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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, Marvel, Twilight, and House, M.D..

Salutations!

HEY! Um... Wow..how's it going?

I'm Terie!

I'm amazingly optimistic, unique, annoying, and of mixed race. YAY!! -.-

Hobbies: Dancing ballet, Drawing, Playing the Bass guitar, and writing random sht just to make you all laugh!! WOOT!!

Languages: Spanish, English, French, and a little Creole and Portuguese

Favorite movies: Bend It Like Beckham, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Mulan, Beauty and the Beast, Snow White, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Interview With The Vampire, Van Helsing, X-men (all!), Marie Antoinette, Good Burger, Sweeny Todd, Edward Scissorhands, Two Heads Are Better Than None, Rugrats in Paris, Nightmare Before Christmas (OMG SALLY), ahem Harry Potter 1-2-4-and 5, and finally Something New.

Favorite music: Kings of Leon, Lauryn Hill, Panic At The Disco, Death Cab, Alicia Keys, Keane, LCD Soundsystem, Ottawan, Benny Benassi, Muse, Selena, ABBA, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Motion City Soundtrack, Backstreet Boys, U2, Kaiser Chiefs, N'Sync, Beyonce, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Erykah Badu, Kinito Mendez, Under The Influence of Giants, QUEEN, Anita Ward, Lee Jung Hyun, Shiny Toy Guns... and finally HEAD AUTOMATICA!! Wow... you all should see my ipod...it's sooo official.

MOST FAVORITE SONGS!!: I OWE YOU A LOVE SONG by Shiny Toy Guns!! BEATING HEART BABY by Head Automatica!! Mama's Room by Under the Influence of Giants!! MAJOR TOM by Shiny Toy Guns!! DON'T YOU WANNA TOUCH by Joan Jett!! DOTA by Basshunter!! RUBY by Kaiser Chiefs!! 0 RUM TUM TUGGER by CATS the Musical!! THE BUCKET by Kings of Leon!! SEX ON FIRE by Kings of Leon!! SOUL MEETS BODY by Death Cab!! KILLER QUEEN by QUEEN And... so many more!!

Favorite books: Interview With The Vampire, Dangerous Girls, The Goosebump Series, Green Angel, Wayside School is Falling Down, Matilda, Zipporah, The Twilight Series, and Harry Potter 1-3-5-7. :D

FOOD!: TACOS, hamburgers, spaghetti, lasagna, cucumbers, red apples (only red ones), NACHOS, beets, POTATOES, TWIZZLERS,

Favorite shows: BBC Skins, House M.D, Law and Order S.U.V, Rugrats, Phineas and Ferb, America's Next Top Model, Doug, Ahh! Real Monsters, SO YOU THINK YOU COULD DANCE, Hey Arnold, America's Funniest Home Videos, The Vampire Diaries (Cuz of Damon), GLEE, and... VIVA LA BAM!!

Pet PEEVES : GUM... except Bubblelicious, People disturbing me when they know I'm on the phone, repeating myself -.-, ignoramous, and being nagged.

Favorite Past time: Being in the Dominican Republic, Eating ice cream with my two favorite boys... BEN & JERRY, High School, the constant sleepovers I would have with my Bff Sisi... and also making Duckie Videos!! Playing Rockband with The Artist Formally known as Eric, Chuckie Cheese, and fourth grade :D

Soo... Anyways... That's all you will ever know about me YAY!!

My interest in Harry Potter is decreasing, BUT I will keep posting up new fics about it. FYI I'm still a Harry&Hermione shipper but I'll just read instead of writing them. I suck at romance stories. Umm...I enjoy writing comedy. So far... thanks to my insane cousins.. I've taken a keen interest in Twilight. After I read the first few chapters, I discovered it's greatness! I mean, no offense to J.K Rowling...but Stephenie Meyer gave me what I wanted to read. ANGST AND ROMANCE! Yea...like totally.

Any who... For Twilight, my favorite characters:

Alice- Because she's just so annoyingly ADORABLE. You just can't help but to give in to her

Jasper- Dude... he's hot. I love a man with scars.

Emmett- If I were to have a big brother...he would be like Emmett, 'cause he's like a lovable tough guy

Rosalie- I love vain conceited people.. she makes me laugh at times.

Jane- OMG! Just because she's a sadist. And she seemed cute to me.

Embry- I love his name and he seems pretty laid back than the other ware-wolves.

Angela- She never once ignored or abandoned Bella. A true human friend.

And for Harry Potter...My Favorites:

Luna Lovegood: She's such a sweet, starry eyed person, and has a weird sense of wisdom

Tonks: COME ON!! SHE'S AWESOME!! Who wouldn't love her!! She has spunk!

Neville Longbottom: Doesn't try to grab all the attention... very humble

Mad-Eye Moody: He's my hero

Fred and George: Who wouldn't want goofy troublesome twin brothers? They're HILARIOUS!

That'll be all :P ty

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Just One More Thing by HarryandHermionesLoveChild reviews
With Voldermort defeated,Harry,Ron and Hermione are sharing a flat in Hogsmede and moving on with their lives. But soon a shock anouncement is going to put the strength of Harry and Hermione's relationship to the ultimate test.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,337 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Reminisce On This by p3rfume reviews
AH. Alice, hailing from NYC, is tragically struck with the death of her parents and is sent to live with her Aunt Esme and step-family in dreary Forks, WA. Just when she thought things couldn't be worse, suave photographer, Jasper, sweeps her off her feet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,918 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Jasper
A Love in Reverse by S. Schumaker reviews
RESUMED, FINALLY! Chap. 8 is complete. Enjoy! A night of drunken passion brings the two teens together. But Hermione doesn't remember it, and Harry is feeling guilty...Is the friendship doomed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,588 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Moonlight by Olgakk reviews
He kissed me sweetly, his cold lips on mine causing a shiver to run up my spine "I love you,Alice," I smiled as his words brought me comfort and calmness. "I love you too, Jasper. Forever"my vision blurred and I welcomed the sweet darkness. Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,109 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Alice, Jasper
Between the Lines by Tinsadisaster reviews
Harry and Hermione travel now, unaccompanied by Ron. Sparks fly, words are said, and friends become ... more than friends. HPHG. DHcompatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,912 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dangerous Beauty by Alsper reviews
AU. Set in the 1920s, Jasper is a lone vampire content in wandering alone in this world until he smells something delicious and finds someone who intrigues him. cannon pairings, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,744 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice
FOR CASSIE by little miss gaelic reviews
During one of their late night coffee chat, Hermione announced that she’s planned on getting married with a muggle… Harry’s supportive, but trying to sabotage it at the same time. After all, he has the right to do it for Cassie, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Coming To Salem by HarryandHermionesLoveChild reviews
My take on the film, Coming To America. AU- Harry Potter is the wealthy and pampered prince of Gryffindor, who goes to Salem in search of a bride, wanting to marry for love rather than go through with the marriage King James and Queen Lily have arranged.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,946 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Experience by SnippyandSnarky reviews
UPDATED AT LAST! Re-edited, reposted and a brand new chapter. Virginal Hermione wants some experience, but Draco and Harry are fighting over who's going to give it to her. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
White Walls by 911turbowriter reviews
She had always wanted to know. She had always felt like she was holding onto her past like it was fraying string. When Alice becomes enlightened with the facts of her past she feels some relief, melancholy, and anger. Now it's Jasper's turn to help Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Leave Me Alone, I'm Lonely by shamrockin reviews
There's much more to Alice than matchmaking and shopping. Beneath her surface is a whole world of pain...Can Jasper break down her defenses and heal her heart? Please note I changed the rating on this...mostly for language..definitely not for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Everything's Not Lost by GemmaRobyn reviews
Jasper and his sister Rosalie return to Forks at the age of 18. He then meets Alice; the latest edition the Cullen family. What will happen when he begins to fall for her yet believes he is not worthy of love due to his dramatic past? A JPOV. Future smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,070 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High School LoveHate Affair A JazzXAlice story by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Jasper and Alice hate each other but they are drawn to each other, disgusted by this they go out of their way to not acknowledge each other’s presences in public,when Alice starts dating James will Jasper finally realise his true feelings for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Little Sister No More by HopelessRomantic79 reviews
Jasper has always seen her as his little sister. How can Alice convince him she's all grown up? AH/AU. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,559 - Reviews: 974 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Tie Me Down to this World by Struck Upon a Star reviews
AH/AU. Alice and Jasper awake in the same hospital, scarred, broken, and searching for meaning. She gives him peace; he gives her joy. They are each other's hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 163,005 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Change in my Life by Arwennicole reviews
A fashion designer that had everything at her fingertips is held hostage by a gang for ransom, but one of her kidnappers seem to have a kinder heart than his friends. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,416 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
There by off-the-deep-end reviews
Alice's past and present are affecting her future in serious ways, but she is afraid to change. Can Jasper help her fight that fear? What about the obstacles in Alice's path? M for mature language and themes. On temporary hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,704 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Wilted petals falling by Knightvanilla reviews
None were laughing at the end, No smiles lingered on soldiers faces, Only relief seen as they wipe sweat off their brow, Letting their weapons fall from their hands... Give it a shot, read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Endless Love by NightLife reviews
This is a bundle of ONESHOTS that i have written about our favourite couple Alice and Jasper. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 47,740 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Saving Me by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione finally leaves her abusive husband and goes to Harry for help. He trys to get the old Hermione back from her broken state and discovers feelings for her that he didn't know he had. AU/ possibly OOC. Graphic violence, non-con,not for the gentle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,946 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Playlist Shuffle by EmmyBabexxx reviews
Leah has been screwed over too many times,first by Sam and Second by Jacob.When will she finally be happy? Lee/Emb Jac/Ren Sam/Emi
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Embry, Leah
As Fate Would Have It by into.scrapes reviews
Edward can't stall fate. He loses control and attacks Bella on the first day they meet, but realizes he can’t follow through with draining her. Can Bella still love the monster that stole her life? AU, rated M for mild language and sex. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,020 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Finding Alice by sKayFoid reviews
From James' POV on how he missed out on tasting Alice's blood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - James, Alice
Scent by GlitterAndSnow reviews
The night when James found Alice, how he likes her, he is about to kill her, and how he sees her transforming into a vampire, thanks to Dr. Vamp, her doctor and protector who is in love with her .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
The Meaning of Love by Winds of Autumn reviews
After the Final Battle, Death Eaters deal one final act of horror, which will affect one member of the Trio horribly. Will the consequences of the act will wreak havoc on the Trio as we know it? Or will the three friends grow stronger?Bad summary just rea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unconscious Confessions by Nikki99 reviews
The Minster feels that Harry Potter is the perfect candidate to do Legilimency for his elite Auror task force. But what happens when being able to see inside of the mind of his best mate reveals a lot more than expected?... About her AND about him? H/Hr- Story Discontinued...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,637 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Finding Hope by FashionPixie89
Twilight rewritten in Alice and Jasper's POV from the beginning of their time as vampires up until prom.We do not own the characters, the facts and dates are Stephenie Meyers. We simply wrote them out in more detail! Collaboration with Sewwychristine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,253 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Stranger, Would You Please? by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
A chance meeting makes for a life-changing encounter, which for Hermione Granger, occurs in the mens' restroom at King's Cross Station. Not that she's complaining... yet. LEMON and some random fluff thrown in for kicks! Post-Hogwarts. HGHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Alice by Scarlett Masquerade reviews
Expounding on what James mentioned about Alice's past.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, James - Complete
Distractions by RustySpoons92 reviews
What if Alice found a distraction for Jasper on Bella's first visit to the Cullen house? Happens in middle of Twilight, while Edward gives bella the house tour, which ends with Jasper's study... Alice/ Jasper/ Bella/Edward M /Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Gleaming Darkness by BellsNGems reviews
A tale of love between Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, in which Draco Malfoy is a very bad boy that wants a a certain bookworm all to himself and will exercise any means to have her. Set from the beginning of their 7th Year. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
All in Good Taste by nanirain reviews
Alice and Jasper Oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Can you rekindle the past? by harmonyliveson reviews
Harry Potter left Britain nearly 10 years ago after his proposal was turned down. He lost everyone since and only his work with children gets him out of bed in the morning. Suddenly, he's asked to return to a conference organised by his ex-girlfriend. H/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Why The Cullens Can't Babysit by Duck Life reviews
Stories about how each of the Cullens babysit Bella while Edward hunts. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella - Complete
Drug by HelloFoxie reviews
Alice is Jasper's drug... I guess. What an idiot... Didn't his parents ever tell him not to do drugs? Weirdo. Although I suppose Alice is safer than drugs. ... Just. An AliceJazz story told in the perspective of Emmett. Thats right! EMMETT! T for languag
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Anniversary by leslie grace reviews
One-shot. Jasper and Alice have a fun conversation on their anniversary. Sweet and a bit funny, Alice POV. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
No Kinder Sign of Love by Aerial312 reviews
Jasper is reunited with Alice after her trip to Voluturra in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Diapers and Deception by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice and Jasper are left to babysit Renesmee, who is need of a diaper change. Someone's got to take care of it...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
20 ways: How to Make Jasper Give In by 20wayss reviews
Jasper seems like a pretty easy guy to annoy. Quiet, isolated, serious. But what if you go overboard? What if you annoy him so much, he decides to give up all he's worked for? Tragic, I know. WELL, in this list we'll show you how to make him do just that!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
I want to be a Butterfly by KRAMM reviews
Alice doesn't like looking like a pixie. Jasper asks what she wants to be.Just a simple one-shot A/J R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Empathic Fun by DaemonicKitten reviews
Jasper gets bored one day at school, and decides to use his power on the students around him. Jasper/Alice pairing. ONE-SHOT. Just randomness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Speak 2 by Noxstarr reviews
Melinda returns to Merryweather high for her sophomore year. Unfortunately for her, everyone knows of her painful secret. Does this knowledge help Melinda grow as a person, a daughter…a friend? Or will the pressures of it all cause her to just not speak.
Speak - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Cookies and Eskimo Kisses by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice attempts to make cookies for Bella. Jasper only contributes to the mess she's already created. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The End of the Beginning by Infinityy reviews
WARNING: very naughty! angst with a happy ending. // Harry is having a hard time adjusting to life after the war. When things get too overwhelming, there’s only one place he can think to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day I Met Alice by wingsxforxmarie reviews
Set in Jasper's point of view, see in his eyes what it was like meeting Alice for the first time. Oneshot. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
First Taste by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
Desperate to hold onto the unfamiliar feeling for as long as possible, Jasper kept his eyes closed as he forced out the first question that came to mind. “Who are you?”
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You sink into me by TheSilverWolfisBack reviews
Alice takes Jasper's pain away. *Lemon*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Five Times House Babysat, and One Time He Didn't by GoddessofSnark reviews
But Mommy, I want to stay with Mr. Greg!" Cuddy rolled her eyes at the comment, of course her child would pick House over her. Of course she would. A bit of Huddy fluff. Heavy on the fluff, moderate on the Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 12/22/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Oh How Cynical by Intoxicated Lie reviews
When Cameron calls out sick for work, House is curious as to why.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House
The New Cullen by Cypress665 reviews
The Cullens move to Portland, Oregon. Alice feels sorry for a human who's mother is abusive to her. But when a hunting trip gone wrong strikes the heart of the treaty, the Cullen family is forced to remember the repercussions of having human friends.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Alice, Jasper
The Bet by TheMarshmaloWizardGhostCookie reviews
Ginny and Harry have a baby...and two ghosts make a wager on the name...THREESHOT Please RR My first HP story FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TOAST MY YUMMY MARSHMALLOWIZARDGHOSTCOOKIES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
One Pair by GreenEvans reviews
Harry and Hermione are returning from a day trip when they have car trouble and are stranded in the pouring rain near a small cabin in the woods. Due to a series of unfortunate mishaps, they are without magic and soaked to the bone with nothing but the clothes on their backs. Can they survive without their wands in the secluded cabin with only one pair of pajamas? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by illegalpen0902 reviews
It's a perfect night to anyone who's awake. Two lovers lay with each other, one is awake, the other isn't, yet. Starting with caresses and ending with caresses, whispers in the dark can turn into something louder. M for: ex.S, N, and mild L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Great Minds Fantasize Alike by Prisoner of Sorrow reviews
Harry starts to have dreams about a certain person.... meanwhile finding rather interesting notes addressed to him.Do they mean what he thinks?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,001 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saving Grace by Rizzle reviews
Harry’s had a rough time. He’s about to turn thirty. Ginny has left him. He spends his days unshaven, unkempt, watching Buffy episodes. But he’s not alone. A first-person, Harry POV. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Escape From Oblivion by GobSmackt reviews
Harry Potter is completely oblivious and Hermione Granger is sick of hiding her love for him. So adorning a sinfully seductive dress she decides to do something about it. NEW CHAPTER UPDATE And if you're REALLY interested, an author's note in my profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Let Me Enlighten You Hermione's Revelation by hrmny4etrnty2 reviews
Hermione is suddenly hit with a revelation during an evening with Harry.Story told from Hermione's POV. Rated M for language and sexual innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Mystery of Marriage by SolidBlack reviews
They woke up far from home, married, pregnant, and with no recollection of the last few months. Harry and Hermione team up in this epic story to determine who is behind their situation. Will they solve the mystery of their marriage? Or fall apart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,578 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Tell Me Truth Hurts by SomberBallad reviews
Harry, Hermione, and Ron must find their way in the new world after Voldemort's death. They've all changed and must learn how to cope with themselves. H/Hr one-shot with mentions of R/Hr and H/G. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
So Wrong for Me by scarlet and gold reviews
HHr 3RD & FINAL CHAPTER UP. At a party Harry starts to thinking about the many reasons why Hermione is wrong for him. Like...what were they again? Post DH, minus epilogue. Lighthearted short story. Strong language & alcohol involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Closer by pdelusional reviews
Harry and Hermione got themselves in a bit of trouble. Will they learn to cope with it? A tent!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Belief, Another Version by DreamScene reviews
She took a larger part of his heart than he ever intended her to have. My rendition of Belief by meeker004. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oxygen Deprived Pyromaniac by walkingthroughwalls reviews
He's been searching for her. He finds someone else in her shell. Even after Voldemort's death there is still evil hidden in old buildings built with old grudges that seem will never die. Hermione is caught in between the two sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hidden Agenda by leedee reviews
Cho Chang wants Harry all to herself but she feels that Hermione is in the way. She turns to someone unexpected to help her get Hermione out of the way. What happens when Hermione gets a new pursuer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,999 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Peanut by Pipsky reviews
Jack and Jack fight over a peanut. My first fanfic. Please review! Oneshot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Charming by Fuyumi reviews
Not knowing what to do with herself after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione settles on staying with the one who needs her most until that changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,599 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Found by I'm-not-ok reviews
Hermione has been searching for years after Harry's disappearance.Has she found him now in New York? But what will Harry do to her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Take It From Me, NEVER Interview Mr Potter! by ArCHiE 1up reviews
AU, Take it from Hermione...NEVER interview prats like Mr. Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Wintry Fondness by Picturesque reviews
Harry & Hermione. As winter draws near Hogwarts Castle, the two best friends are immersed in a pleasing conversation. Both don’t realize what is concealed within them...HHR. Romance. Rated ‘M’ For Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mistake? by Ambersan17 reviews
Hermione Granger is engaged to muggle John Briar. When he goes away on business, some old feelings Hermione once had start to return. Can she stop them before it's too late? Please Read & Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,817 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Red by themysciranprincess reviews
It shouldn’t have been so amazing. It shouldn’t have come as quite a shock. It shouldn’t have been the surprise of the century, but here it was: A Revelation..."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
From Me by Goldy reviews
When Harry pulls away from her, Hermione doesn't know how to stop it. She doesn't even know how to deal with it, because it destroys her a little more. Every day. HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Love's Game by hotsleekeyz reviews
CHAPTER4. Unexpectedly, Hermione was hit with utmost surprise. She was falling for her enemy. Only that Draco didn’t comply, for he could never change for Hermione. Two men plays the game : Harry and Draco. Who will be able to keep the ball in his court
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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The Daily Life of the Volturi reviews
Pretty much self-explanatory... it's all based on an inside joke.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Aro
Fun With Uncle Emmett: The Chronicles reviews
This is just a whole bunch of nonsense about my fave Vamp. EMMETT! I just thought that he and Nessie will have a bunch of random moments with each other, such as having fun and getting into trouble. Mostly trouble. :P Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,257 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
Target reviews
Why is there a vampire doing in Target? Julio will find out. Enjoy
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - James
Dr Heartfelt reviews
Cuddy asks House for a kind favor. How will it go?
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2009 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Incredible Hulk and the random of the randoms reviews
Random stories of the Incredible Hulk... Thank you Jackie, Eric, and Crys for your help! Enjoy! Hopefully
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008
Can Death Eaters have a day off? reviews
A little inside joke, on how Voldemort over works his loyal followers. They seriously need rest for their hard work. Enjoy! I hope, lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Please Deny Alice's Help reviews
After receiving an invitation to Cocktail Party, Bella silently panics. That's when Alice offers her assistance. Crap. ENJOY! I hope.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Bella
You just can't reviews
Bella wants to spend some quality time with Jacob, but Edward won't let her. This is short :P
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tere Show! reviews
It's the best magical talk show EVER! Where the best witches and wizards chill avec moi! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009
Give me That Drink reviews
Inspired by my idiot cousins. Harry and Ron are on a night out drinking. That's all. Enjoy, umm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Telling Jokes With The Stupid People reviews
This was a joke that was fabricated in my freshmen year in high school. Dumbledore's got a Tele! He loves it! Tehe
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? reviews
We've all been there before. I'm sure your parents had to make up a lie just to make you shutup. In this fic, Fleur is just informing her daughter a little fib. OH! Wait! A cellular mobile is involved! Yay! Enjoy! Tehe :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Fleur D. - Complete
Frankly Disturbed reviews
Can anything annoying be taken seriously....come on....should it? Based on actual events, Enjoy! Tehe!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Missing Homework and the Furious Professor reviews
This is just a simple comedy about Hermione not admitting that she is unprepared. I suck at this, really I do....why must I be so freakin' new! .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
L'Oreal, Because he's worth it reviews
Snape's secret on how beautiful and shiny his hair actually is. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Severus S. - Complete
Real Men of Genius reviews
Let us all salute Crabbe and Goyle, our favorite bullies. I incorporated the Bud light "Real Men of Genius" song...Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Vincent C., Gregory G.
Can't be too careless reviews
Harry and Ginny will learn their lesson. Don't leave condoms lying around...especially around a curious 5 year old girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Love from an inanimate object reviews
We all love Harry.....and so do somethings. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Failure? reviews
Can failing one thing on a test place a bad effect on someone? Let's see how Hermione deals with it. Enjoy! hope so
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
It's never a great idea to take XTC reviews
Ron was bored out of his mind..So I try to cheer him up
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Ron W. - Complete