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Joined 10-24-07, id: 1405882, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Hi! I'm writing fan fiction as a quick way to practice writing. I always have the worst time creating characters and outlines. I started reading fan fiction and realized that if the characters are already made then I can practice writing, and maybe, someday, I'll learn to create my own characters. Sound like a plan? Yeah

I live in Amegakure (Village Hidden in the Rain). It rains here constantly. I'm a girl. Older than most of you, younger than the rest, college grad, like to write. I watch anime because I couldn't find enough sci-fi and fantasy and a friend suggested a few titles and I got hooked. But it turned out I had been watching anime as a kid anyway without even knowing it. All the good cartoons were from Japan. I like adventure, suspense, and romance is good if it isn't too sugary.

Knightchaser was the name of my cat. She was black with big yellow eyes. I'm pretty sure she wasn't a ninja cat, although... ninja are supposed to be good at disguises so it might be possible. You know, come to think of it, she was really good at hiding.

I think Tsunade is spying on my town, there are millions of slugs outside, they must be on an information gathering mission.


Favorite Naruto characters:

1. Deidara (why? Kishimoto! Why him? But, since you're finished with him, can I have him now? xD)

2. Itachi (Wow, what a plot twist. All the AU stories coming out with Itachi as a man who didn't kill his clan is really psychologically interesting and very sweet... Everyone wants to give him a happy ending because his life sucked so much. Yeah, me too... xD)

3. Sasori (Creepy, creepy guy.)

4. Sakura (I want to see her summon a slug!)

5. Madara (Whoa. Did not see that coming. But... I like bad guys, so he's just got all the other's beat hands down.)

5a. Tobi (I like the cute funny Tobi stories)

6. Kakashi (Future Hokage, if he he remembers to show up to the ceremony before noon.)

7. Hinata (In the world Naruto will create, Hinata will be the perfect clan leader. To those who think she has to "prove" herself - why should an abused girl have to justify her existence to her abusers? Her father and Neji should appologize to her - but they never will.)

8. Kyuubi (the fox demon - he's just too cool)

9. Kisame (Fish are food, not friends - Sasuke returns to find his Hebi/Taka team eating sharkfin soup, sad sad day... It would be cool if he wasn't really a bad guy but that's probably just wishfull thinking.)

10. Hidan ("99 million rocks in the hole, take one out, throw it away, umm...does anyone up there know what 99 million minus 1 is?")

11. Sasuke - I really feel sorry for him now. I hope he is able to take out the elders both for revenge and because I have a feeling the elders and Danzou are planning a coup and that will endanger Konoha. He is also going to find a way to kill Madara, which was basically Itachi's last wish (hence the amaterasu implanted in Sasuke's eye). And I do not see him as a traitor for leaving Konoha. His life there was fake and he saw Itachi as an object of revenge and a threat to his friends. When Orochimaru offered him a way out and Kakashi pulled the "feelings" speech - well I would have picked Oro too.

12. Konohamaru - He's like a smarter version of Naruto o.O He is also the closest thing to a little brother Naruto will ever have.


Naruto x Hinata (Clan leader and Hokage - "Not tonight, honey, I have a meeting" o.O)

Sakura x Itachi (Good for drama)

Sakura x Deidara (this is the best one)

Sakura x Kakashi (Cute)

Sakura x Madara (Why are there so few fics for this couple? It's very dramatic and dark.)

Temari x Shikamaru (And they have six daughters)

Sasuke x a girl who loves him because he needs love (And they live happily ever after)

Karin x Suigetsu (ha ha ha! It amuses me in an evil sort of way...)

Konohamaru x Moegi (They are so cute together)


Favorite Inuyasha characters:

1. Sesshoumaru

2. Rin

3. Naraku


Notes about my stories:

Updates are always on Fridays

Itachi: The Early Years

Status: Complete

Itachi's life from 4 years old to 13 years old. It starts with his fourth birthday party and induction as the clan's heir, and will end the night of the clan massacre. It will follow canon for the most part, but I may deviate to make a more interesting plot at certain points. The manga is at an interesting point right now, and I'm hoping more secrets about Itachi's motives will be revealed, as well as more info about Madara. I may edit chapters depending on any revelations (if there are any). It will be a long story.

A Perception of Reality (AU sequel to "Itachi: The Early Years")

Status: In Progress

AU (alternate Universe) - Itachi fails to kill his clan and Fugaku's plan succeeds. How will Konoha survive with Fugaku as Hokage and the Uchiha in charge? Itachi finds his loyalties divided when he has to decide whether to support his father's new regime or follow Madara into darkness. Itachi strives to protect his brother, and his girlfriend refuses to give up on him. (Chapter 64 of "Itachi: The Early Years" was rewritten to be the first chapter of this story.)

The Distraction

Status: Complete

The distraction was simple, but when it fails Sakura has to think fast to come up with a different distraction. Unfortunately, it distracts the wrong people. SakuraxKakashi Romantic comedy

Down the Well (short one-shot sequel to The Distraction)

Status: Complete

Humor. Festival time in Konoha has everyone excited. However, what happens when Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and friends fall into a jutsu resistant well located on a haunted trail with only a bottle of sake and a fried squid? Will the sake and squid escape?

Hidden Message: Each section divider is a letter, combine the letters to make a phrase

Anime the plot was stolen from (not a crossover): Inuyasha (Jaken and Rin), Maison Ikkoku (Episode 29: Fall Festival Foul-Up! All Swell That Ends In a Well)

The Ruler and the String

Status: Complete - One Shot

Perhaps the real danger of being the only girl on a team with three guys isn’t hormones, but being mistaken as “one of the guys”.


Heard in the anime "Glass Fleet":

The little child says "I will cut you in half" to the rose that grows in the grass. The rose says "I will prick you so you never forget me."

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Iwagakure's Unexpected by TransientBANG reviews
A murder drove Deidara over the line and he broke away from his village in a flight of rage. Now blazing under the guise of anti-nationalism, he seeks to create true ART and to find a place where freedom really does come without a cost... or illusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,892 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Deidara's Story: Clay Hearts Molded by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Deidara soon learns of a new mission he must undertake. But, when the mission dredges up ghosts from the past, will he be able to handle the strain on his mind, his body...or his heart? Arc 2 of 3.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,571 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Deidara, Shizune
100th Secretary by aerin02 reviews
All 99 ex-secretaries of Itachi resigned in less than a month because Itachi and the Akatsuki gang scared them out. After Itachi hired Sakura as his 100th secretary, has he finally met his match? itasaku.. edited and revised from chapter one and taken out of hiatus
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 4006 - Favs: 7,166 - Follows: 2,801 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Torikoshi Kurou by pyxislynx reviews
Itachi/Sakura. She didn't want to. He didn't want to. But Itachi had never refused any order given to him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,168 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Gunpowder by LoneGothic reviews
AU. In the urban decay of Konohagakure, an unwanted meeting finds Haruno Sakura tangled into the dangerous company of two criminals of the Akatsuki: one blond enigma and a man her friend wants to kill. Deidara x Sakura x Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth and Lies by rileyonline reviews
Sakura Haruno. Passionate. Medical Ninja. Loyal to the last. But what happens when she inherits a power strong enough to crush life itself? AU. Eventual ItaSaku and NaruHina. Manga Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,822 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
Alternate History by redit reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
JPops Drabble Shop by J-Pop Princess reviews
I've started writing drabbles for a weekly contest, although I doubt I will participate every week. The entries I write will end up here along with any other spare plot bunnies.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 61,278 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008
Our Artistic Ways by Zelha reviews
Our Artistic Ways is a oneshot collection that follows the same themes as Silver and Emerald Days and Crimson Genii. This time, Deidara and Sakura show us their life after Cynchick's Silver Lining. Various ratings, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Forced Revival by hducudusjfjei643 reviews
Konoha needs the Power of the Uchiha.The two brothers are bound to kill each other and if word gets out that one of the most powerful clans is gone,Konoha could be attacked. A mission was made and the after affects could effect generations to come.Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,685 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Defining Duty by selandora reviews
Sound declares war on Ame and Konoha; putting them on the same side. This means new teams, a sketchy peace treaty and lots of deception. Sakura makes all the wrong friends again but might love someone else this time around. itasakudei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,357 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Vertigo by Cynchick reviews
Sakura accepts the most critical and dangerous mission of her life, but the price of success may very well be her soul. When your entire world turns upside down, how do you keep from going under? DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 201,198 - Reviews: 2005 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Blindfolded by Hajnalmadar reviews
When he took off her blindfold their love and hate clashed together, and the sharp line between trust and betrayal blurred; because trust is a double-edged sword, and sometimes betrayal is the only option that can change the world. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,878 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vested Interest by Alory Shannon reviews
Two strangers happen to have matching attire. Deidara doesn't see what the big deal is. Sakura insists it wouldn't've happened if he hadn't shopped in the women's section. Tempers flare, words are exchanged, clothing is ruined. & thus, a romance is born.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Ramen by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU. Their unlikely love story started inside a Ramen Bar, of all places. She had yelled her confession to him for the world to hear, but he had walked away. Of course, he hadn't known then how determined she could be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,152 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Oblivious by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Non-Massacure AU ItaSaku; This is why he didn't talk to Shisui very often. He only distracted him from the important things in his life. Like Anbu duty. And that included breaking Haruno Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Magnetized by Aelibia reviews
A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,365 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Deidara's Story by Razzberryfig reviews
In the end Deidara found his true joy, but it wasn't easy path to find this truth. His childhood endured some of worst hardships any child could not last one day through, yet he survied...And how did he make such jutsu? NOW COMPLETED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,517 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Sakura's HearttoHeart Report by acceptedmisconceptions reviews
Sakura makes the most of her imprisonment with the Akatsuki by keeping notes on the criminals' behavior and actions. She also puts in some...personal imput. What happens when the report is found and read in a Akatsuki meeting? GIANT BLUSH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Waking Up by hducudusjfjei643 reviews
She had never liked being woke from her sleep by anyone. It always seemed to inadvertently cause something to happen, which today, Sakura could really deal without. Itasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
PlayDoh by Volpone reviews
Deidara knows it's all about presentation. DeiSaku of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Deidara's Story: The Early Years by Uzuki-Kun reviews
Daily beatings, harrassment, and jeers. A dead mother and a broken life. Can Deidara find happiness with a ninja village? Can he rise to become one of the top ninjas in the village? Chapter 41: Light of Things! Arc 1 of 3 to come. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,940 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Deidara, Shizune - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 3,281 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
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A Perception of Reality reviews
There is a belief that states for every action taken, the alternative action is played out in another dimension. In one reality Itachi succeeded in killing his clan, in another, he failed. This is the story of what happened when he failed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 472,956 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Itachi: The early years reviews
He was a dream come true for a stagnated clan. But what kind of a future does a savior born with cursed blood have? Especially with Madara, Fugaku, Sarutobi and Danzou pulling the strings. Itachi Uchiha's early life from 4 to 13.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 437,601 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Meet Me At Midnight reviews
Itachi has had a crush on his brother’s pink-haired teammate for years, yet never took it seriously enough to ask her out. Until he read the terms of his father’s will. One-shot. Itachi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
Sakura, Kakashi and company are celebrating Konoha’s first Halloween. Toddlers, ghosts, ninja and lots of candy. Distraction sequel, SakuraXkakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Broken Heaters Warm Hearts reviews
Sasuke's heater is broken, but Itachi will fix it because big brothers can do anything.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Distraction reviews
The distraction was simple, but when it fails Sakura has to think fast to come up with a different one. Problem is, Kakashi is the one distracted, not the targets. ** Romantic Comedy. SakuraxKakashi **
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,783 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Down the Well reviews
Humor. Festival time in Konoha has everyone excited. However, what happens when Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and friends fall into a jutsu resistant well located on a haunted trail with only a bottle of sake and a fried squid? Will the sake and squid escape?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Ruler and the String reviews
Oneshot. Perhaps the real danger of being the only girl on a team with three guys isn’t hormones, but being mistaken as “one of the guys”.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete