Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, Merlin, and Star Trek: 2009.
So, you're probily wondering what YuriShi means right? Well it means LilyDeath!
so I'm pretty much open to all books with few exceptions but I seriously HATE Bella Swan and her whole little group they all need to grow up and get real. Movie wise though give me Jacob any day baby!
The one-shot is for my friend amoi.
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So the other day I was looking at profiles and saw the Common Sense obituary. While I agree with most of it, the woman that sued McDonald's over the coffee she spilled? She previously had burns I think it was, on her groin area, thus was overly sensitive, plus the coffee was like 10 degrees over the FDA's regulation temp for coffee, and she was in her parked car at the time. She suffered from 3rd degree burns because of it. While I do believe that we shouldn't be suing over everything, that woman did have the right to in my opinion. I would suggest that instead of relying on the media when it comes to legal matters, try and actually get your facts.
Some of my favorite quotes are:
""You’re a dead man, Dursley," he muttered quietly. "You maybe don’t realize it, but you’re a dead man. You just mistakenly assume that you’re still alive."" by Severus Snape in A Father's Love by Hopeakaarme
“So a little bait-n-switch, some political maneuvering and then… world domination!”
Everyone turned wide eyed to Hermione. The girl looked at each of them, apparently surprised by the others’… surprise.
“What? That’s the plan right? Or did I miss something?”" from Radix Acclaro by Random Dispatcher
Mal watched them leave and was still enjoying himself. “This is kind of fun.”
Inara smirked, “Oh yes, it’s all fun and games until someone gets mauled by a poodle.”" from Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon
"Harry turned to Simon who looked both confused and horrified. “Please tell your sister she can’t sleep naked with me.”" also from Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon
Harry held out the box for Mal, who looked in and saw the chocolate covered cake doughnut. “Hey!” Mal asked in surprise. “Why the hell is my name on this doughnut?” He asked pulling it out from the box and seeing clearly Mal stenciled into the frosting.
Harry shrugged. “You know, if you eat it, then it’s not a problem anymore.”" also from Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon
"Lemons come from Squirrles (sp?); Squirrles come from anal dwelling butt monkeys; Anal dwelling butt monkeys come from AIDS; AIDS come from Lemons. Keep the cycle going people!" the twisted logic of me, my brother, my younger male cousin, and my elder female cousin (who misunderstood us at frist when we were talking about something else leading to the squirrles)
" Joe"Ow, Ow, Ow." Me "Oh get a backbone!" Joe "I have one! its burnt!" " me and my bro when his entire upper body was burnt and i wasn't simpathising
" "Hey if two's company and three's a crowd then whats four?" Me "an asshole." bri" When I asked my cousin Bri this while we were bowling.
"“Well,” he told himself cheerfully, “one of two things is about to happen, because there are only two things that could logically happen if I throw lots of volatile potions ingredients into a pot of heated water. I will die a quick and fiery death, or something extremely fortuitous will happen, like me getting thrown back into my younger body to change the future for the better.”" Severus Snape from Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly
"Meanwhile, or rather at some point in the past, Snape opened his eyes and realized that something extremely fortuitous had happened." from Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly
"At that moment Albus Dumbledore felt a disturbance in the proverbial force that left him cowering behind his desk for a few moments. He would blow it off as nothing at the time, but years later he would regret not investigating. Oh, would he regret." from Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly
"The funny thing about the wards that protected Number Four Privet Drive is that they had been designed to feed off of the love and affection Petunia Dursley felt towards Harry Potter. Since that love was virtually nonexistent—and in fact, the only reason the wards still stood at all was because somewhere deep inside she cared whether little Harry lived or died—the wards were a little starved for affection. Because of this, the wards had attached themselves to Harry himself, and fed off of the love the little guy felt for things like butterflies and rocks that looked like faces.
"The last thing anything in the house heard from the strange duo was a frustrated miniature voice whining “But where are we off to?”, a much deeper voice declaring imperiously “world of magical glee!”, and what seemed to be a chorus of disembodied voices humming “God Save the Queen”."from Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly...ah Hell. Theres to much funny stuff in that story. Just go read it.
""Could you arrange it so that I could ride a unicorn?"
"Because, Gwaine, you have to be pure to ride a unicorn. And you are…well, you're you."
"Touché, my friend, touché."" Merlin and Gwaine from Curiosity Killed the Knight by Ultra-Geek
"Yeah, that's right, I'm a gay robot." Church from Red vs Blue
"Well, sometime when I fall asleep at night I think about my parents having sex and I get really really mad for some reason." Caboose from Red vs Blue
"Chess Club. Join It. Love It. Deny You're In It." from a flier that my English teacher saved (probably because she thought it was f-ing awesome to)
"So if these are strait poles does this mean that those are gay poles?" Sarah at band camp about our S-poles
"Guard! Take home your balls!" Sarah in the band room after practice. It suddenly got really quiet befor the few band members in there laughed(the balls were giant little kid toy bouncy balls that we were using to practice our arm position)
"Smile like you have botox!" one of us guardies after a half-time show...
"Wow...Frank has really nice legs" laughter me to my friend ShiShi at a football game
"Yuri-Shi you look like a hobo..." ShiShi about my poncho that I use to always wear (then it got cold)
"Rinos have big butts and smell bad" ShiShi at lunch when we all were sharring animal crackers
"I think Liam put drugs in our food." hm... ShiShi and I have both said this whenever we are acting really weird.
"Uhm...ShiShi..." "What? Was that like totally obvious and stupid?" "Yes..." me and ShiShi funny thing, we can not for the life of us rember what she said.
"Who are we blaming today?" "Liam..." once again many times by Me and ShiShi.
"Ni!" "Ni!" "Ni!" "Ni!" "Okay we can stop now." Me and ShiShi walking to my house after school one day.
"All worship God Tego. Massu will be Priest." from a fansub of a NEWS music vidio to their song Week.
"I could believe in boy bands taking over the world." ShiShi of the above mentioned fansub.
"But, but, I cleaned the bathrooms!" "okay you get part of a star." "oh! can I get the pointy part?" "I guess.." "can I poke Joe with my pointy part of a star?" "sure." me and my mom after my brother and I forgot to clean tha house when we had no school.
"The athlete who says that something cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it." not sure, but my history teacher had it on this "quotes of the Day" board...
"Security comes from earning it not seeking it" same as above.
"Happiness is were we find it, but rarely where we seek it." same as above
"Either lead, follow or get out of the way." same as above
""Christine, are you entering into a seizure? Your eyes are twitching at an abnormal rate. Is there any medication you need?" Immediately, the movement stopped" Spock in A Town Called Sporks by Of Glorious Plumage
So in Anatomy one day my friend Thorn and I passed back and forth a paper while watching a really old open heart sergery vidio and the conversation went as follows (is Thorn is me) lalala dodomanamana you can't see the heart I think they're getting to it is it pulsing? lol yes ^^ slightly creepy thought it wasn't suppose to be (reffering to the pumping heart) rerouting blood not completly stopping muscle movement the man has a weird voice which one? announcer dude? nope, doc. very dangerouse if the heart's pumping stop pumping now thinks me aww. they will soon ITS ALIVE! Frankenstien's Monster anyone? (reffering to the heart pump) Venus line? I don't think the Goddess of Love wants any thing to do with this-the pussy my thoughts exactly (the pussy)? she gets a scratch and runs from warTT (trojan war story) also to disgusting for her lol its true. Maybe Eros would like it.. maybe not- hard to tell with Mr. Sex-is-good-in-all-forms or maybe Ares would like it. Not for cupid if it was a war scene Ares would love it Meh, Ares was a coward though... Hygina might like the cleansliness of it... Yes blood is very clean well then :P >Have they done anything surgical? not prep. hm. nope^^slurp.slurp lift heart-move head in to frame and don't show under that was also damaged-surgically don't want proof in courtwell, i think a good lawer could use it and they talk alot. grr-just make your decision and do the job! my thoughts but it is dangerous stuff Hope bwahaha! do i really care?(about the insterments) not really but good to know he needs that yep and why take it? apparently other veins can do the same thing *blank stare* then why choise that one? IDK my BFF Jill/Martha? can't remember who? the girl was 1st then they asked the granny and I can't remember granny's friend's name do you think he is really alive? Maybe- you never know - his heart was pumping but wasn't he flat-lined earlier? no--/\/--/\/-- lol its a circuit (and here I made her heart rate diagram in to a circuit diagram) haha very funny :P dude looked like he had no pointer! :D your fingers are in the way! down in front Never! DOWN WITH THE MAN! cuz I'm cool like that no joke You lie(here we had a ripped off cornor of the paper that we were righting on the wrong way and I was playfully putting it that was intentionaly)no...Yes! mypresshess Precious? MINE! Not yours mutters: stupid hobbit you are strange. there is a hobbit name generator LOL! whats yours? huh? huh? IDK did not do it *blink blink* why ever not? no time grr. misquito why doth thou exist...ith shakspearean slightly random ...you do know me, don't you? I guess I. AM. RANDOM. 18 ways for ziva to kill you bwaha mommy? she is currently after Tony oh. okay then...I CALL DIPS ON GIBBS! ? ...you think I am referring to Tiva? you said mommy way currently after Tony I was refering to Ziva after Tony not you you mean mommy. you're Tiva's child? ...yes you found out my secret idenity. you would be like 4 or 3 well... in like 20 or so years thy invented time travel (or is it will invent?) Read Time Travlers from the Gideon Trilogy