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Love is patient; it is kind. It bears all things, believes all, hopes all, endures all. Love never ends. Terrible things are done for it. For it will men mutilate themselves and murder rivals. For love will even a peaceful man go to war.

I have a love of Yaoi, Gundam Wing, Naruto, Numbers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, & Harry Potter

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear."

- Ambrose Redmoon

It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.”

-- Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.”
-- V, V for Vendetta

"Imperfection is beauty, and madness is genius. It’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
-- Marilyn Monroe

"Truth is a great flirt.”
-- Franz Liszt

"If you can't convince them, confuse them.”
-- President Harry S. Truman

"Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.”
-- Alfred Alder

“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.”
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

”Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.”
-- Martin Luther King Jr.

useless quote: "Fanficcers are like kender, we borrow everything, annoy the hell out of authorities but still deny what we're doing is illegal." -- Skull Bearer

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Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 180 - Published: 4/2 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Unknown Then Found by sarhea reviews
Harry finds out he's bonded and as always, Hermione helps him uncover the details. One-shot. Not for YIM - smut, lemons. Added a Reactions chapter COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/14 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Winky - Complete
Counterparts 4: A Pirate, a Wizard, and a Cowboy Walk Into A Ninja by joshlamont reviews
Don't you just hate it when you're *right* about to be in the middle of an epic battle and some foreign tourists show up?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/6 - Xander H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jealous? by erbkaiser reviews
Hermione Granger sees it as her personal responsibility to take care of Harry in every way. So what else can she do when Luna seems to have a better method of calming him down, but try to outdo her? Slightly naughty, more than a little bit of crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/8 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,512 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Reach for the Stars by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Maybe he should have stayed away. He knew he should have. However, no matter how much other people said otherwise, he was selfish. So he kept going back and maybe one day would be the day that he took him with him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
The Emperor is Dead, Long Live the Emperor by Lucillia reviews
Growing tired of his old apprentice and becoming a bit too impatient to wait for Luke to come to him since he isn't getting any younger, the Emperor decides to go looking elsewhere for an apprentice. Unfortunately for him, things don't quite go to plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - E. Palpatine
Temperatio Temporalis by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Harry, Hermione and Luna go into the past to win a war they lost. First though, they have to ensure the other war ends like it's supposed to. Lunar Harmony, James/Lily, Xeno/Celeste, Frank/Alice, Sirius/Amelia, Remus/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
There's only one phoenix (and it's not me) by claudiapriscus reviews
There's no rebirth waiting for you. Iron Man 3 Spoilers!
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 339 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
DADA boycott by Midnighter 13 reviews
Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Phoenix by Sara Blake reviews
After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 123,973 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Alive by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
NaruSasu. AU. One-shot. He only joined the band for him. He only came back for him. Too bad he thought that he'd never like him back. Rated for what it implies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Better Than A Backward Flushing Toilet by Lady FoxFire reviews
#6 in the 'If Things Had Been Different' universe - Take one group of space explorer-alien fighters mix with another group of alien fighter. Stir well and then sit back and wait.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - J. O'Neill, W. Lennox - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 135 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 2,430 - Follows: 516 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 286 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Drabble Series 3 Sign Of The Times by ShenLong1 reviews
The boys are again on holiday; this time in Tasmania. Heero spots a few 'interesting' signs on their travels and with the memories still fresh in his mind of his suffering at Duo's hands from their previous holiday, he decides some payback is in order.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 4,956 - Follows: 1,787 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Deaths in Sanford are No Accident by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
An idea, inspired by Jess, which never went away. Hints of 'homoerotic tendencies'. SherlockJohn. Attempted crack that became more serious than intended. Some references to Guy Richie's Sherlock Holmes, which I also do not own.
Crossover - Hot Fuzz & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Five Times the SGC Annoyed John Watson and by caffinebunny reviews
...One Time They Helped Him Annoy the Holmes Brothers. Exactly what the title says. For a secret military outfit that isn't even controlled by his country, John Watson sure runs into the SGC a lot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/16/2010 - John W. - Complete
Psychosomatic by Mundungus42 reviews
After her run-in with Tom Riddle's diary, Ginny Weasley need more help than St. Mungo's can provide. A concerned third party knows just the place: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The trouble is getting her to the right doctor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., G. House - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,324 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Diary of a Protected Witness by snowdragonct reviews
Ever wonder what was running through Duo's mind at certain points in "Witness Protection?" Here are snippets of his point of view...a companion fic, that will not rehash the entire plot, but offer a new perspective on certain events.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 121,113 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3247 - Favs: 10,320 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Sharks in Suits by PaBurke reviews
The BAU must interview victims of the Ice Truck Killer before interviewing the UNSUB himself. They get more Information than hoped for.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/23/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Building A New Life by Yanagi-wa reviews
Sequel to The Price They Paid – The Pilots fought for peace for the Colonies and the Earth. With peace and the freedom to begin new lives they now are faced with new threats, not from politicians, but from the hard, cold space around them and the men and
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,536 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Worst Day, Best Day by trulywicked reviews
Little Naruto is having a very bad day. Will little Sasuke make it better or worse?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
iHop by Yanagi-wa reviews
Final in the Night Patrol trilogy. After a night in jail, our guys really want pancakes.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Wufei C., Duo M. - Complete
Morning After by Yanagi-wa reviews
sequel to Night Patrol. Une sends Wufei to get Heero and Duo.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Witness Protection by snowdragonct reviews
When Zechs Merquise is found murdered, detectives Heero Yuy and Wufei Chang are tasked with the unenviable chore of keeping the only witness to the crime alive long enough to testify against the leader of the Oz syndicate, Treize Khushrenada.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 392,439 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Sunrise Apologies by PaBurke reviews
A sequel to "Small Packages", to clear up any misconceptions
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Women of the Otherworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Small Packages by PaBurke reviews
Oz meets the Pack. The Pack meets Buffy.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Women of the Otherworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Gotham Ghost by PaBurke reviews
The Winchester boys hunt one of the more difficult ghosts.
Crossover - Batman & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Sharp by PaBurke reviews
It’s all in how you define the terms. Part of my "Beta Daily Prompt" collection.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Night Patrol by Yanagi-wa reviews
Two Highway Patrol Officers stop a couple with some very odd results
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
The Wedding Planner by snowdragonct reviews
Heero isn't thrilled when Relena hires someone to plan their wedding, but once he meets the young man, he's downright unhappy. Duo Maxwell is friendly, good looking, and spending way too much time with Relena...Heero's jealousy knows no bounds.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 180,857 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
The Price They Paid by Yanagi-wa reviews
They' demand that someone pay for the war crimes the Gundam pilots commited. Heero draws the short straw. The differences between his life in prison and the other pilots lives on the outside can be quite starteling and interesting. DuoHeero, mm, yaoi
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 363,591 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Wonderland by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Winry writes Al a strange letter that he shares the Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Alphonse E., Roy M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9794 - Favs: 12,973 - Follows: 3,741 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Giving Into Temptation by Aqua reviews
HeeroDuo PWP Can Heero keep himself from giving in to his desires?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y.
A Use for Old Christmas Cards by The Manwell reviews
Heero experiences a month of weirdness following one spontaneous act. Post-series. Language, shounen ai, FLUFF, Heero POV, OOC, my wacko sense of humor. (Complete)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
Man Of Tweed by Booster1 reviews
All Giles wants is to sort out the Council’s accounts. Unfortunately, he’s in Metropolis, so face it – he doesn’t stand a chance.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/9/2005 - R. Giles - Complete
Marriage Counseling by Merula reviews
AU. Heero and Duo are marriage counselors with their own radio talk show. One shot. Rated R for language and suggestive dialogue.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
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