you could drink the entire ocean -- that's faith; when you start to drink and only finish a glass or two -- that's science." - Anton Chekhov

“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love any longer. They don't teach you how to know what's going on in someone's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.” - Neil Gaiman

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you I had no control over." - Neil Gaiman

"There are men who struggle against destiny, and yet achieve only an early grave. There are men who fear destiny, only to have it swallow them whole. And then there are men who embrace destiny and do not show their fear. These are the ones who change the world forever." - Narrator from Dragon Age 2

"Success is not final, Failure is not fatal. It's the courage to continue that counts." - quoted from Churchill by General Landery - Stargate Atlantis

Personal FanFiction Definition: "FanFiction stories are written 'What-If' scenarios about your favorite audio/visual/written entertainment medium."

"Sometimes to lose balance for love, is part of living a balanced life." - Ketut, Balinese Shaman from Eat Pray Love

"Build Courage, when Courage seems to fail. Regain Faith, when there seems to be little cause for Faith. Create Hope, when Hope becomes forlorn." - Civilization 5

“We don’t know how far the ripples of our decisions go. You kill one, and maybe, save a thousand.”The Fraternity Code recited by Fox – Wanted

“You’re not here to make the choice; you’ve already made it. Now you have to understand why you made it.” – The Oracle – Matrix

“A wise king never looks for a fight but he should always prepared for one.” – Odin – Thor

“Good chess players think five moves ahead.”
“Great chess players think one move ahead. But it’s always the right move.”Martin and Cal Lightman – Lie to Me S02E11

“Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up.” – Written on a Wall Somewhere in the USA

“Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today but the core of science fiction, its essence, has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all.” - Isaac Asimov

“We all pay for sex, one way or another. At least hookers are honest about the price.” – Cal Lightman – Lie to Me

“Ethics. They're always so inconvenient.” – Cal Lightman – Lie to Me

“I’ll have to get clearance first.”
“We scoff at words like that around here, don’t we Ben?”
“No we laugh our asses off.” – Cal Lightman, Ben Reynolds and Agent Williams – Lie to Me

“Well, you know what they say. When life gives you lemons-”
“Chuck em at people. That’s what I do anyway.” – Art Thief and Cal Lightman – Lie to Me

“They told us we had no chance. That we were fools to even try. But I’m a mercenary. I don’t judge your ambitions. I only judge what you can afford. Pay my price and I’ll strike down the heavens.”Unnamed Mercenary – DUST 514 E3 2011 Announcement Trailer

“A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.” - Kipling, Rudyard

“Men are idiots for getting jealous and women are idiots for getting happy about it.” – Holo – Spice and Wolf

“Truth or happiness. Never both.”Cal Lightman – Lie to Me

“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” - Steve Tyler – Top Gear S20E05

“Borders? This is Tuchanka. Our borders are only measured by the range of our guns.” – Chief Scout of Clan Udnot – Mass Effect 2

“When you adhere to something that is enormous, the more massive it is, the more you lose sight of what’s around you.” - Jin Kisaragi – BlazBlue Alter Memory

“Nothing is True. Everything is Permitted. To say that nothing is true, is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.” – Ezio Auditore da Firenze – Assassins Creed: Revelations

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character give him power.” – Abraham Lincoln

"Men cry not for themselves, but for their comrades." - Unknown

“Justice must sometimes be tempered with mercy, otherwise it is little more than revenge.” – Sword from Dust: An Elysian Tail

"We Authors are powerful beings indeed. We can manipulate space and time. We can create life and also take it away on a whim. We can forge powerful armor and weapons made for deities. The Laws of Physics are ours to manipulate. We can bring whole universes into being. Inter-dimensional travel is as simple as breathing. Even immortality is within easy grasp for us. We are Gods and Goddesses of our created worlds." - Josh Ryu Kitsune (aka Commander Kitsune)

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Smusher6’s Favourite Character Questionnaire!


1: Dawn FemKyuubi (My Version) – The ultimate lover/girlfriend for me. Crimson hair, ruby red eyes, a goddess of a body, foxy personality while retaining a strong, gentle and loving streak. And she’s a vixen. Foxes and Vixens are top of the line in awesome!

2: Dante (Silver haired version from the DMC games) – Awesome sword. Cool guns. Sweet hair. Nice buddy to hang around with. And he loves pizza. I pay for the pizza. And when he gets back from a job, I fix him a strawberry Sunday for when he gets back before we chill while talking about his last mission.

3: Hinata Hyuga (Naruto/Shippuden) – Shy and unsure of herself, a little belief from others goes a long way to making her a kind and gentle, but fierce defender of the people she cares about. And with that body of hers… *big dreamy grin*

4: Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) – He’s my brother in all but blood. While him hunting the Avatar while I’m traveling with the Avatar is unfortunate, I never stopped believing in that he would join us to take down Ozai and Azula. I support him.

5: Vegeta (DragonBall Z) – A badass and an awesome one-liner generator, if we were going to take over the universe and become immortal, I would do it with him. And laugh when instead we end up turning into one of the good guys. I’d stick by him through thick and thin.

6: Zoro (One Piece) – Awesome sparring partner and friend. He’s my anchor to sanity when nearby a certain pre-pirate king. And I’m his compass.

7: Tali (Mass Effect) – The mystery of wondering what she looks like under the mask while also being a quirky but wonderful gal to hang around with, she’s a great friend and a valuable ally in the battle against the Reapers.

8: Cynthia (Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and so on) – A busty beautiful blonde and a powerful trainer, Cynthia is a wonderful gal to hang around with. One learns so much around her. While looking like royalty, she never speaks down, condescending or is arrogant of what she knows.

9: Holo (Spice and Wolf) – A wolf girl at her finest. She has a charming personality and a sharp wit to go with it. Cunning, smart, quick learner. These all describe her. But her fear of loneliness makes me want to hold her close and stay by her side forever. I will never leave you alone.

10: Vincent Valentine (FFVII) – Awesome guns. Cool hair. Nice buddy to have around. Great guy to tag team with. And I don’t care that he can turn into different monsters. He’s still awesome to be around. Though not much of a conversationalist.

Then ask the following questions:

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

“Here for a cuddle or 5 hours of sex?” She gives me a naughty smile but just slides into bed and snuggles close to me. “I’m cool with that.” And I hold her close.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

“Hey Hinata! I know you’ve been improving but I didn’t think you were this-” She faints from nosebleed and massive blush. *sweatdrop* “Guess you’ve got a while to go yet.”

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

“NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not my HoLOOOOOOOO!!!” *sniff* “But seriously, I’m happy for you bro. I hope you have a love filled marriage. She’ll certainly test your mind in unexpected ways.”

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

“I was not expecting this… uhh… steak? And did you use Gallic Gun on it?”

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

“Getting your 10 hour afternoon nap?”

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

“Shit…” I curse.

“What was that?” Tali asks.

“Nothing! I’d love for you to be part of the family,” I reply with a genuine but slightly regretful smile.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

After the initial questions of ‘Are you ok?’ and whatnot. “How the hell did this happen? Cave in from exploring ancient underground Pokémon ruins? Saved the world again? What?”

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Not surprised in the least. Was expecting it actually.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I’d feel a little upset, but knew it was part of his ‘image’. I think.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

“If you plan to amputate my leg with Rebellion, I will never pay for a single pizza for you ever again!”

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

“A birthday present? Oh, Hinata. Thank you so much! So what is it?” She unzips her purple jumper showing her G-cup breasts.

“…wow… Those self-confidents lessons I gave you have really helped, haven’t they? Well then, thank you for the present!”

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He’d use his Firebending skills to calm the fire down to smouldering embers within a matter of seconds. He’d then enter and help me out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Get the camera out in preparation for blackmail material.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

“I was just joking about that one! You know I’m a man for the ladies and only for the ladies. I just wanted to get your reaction for blackmail… uhh, Dawn?”



You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tali will give me a hug and talk about how Quarians deal with rejection.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

By cheering for me with a few added sarcastic remarks on my skill level.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Ignore me or not join in.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Because she’s my dream goddess girlfriend/lover. She’s a vixen. She’s a redhead. She’s all I ever wanted in a significant other. And as a bonus, she’s bi.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9:

“Really? Didn’t peg you as a furry. But welcome to the club!” I then wrap my arm around his neck and dance around a bit with him awkwardly being pulled along. “But I think Fire Lord Zuko would have a bit of a problem with that. Wait until you’re reincarnated in the new game by Team Ninja and go for Kat. She’s cute.”

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

After the initial glaring from Hiashi with his Byakugan on, I’d tell him of my intention of learning sealcraft so I can craft a new and tons better Cadged Bird Seal for the Hyuga family. We’d then secretly work on it together while keeping it secret from the Hyuga Elders. Rotten bastards.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Never. Unless they were seriously plastered and thought that the other was a cute greenette/raven.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

“Zoro? A player? The guy is too obsessed with becoming the World’s Greatest Swordsman to care about women. Besides, with his luck, he’d get together with an extortionist like Nami.”

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I hope there’s not a bald patch and that she’s finally falling for my devilishly good looks.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

“Will you be my girlfriend?” Please say yes! Please say yes! PLEASE SAY YES!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

I run over to her place, confront her and confess my love for her.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

I burst into tears before a few flashes gain my attention and I look at her to see a shit eating grin and a camera in her hand. “Payback is a vixen!”

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

I guess Zuko’s desperate as hell if he’s getting dating advice from a girl who’s shy enough to faint when her object of affections talks to her.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Nah, that’s me! But she’d probably view him as a great sparring partner.

Would 2 trust 5?

Probably not.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Vincent would ignore it. Child’s play compared to putting up with a hyperactive Yuffie.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Dawn would choose Sports to keep in shape while Vegeta would just blow the school up.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Hinata would make a delicious meal while Zoro would sleep through it all, only waking to eat.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

They would sign up as Engineers with Tali taking the lead and Holo quick to learn everything that needs to be learned thanks to Tali.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Cynthia would certainly try, but the only person who cuts Vegeta’s hair is himself as it’s a permanent hairstyle change.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Zoro wouldn’t care. And Holo’s drawing would suck.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Holo would have probably asked Vincent how good Lucretcia was in bed.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Still isn’t as stressful as a hyper Yuffie.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Holo would do one of two things. Either she would reply with a kind message or pretend to be fucking Dante’s girlfriend.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

They would probably try to outdo each other.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He’d probably sleep through the mailman delivering the invitation.

7 won the lottery?

She’d probably buy an awesome ship as her Pilgrimage gift.

8 had quite a big secret?

She has the hot’s for me and I don’t know it.

9 became a singer?

Most of the attendees would be furry lovers.

10 got a daughter?

Her name is Yūhi Kurenai from Naruto. Duh!

What would 1 think of 2?

Probably wonder why he wasn’t swarmed with fangirls for most of the day.

How would 3 greet 4?

With a polite but slightly shy greeting.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Got me on that one.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Kicking his ass.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Not a thing. But then again, we have no idea what Tali looks like so maybe she has green hair?

What would make 7 angry at 8?

For making a move on her man, me.

Where would 8 meet 9?

If Holo was a Pokémon.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That she thought Vincent starred in Twilight. Oh who am I kidding, it'd be her first question after introductions are made.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

If she got her Kaioken Feminine Fury on.

Is 3 gay?

No, she’s bi curious.

How do you feel right now?

Hungry… for Dawn. And Tali. And Hinata. And Cynthia. And Holo. Come here ladies!

That's it for the moment.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 885,745 - Reviews: 4737 - Favs: 8,160 - Follows: 6,873 - Updated: 6/6/2020 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4668 - Favs: 7,110 - Follows: 6,556 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 172 - Words: 631,731 - Reviews: 10110 - Favs: 8,649 - Follows: 7,438 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2530 - Favs: 8,985 - Follows: 4,464 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Story of the Ten Tailed Wolf by The Engulfing Silence reviews
There are so many things that we as humans are unaware of, or lack an understanding. The Bijuu are one of those things. Follow the Journey of Naruto Uzumaki as he befriends the yokai that was sealed inside of him and "she" helps him grow stronger. fem. Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 350,393 - Reviews: 2206 - Favs: 6,803 - Follows: 6,216 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Shippuden: Namikaze's Return Redux! by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Starts right after the Sasuke Retrieval, Jiraiya takes Naruto on a three year training trip. Taking his training seriously Naruto strives to become the best he can and learn everything that Konoha denied him. Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 495,145 - Reviews: 3451 - Favs: 11,995 - Follows: 9,179 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Yugito N., Mei T. - Complete
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 5,454 - Follows: 5,383 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2784 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 5,483 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Black Latios by Mekon reviews
After losing in the Sinnoh league, Ash and his friends head back home but make a stop in Altomare to visit some old friends. However, it's a start of a new adventure as unexpected changes befall upon our young hero that could decide the fate of the world. - Image provided by Rubius! You can find a link to him on my profile page.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,703 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 2,060 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Latias
The Raikage by Aragon Potter reviews
After succeeding in retrieving Sasuke, Naruto was banished from Konoha due to the Council's fear of the Akatsuki coming after him and destroying Konoha. 10 years later after being banished Naruto becomes the new Raikage of Kumo and leads it to greatness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 515,327 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 8,005 - Follows: 6,246 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 6,043 - Follows: 5,159 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Am I worthy to love you? by Gravenimage reviews
Naruto is rejected by Sakura for bringing Sasuke back to Konoha and he snaps at her badly he leaves the village 5 years later he becomes the leader of the strongest team of kunoichi assemble team Kitsune Flash rises Naru/Saku/Ino/Hina lemons in the future
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 692,769 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.]
A Krystal Encounter by Justin C reviews
This is my first submission to the website. The story centers around a young teenager named Justin who yearns for something extraordinary to happen in his life. One day he get's his wish when he spots a mysterious golden staff in the grass.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,008 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Krystal - Complete
The Path of a Jedi by mokakenobi reviews
AU, Obi-Wan finds himself back in time and has to decide which path to take
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 244,923 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Curse of a Hanyou, Love of an Angel by Saemon reviews
Cursed mere hours after his birth to wander the world as a Kitsune Hanyou, Naruto Uzumaki is forced to find light in a cruel world. Is it possible to live life as a half-demon and earn the acceptance of those around you. If so, is love also possible?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 333,919 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
They Shook Hands : Year 4 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's new life with his godfather, Sirius Black, is the stuff his best dreams were made of. As they turn 12 Grimmauld Place into a real home, Harry finally gets to hear all about his father and mother. At the Quidditch World Cup, Harry learns of the upcoming Triwizard Tournament from Mr. Lucius Malfoy. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 8120562.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,458 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 3 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's summer holiday has been anything but fun. He's been treated like a common criminal by the Muggles. His circumstances don't begin to improve when he finally breaks out, for one of Voldemort's strongest supporters has likewise escaped, from Azkaban, the most secure place in Britain. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7949779.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,847 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 2 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Harry Potter's holiday with the Muggles has been dreadful. He wants nothing more than to return to Hogwarts, but when he is rescued by a masked wizard in a black robe, it sets off a chain reaction of disasters. Things are no calmer at school as an ancient legend comes to life and a deadly monster stalks the halls. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7786722.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 108,730 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
They Shook Hands : Year 1 (Old Version) by Dethryl reviews
Suppose Draco Malfoy introduced himself before he started acting like an ass. What if he had asked Harry's name before insulting Hagrid? A friendly handshake in Madam Malkin's leads to an alternate but realistic universe which is eerily like the canon. *** This fic has been revised! See story ID 7659033.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mass Effect: Emergence by Darje reviews
Shepard awakens from the Lazarus Project a full week too soon, but his memories are playing catch-up with his early wake-up. Another aboard the station seeks freedom, and works together with Shepard to escape Cerberus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,753 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Shepard, EDI
Beast of Burden by starlight354 reviews
'I'll never be your beast of burden' but that doesnt stop me from thinking about you", a series of one shots about Cal and his dreams/fantasies about Gillian. Callian
Lie to Me - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Cal L., Gillian F.
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pandora Book One New Beginning by HogwartsOracle reviews
This story begins where the movie ends, with Jake's eyes snapping open. Read the introduction for a full summary of the story.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 134,948 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 10,384 - Follows: 10,188 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 4,306 - Follows: 1,479 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 8,334 - Follows: 5,011 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
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The King of Blades reviews
Inspired by a Naruto fan drawing I saw, this version of the story sets our protagonist down the path to beecoming a swordsmaster. For that, he'll need teachers versed in many different styles of swordplay. Accompanying him on his journey is the Kyuubi, but not the kind you're expecting. Join Naruto as he, with help from his friends, sets off to become the King of Blades!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 9/8/2016
Champion of the Guardians reviews
After experiencing a very bad day, my PS2 transfers my body and mind into the world of Final Fantasy VIII. With new friends, new GFs and new outcomes, I make my mark on the world of Final Fantasy VIII and discover my true destiny. SI, OCxShiva, SquallxQuistis.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 153,027 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 10/17/2010 - [Squall L., Quistis T.]
Fantasy or Reality reviews
After experiencing a very bad day, my PS2 transfers my body and mind into the world of Final Fantasy IX. There I have to gather the team to take on Brahne, Kuja and Garland. M rated for future lemons. OC x Garnet.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,223 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garnet A.
The Nine Tailed Celestial Hero reviews
In a brutal attack, Naruto's soul has been separated from his body. A new soul is needed to fuse with the left over body. And so I become Naruto. ...Awesome! SI, OOC Naruto, OC/Harem pairing. Extra genres: Humor. M for future lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,580 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/16/2010
A Different Master, A Different Destiny: Book 1 reviews
SI. This is a story about a person who doesn't walk the path of light or dark, but walks the path toward the dawn. A story about his journey, and those around him. Book 1 - A Different View. No pairings in this book. T for occasional swearing.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,130 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
Stargate SG-Fox reviews
Follows the movies and TV series. SI. One day, an Ancient from the universe of Stargate pulls me from my home world into her universe to lead the Tau'ri through the Stargate network as the leader of their most famous team. OC/Harem
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012
Legend of the Heavenly Kitsune: Lifestream Volume - Book 3 reviews
As the final act draws near, Naruto and Gaara strugle against Jenova from her conquest on the planet. However there is tension between Aeris and Tifa over who claims Cloud first. The conclusion to the battle for the life of the planet draws near.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Sacred Pantheon: Vol 1: Kanto reviews
I thought that after I had attained the rank of Master and had risen to the top of that class, that my journey was at an end. That was before I met Ash Ketchum. Now I realize how much there is still left to do. SI. M for lemons. Future OC/Cynthia pairing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Ripple Effect Book 1: Small Ripples reviews
When my best friend and I are transferred to our Mass Effect alternate reality versions of ourselves, we try to fill their shoes as we embark on the Normandy SSR to save the galaxy. Extra genres: Humor and Romance. SI. A lighter version of the story. Warning: No Shepard in this story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011
Through the Eyes of One reviews
Prequel to 'The Sacred Thirteen'. 400 years ago a Riolu washed up on a beach a few miles from Treasure Town. He has no recollection of who he is except that he's a human and his name. Kitsune. Future Riolu x Vulpix pairing. Rated T for some swearing. SI.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Riolu, Vulpix/Rokon
Soul of Fire: Book 1: My New Life reviews
What starts with my death becomes my new life. My name is Josh Ryu Kitsune, protector of Konoha, friend of Naruto and wielder of Soul Calibur. My mission: Reclaim Soul Edge for my Goddess. I do not own the story Naruto or Soul Calibur. NaruHina, OCFeKyuu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,200 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legend of the Heavenly Kitsune: Lifestream Volume - Book 2 reviews
Second book of the volume. Naruto has discovered that Sephiroth is being controlled by Jenova cells in his body. As they continue the journey they discover new friends and strengthen bonds. But the adventure is only just beginning. I don't own characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 144,776 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Legend of the Heavenly Kitsune: Lifestream Volume - Book 1 reviews
Naruto's life is turned upside down as he and Gaara are chosen by Kyuubi and her group to fight people who wish to end their own worlds. The are then thrust into the world of Final Fantasy VII. I don't own the characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 114,033 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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