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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

My names Daniel, but some of my friends call me Lightning.

For my Harry Potter stories:

In case you haven't noticed, my name is not J.K. Rowling. So, her stories are hers, not mine. Not making any cash off of them.

I have nothing against the other Weasleys, but the youngest two just give so many opportunities for abuse. So, after reading Deathly Hallows twice (because I just couldn't believe that Rowling could have mucked that up so badly when it had SO MUCH POTENTIAL) I got into fanfiction. I found out how fun it was to bash the two youngest Weasleys. I don't believe that Ron is scum or evil or the lowest form of life, but he is an idiot. On occasion, I will give them a break, however.

I don't think J.K. Rowling knew what she was doing when she put Ron with Hermione. Well, I think she knew what she was doing, she just didn't understand the implications of it. If she had wanted the people who have independent thought to understand why she put Hermione with Ron, she should have either shown him having less tantrums and more common sense in the sixth and seventh books, or she should have made him a less dislikable person overall from the beginning. Common sense dictates that if two people are fighting constantly, its not a good basis for a relationship.

For my other work:

Those of you that read my work may be wondering why I'm taking so long to update. Well, my girlfriend had me co-writing and beta-ing for her. The story is a Pokemon fanfic, story ID 6233221. It's an absolutely massive project and was occupying most of my time. I've also been working more on original work.

You may notice that all my stories are rated M. That's more to be safe than anything else. I'd never forgive myself if some poor kid just HAPPENED to be exposed to reality a bit earlier than his/her parents intended. Most often, it'll be for violence or smut. I don't really put enough foul language in for it to be a problem.

I'm always open to reviews, comments, challenges, and constructive suggestions (telling me to have a centaur rape Malfoy is NOT constructive...and it may or may not be illegal in several states). Either PM me or comment on the story in question. But seriously, reviews are a big thing for me. As one of my favorite authors (original, not a fanfic author) once said, "To anyone who knows a writer, never underestimate the power of your encouragement."

Harmony- my primary one. This is my primary ship.
Harry/Luna- I think it could happen, but Harry probably wouldn't be with just Luna.
Harry/OC- Sometimes you have to make your own character to fit the profile.
Harry/Multi- I find it hard to believe that after 11 years of no contact, Harry wouldn't jump the first female he saw. Or the first several. So expect it to happen.

Ships I won't use-
Harry/Voldemort- it's just not right. A 72-year-old with an 18-year old? Disturbed much?
Harry/Snape- again, somebody that old with Harry is just not believable. And thats the whole mutual hatred thing aside.
Harry/Malfoy- I have a problem with this. I wasn't aware that you would go and screw your school enemy, who's hated you since day one, even IF you were being hunted by the magical equivalent of Hitler, Darth Vader, and Osama Bin Laden rolled together. I have this creeping feeling that Draco is gay. I blame Seel'vor for that.

Murphy's Law- Still trying to figure out where in hell I'm going with this. Is it going to be Super!Harry, or Harry with a backbone? Will it be canon Hermione, or Hermione without the bookshelf shoved up her ass?

Faustian Bargain- My newest story, based on a wild idea I had a while ago.

Occasionally, a muse will come to me and beat me across the head with something blunt and heavy (frying pan, shovel, holiday ham, etc) and the resulting crime against literature will be shoved headfirst into "The Plot Bunnies of Doom."

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The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 461,909 - Reviews: 3463 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 3,236 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 182,779 - Reviews: 5442 - Favs: 10,189 - Follows: 12,362 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14600 - Favs: 19,571 - Follows: 17,120 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Telling Tale by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
Seeker Cassandra has finally tracked down the Warden, three years after her old recruit Anders started the Mage-Templar War. How does a Seeker convince a mage to side with the Chantry?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 308,504 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Surana, Cassandra P.
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Vendetta by BrownRecluse2517 reviews
When classrooms become battlefields, students become soldiers, friends become lovers, rivals become allies, and a leader must take his stand against evil. Chapter 24 up. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,604 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 5,255 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3284 - Favs: 5,840 - Follows: 6,424 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
A New Chance Continued by pyrodaemon reviews
Managing to kill Lord Voldemort, Harry now faces the fates themselves. Watch as he's thrown back in time to his eleven year old self and given a second chance at life, a chance to right past wrongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,678 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 6,258 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 848 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Tiberium Wars by Peptuck reviews
As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.
Command & Conquer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,445 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 7/13/2007 - GDI Commander, Kane
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,079 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 3,375 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just the Two of Us by Mengde reviews
Garrus and Shepard hit the town to get supplies for the Normandy as well as some alone time. The only problem is that the town is Omega - and Omega hits back.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Apollo 18: The Nixon Files by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A crossover between Portal and the dreadful movie Apollo 18 starring Richard Nixon and Cave Johnson as they fight to save the world from moon spiders. Yes, you read that right.
Crossover - Misc. Movies & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Cave Johnson
The Epic Pokemon Adventure: Serrano Tales by RyeLove reviews
Two trainers set out with great goals. Soon four are traveling together. One dreams of being the greatest trainer, another the best coordinator. Another wants both, but the last seeks vengeance. The Pokemon world may never be the same. Language/Violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,678 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4756 - Favs: 7,079 - Follows: 7,122 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4310 - Favs: 6,571 - Follows: 6,664 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Darkened Paths by Paladeus reviews
Harry watched Sirius fall through the veil, learns of Dumbledore's manipulations and decides he's had enough. At Sirius' will reading, he finds his godfather has one last master prank to play. Light goals, time training!Gray!Powerful!H/Hr/L, Nev/S J/L
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 148,974 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,291 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Enemy of My Enemy by Katsuhiro reviews
"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Vol de la terre mort by thoraxe357 reviews
We know that Harry Potter was chosen by fate to vanquish Riddle, right? Well... what if Fate was overruled? What if other forces of the cosmos chose another? click and see the flight of death grounded. H/Hr NT/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5759 - Favs: 12,349 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Rampant Disease by triedunture reviews
Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
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Murphy's Law reviews
Harry wins but has nobody to share the victory with. He tries to go back and change things, but since he's Harry Potter, things go wrong. Harry with a backbone. May feature decent!Dumbles and Snape. Harmony-ish. May be Gray!Harry later. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Plot Bunnies of Doom reviews
Every sugar-induced, cracked-out plot bunny or one-shot thats made its way into my head and survived long enough to be put into the files. M for varied content, mainly profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010
Faustian Bargain reviews
After Sirius dies, Harry gets a very stranger visitor. Tired of being kicked, he decides to start kicking back. Post OOTP, non-DH & HBP compliant. Gray!Harry. H/OC. M for a reason. Will be violence and severe language later. Plenty of adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., OC