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Joined 10-25-07, id: 1406232, Profile Updated: 09-01-10
Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter.

I think it's time for a language-switch in my profile! I am mainly reviewing English fics now and if there are some authors with personalities as stalker-ish as mine, WELCOME TO YOU!

As usual, I am not exactly sure what to write about... me? My writing? My philosophy? I HATE this... it's the same with every bloody writer's block. A confusing mash of uncontrolled words and syllables spinning around my desk! Ack.

Well, for starters: I suffer from writer's blocks as often as the sun goes up and down (ervery day, for those of you who are a bit slow on the brainside...) and I am not joking. It is horrible. And I definitely shouldn't rant about writer's blocks in my profile... damn crappy shit! This ugly topic seems to be glued to my synapses!

Now, for something interesting: Um, there is nothing. I love reading (though I suffer from READING blocks from time to time), which is very surprising and interesting indeed. Mostly... fantasy (yay.) and warped and creepy novels like those from Haruki Murakami. I admit that I go looking for education elsewhere. In school for example and piles of nasty glamour-magazines. Yess.

Harry Potter is GOD! No kidding, no explanation needed. He just is. As are Elizabeth Bennet, Sonea and Aragorn. And don't look at me like that! I am not some pimpled nerd who spends her time in front of the PC masturbating! Believe me. Please.

Last thing (and veeery important at that): I do not read many fanfics anymore because of time trouble and stuff (you see, I am NOT nerdy and couch-potato-ish) so you can either just believe yourself extremely lucky if I stick til the end of your story AND hit the comment-button. Or maybe your awesome writing skills just blew me away and I needed to inform you that you are amazingly talented and I love you. Or both. Whutevva. I usually make myself clear in my reviews.

So... um, maybe you already noticed (yes, I suck at English) but I am actually German. The people with leatherpants and beer. Right. No humour, you remember? And because of that I write my fics in German too. Sorry about that, but I would not want any native speaker to die a horrible death, choking on a wave of terrible grammar. See, my stories mainly revolve around Hermione, Ginny, Draco, Luna, Grindelwald, Ginny, Draco, Snape, Harry, Ginny, Hermione and Ron and there is certainly enough of that stuff already...

Thanks for following my stupid ranting until here! Love you!

Noch kurz auf Deutsch: Ich bin nicht nur hier aktiv, sondern hauptsächlich auf der Seite Harry-Potter-Fanfiction-Archiv (hpffa.de) unter dem Namen Supernova und ein kleines bisschen auf ff.de als E.T. Schaut doch mal vorbei. Und lest meine Stories!

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A Storm, A Dream, and the Taste of Strawberries by Day Met the Night reviews
"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,186 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Severus met xxx oder Crossover Drabbles by CallistaEvans reviews
Genau 100 Crossoverdrabbles. Snape trifft auf Figuren aus anderen Büchern, Filmen oder Serien. Kleine, in sich abgeschlossene Ministories, lustig, spannend, traurig, alles buntgemischt. Kurz und schmerzlos ... oder auch nicht.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 21,803 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All In The Hands by littledollface reviews
Hermione needs a little extra instruction in Potions class. One shot. Dub-con, light bondage, AU 7th Year with alive!Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gilded by swordandpen28 reviews
16 year old Victoire Weasley is off to France! How will a down-to-earth witch from England survive in a school where thousand dollar robes and weekly parties are the norm?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Victoire W.
Bend It Like Weasley by Jedi Tess of Gryffindor reviews
FINAL CHAPTER UP! Loosely based on "Bend It Like Beckham." A girls' Quidditch team, with students from each House, forms at Hogwarts. A coach with questionable motives is the least of their worries. D-G, post OOTP, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,109 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Beltane Pt 1 by fury-shashka reviews
This. Is. Shite.' Ginny’s voice was grumpy and so very, very taut." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Life Experience by Dragonangelx003 reviews
One shot DM/HG. Hermione ducks into a pub to avoid a storm and bumps into an old rival who has changed quite a bit since she last saw him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Il Dragone by rowan-greenleaf reviews
Malfoy leans in,and I fancy I'm about to get welcomed. I catch a whiff of his personal scent;something like vanilla and...boy.Yum. "We don't have all day," he informs me, "Have a seat or leave, but don't just stand there, looking like an idiot." Right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,866 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Dear Diary, I Mean, Journal by evilrabidplotbunnies reviews
“Yo momma is so fat she-” And there we were. Me and Granger. Exchanging “Yo Momma” jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All Too Fast by scribbling-pen reviews
A pregnancy fic. It was barely four and already his mind had wondered into her ‘perverted world’ of Welcome to Hentai Land with a mongoose running with open arms, cross that, he was becoming delusional. CS/NM
Nodame Cantabile - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,591 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008
The Chinese Room by ty.soglasna reviews
hpdm slash. Absolute silliness. Featuring whiny!Harry, misinformed!Draco, a detention, a misapprehension, and a series of confrontations that may or may not have gone badly ... you get the idea ... caution: swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Die paar Probleme by chaosprincess123 reviews
Draco Malfoy hat schwerwiegende Probleme. Wie bringt man 5 Affären unter einen Hut? Wie übersteht man den längsten Schultag aller Zeiten? Und wie gewinnt man gegen Hermione Granger? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,925 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoy Island by Arikaitas reviews
Die gigantische Verhandlung nach Voldemorts Fall brachte 11 Todesurteile hervor. 312 Verurteilte schickte man in die Verbannung. Der Verurteilte 302 regiert seitdem, gemeinsam mit Lucius Malfoy, die Insel der Todesser. Sein Name: Lord Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 301 - Words: 477,771 - Reviews: 5149 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
TABU by Chrissi Chaos reviews
Hermine hat Schwierigkeiten, sich nach dem Sieg über Voldemort wieder im Alltag zurechtzufinden. Dass sie sich auch noch ausgerechnet mit Snape anlegt, verschärft die Situation zusätzlich.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 263,443 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Coconut Shavings by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Draco is determined to set straight Dobby The House Elf, who put detested coconut shavings on Draco's cake. But Draco soon finds out that he has more than an unruly elf on his hands, he has the elf’s loony protector, Hermione Granger. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Geißel von Hogwarts by Pale-Slytherin reviews
Der Streichewettstreit zwischen Gryffindor & Slytherin. HPDM HGSS Antwort auf WIKKTChallenge, fluff & smut. Update: Chap 24 on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,114 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/29/2007 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Dared Into Love by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
The Slytherins play a game of dares. And to make it interesting, they each have to get someone they'd never consider going out with to make out with them, But what happens when things go wrong? Final chapter up! Wooo! HPDM PPDT BZSF TNLL HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,371 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Projekt: Hermine Granger in den Wahnsinn treiben by BdW reviews
Ende des 7. Jahres: Auf Hogwarts entbrennt ein Kampf zwischen den zwei besten Schülern. Der Grund: Draco Malfoy legt es in letzter Sekunde darauf an Hermine Granger den Platz als Jahrgangsbeste streitig zu machen. Wird sein Plan Erfolg haben?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sneaky Slytherin and the Redhead's Revenge by Yazethet reviews
♦COMPLETE♦ Blackmail, intrigue, lust and yes, snogging. He thought he detested her, she knows she loathes him. Can Draco win Ginny over before she tries to completely humiliate him in front of the entire school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,667 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes reviews
IT'S THE LAST CHAPTER! 6th year AU, preHBP. Lord Voldie's newest plan transforms our Boy Wonder into...Girl Wonder! Hilarity ensues as Harry discovers the world of gossip, bra shopping, and crushes. Slash HD SD RH Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,801 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Draco Malfoy Suffers From Postcoital Narcolepy by somandalicious reviews
DMHG A few visits to the healer was all Draco needed to remedy his strange constitution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rapture by The Humble Mosquito reviews
HP crossover. Novella. 12LH. St Christopher's college, Oxford is one of the finest educational establishhments in the world. Two bright sparks with a lot of history are on their way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Artemis F.
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 135 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Shade More Than Man by Acamar reviews
*Complete* A story of two enemies who have come to live under one roof, and soon started sharing more than the same space... SS/SB SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,494 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
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Spritztour reviews
Severus Snape hätte einige gute Gründe, Dumbledore umzubringen. Und es werden noch mehr! Der Alte hat ihn an einen Touri-Strand bestellt. Mit einem Gummiboot. Einem knallroten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Gute Absichten reviews
Der Krieg ist vorbei und Draco Malfoy auf Bewährung. Ginny hat unfreiwillig mit Harry Schluss gemacht und sucht nun eine Aufgabe. Da liegt nichts näher, als Bewährungshelferin zu werden! Nun muss Draco nur noch allen seine guten Absichten beweisen...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,954 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Ginny W., Draco M.
Das Snape Trauma reviews
Neville Longbottom erlebt als junger Professor einen Abend der etwas anderen Art, der ihn die Meinung von seinem verhassten Zaubertränke-Professor noch einmal überdenken lässt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Männergespräche reviews
Albus hat Harry etwas zu sagen, was ihn ganz sicher nicht freuen wird. Und ich meine nicht sein Coming Out. Viel schlimmer! Albus/Scorpius Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Lieber Tom reviews
An ihrem ersten Schultag will Ginny in ihrem neuen Tagebuch schreiben. Doch bevor sie anfangen kann, fällt ihr ein mysteriöser Brief in die Hände. "Von Bella an Tom..." Was mag es damit auf sich haben? Und ist es in Ordnung, in dem Buch zu schreiben?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Percys große Schlacht reviews
Was für weitgreifende Folgen eine Schneeballschlacht mit den nervigen Nichten und Neffen hat, lernt Percy Weasley unfreiwillig eines Dezembernachmittags. Percy/Audrey, Weasley-Clan
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Percy W., Audrey W. - Complete
Eine merkwürdige Einladung reviews
Blaise Zabini und Luna Lovegood, zwei Menschen, die kaum verschiedener sein könnten, begegnen sich nach der Schlacht um Hogwarts und helfen sich gegenseitig mit dem Erlebten fertig zu werden.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Blaise Z., Luna L. - Complete
Bedshaped reviews
Die letzten Stunden aus dem Leben Gellert Grindelwalds. Eingesperrt mit sich und seinen Erinnerungen, wandern seine Gedanken in alte Zeiten, zum toten Albus Dumbledore, während er auf Voldemort und sein eigenes Ende wartet. Songfic zu Keanes Bedshaped.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Fliegen für Dummies reviews
Malfoy beobachtet Hermione bei geheimen Flugübungen, es gelingt ihr jedoch ihn zu erpressen. Zusätzlich macht ihr neuer Mitbewohner Blaise Zabini das Leben auch nicht grade leichter... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,481 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hogwarts Musical reviews
Hogwarts singt. Nein, nicht wirklich. Aber zumindest Draco Malfoy tut es und zwar mit grünen Haaren. Wie das kommt? Ginny Weasley hatte Lust auf einen Candyman. Wieder ein Mainstreampairing. Ich kann es nicht lassen. Nein, HSMusical hab ich nicht gesehen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Nacht ohne Krummbein reviews
Rons alter Hass flammt wieder auf, nachdem er und Hermione verheiratet sind. Was wird er tun? Oneshot. Nichts für HGRW Fans oder Katzenliebhaber.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Mission Wichteln reviews
Ginny Weasleys Weihnachten auf Hogwarts während das Goldene Trio Horcruxe jagt. 6.Schuljahr. Eine kleine rothaarige Rebellin, die vom hakennasigen Schulleiter, Todesser, Mörder bei einer Missetat erwischt wird. Keine Romance, Ginnys und Snapes POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K - German - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Gefahr von Oben reviews
Was kann dazu führen, dass Harry Potter zu einer männlichen Hure wird, Draco sich eine Aluminiumkappe bastelt und einige Dinge ziemlich schief laufen? Ein spontane Eingebung von einer bekloppten Autorin...Slash, Inzest, andere komische Sachen HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Disevolution reviews
Pansy P. treibt Malfoy in den Wahnsinn, das wird Auslöser für eine hemmungslose Party in der Großen Halle, bei der mehr als nur einer der Schüler ein wenig über die Stränge schlägt. Slash, Parody, vollkommen sinnloser Plot, Gefahr für Verstand!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete