Darker Shades of Gray
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Joined 10-25-07, id: 1406372, Profile Updated: 02-21-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Fairy Tales.

Hey everyone!! I'm Darker Shades of Gray (obviously!! ;p). If you want, you can call me Emy.

You can also find me over at fictionpress.com. I'm beeyouteefull. Here is a link to to my profile there:

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/587070/

If you want to contact me, feel free to PM me or leave your questions/comments in a review.

Here are some random facts about me:

I LOVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM!! and I HATE when people STEAL plots!!--Please tell me if there are mistakes or typos in any of my stories. I'm only human but I will fix my mistakes. (and If I do have a plot or story similar to someone else's, I did not realize it, and did not intend to take their plot. I am very sorry.)

I am very sarcastic (if you hadn't already guessed).

I Love to: swim, sing, act, read, write, listen to music, etc.

My Favorite Books are: the Twilight series, the Maximum Ride series, the Artemis Fowl series, the Harry Potter series, the Faerie Wars series, My Sister's Keeper, The Anita Blake series, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (the movie was actually pretty close to the book...in some parts...a few parts...ok, not really, but it was alright for being based on a book), The Seer and the Sword, Blood and Chocolate, Heir Apparent, Sister to the Wolf, anything by Tamora Pierce, Holly Black, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, and numerous other books and authors that I don't have time to name.

My Favorite Movies are: Disturbia, Live Free or Die Hard (and all of the Die Hard movies), The Bourne series, Titanic, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lion King(1+2), The Little Mermaid (and many other Disney movies), Jumper, Step Up (both), The Italian Job, X-Men (all of them), Star Wars (all of them, but esp. the first (most recent) three) and many, many others that I will probably never get around to naming.

My Favorite Bands/Artists are: Hinder, Idina Menzel, Fall Out Boy, Plain White T's, Nickelback, All American Rejects, Kanye West, Matchbox 20, State of Shock, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Bowling for Soup, Supertramp, Spin Docters, Dead or Alive, Talking Heads, Cheap Trick...the list goes on and on.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. --I'M SORRY!!

If unlike the rest of America you cannot stand SpongeBob Square Pants, then copy and paste this into your file.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS. DO YOUR PART TO END IT!

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage


Upcoming stories:--Comments are apreciated--PLEASE DON'T STEAL MY PLOTS!--

--Untitled--ExB (JxB at the beginning)--Alice doesn't tell Rosalie that Bella jumped, and Edward never finds out. Bella moves on and falls in love with Jacob Black. But when Victoria changes her, Bella's life is shattered. She lives for years alone in isolated forests with only the pack as company and to keep her from murdering wandering humans. Her friendships with the wolves are rekindled as her control grows. When Alice sees Bella in a vision, the Cullen's come to find her, and she eventually accepts them.--It is still only a summary, so don't expect it for a while.

--Untitled--ExB--After Bella is changed, she gets used to her new power. With Edward and her new family by her side, she finds the strength to face the werewolves, hunt Victoria, and turn down the Volturi.--Again, it wont be up for a while if ever.--probably never because what i have so far is way too fluffy and cliche.


Now that you know a little bit about me--Well, I don't really know what comes next. Go read my stories!! Reviews mean the world to me!! (HINT, HINT ;p)

In case I forget in any of my stories/chapters, here is my disclaimer:

I do not own any characters, settings, plots, or other features that belong to their respective authors/creators. I am not receiving any money for using them in my original work. Copyright infringement is not intended.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

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Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 11,375 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,287 - Reviews: 5299 - Favs: 4,688 - Follows: 6,159 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 26517 - Favs: 7,879 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20614 - Favs: 14,568 - Follows: 5,859 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19786 - Favs: 10,387 - Follows: 6,959 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by Roslyn Grey reviews
Confessions of a sex-obsessed, small town girl, just looking to find herself in a world where curvy brunettes don't belong, and masturbation is frowned upon. Drabble fic. Cannon AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 31,199 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
The Learning Curve by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 138 - Words: 83,353 - Reviews: 13893 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Love not meant for this World by sheviking reviews
Pompeii, 79 AD: In the midst of disaster can Bellona, a Roman noblewoman, save her gladiator? Or will the two lovers be forced to spend eternity apart? Age of Edward 2012 1st place winner in Literotica category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 9,049 - Follows: 4,708 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 10093 - Favs: 6,693 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6489 - Favs: 6,574 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8783 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 5,154 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 530 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 5,773 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by muggleinlove reviews
Bella works for a high end hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. While Edward is a famed architect that is in Vegas overlooking his latest project. What happens when sparks begin to fly? Will they let each other in? Is it more than just physical? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 107,392 - Reviews: 6472 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 2,042 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7855 - Favs: 10,136 - Follows: 2,935 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suicide Girl by Queen-Cocaine reviews
She came. She came and destroyed my life. And now I've started my new life. New life if that's what you call it. I've become what i wanted most. But without the one i wanted most. Go figure. I'm not Bella Swan anymore. **Adopted by Lollirotxox**
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,241 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Intelligence by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett Cullen is not the idiot as everyone makes him out to be. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternity by FaithAdeline reviews
It's been 15 years since Edward left, leaving Bella alone and vunerable. She got bitten one day coming home and is now a great hunter and runner. She's on the dark side. Read for more, I pretty much blow at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Cliff Diving by Winter Ashby reviews
A brush with death that comes not from mythical monsters, but by Bella's own hands is a wake-up call. For her and for Jacob. [Jacob & Bella]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Warm by sillybella reviews
Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
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I Dream of My Love reviews
Bella has a dream about being a vampire. When her dream turns into a nightmare, will she realize what being a vampire is really like? ExB constructive criticism needed
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Grant Me One Last Wish reviews
Jacob recieves the news that Edward and Bella are engaged, and Bella's goodbye to him. Very sad. Jacob's POV. Written before Eclipse was published. ExB very slight BxJ
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Fairest Rose reviews
Sleeping Beauty set in modern times. Oneshot.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete