Illisandria Carthain
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Author has written 62 stories for Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Invader Zim, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Jhonen Vasquez, Alice in Wonderland, Megamind, Artemis Fowl, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Phineas and Ferb, Starship, Doctor Who, How to Train Your Dragon, Homestuck, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Wreck-It Ralph, Sherlock, and Book of Life.

Hey. If you've come to this profile, it's probably because you like my work and want to read more. For that, I must thank you.

I spent a good portion of my teenage years hating myself and the only outlet I could find that wasn't self-injury, was writing. So I put a lot of my soul up here for everyone to see. I also took a lot of it down because I was embarrassed. I'm not any more. I accept that it is a part of me that I can never be rid of and sometimes it's better to look at your mistakes full on and learn from them rather than hide them behind recycle bins and old folders.

Onward to the important part of this message:
I am not going to continue any of these stories right now. Maybe not ever. It sucks, I know, and I wanted to see them to full completion as much as you did, but with life going the way it is and with my interests constantly shifting, sometimes I don't have the energy/time to focus on these stories over something that could actually bring in money for me to live off of.

It may seem selfish (hell, it feels selfish to me and I'm the person writing this) but understand that, as much as I'd like to continue this forever, I can't. Fanfiction has been a place for me to learn and grow and I appreciate all of your support and kind words while I was on here. It helped me though a very dark time in my life and it helped me develop the skills that I hope to one day make a living off of.

That being said, if you want me to post the endings to any of my stories, or you'd like to adopt them for your own, please message me. Otherwise consider these stories unfinished. I may eventually post the endings for them as a chapter but I don't want to spoil anything for people who have yet to read them...

Honestly I'm unsure about how to handle all of this.

If you really liked my works, you can check out my Patreon or my Tumblr (which has a link to my commissions page). I'm always open to new things but I'm not really committing to any one story now. I have too much to work on.

I hope that I made an influence in your life and that you will continue to read what makes you happy.

Sincerely,
Illisandria Carthain

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ZADR Orange by PAT THE KITSUNE reviews
Sick of his home life, Dib turns for help to the one person who has ever fully understood him and undergoes a life-changing procedure meant to help him let go. Little does he know what such a change will give rise to in the end. ZADR RAPR TAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 173 - Words: 378,373 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
To Test a Man's Character by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
People always assumed that Sherlock Holmes was magical. People always overlook the short doctor constantly by Sherlock's side. And if they do notice, the most memorable thing about him is the fact that he is always seen with the detective. Which is why people are surprised when the told coming of the most powerful warlock turns out to be ordinary John Watson. People are stupid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Sherlock H., John W.
Vargas by Zarla reviews
What if Johnny had not killed Edgar? How much of a difference does one person make?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 311,629 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Edgar V., Johnny C.
How to Train Your Marching Band by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
-Modern day AU-slight crack-blatantly Hiccup/Astrid-crossover elements- High school senior, section leader, band geek and sometimes dragon hunter. His life was already difficult enough to manage, but he really didn't need THIS on top of it. -ACTUALLY UPDATED-
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,766 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010
Locked in Each Other's Gaze by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
Humans were once split in two: Head and Heart. By now most are whole enough to be called normal, but there is always that one special case. If a Head is without a Heart, they are cold and emotionless. If a Heart is without a head, they are without reason. Heads and Hearts must find each other to survive. But the real question is how do you know when you've found your other half. AU
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Built for This by carolnegate reviews
Good Cop and Bad Cop were stuck with each other, trying their hardest to balance out their other side's flaws. As both of them worked tirelessly to hunt down the Master Builders, they were each equally convinced of one thing - despite all that had happened, despite their endless power struggle, and despite all the tragedy they left behind, they had been built for this job.
Lego Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,269 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - President Business/Lord Business, Good Cop/Bad Cop
Hero with the Cracked Helmet by OneLastBird reviews
The Universe is ending... again, and Vitruvius has come up with a prophecy to save it... again. Seriously, how many times has this happened already? Anyways, Universe ending, big prophecy, yadda, yadda, this time the survival of everything might just depend on a slightly damaged 1980-Something Space Guy...
Lego Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,304 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Emmet B., Wyldstyle, Batman, Benny
A Slave of Your Own by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
Clara has gone missing and the Doctor visits London's greatest consulting detective for help. In the middle of investigation Sherlock, John, and the Doctor are taken themselves. Meanwhile, Sam and Dean visit London to help a friend of the recently deceased Bobby and end up getting taken as they draw too close to the truth. Now they must team up to escape... Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013
The Truth About John by Raxicoricofallapatorious reviews
John and Sherlock have been released from the hospital and are taking a cab home. John contemplates the last day and comes to a conclusion of his own. JohnxSherlock. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Betrothed by secretsofadarkangel reviews
AU. At the age of sixteen, all Irkens are meant to be engaged within their social ranking. However, some dare cross the cultural borders, leading to conflict, heartbreak, and romance. Crappy fic is now complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Almighty Tallest Miyuki, Red - Complete
Beautiful Scars by seductivefeline reviews
N returns! But he's more twisted, strange and untrusting than he was before. What will Black do about it? Can he do anything? Can he heal this wounded soul? Rated M for language, sexual content and mentions of abuse. Isshu/Unovashipping. Sequel is DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,374 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilbert/Touya - Complete
A Fowl Fairytale by TheQueenOfTheFoxes reviews
Colfer's characters in a convoluted fairy tale. Pure crack.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Destiny: A Range of Colors by Dirge for the Dead reviews
I've been noticing the colors in most everything ever since I died. Ever since five years ago. Maybe more. I've lost count. After slaying, I draw in the color of everything around me. Store it away. Every person has a story. A color. What's yours?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,469 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010
Swarm by Jynx'sbox reviews
Conflicting views of Edgar Vargas by the last two people to see him alive. Non-Canon Au
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edgar V., Jimmy
Marbles and Screws by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Zim is fed up with GIR's insanity and decides to fix it for good. But when he opens GIR's head and takes out the garbage, he realizes there's more to GIR's circuitry than meets the eye. Sequel to Pennies & Paperclips.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Rage Against the Moons by Malaria Vincent reviews
Zim cringed as the boy twisted away and wretched. He could see the human’s teeth were already changing too, forming the four long distinctive fangs. The skin around his mouth was already starting to rot. He was, in effect, dying from the outside in.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,947 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Zim, Dib
Eternity in a Pickle Jar by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
They say that everyone gets a second chance, they say that everyone dies. But what they don't say is whether you still get that second chance after death. It would be nice to think so, wouldn't it? This is the Less-Than-Divine Comedy. Jimmy/Edgar.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,762 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Jimmy, Edgar V. - Complete
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
Dreamcatcher by Eternally Ebony reviews
After an accident invoving Gir and waffles, Zim is able to see the future in his dreams... and that's the least of his problems. Irkens are mysteriously found mangled on the Massive, and a certain big-headed stowaway doesn't help things at all... ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zim - Complete
Sunlight: A JTHM Story by VeralicProductions reviews
It has been a few years since Johnny left, and a few years since the Human Negative was left unchecked. Desperate to find another proper waste lock, Satan initiates a contest to four eligable people. Who will become the next 'King of Killers'
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 88 - Words: 279,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/30/2008
Zimmy in Wonderland by star3catcher reviews
A gift for my Wonderland-loving pal. Zim falls down the rabbit hole and learns of the power of the almighty Queen. What horror will this lead to? If you value your sanity, run. RUN NOW!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Zim
The Fallen by MissDomaYuset reviews
“N-No.” Zim croaked. He shut his eyes for a moment as he broke into a fit of coughing. Blood sprayed from his mouth, splattering against Dib’s face causing him to flinch. When it was over, Zim looked into Dib’s eyes and smirked again. “I... I win..."
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Fate Is A Funny Thing by Irken Princess Kay reviews
It was a cold night...when my feelings started to change. I didn't know what was wrong with me or why this was happening, but I knew now that things will never be the same. Fate is a funny thing...when you fall for your enemy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,888 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Fate by UnicornxNinja reviews
It was the moment she laid her piercing eyes on me. It was when I became her friend. It was when I first heard the jangling of her boots. I knew something was up. Co-written with Dirge for the Dead. See: Destiny, and Destiny: Creeping Darkness by her.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Through the Rabbit Hole by CyphonFiction reviews
Broken. He was so broken. Completely. Try as one might he couldn't be fixed. No matter what one could think of, nothing would bring him back.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,739 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Kyuubi's Great Gender Exchange by CloodSama reviews
Touch the Fox and be remade. Or, so said an old folk law. But, really, no one had anticipated precisely what kind of 'remaking' was to occur. Cracktastic, really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Death Walk by Amry reviews
The first ever Death NoteAmerica's Next Top Model crossover! Light Yagami wants to win ANTM and become a fashion god, but can he beat out the competition from the world famous Wammy House modeling agency? [crack, if you couldn't tell] [CHAPTER 2 IS UP]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Light Y.
Die Asche Meines Herzens by Sighani reviews
HIATUS. When we last left Squee, he was locked away in a padded cell of a sanitorium. And now, years later, that's where he remains. Fate, however, has a funny way of working, and padded cells and concrete won't be able to imprison him forever.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee
Persona Reversed by Insomniac Jaki reviews
This is the continuation of Persona Reversed by TheDeathBringerofHell. ZADR! Dib and Zim's bodies get switched. Sucky summary, I know.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Zim, Dib
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE! After an accident that puts Dib in a coma, he must prove that his soul is worthy of reinstatement. Wow, I'm bad at summaries...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
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El Cadáver del Guitarrista reviews
A feisty young woman swallows her pride in order to save her hometown. A deceased torero ascends to the Land of the Living to save his family. A grand hero conquers his fear to rescue his love. All in the span of three days. Corpse Bride AU
Book of Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Manolo S., Maria P., Joaquin M., Xibalba
Gravity Falls Gossiper reviews
Extra, extra, read all about it! Headlining: Somewhere, a man with an eye in his forehead watches a television set. Somewhen, a couple of children die again and again. Sometimes, a clock gear slips and a second passes by uncounted.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012
Defying the Norm reviews
When I got asked to join Jörmungadr, I knew it was my chance to ask Deadly Nadder out. Unfortunately, someone beat me to the punch by asking ME out: Night Fury. The worst bit? Night Fury is a guy. And he is persistent. Modern age AU. Sex, drugs, and Rock & Roll
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless
A Gaping Pit reviews
He just wanted to curl up into a little ball and hide away in the gaping pit where his fear of the ocean used to be. Spoilers for Wake Up/the Citadel.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Finn, Jake - Complete
The Truth About Shadows reviews
Shadows of the past are captured in parchment and ink, trapped as I once was. I, the last Shadow of the Great Father since Her descent, will tell the story of my fall and my rise to glory and the glory of my bond-brother.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless, Camicazi, Stormfly
Penitence & Patience, Glitches & Viruses reviews
Red binary flickered across his face as gibberish flew from his lips. She backed against a candy-cane tree behind her, leaping away as blue-red glitches ran across her arm where she touched the candy. No, this was not happening. There was no way this was happening...She had to find Ralph. NOW. Mirror on AO3 under SandriaC.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, Wreck-It Ralph
Cycle of Life: Revisited reviews
Zim is broken. Dib is broken. They are all broken, yet one can fix the other and, perhaps, find a way to fix himself. Remake of the CYcle of Life trilogy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Zim, Dib
Dreamland reviews
By a route obscure and lonely,/Haunted by ill angels only,/Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,/On a black throne reigns upright,/I have reached these lands but newly/From an ultimate dim Thule-/From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,/Out of SPACE- out of TIME.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Letters reviews
Dipper, One of them got in. I had to kill it. I can't get the blood off my hands. It screamed so loud and tears flowed down its face. I think I hurt it bad before it died. I don't think I'll be able to sleep today. I can't get the image of its dying face out of my head. I puked up my lunch too, which means I have to drink more…Please…I need you…I'm so alone… —Mabel
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Full Circle reviews
They had created him; he was torturing them; all things in full circle, he supposes. Sequel to 'Captain, My Captain'.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Red, Purple, Zim
Looking-Glass reviews
Dib finds a game online, one he may be good at! But nothing is ever as it seems in Wonderland.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Dib
Poor Little Heart reviews
"Did they forget thee? Then dinna care! Then dinna care!" ZaZr. Remake of "Tenderness".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Zim, Zita
Prometheus reviews
I gave you fire and you burned the Earth. [EDIT]: Added a prose chapter, to clear up any confusion. Enjoy!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
Captain, My Captain reviews
They were his Tallests. He was a joke. Or so they thought. Translation notes at bottom.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Red, Purple - Complete
Only Each Other reviews
It was just the two of them, and sometimes that was okay because they would always be there for each other. DaGf. T for mild language, body-functions, and serious subjects. Thanks go out to ngrey651 for being such a doll :3
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Tears of Ice
The duality of Simon Petrikov, like light refracting in ice crystals; like the light reflecting off the gems of the Crown that binds him like a shackle.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Ice King - Complete
Pants Stuck reviews
Be Karkat's Pants M for sexual situations and language. Complete crack.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Karkat V. - Complete
Only When Sightings Can Amaze reviews
I just moved to America and here I was with the least likely person a straight-and-narrow kinda guy like me would be with: a male prostitute. AU Human!Perry Younger!Doofenshmirtz Perryshmirtz
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
Tenderness reviews
It was so simple, go to the Galactic Slums, get a human slave, go back. What could possibly go wrong? Betaed by otherrealmwriter. DISCONTINUED.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Zim, Zita - Complete
Vocabulary of Eleven reviews
Nine hundred or so years and eleven different faces, he's picked up an extensive amount of words. 100 ficlets for 100 words, all from the 11th Doctor's perspective
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2011 - 11th Doctor
I Think, Therefore I am I am, Therefore I Live reviews
"I am. I think therefore I am, correct? I think so I must be; and if I am, must there not be life? Life that belongs to me, life that I have a right to, life that is not stolen, but simply not unique. Why cannot you see it?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/4/2011 - 11th Doctor Ganger - Complete
Top Ten Things I Think Would be Cool to Do reviews
"This is why being a field agent is on my list of top ten things I think would be cool to do." "Wh-what are the oth-th-ther nine?" "Classified!" AU Perryshmirtz
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Human at Last reviews
The missing scene from when Bug get's psychically linked to the brain-dead Starship Ranger to where he rescues Starship crew 15-A2. 1st-person/possible stream-of consciousness. T because it's a StarKid play ie: language
Starship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Bug - Complete
Emotional Toxin
ZADR. Character Death,. Mild language. Entry for a Z-A-D-R-Orange Art-Exchange.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Chain Reaction reviews
ZaDr. Strip-tease. Hints at actual sex. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Submitted to Z-A-D-R-Orange on DA for their art-exchange.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Lul Whut? reviews
A collection of ficlets and drabbles, little thoughts on pairings with a surprise twist ending! Rated for suggestive themes.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Complete
Unrequited Awkwardness reviews
They loved each other more than they could or would say. Neither knew they both felt the same. Age/Species appropriate Perryshmirtz. Twoshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
I Feel i11 reviews
Sawada Natsushiyo has been chatting online with a guy around her age who she only knows as the username I11U5I0NI57 but she calls him i11 . Soon she meets him in real personn and realizes that she might like him more than she previously thought. Fem!2769
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Mukuro R. - Complete
I'm Sorry Isn't Good Enough reviews
"Daddy's coming..."
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Prof. Membrane, Gaz
My First Glimpse of You reviews
Was through Round glasses and brown eyes Entry for metasgirl's contest
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Flock Chéile reviews
Artemis Fowl is the smartest twelve-year-old human on earth. Orion Fowl, his bubbly twin brother, is not. One day they do something monumentally stupid: they kidnap a fairy and ransom it for gold. AU. AF re-telling. Holly/Artemis/Orion love triangle.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Artemis F., Orion F.
Quantum Relativity reviews
The Universe is made up of dimension upon dimension, each branching out when a choice is made to a new possibility set, creating infinite possibilities. Peeks into many of these dimensions. Ficlet collection. AU to slash.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Complete
777 reviews
Insanity kinda' snuck up on Dib. All that pressure...logic stated he'd have to crack eventually and when he does he does it in style. New version. Massive Gore Warning. Extreme Language. Oneshot
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete
Kristallnact reviews
Internal conflict rages like fire glinting off of glass shards. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Germany - Complete
Mi Culpa reviews
He flew too close to the sun and his wings melted and he crashed back to the Earth...Prof.Membrane POV. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Prof. Membrane, Dib - Complete
I Hope For reviews
Sometimes the greates minds in the world are mad. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Prof. Membrane - Complete
Hello You reviews
Skooge had been shot oyut of a bio-sweep canno and attacked by a Hogulous but he's still got a place to go and friends to make. Request fic for ngrey651. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Skoodge - Complete
That Hat reviews
This is pure crack. "I do LOVE that hat..." Oneshot
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Kafka reviews
In the search for insect-like apathy Nny revisits the things he wishes to get rid of. Oneshot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Johnny C., Mr. Samsa - Complete
Mind's Eye reviews
Funny thing...most of the insane people were actually geniuses. Oneshot. Made for Invader Johnny
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Gaz - Complete
Cantarella reviews
"Staring back at me staring back at you" Perhaps their Game was just a front. ZADR if you know what the lyrics mean. Based off of Kaito's Cantarella.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Marble Angel reviews
Gaz and Dib did this every week or so, talking to the one that had left them to be with God. They loved here still and she listened to their day. DAGF. Oneshot. Thanks inside.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dib, Gaz - Complete
Sticks and Stones reviews
Dib, Zim, Gaz...the three of them share one thing in common. Implied Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
The Birthday Massacre reviews
It's a self-planned celebration...Oneshot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Death Slinky reviews
Crackfic. Something me and a friend came up with in Physics.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
These Chains reviews
I have no freedom...they own me, body and soul.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Zim - Complete
Vicious Cycle reviews
And the circle turns again. Obscure slash pairings. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Complete
V for Vendetta reviews
So many people had laughed at him, had hurt humans he had taken it. Now he was hurting back. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Dib - Complete
Mirrors reviews
The two of them were so similar for ones of diffrent races. And they shared a name...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Lard Nar - Complete
Ala Fine, il Mio Amore Distutto Me reviews
One day an alien comes and lands on the small backwater planet called Earth and meets someone who makes him wanna stay forever. AU. ZADR. Character Death.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
E reviews
I have you under my thumb, you are mine yet I am still unhappy...why is that? Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Mirror, Mirror reviews
They say when you say its name three times, it'll come out of the other-world and kill you. Birthday fic for MissChelle.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Russia - Complete
Now I Can See reviews
GIR does something insanely stupid as usual and now he's trying to fix it. GIR/Zim POV
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
As Snow reviews
Somewhere someone has woken up and has no idea where or who he is, all he sees is snow. ZADF 1shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Change reviews
They've managed to make their decisions. There's no going back now. Final part of The Cycle of Life
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Evolution reviews
Dib just got his revenge, but how will it change the way he looks at the world? Part 2 of 3 in the Cycle of Life Trilogy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
With solid proof of Zim's alien-ness, Dib is as happy as he'll ever be. But something inside him is changing, and not for the better. First in a trilogy called The Cycle of Life.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Moment They Said It reviews
One day Zim questions the Tallest about whether they really like him or not and the results rock him to his core. .:1Shot:.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Zim - Complete
Naruto Ultimate Ninja Song Parody GO! reviews
A random collection of songs parodified by one of the many Naruto charecters. In other words: Random Schmoo. .:discontinued:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Sharking Around reviews
Kisame. Itachi. One annoying song. What could POSSIBLY go wrong? .:1Shot:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Truth Jutsu reviews
Gaara has captured Sakura and here comes Naruto! Shikkaku v. Kyuubi! FINAL CHAPTER! My first really complete series! W00t!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
RiXle reviews
Their love, their baby, and the story of how it all started. The name says it all. .:Riku/Axel:.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Riku, Axel - Complete
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