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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.
My names Daniel, but some of my friends call me Lightning.
For my Harry Potter stories:
In case you haven't noticed, my name is not J.K. Rowling. So, her stories are hers, not mine. Not making any cash off of them.
I have nothing against the other Weasleys, but the youngest two just give so many opportunities for abuse. So, after reading Deathly Hallows twice (because I just couldn't believe that Rowling could have mucked that up so badly when it had SO MUCH POTENTIAL) I got into fanfiction. I found out how fun it was to bash the two youngest Weasleys. I don't believe that Ron is scum or evil or the lowest form of life, but he is an idiot. On occasion, I will give them a break, however.
I don't think J.K. Rowling knew what she was doing when she put Ron with Hermione. Well, I think she knew what she was doing, she just didn't understand the implications of it. If she had wanted the people who have independent thought to understand why she put Hermione with Ron, she should have either shown him having less tantrums and more common sense in the sixth and seventh books, or she should have made him a less dislikable person overall from the beginning. Common sense dictates that if two people are fighting constantly, its not a good basis for a relationship.
For my other work:
Those of you that read my work may be wondering why I'm taking so long to update. Well, my girlfriend had me co-writing and beta-ing for her. The story is a Pokemon fanfic, story ID 6233221. It's an absolutely massive project and was occupying most of my time. I've also been working more on original work.
You may notice that all my stories are rated M. That's more to be safe than anything else. I'd never forgive myself if some poor kid just HAPPENED to be exposed to reality a bit earlier than his/her parents intended. Most often, it'll be for violence or smut. I don't really put enough foul language in for it to be a problem.
I'm always open to reviews, comments, challenges, and constructive suggestions (telling me to have a centaur rape Malfoy is NOT constructive...and it may or may not be illegal in several states). Either PM me or comment on the story in question. But seriously, reviews are a big thing for me. As one of my favorite authors (original, not a fanfic author) once said, "To anyone who knows a writer, never underestimate the power of your encouragement."
Ships I won't use-
Faustian Bargain- My newest story, based on a wild idea I had a while ago.
Occasionally, a muse will come to me and beat me across the head with something blunt and heavy (frying pan, shovel, holiday ham, etc) and the resulting crime against literature will be shoved headfirst into "The Plot Bunnies of Doom."