Deiter Ginsberg
hide bio
Poll: Should I include sex scenes between Red -who's an underage boy- and a Machop -an animal; essentially an adorable hairless chimpanzee/lizard thing- in future chapters of VALENTINE RED? Or is the story better off as-is? Vote Now!
PM . Follow . Favorite
beta: β Beta Profile
Joined 10-25-07, id: 1406128, Profile Updated: 11-01-15
Author has written 11 stories for Johnny Test, Boondocks, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Gravity Falls, Elder Scroll series, Zootopia, Gorillaz, and ParaNorman.

31 October 2015

Holy floppin' DICKS... I've been gone a while. Like, as in 3 years.

How've you been?

How's your mom?

Are you doing okay in your studies? Getting good marks in all your subjects?

(listens patiently to you natter on for what feels like many, many lifetimes)

Well anyways, it's been great catching up. Sorry to hear about that thing with your... you know... your downstairs. Penicillin should be able to clear that right up.

Also... I just posted a new Gravity Falls ficcie. It's a real doozy. I sure hope you'll give it a look once... well... once you get back from the free clinic. Because, like I said, you really don't want to wait around on that if it's green. Anyways, take care!

Love,

Dr. Ginsberg,
MD, Ph.D, et al.

01 November 2015

Woah... WOOAH... another update? Seriously?? I don't write anything or even think about this site for 3 years... and then two chapters post to a story rapid-fire in less than 14 hours? What the hell? Where did THAT productivity come from???

So I guess my TransDip oneshot was actually a TransDip/Pinecest thing all along. Who knew? I sure didn't prior to 0430 this morning when I started writing Chapter 2.

Wouldn't you be so kind as to give it a read? It's a quick skim-through (I promise) and I tried really hard to make it nice for you, so won't you do me a kindness, give it a look-see and tell me what you think? Please?

I'll be your best friend.

~Deiter G.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

How to Sleep by WritingRowlet reviews
Bill Cipher managed to turn himself human and now needs to learn the joys of sleep. If only he wasn't whining about it. *Human!Bill* *BillDip* *Teenage!Bill* *So he's like 14ish* *Fluffy* *NO LONGER ACTIVE*
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,216 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/19/2015 - [Bill, Dipper P.] Mabel P. - Complete
Chasing Eric by BlackDiceGambit reviews
After spending years hiding his secret adoration of Eric, Butters finally works up the courage to bribe his secret childhood sweetheart over and slowly begins a love hate affair.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Butters S.
Hello, my name is by jtchibifan reviews
Hello, my name is Butters. KennyxButters StanxKyle M for chapter 6. Not bad...just don't wanna get reported or anything. Don't report me :D Now added pairing....DamienxPip!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,307 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Robotboy: Finally A Real Boy by CrystalSlashlover reviews
What would have happened if Bjorn's machine had actually made Robotboy into a real boy!And not just any boy,a boy that looks like a girl and that most of the guys drool over!Well,this is what I think would happen!TommxRobotboyslashyaoishonen-ai M later?
Robot Boy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008
Protocol 56C by Nan00k reviews
In which Chuck follows protocols and stays on Planet 51. Lem can't help but feel a little happy about all this. Lem/Chuck
Planet 51 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Lem, Chuck - Complete
Unlikely by mud-toed-sneaker reviews
An impromptu invitation for soup leads to a new friendship, and maybe something more. JimmyEdd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Jimmy, Edd
Closet Phobia by saichanlovestoad reviews
Updated Again! Riley comes out of the closet and learns how to be gay in Woodcrest. Based after the episode 'Story of Gangstalicious Part 2'.
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Riley F.
Doubt Resolved by KitandMip reviews
Years later, Pepito has given up on taking over the world to be with Squee. PepSquee, kissing. Fluffy cuteness
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Pepito, Squee - Complete
Double Dork by Kat of Mosh Pits reviews
Edd ends up tutoring Kevin during the summer. Eddy isn’t happy that Kevin is taking up all of Double D’s time. Edd doesn’t know what to do. Stupid PostIts.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Edd, Kevin
Bound by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Kyle x Cartman slash. Two part story. What if Cartman was willing to give Kyle his kidney for something other than ten million dollars?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tunnel of LoveValentine's Day by CrystalSlashlover reviews
What happened while Gus and Robotboy were in the Tunnel of Love? Well, this is what I think happened! RobotboyxGuxRobotboy slash shonen-ai fluff, cute, kissing, kinda perverted Robotboy, player Robotboy, Blushing Gus! Crying Robotboy
Robot Boy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Blackmail by Kachie-Chan reviews
Mac's in his junior year of high school, when an unexpected visitor makes an entrance... MacxRichie, MacxBloo?, Slash. Rated M for later.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,079 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Mac, Bloo - Complete
Dignity For Sale by Kira Kei Jinx reviews
HueyX? Caesar, Riley, Cindy, and Jazmine all want to date Huey. Each has one date to prove they're the one. But all bets are off as they start cheating between the dates. From cookies to strip teases to tears to fights, the four will do whatever it takes.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,189 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Huey F. - Complete
The Changing Tides by Flash Gator reviews
First the itching, then the burning. And as he clutched tight to the arms of the man embracing him he felt himself tottering on the edge of sanity and wondered if it would just be easier to fall off. A NedxJojo fic, set right after the movie. Prologue up.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2008
Prickley Pines Daycare by CloudKitsune17 reviews
Things can change after the simple, care free months in Camp Kidney. So when Lazlo returns to camp, what will he do when he bumps into Edward, who now lives in Prickley Pines? LazloEdward
Camp Lazlo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/1/2007
A Real Man by CloudKitsune17 reviews
Eddy has a new scheme, but it involves Rolf’s chickens. So what do the Eds do? Force Edd to keep him distracted! RolfEdd strong hints
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Edd, Rolf - Complete
Midnight Hours by Flash Gator reviews
Well, lets face it, we all knew someone was gonna do it one day. This is a TommyRobotboy Oneshot. You have been warned. I take no responsibility for any further warping of your mind caused by this fic. Just joking, its all cute 'n' fluffy really X3.
Robot Boy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
High School Drama by raven-of-darkness-121 reviews
The Eds and the rest of the culdesac are finally seniors in high school. But as time goes on, things begin to change for the worst for one Ed. KevinEdd SLASH, Don't Like Don't Read!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kevin, Edd
the consequences of romance by iEATfood reviews
sequel to hearts. lazloedward. edwards gripes about the consequences of romance while lazlo tries to learn the subtleties of wooing.pls RandR
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,404 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007
UnravellED by JenKristo reviews
Edd x Kevin slash. Double D confesses being gay and is abandoned by Eddy. He finds kindness in the most unlikely place.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
Hearts by iEATfood reviews
lazloEdward slash will edward come to terms with his emotions or live forever in denail? it's sillier than I let on here [now betaed by red mad queen]
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Coffee by Starlight Gardenia reviews
Chuckie gets invited to Tommy's house for some coffee! TommyChuckie pairing slash.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Chuckie F., Tommy P. - Complete
Deep Sex by Takashi Miike reviews
After finding a friend in the other, Beast Boy and Aqualad spend much time together and realize that they both share an attraction.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Aqualad, Beast Boy
Out of the Blue by Cold-Creature reviews
The Brotherhood members are bored… So Pietro declares it is time for desperate measures! Time for Truth or Dare! Surprises await! Slash! Main pairing: Kodd!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Toad/Todd T., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Keeping Watch by serty reviews
The JL have asked Robin and Beast Boy on a mission. While they're being bored out of their skulls they find some ways to keep entertained.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Beast Boy, Robin - Complete
Stones by Star Split reviews
OxUxO. bleck, was a oneshot, now multi chaptered. Originally called Skipping Stones. Ulrich realizes that he loves someone other than Yumi and struggles to tell the truth. Now, they're together and facing problems.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Complete
Moment of Tranquility by Mathais reviews
Slash. "Don't move," whispered Odd, his voice choked with unshed tears. "Just let me have this one moment. Don't take this away from me, Ulrich, please."
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2005 - [Odd D., Ulrich S.] - Complete
Together by desolus reviews
Beast Boy and Aqualad share a quiet moment as, y'know, a together thing. Slash. ALxBB.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Aqualad, Beast Boy
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Naked Handcuff Dance reviews
Nick and Judy have been dating (in secret) for six months now. Everything has been going great. Then, one day at work, Clawhauser offhandedly mentions to Judy how he's been taking his handcuffs home to use in the bedroom. Curious, Judy decides to try it out. Much to Nick's delight. Rated 'M' for future depictions of bondage-themed sex between a rabbit and a fox. Plz read/review!
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/11 - Judy H., Nick W., B. Clawhauser
Wine Coolers reviews
It was supposed to be a quiet night in. Just two friends, some bad Chinese food, a couple of wine coolers and a little Netflix and chill. Little did Nick realize, his new partner is a real lightweight. With Lieutenant Hopps laying it on thick and heavy, can Nick manage to resist temptation? Or will he succumb to the drunk, horny girl grinding against his lap? PLEASE READ/REVIEW!
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
One in the Chamber reviews
Late one night, Noodle sneaks over to 2D's room wearing... well, not much. What follows is pretty much exactly what you'd expect. (2D/Noodle. Told from 2D's perspective. Rated 'M' for sex.) Please read and review!
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/16
The Safeword is 'Papa' reviews
Finnick's POV. Fin has a dark secret: He actually LIKES dressing up as a toddler and having someone take care of him! So he makes a financial arrangement with his best friend and partner in crime to do just that. Everything was going fine for a while... but lately Finnick has begun to wonder if his new 'Papa' is getting more out of this than he lets on. Please read/review!
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick
My Boyfriend's Boyfriend reviews
Dipper and Norman have been dating for a year now. Dipper, Norman AND Kubo Takahashi have been dating for six months. Aren't polyamorous relationships fun? Just a quick, silly oneshot about young gay love split three ways. Please read and leave a quick review! It really means a lot to me!
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016
In the Warm, Dark Cave reviews
An Argonian sorcerer and his Khajiit bodyguard venture deep into a cave to collect hallucinogenic spores for a love potion. Instead of the lucrative business venture they envisioned, things get... well... GAY. Really, really, REALLY gay. Gayness for days, as far as the eye can see. SO gay. (Gay.) Just a goofy little one-off, reposted from a furry site. Please read/review! Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Kharjo, Argonian, Khajiit
Mine reviews
The harrowing recount of a 15-year-old boy's very first kiss. With another boy. In a dark bedroom. With no shirts on. WARNING: Norman/Dipper. ParaPines. Horny teen boys snogging. Started out as a quick oneshot trapped in crossover hell, but writing it made me horny, so guess what? More chapters. It's good though, I swear! *sips sangria, looking away* PLEASE READ AND LEAVE A REVIEW!
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Dipper P.
Freefall reviews
Mac is out riding his bike when suddenly he's hit by car - that falls out of the sky. The boy driving it isn't from around here, and although Mac wants to help him get back home... he wouldn't mind having some fun beforehand. Heavy shota/yaoi/slash! R&R
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Mac
Foreign Bodies reviews
Dipper is going through some... changes. BIG changes. Mabel has always been there for him, but as time goes on she notices that she doesn't look at her brother the same way anymore. If left unchecked, these new feelings could change their relationship forever... and drive away the one person she can't live without. WARNING: transgender Dipper. WARNING: Pinecest. PLEASE read/review!
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Locks reviews
Huey tries out a new hairstyle, and everyone has something smart to say about it... except for Caesar. Rated 'T' for Huey/Caesar slash. JUST GIVE IT A SHOT! I promise, it's one of the better Boondocks slashes out there. You won't be disappointed. REPOST
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,019 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Huey F., M. Caesar
And CUT! reviews
REPOSTED! Johnny Test is a character played by a child actor. The story follows him and his friends in the Cartoon Network studio as they shoot their shows. Much better than it sounds - seriously, GIVE IT A SHOT. Rated T for possible future slash/yaoi.
Johnny Test - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009