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Hey. I don't really like writing stories so I basically just read them. : )

My favorites books are the Twilight and Harry Potter ones!!

My dream: One day I hope to find a guy just like Edward. Then, I will kidnap him and marry him. And we will live happily ever after. The end. : )

This is who I think the Twilight Movie cast should be even though some of them are too old!

Bella: Keira Knightley

Edward: James McAvoy (Tom Lefroy from Becoming Jane)

Carlisle: Jesse Spencer

Esme: Zooey Deschanel

Alice: Rachel Leigh Cook

Jasper: Trent Ford

Emmett: Tom Welling

Rosalie: Kristen Bell

Jacob: Steven Strait

Charlie: Dennis Quaid

Renee: Debra Messing

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
The Inevitable by Endlessly Drowning reviews
It's been seventy five years since Edward left Bella in Forks. Now the family has decided it's time to return. What will they find when they get there? And how will Edward deal with the pain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,921 - Reviews: 2200 - Favs: 2,417 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2808 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Edward and Bella by Moonlight-Wolfe reviews
A Twilight version of Romeo and Juliet. The events that will take place because of two forbidden lovers will bring forth hurt, heartbreak, fights, and the true meaning of love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,864 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Living With Vampires by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
Neofiction by MoldyMoo reviews
***AU Sequel to Metafiction*** Chris is kidnapped, Madison is changed, and Chris declares he hates Madison. But what happens when Christopher and his 'coven' begin to attend her school? Will she be able to undo the brainwashing? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
This Lullaby by jojoStarr reviews
Bella leaves her home in Phoenix, AZ and goes to Cullen University in Seattle, WA to pursue her dream as a musician. What happens when she meets the principal's son Edward Cullen? But most importantly, what sort of threat does an ex pose to her life?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,560 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8463 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4274 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
How to get kicked out of WalMart by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Bella and the Cullen's playing dares in WalMart, oh such fun... how much will they get away with before being tossed out? Read my notes story aswell, Ch61 is how this story started R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,218 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Bella's Lust by sighfangsigh reviews
Bella's lusting and bad but when edward wont sleep with her so who will she turn to? LEMONS LOTS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Love andBananas in Pajamas? by clumsyscrawl reviews
Here is a oneshot written for yayme2012's BellaXBanana challenge.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Love and Power by Hamie120 reviews
Bella gets changed, married, and ends up with two twin angels. Her powers and the children's powers are the greatest that any vampire had ever seen. ExB, set after Eclipse. Review to get me to make the sequel. Newest chapter is an author's note. Plz read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,729 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Metafiction by MoldyMoo reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Fixing the Crash
My life ended in a blink of an eye. I wasn't given a chance to say goodbye or hug my loved ones. I had to fix this. I had to get closure.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 499 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010