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Poll: If they are making a New Moon and/or Eclipse movie and you got to be cast as a caracter in it who would you want to be? completly ignoring the fact that the Cullens/Bella/school people/wolves are for the most part already cast Vote Now!
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Joined 10-26-07, id: 1406938, Profile Updated: 06-28-10
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WARNING: THIS IS AN INSANLEY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG PROFILE! (I attempted to shorten it but it didn't work!!)

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED :-D

Hey I'm RockstarLife... welcome to my insanly long profile... uh yeah...soooooo...

in the last poll, Volterra, Italy won with a total of 8 votes, in second we have Forks, Washington with 7 votes, in third we have London, England with 6 votes, La Push, Washington came in fourth with 4 votes, Phoenix, Arizona came in fifth with 2 votes and last but not least is Texas with only one vote. Please vote on the new one! (please!)

I find this very werid... when I logged in it asked me if I was human I wanted to say no I'm a vampire.

'As Emmett had pointed out to me, it wasn’t the humans fault they smelled so damn appetising.' quote I liked from the story 'oh what a night' by xxxRubyxxx

these are true conversations that have happened to me!!

me: look at the cats!! they're having a snycronized licking game!!
my mom: it's the new olympic sport!!
both laugh hysterically
mom: I meant for cats!!

mom: I'm reading New Moon again and it still makes me cry from my ears when Edward leaves
me: (through hysterical laughter) you said out of you're ears, not eyes!!
mom: I did?
more hysteric laughing

meme: I have to go and buy some clean dirt
me: isn't clean dirt kind of an oxie moron?
mom: yes
meme: I don't know, I was never good at science
me: holds back laugh
mom: well dirt might have something to do with science but and oxie moron is more of a language thing

This is a random song I made in music class

p.s. i was REALLy bored!! (we were watching Big Bird goes to China can you blame me?? oh and it's to the tune of follow the yellow brick road from the Wizard of Oz)

jump off the cliff, jump off the cliff, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella jump off the cliff! we're off to see The Volturi! the evilest Volturi of all! to save Edward Cullen from committing suicide! oh Edward Cullen Bella's not really dead! no, no, no, no, no! she's not really dead at all! (dadadadadadada) we're off to see the Voulturi the most evilest Volturi of all!

oh and before I forget (which I will) here is the link to my Twilight website: http://www.freewebs.com/twilightaddiction The link to my other one is http://www.randompiegirls.webs.com

pic. of what I think Rosalie, Edward, & Jasper would look like as kids (and yes I did take this picture from the Little Vampire): http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/anna_popplewell_rollo_weeks_jonathan_lipnicki_richard_e_grant_the_little_vampire_001.html

this is just a video that reminds me of Twilight well not really the video but the song I can just picture it Mike Newton in a bar where the Cullens just happen to be and Rosalie plays a trick on Mike just to make Emmett mad... lol it's basically a song that makes fun of Mike Newton though I'm sure that wasn't there intent. the song is called Kick My Ass by Big & Rich http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2IaIAbTQJg

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(Originally in -theoneyouforgot-'s profile) The Last Thing You Ate

Coaco Puffs

Thing that confuses you the most

I don't know? I get confused a lot but I would say conversations confuse me the most

Thing that you are ashamed of

I can't think of anything right now

Thing most loathed

snobbish people who are jerks to me and my friends and talk to me like I'm mental incompitent, and stupid summer reading projects...wait make that school work in general

Hair Color

Brownish, blondish, auburnish (like a combination of the three) really it changes from day to day depending on the lighting

Eye Color

Dark Blue (ish)

Nationality

Irish, VERY French, and English

You get in trouble the most for

waiting until the last minute to do things...like projects...and homework... and goofing off the majority of the time

Most thought about thought

a person...

Favorite Artist

at the momment 3oh!3

Most Annoyed by

people who ignore me!!

Can you do a push up?

YES!! I finally learned!!...kinda...

Can you run a mile?

eventually yes

Favorite Hobby

hanging with my buds, writing, being random

Are you an emo poet

on occasion... I like to write funny poems better though :D so no I guess

Do you know who Flyleaf is?

YES AND THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!!

What color is your math notebook?

white

Are you funny?

when I'm not trying to be... don't know if that's a good or bad thing...

Are you secretly dating your best friend

no

Do you understand football?

it confuses me ad I can't follow it... at all... all I know about football is that you throw an oval shaped ball into those

thingies at the end of the field resulting in a touchdown... I think...no

Are you dating anyone

no and it sucks

Are you okay with not dating anyone?

see above

Does someone have a crush on you?

kinda

Where do you come in the family tree?

oldest!

Do you like your feet.

odd question, but, Yes they're okay i suppose

Anything else?

Nope i think that is all

(Originally Taken from MyArtIsInWords's Profile then taken from EdwardIsMyLover's profile)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
okay.. what?... isn't it generally on the first line?... wait NOOOOOO IT'S AT THE BOTTOM IF YOU'RE COUNTING DOWN!! I feel so smart!! lol

2. What is your favorite possession?
MY IPOD!! which I have mommentarily misplaced...

3. Do you own a gun?
No, I'm terrified of guns maybe because I was 'trained' to fear them, and oddly enough I want to be a detective... I think but that was with my Law & Order obsession... now I kind of want to be a suergon because of Grey's Anatomy! lol

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
Don’t have an ex or a boyfriend for that matter :(

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yes. because I'm afraid they will find something seriously wrong with me or
that they'll find out I have some werid rare unpronounciable/uncureble disease
and I HATE shots!!!

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
idk i like most of them

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
ORANGE JUCIE : - D

9. Can you do a push up?
yes :D (kinda)

10. Is your bathroom clean?
yes

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
my random shoe necklace

12. Do you take painkillers?
only when I have to so yes?

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I don't know? I don't have one? I guess...

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
maybe... sometimes I think I do...my little brother has it though

15. What's your name?
what's it to you??...

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
I think I'm going to go make some Toy Story 3 mac & cheese
It is really cold in here
Stupid summer English project

17. Name the last 4 things you have bought
Conditioner, shorts, a shirt, lava lamp, and Dark Flame by Alyson Noel

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Pepsi/Coke, water, orange juice

19. Current worry?
idk i don't really have a major one right now

20. Current hate?
Summer projects

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
my room, computer desk, outside

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
babysitting

23. Where would you like to go?
FORKS, WA :D and London, California, anywhere really

24. Do you own slippers?
yes... somewhere... I think the underside of my bed is holding the hostage

What Are You Wearing?
jeans and a blue shirt

26. Favorite color(s)?
YELLOW!!, red, blue, lime green, black...did I mention yellow???

27. Are you gay?
no but I don't have a problem with people who are

28. Do you sing in the shower?
I sing anywhere if no one can hear me, so yes.

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Probably the boogeyman. and ironically vampires which are now my obsession well at least Twilight vampires

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
I don't know!? should I know??

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
when I was six some kid on the playground ran (literaly) into me and I went flying across the tar and nearly hit a wall
scraping my knees so bad there wasn't a first layer of skin on them

32. Who is your loudest friend?
Thea

33. Who is your most silent friend?
Andy or Josh

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
I think so...

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
YES!!

36. What is your favorite candy?
SKITTLES! ... um 3 Musketers too... anything that's not outrageously sour

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
I don't really know never really thought about it but I really love the song Thunder by Boys Like Girls and
Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus or Here In Your Arms by Hellogoodbye

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
I haven’t ever thought much on that subject.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Reading Dark Flame by Alyson Noel

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
And that would be Hana...

my motto: we are all spazzes on the inside (makes peace sign)

(more) Random facts about me!!

I'm EXTREMLY RANDOM AND HYPER!!

I write songs and I have ~50 songs most of them written this year

my nicknames are: Em, Auntie Em (by my step niece), Bella, Shika (because I hop like a deer when I run), cookie (my mom), Alice (my French class name), Emz, Emmy, and a bunch of other nicknames from my mom, Switzerland cuz i'm friends with everyone and when someone is fighting with someone else I'm neutral

I live at that place next to a place that's beside (you guessed it) a place!! oh and it's shaped like a square!! :D

I have at least 14 different stories for fanfiction but none of them are finished

I suck at updating on time

I'm in love with English and Australian accents!! THEY ARE AWESOME!! :-D in fact the other day I was in music class and I somehow got started reading the Miranda Rights to my best friend... in a British accent.

I spaz out daily

one of my friends has hot pink hair!! it's awesome!! when I told my parents about it they both said (and not at the same time) 'don't get any ideas'

I call her Pinky

I have two black cats named George (Gryffendor Albus Dumbledore Edward Cullen yeah that's his full name I just call him Georgiel)
and my other cat's name is Oliver (I'm claiming him right now but technically he's my brother's)

I have a little brother who is very annoying

My Friends are (in order of how I met them): Liam, Rachie, Ambe, KK, Rosie, Zach, Pinky, Andy, Becca, Mickey, Thea, Nina, Kimmie, Nick, Nicole, Lizzy, Ashley, Khari, Hana!

I LOVE TWILIGHT, LAW & ORDER/ LAW & ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT AND LAW & ORDER SPEACIAL VICTIMS UNIT BONES NCIS GLEE AND GREY'S ANATOMY!!

I don't watch sports but I do have teams I support! for football and baseball and they are: The Boston Red Sox, and the New England Patriots

I talk to myself and answer my own questions out loud (last night I had a very nice conversation with myself, my mom walked in the room and asked me what on earth was I doing so I told her... I have no idea.)

I have 18 friends. out of that 18, 11 of them have read Twilight, and it's all because of me... well kind of at least with the girls... Nick read it more because of KK, and Andy just read it because his brother was reading it

I like to give my smiley faces noses :-D sometimes... :)

books I'm in the process of reading: i'm actually not really reading anything... I just haven't had the time though I just finished the Vladimir Tod series

I rarely finish books that start out slow if I'm not hooked by the 2nd chapter it is VERY unlikley I will finish it I'm just too impaitient

Favorite books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Midnight Predater, basiclly anything with vampires in it, So Yesterday; the Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging series, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Fav. Songs: Watching Airplanes, by Gary Allen; Rockstar, by Nickelback; As If, by Sara Evans; Picture to burn, by Taylor Swift; Online, by Brad Paisley; Saints & Angels,by Sara Evans, Going Under by Evanescence, Never Too Late by Three Days Grace and a LOT of other songs/bands/singers

Fav. Genre of music: anything really... except most rap... i don't like rap most of the time. it bugs me because I can't sing along and I don't like some of the... shall we say topics of rap... country is good, and so is rock yeah so besides those 2 anything Rock, Punk, Alternative are other favorites

Fav. artists: KEITH URBAN! Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flatts, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Muse, Aly&AJ, LeAnn Rimes, Gary Allen, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Sara Evens, Flyleaf, Evanesence, Seether, Avril Lavinge (there's a LOT more I just can't think of them right now) Greenday, Onerepublic, (sometimes->) Ashlee Simpson, 30 seconds to Mars, Plain White-T's, the veronicas, bowling for soup, puddle of mud, Anna Nalick, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Paramore, Three Days Grace, and there's so many others that I can't think of!!

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My hobbies are: READING! writing, writing songs, and singing

Fav. words: Random, werid, crazy, seriously, awesome, akward, insane

Fav. Book characters: from Twilight: EDWARD! Bella, Alice, Emmett,(Twilight) Hermione, Ginny (from Harry Potter) Susannah, Jesse, Doc/ David (from the Mediator series)

Fav. book relationships: Edward & Bella; Alice & Jasper; Emmett & Rosalie; Esme & Carlisle; ( - from Twilight) Turquoise & Jaguar; Rayvn & Gabriel; ( - From Midnight Predater) Cal & Lacey; Moe & Pearl; Moe & person who's name escapes me @ the moment; ( -Peeps & the Last Days) Hermione & Ron; Harry & Ginny;( - Harry Potter) Susannah & Jesse (- Mediator Series)

If we (my friend Pinky and I) ever get mad at our parents we are going to run away to ethier Forks, WA; Phoenix, AZ; or Jacksonville, FL

I have a disorder I made up called O.R.D. (obsessive reading disorder or overly random disorder) :)

I am one of the craziest most random person you will ever meet... once you get to know me or when I'm with my friends

I'm trying to annoy my friends to read Twilight by being overly obsessive about it and now I REALLY am overly obsessed (if there is such a thing)

It worked after ~9 months on all but one

I have such an obsession with the Twilight series that it's scary, and every time I read those things about 'If your obsessed with Twilight...' I realize I do if not all of those things than a good portion of the list... so I decided to make my own list

If I had a choice between becoming a vampire or a werewolf I would DEFINETLY become a vampire! VAMPIRES ARE BETTER THAN WEREWOLVES! though Jacob is cool!!

LOL! Kay since I have absolutely NOTHING to do/say I'm going to fill my bio with pointless funny things that are true for me that I got from other people's bios! The first one is mine : )

Everyone you know is considering sending you to therapy and you enjoy telling people this, if you are like that copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. everyone you know is thinking of committing you to an insane asylum for you addiction to the totally awesome Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer:-D OR you stay up until dawn reading fan fiction on weekends, but you made a 'curfew' for yourself at 12:30 a.m. on weekdays If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THINGS I GOT OUT OF A BOOK THAT WERE ACTUALLY SAID IN A COURTROOM

A: You know, I don't know, but I mean, you know-you don't know but you know. You know what I'm saying?

Q: Do I? No. Do I know? No.

Q: Mr. Jones do yoou believe in alien forces?

A: You mean other than my wife?

(don't know about you... but to me that is a MAYJOR burn)

Q: Were you acquainted with the decendent?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: Before or after he died?

Q: Did he ever kill you before?

A: Pardon me?

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.

My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cant see,
must be stid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I'm sradishing to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
I am but three
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm Austrian, so I must be exactly like Hitler and think like a Nazi
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

╚═╩═╩═╝Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!

You're intoxocated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! (I love that one :D)

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties (tell me about it!!)

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

QuOtEs & SaYiNgS

poking ink spots on a desk Goren- I love seeing which one's the freshest
Eames- they must love you in the produce section -Law & Order Criminal Intent

-first our first suspect says he was saving a homless person, then our next two say the stole a car that was all gift wrapped and ready to go. is it me or are alibis becoming increasingly pathetic- DA on Law & Order Criminal Intent

-random lady comes over to famous chef with a cookbook and asks him to sign it
Logan: you might want to keep that cookbook it could be famous one day
Random Lady: really why?
Logan: think Martha Stewart - Logan & Random Person in Law & Order Criminal Intent

-there are seven wonders in the world... unless you count Paris Hilton's buisness line -Reba Macantire (how do you spell that?)

Rachie: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Me: where to begin?

-Time tells the truth

-Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb

-Wish for what you want...work for what you need

-Sometimes you're the wind shield...sometimes you're the bug.

-What you do speaks so loudly...that i can not here what you say.

- i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson

-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.

-They laugh because im different...i laugh because they're the same.

-Fear is the heart of love.

-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not.

-The TRUTH is that everyone's going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.

-You shall no the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley

- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.- Vernon Law

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.

-I'm psycho but in a good way

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Emmett Cullen stronger than you since 1915

Rosalie Hale better than you since 1915

Jasper Hale calmer than you since 1843

Alice Cullen more hyper than you since 1901

Carlisle Cullen smarter than you since 1640

Esme Cullen kinder than you since 1895

Edward Cullen faster than you since 1901

Bella Swan clumsier than you since 1987

Ways You Can Tell You Are A Sad Sack

You get fired from your job at McDonalds.
You are so annoying that even your multiple personalities won't speak to you any more.
Your imaginary friends keep finding excuses not to come over.
Your mom still pick your clothes out for you.
You pick your nose and don't care who sees you.
You are over 30 and still living with your parents.
You look forward to going to a Catholic church for confession just so you can have someone to talk to.
You welcome calls from phone salesmen because no one else will talk to you.
You remind a teacher that she forgot to give homework.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?
Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

THINGS TO PONDER BY ROCKSTARLIFE

if technically after midnight it's
morning, then why do we call it the middle of the night? shouldn't we call it
something like the early morning?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

why isn't there a shorter word for monosyllabic?

if you had a fire in an igloo would it melt?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why are they called stands if they're ment for sitting?

Why are flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why do they call it a building? Why isn't it a built?

Why is verb a noun?

Are there seeing-eye humans for blind dogs?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Do pediatritions play miniture golf on Wednesdays?

How can a house burn up while it burns down?

Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality
come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

hmm...

If you believe that words are the deadliest weapon known to man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have two friends who are COMPLETE opposites, aka: One likes boys make-up and all things girly, The other likes sports computers and loud music, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Wierd is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are Squee, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you get pissed from having your mother saying "I'm SO fat!" Every day, ( If she says it ONE MORE TIME...) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your laugh sounds like a chipmonk hippicuping in rapid-fire succession, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you e-mailed sombody, and they thought you were EMO because of the e-mail, then met you and couldn't believe you wrote the e-mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you say a word in your head until it sounds wierd, stop thinking about it, and start thinking about how hot Edward is, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( OMG, he is soooooooooooo hot!!)

TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
1. " ... AMEN!"

Here are some awesomtastical quotes:

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. (LOL, funny story well kind of where this happened wasn't funny but we were at a hospital with my grandfather and my grandmother had to do something and she can't walk very well so my uncle, who also has issues walking decides to help her, so my mom goes "oh this is cute, the blind leadeth the blind.")

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!

Batteries are the most dramatice form of energy... they don't just stop working... they DIE!!

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (first person that enters my mind, Edward Cullen)

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (Ya'll, stereotyping needs to stop. It's unkind and mean and hurts people's feelings.)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (this makes me laugh everytime i read it...)

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile (good times, good times...might I add that it was at a solar car race and we were randomly singing stupid songs we made up about socks... yes you read right socks that were black ...and everyone was telling us to shut up... so we just sang louder... then this girl who's like now one of my best friends comes up to us and goes 'you know you guys are making complete fools out of your selves' and we were like we don't care... she gave us a werid look and left us to act insane.. a.k.a being ourselves)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. Children's singers start having myspaces

3.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

4. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace/E-mail.

6. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

7. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

10. You were too busy to notice number five.

11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

12. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.

13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz

More Quotes:

~"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!" -Reed, The Covenant

~"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man

~"I write songs too, olivia." "Really, malcom? thats wonderful." "check this out-(singing) I see you through your window... while im standing on a tree outside!"-Malcom and Olivia, Shes the Man

~"So, are you going to be my valentine? Since you didn't get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it's the least you can do." "What exactly does that entail?" "The usual-slave for life, that kind of thing." -Jacob and Bella, New Moon

~What was with these Quileute boys? Were they feeding them experimental growth hormones? -Bella (thinking), New Moon

~"I'm trying to keep my promise!" "When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?" -Jacob and Bella, New Moon

~If Seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him. -Bella (thinking), Eclipse

~Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled against my chest. Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?" I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. -Eclipse

~"You kissed me back." "I did not." "I think I can tell the difference." "Obviously you can't- that was not kissing back, that was trying to get you the hell off of me, you idiot." -Jacob and Bella, Eclipse

~"I'm really sorry about your hand. Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" -Jacob Black, Eclipse (with pleasure)

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My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4428 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reincarnated by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ninety years ago, Bella Swan died, leaving the Cullen clan to flee from Forks. But what happens if they meet again but only the Cullens remember who she is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,329 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4391 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Switched by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen has it all and his twin brother Anthony is jealous. Anthony convinces Edward to trade places for a few months, but what happens when Edward falls in love with Anthony's girlfriend Bella? Or when Anthony returns? ExB All Human Note: UP FOR ADOPTION
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Go Eagles! by Sammize reviews
Set in Southern California. Bella just started high school. Will she get friends? Win the boy of her dreams? Let loose and have fun? Follows Bella through the drama that is senior year. AH AU OOC, Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 178,068 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Theres A Fine Line Between Love and Hate by IlaraGarret21 reviews
Bella and Edward dont like each other very much, but when an art project forces them to work together, they'll discover something that they never thought was possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,838 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Loathing My Devotion by Vampyre Princess 91 reviews
AU-AH. Bella's been in love with Alice's brother for over 6 years now. When he shows up as a surprise and stays with her for a month Bella decides it's time to let him know and take the step beyond friendship and into the unknown. Complete/Being Edited.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 230,506 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With You I Belong HAITUS by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Ever since her first days in Forks, Bella Swan has loved Edward, a vampire. But what happens when just two years after Bella graduates from high school, she runs into the whole Cullen clan? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,768 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 10/6/2007
Unintended by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
Three months after Edward left, Bella was brutally raped. Now, two years later, the Cullens have returned to Forks. How will Edward react to Bella's shocking news? And can Bella ever forgive him for leaving? EXB M for rape
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008
Right Here HAITUS by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
After their honeymoon, Edward stuck to his promise and attempted to change Bella into a vampire but things went horribly wrong. Everyone's in mourning and grieving but just how dead is Bella Swan and what danger comes with a discovery?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,095 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008
P3 by xxpatixx reviews
Bella mother and father die a mouth after Edward leaves and finds out that has two older sisters who take her to move in with her. Can they help Bella with her broken hart? Will she ever see Edward again? Please read it a Charmed crossover with twilight..
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,289 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Bella
Yours, Mine and Ours by imma vampire reviews
Bella, a single mother of three boys is having a difficult time relating to her kids when she meets Edward, the single father of three girls the same age. The attraction is instant, but the challenge comes with the kids. Will they all get along? Is it possible for them to overcome differences and become a family? AU, AH. M for Lemons. This story is mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 90,075 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When In Love by druglordhoney reviews
A light feel good story on how one girl never felt happier about being one big uneventful cliche! Falling for you best friend, anyone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When No One Else Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Cullen is heartless, but no one cares to find out why. When Isabella comes into his life, she changes him, teachs him, loves him when no one else did. Better than it sounds, PLEASE give it a chance! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Isabella Swan by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
A few months after Edward leaves, Bella comes out of the numbness she's been feeling with the help of friends and family. Now 6 years later, Bella and Edward met again. It's better than it sounds, please give it a shot and review! Rated T for safety! EXB!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,556 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
She Cared by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Sequel to 'When No One Else Cared' Edward and Bella have come so far. She taught him to love as he did the same for her. Now they have to face a more difficult challenge. Three to be exact. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,735 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remembering by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Bella meets the Cullen's when she was 4, after her parents were murdered by vampires, but why? Why Bella's family? And what are the Cullen's going to do with her?AN:This is my first fanfic, so please review and be nice!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
I knew you once by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
An EXB fanfiction! Edward meets Bella when she's little. She's smart, and wise for her age, but when the Cullen's secret is risk, he has to leave her behind, now a few years later they reunited. PLEASE TRY IT! BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,305 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,217 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Of The Boys by paperairplanes reviews
Bella has always been one of the boys...but what happens when she decides she wants more? What if she wants to be one of the girls.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,465 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella The Punk Goth by Vampwulv Aly reviews
What if Bella was a punk when she moved to Forks. She brings Friends with her this time though. She brings her boy friend as well. Will Edward and Bella still end up together? Better than the summary says.ExB JxA EmxR. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5856 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
At It's Finest by Mommamomo reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice are queens of Forks High, until three boys come in and show them what life could be like when you're at your finest. OOC/AU/AH CANON PAIRINGS Rated for future lovin's, naughty language, and underage drugs/alcohol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,814 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
An Open Mind by PZWriter reviews
Edward meets Bella, as he does in Twilight. But this time, he can read her mind. Will love still blossom between the two? Excerpt: "She was beautiful; there was no denying that. But just after hearing her name all day, I was already bored with her."
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,925 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
Something Was Missing by KLuTZ 122 reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends. that is...until bella was forced to leave pheonix and Edward behind. Now, she is the adoptive daughter of Carlisle, but who are the new twins coming into her home? OOC! All human! AU! PLS R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pursuit of Gaiety by LollyPopZz reviews
AU Isabella Swan has always dreamed of becoming a famous pianist. She transfers to Forks Boys' High School under the name of Isaac Swan in hopes of making her dream a reality. There, she meets another pianist, a beautiful, mysterious boy, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4973 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rescuing the Rebel by rumoredreader reviews
While home on summer vacation from college Bella witnesses a serious motorcycle crash late one night. When she stops and helps the mysterious driver, she doesn't realize how much it will change everything. All human, Slightly OOC, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,430 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/27/2008
There's A Feeling by orchidork reviews
nine years after his wife's death, Edward Cullen is still a lonely man even with his family around. what happens when he comes across his former best friend, Bella Swan, who he had unknowingly fallen in love with? all human. rated T for safety. E&B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sk8er Ballerina by riceballekelly reviews
Edward is your average popular Jock. Bella is the childhood Tomboy best friend in love with him but He gets a girlfriend and does something that drives Bella away. What happens when they meet up in Senor year? Bella x Edward *I'M BACK*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,984 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella
Missing Piece of the Puzzle by Mayface reviews
What do you do when you're forced into a gang, your mother abandoned you and your father doesn't care about you? Cut yourself, that's what Bella does. But what happens when teachers make her see a psychologist, Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,137 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12412 - Favs: 6,872 - Follows: 3,413 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,087 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
From the Love of Football by NatallieRose reviews
All human. Edward is an all star football player. Bella and her 4 year old daughter,Alexandra love football. What happened at Edward and Bella's highschool graduation party 4 years before that? Who is Alexandra's dad and why hasn't she met him?ExBAxJEmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Winston High by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Three vampire sisters, three player brothers, one school. Full summary inside! update - FINAL AUTHOR'S NOTE! Please read it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 12/23/2007
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,775 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 8,551 - Follows: 5,177 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Inside of Love by MusicJunki reviews
How to get on the inside of love? Take one Mystery Girl. Add in one Green Eyed Stud. A dash of crazy friends, and a pinch of the Twat and her Tool. Mix for best results! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,852 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mythical Fusion by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Bella is something special. She's known ever since she was 13, though she's never told anyone. What happens when she's sent to Forks and meets another mythical creature, a vampire, Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,513 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Possible Path by switzerland.virgo reviews
What if Bella had picked up the phone the day Edward called, and what if Rosalie hadn't told him of Bella's cliffdiving, but he rather called to see if she sounded ok?... My first fan-fic ever. Please Review - T just in case :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,487 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drunk In Vegas by Jasper's Little Sprite reviews
Alcohol plus Las Vegas equals Marriage. Apparently one of the most fundamental laws of life. How come no one ever told me or Green Eyes about it? And is it such a bad thing afterall... All Human! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
More More More by carmelinagunn reviews
This is the sequel to If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh. You do need to read that to understand this. Zip up your love one more time and read More!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 248,187 - Reviews: 5852 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Complete
Bella, Boys, and Ballet by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella is a dancer at Julliard. She is the arm candy of Mike Newton, a bigshot money-maker. Newton loves to show off Bella, but Bella has no feelings for Mike. What happens when Edward Cullen starts working for Mike & falls in love with Bella.summaryinside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,016 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Big Man on Campus by neinerano201 reviews
Edward Cullen is known as the college stud, as well as, star football player, & ladies man. One day, Edward runs straight into Bella Swan on his way to class, Bella calls Edward out on his reputation. Will they get past it & strike romance? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,355 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Chaos Underhand denied by superstarbaby16 reviews
bella is married to edward AND pregnant. after the kids are born it's time for her change. what unexpected chaos or maricle will happen that is so great during bella's change. read to find out. my summarys always suck R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 2/25/2008
Who Likes High School by backstrokebeasterbunny reviews
Edward is the new guy in town and all the girls want "to get to know him". Bella is the hottie of the school. Can these two find love or will a secret from Bella's past keep her from being able to opening up and feel again? All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,947 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
DELETED by bitexbrittany reviews
AU:Something happens to Alice that changes her life. Alice now needs Bella the most. Jasper helps her deal with it. While Bella has problems of her own. She's starting to fall for Edward Masen. How will they deal with all off it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Bella Bad Ass by Katelynlovestoo reviews
Bella is an alcoholic and a drug addict.That is until Edward shows up and tells her that she's being shipped off to Forks for rehab,Bella doesn’t want to quit,she loves drugs,Can Edward change her mind? ooc all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Forks at Twilight by Ms. Jily reviews
**Story is being re-worked same plot just fixed up** A/H OOC. Bella moves to Forks to live with her dad she meets and falls in love with Edward.Is their love strong enough to survive what life throws their way? Is it possible to find your soul mate at 17?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,562 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2913 - Favs: 3,287 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Light In The Dark by 5t4c3y reviews
She was the Chief of Police's 17 year old daughter...He was the 24 year old that was living with them. A forbidden Romance has never been more complicated. AU/AH Full Summary inside. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,210 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beautiful Disaster by gracefullyme1025 reviews
It's been a few yrs since Bella's last album, but when she returns to Forks after 40 yrs & meets a certain copper-tone color hair boy she's suddenly inspired to write a song. AU RXEM,AXJ,BXE,CXE Bella's a vampire and Edward's human! Better than sum. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,872 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1892 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Return to Me by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Based on the movie Return to Me. Bella received an organ transplant and a chance at life she never thought she'd have. Edward's world ended when his love died unexpectedly, but he's finally ready to live again when he meets a strange and amusing waitress.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,825 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Long is Forever? by lovelovelove22 reviews
The sequel to "Highly Inaproppriate". Edward and Bella struggle to continue their relationship after their baby is born. Rated M for profanity and sexual content. Read "Highly Inapropriate" first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Highly Inappropriate by lovelovelove22 reviews
Bella attends a wild party at the Masen house and unexpectedly hooks up with the unbelievably sexy player Edward Masen. Then he reappears in her life in the worst and highly inappropriate way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,526 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chosen by VintageLyre reviews
Emmett Cullen was changed in 1935 by the Cullens. But there was another, Isabella, who was also changed, but by another. Caught walking alone near the woods weeks after her brother's death, her life is changed for the rest of eternity.[AU]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,368 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 5/23/2007
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From Dawn To Twilight by Cometakeawalkwithme reviews
When he left her, he promised a clean break. Years after her "death", the Cullens go to Volterra and meet a new, powerful Bella- who isn't what she always was. Will hearts mend? Or will she keep running away from the man who once broke her heart? Stars/Vp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,362 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Can't Help Loving You by MGIC reviews
Edward and Bella both work at a law firm together and one night things get a little steamy. AN: All humans! ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Edward, Bella
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by luv2beloved reviews
AH, AU, OOC: The girls are best firends & are headed for 2 weeks to FL: Cruise & Disney World! What happens when barriers are broken & their past meets up with them? They may get more than they bargined for. Please R&R! Ch.1-17 Revised!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 212,988 - Reviews: 2031 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Wild at Heart by PennyLane411 reviews
A girl just drifting through life, desperate to escape her family's drama. A mysterious rebel with nothing to lose. What happens when their lives become inexplicably intertwined? Do opposites really atract, or is that simply a myth? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Forks in All its Glory by Silly-Ren reviews
Blood was coursing through my body, hot and fast. I felt lured to him in a way I couldn't explain but at the same time I knew it was wrong. Love? Please, he was my best friend...even after all those years we were separated. Human: ExB/EmxR/JxA. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,086 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
10 years later by Bella Mason reviews
takes place in middle of NM what if Edward hadn't come back? If Bella had gotten older, just as he wanted?And what if they meet again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dusk by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
**AU OOC** Bella and the Cullen's swtch places. Bella reads minds, Emmett trips every three steps, Carlisle's a red neck, Alice isn't high, James is gay, who are Alyssa and Kimberly, why is Jasper cutting his wrists, Esme has cats, and much, much more...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 11/4/2007
Do it NOW! by heartsandroses reviews
Bella starts off just trying to get her sexy vampire boyfriend to make love to her, but when things take a turn for the worst how will Bella and Edward handle it? RxR please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,725 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Edward, Bella
A Pretty Little Problem by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
AU: all human. OOC. Bella lived in Forks until she was eight and left with her mom. Renee remaried Phil- a rich lawyer. Bella is forced to move to Forks because of problems at school. What will happen when she is reunited with her old enemy, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,194 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tale of Slurred Speech and Recklessness by endrina reviews
What if Bella's move to Forks was against her will? What if she was a rebellious teenager whose new focus in life was to cause as much trouble in Forks as possible? What if, the the beginning, she didn't feel the pull for Edward that we're all used to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,733 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008
Hardships in Life by crazylove95 reviews
Name; Bella Swan. Age; 17. Condition; Pregnant. Status; Heartbroken. See how Bella deals with her pregnancy and facing the man who wanted nothing to do with her. Watch as the the events unfold and change everyones lives. For good. 1st story. Sum. Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,871 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He left, I'm Pregnant by taylorcullenforever reviews
Edward left Bella. She soon finds herself pregnant with his baby. She's not going to tell him but soon finds the Cullens are back. What will she do? 1st time writer, plz R&R. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Starting Over by Poo2110 reviews
Bella's back in Forks after 7 years. Can she and Edward resolve their past differences? All human, normal pairings. CHAPTER 20 IS NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,325 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 6/6/2008
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hide and Seek by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
The wind blew hard and the sky darkened. Thunder clashed and lightening struck but still no one moved. Not one inch. “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…..” “What a stupid lion.” “What a sick, masochistic lion.” This is ExB! Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
So You're a Vampire by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
A guide to being a vampire! This guide takes you through eating habits, false myths, abilities, and a test to see if you're even a vampire! No returns unless you are a human who thought they were a vamp. Explore the wonders of being immortal!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Forbidden Passion by YoricksSkull reviews
What happens when Edward accidently catches his forbbiden fruit, not being so inncocent? B&E Beware the tides of Lemons!88,000 plus hits! Read REVIEW and enjoy! A twisted tale to get hooked on.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,800 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2007
Broken and bleeding by Briionyy-Ransommm reviews
Isabella is raped, she then goes to forks where she meets the player Edward. after they fall in love, Isabella Swan wakes up from a vivid dream. WHat happens when she meets the man who made her want to sleep?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,225 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sweetest Fruit by Charlotte Lobster reviews
AU. All human. Bella Swan lives with her two sisters, Alice and Rosalie in Forks, Washington with their dad, Charlie. Her world is turned upside down when she meets a certain boy who her father definitely would not approve of. BXE. DISCONTINUED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
The Birds And The Bees by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward decides it's time to give Nessie "The Talk". Hilarity ensues. Now extended to other characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,590 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Doing This Alone by Marie Pattin reviews
Edward broke down all boundaries and slept with Bella. Her birthday party happens and he leaves. 2 months later Bella finds out she is pregnant. Will Edward ever find out? How does Bella deal with a baby? Much better then summary. I promise. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,003 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ink Me, Baby by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Bella and Alice head to Miami for a vacation, they plan to get something to remember their trip. But in sexy tattoo artists Edward and Jasper, they come back with much more. Chapter Fic. AH AU OOC. Dirty lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Old friends by breakingdawn123 reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends for 13 years. That all changes when Bella's parents divorce and she has to move. What happens 6 years later when they run into eachother at the mall? My first fan fic. Please give it a chance.ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9568 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SNAPS! WE'RE ENGAGED! by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Sequel to SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE!; 2 yrs l8r and Bella and Edward are engaged. But, as always nothing seems to go their way; Werewolves blackmail Bella,Carlisle's Angels emerge, Victoria wants revenge and...Alice is going emo? READ THE PREQUEL 1s
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Angel's Wings by 11alliswan11 reviews
When Edward left he left Bella Pregnant. So what happens 16 years later when the Cullens find Bella a Vampire and with twins named Vivian and Masen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8151 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Twilight Alive by princessjob reviews
Twilight Alive is about Bella and Edward’s lives after Eclipse. It has everything: the wedding, some immortal visitors, Bella’s change, and her powers. I also have a Twilight question at the end of each chapter, so review! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,393 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Bella, Edward
Living With Vampires by Red Pandas Dnt Eat Cheezits reviews
Starts right after Eclipse. Some one will shop. Some one won't like McDonald's. Someone will drink a V8. Someone will see long lost relatives. Someone will get married. Someone will get pregnant. And everyone's in for a big surprise. Rewrite in progress
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 122,585 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 9/22/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
A Redder Shade of Pale by For3ver Immortal reviews
**COMPLETE!** During Edward's time away from the Cullen's, he stumbles upon an orphan and the call of her blood is something he cannot deny. Suffering from centuries of loneliness, he decides to turn her for his own not knowing if she'll reciprocate..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,669 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretty Little Things by Serena Morningstar reviews
Edward left years ago without a word, abandoning a devastated Bella. Now he's back and expects her to be waiting with open arms. But five years is a long time, and Bella Swan has a life that happily excludes him...that is until her five-year-old twins start asking questions. Will Bella keep her pretty little things hidden in the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Bella, Edward
Awfully Wedded Husband by ohnanc reviews
AU:an awesomely amazing story about two people falling in love. It is now discontinued. Ah, life. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,633 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
AIM: Twilight Style by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward is curious about AIM.He decides to get it and talk to Bella on there.What will happen as the two lovers chat on the internet?Will they get into sticky situations?Sounds Better than it is. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,201 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say that you love me by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward Cullen is known for his hard partying and many sexual encounters. However, one night he meets a girl named Bella at a party, and she wants something he's never known, a relationship. Lemons. A different take on "player Edward"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,880 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Guardian by Eyeliner-Vampire reviews
Bella is new in town and unfortunetly, Charlie abuses her. Bella finds a hide-a-way with a gang called The Dragons, and falls for their leader, Ace. But what happens when she meets Edward Cullen, and begins to fall in love? Language, violence. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,217 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You tube by moggle94 reviews
what happen when bella finds something interesting on youtube? rated T for swearing and other stuff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
What Are We? by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
Bella and Edward are living in the early 1800s. They meet and hate each other immediately. Could there be anything to change this? Who is this man in the shadows? Will Bella and Edward survive?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Bella, Edward
Bring Me Down by LittleMissSunshine.x0 reviews
Renee died and Bella moves in with an abusive Charlie. She befriends Alice and Emmett, while Edward, along with his beautiful vampire girlfriend, hates Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,351 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Hey There Delilah by Totally3rdGrade reviews
Our hands touched on accident and a hot electric shock ran through me, an electric shock that I liked. The air in here suddenly felt humid and I felt my face blush- This is a story about how love can heal all wounds, no matter how deep those wounds are.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,487 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Jacob - Complete
Piano Lessons by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Edward teaches his daughter how to play piano, then they play for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Saving Me by MadeleineJade reviews
Why are guys so oblivious? Inquiring minds want to know. Bella and Sabrina have been experiencing unrequited love since Senior year in high school and still throughout college. Things are looking up though. AH Cannon pairs & new characters-don't be scared
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,021 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by spike8705 reviews
bella and alice are sisters and alice always makes her go to those stupid dance classes. but what will happen when bella is paired up with Rose's new boyfriends gorgeous yet irritating brother AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovers for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
Sequel to Friends for Eternity! What if Bella and Edward were best friends before lovers? This is a story on how they grow up as teenagers and into adults where their feelings become more than friendship. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,683 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Tell you I love you, then I'd have to kill you by zebombdigity reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are humans. They go on a road trip to Vegas for their birthdays and come across a band audition. Bella is with Jacob, but will that change when she meets edward and the other vampire boys? or will tanya ruin her realationship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,672 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midinght Walk by midnightmoons reviews
SEQUEL to Baby Roses Victoria has Caitlyn what will Bella and Edward have to do to get her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Rash Decisions and Mistakes by rhythm of life reviews
When Edward left Bella one hundred years ago, consequences that neither of them had dreamed of began to unfold. Now left in the wake of a werewolf massacre that seems to have been all Bella's fault, can Edward piece together the broken parts of her heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,090 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Bella, Edward
Forbidden Love by IStarEdwardCullen1221 reviews
AU All humans. Bella and Alice are seniors in high school and best friends. What happens when they meet the devestatingly gorgeous student teacher Mr. Masen? please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,905 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Bellas and Edwards Refreshed story by Miss. Emo Veggie Vamp reviews
Bella is a sixteen year old. She is a skater/punk and can care less of what people think of her.Bella has been living in LA for almost her whole life except the time she was born and her mom ran off with her and divorced her dad.She was now 16 and bored.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
New Boy in Town by Edward-Jonathon reviews
Emmett and Jasper are Bella’s brothers. Rose and Alice are Bella’s friends. Who’s the good looking new boy in town who has all the girls drooling? BxE - All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hard To Get by princess-girl45 reviews
Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friends Forever? by Angelic Messenger17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and now they are getting out of school for summer, before going off to college. What will happen when they spend the summer together? Will feelings that are more than friendship develop? AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Love never dies by Dance or die reviews
Heart break is the real cause to Bella’s death. Story takes place after Edward leaves. Will Bella’s wondering ghost be stuck on earth for the rest of eternity waiting for the one she loves to come back?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,361 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Stained Glass Windows by BlueBlood359 reviews
A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,597 - Reviews: 2186 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
My Own Prom by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella Swan doesn't like & doesn't want to go to Prom and neither does the new HOT guy, Edward Masen, who happens to be Alice's cousin. But when a scheming pixie decides to get these two together...well...let's say no one is safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Wishes by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella is the new rebel in Forks High. When popular jock Edward wants to know her better, Bella tries to keep her distance. What happens when Edward sweeps her off her feet? Can Bella keep away any longer? ExB. Rated T. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Dr 98331 by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella's life seemed ideal until she had a motorcycle accident leaving her unconscious. Now her fate lies in the hands of Edward, her 20 year old doctor, but will theirs get intertwined in interim? Full summary inside. ALL HUMAN. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,061 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008
Sk8er Gurl by Bella's Bff reviews
She was a girl. He was a boy. Can I make it anymore obvious? She was a punk. He played football. What more can I say? She wanted him. He'd never tell. Secretly he wanted her as well. But Mike Newton threatened him. So he dumped her. They meet 5yrs later
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Dawn by Ed.cullenator reviews
I felt the wind blow my face and my hair swirled around in every direction. Still mumbling Edward’s name, I became exhausted and dry-mouthed. My kidnapper noticed, too, and granted me the privilege of being able to speak. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,218 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Bella, Edward
April, 1912 by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Bella is a normal seventeen year old girl, living in the early 1900's. But when her parents want to drag her back to America, in none other than the Titanic, what will fate bring? One hint: A bronze haired angel. E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Cullens vs The Wildcats by Jade Ellizabeth reviews
Set before Twilight.HSM/Twilight The Cullens move to Albuquerque and are starting school at East High.How will the Cullens react to the Wildcats? How will the Wildcats react to the beautiful yet anti-social Cullen family? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,395 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
New Life by Bella4Edward reviews
Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper have been friend since they can remember. They all went to the same college, but how will the girls react when they meet their new roommate Bella Swan? All human! Better Summary inside. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,262 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Rock Show by Lullaby-Addict reviews
A Battle of the Bands turns in to Battle for Bella.Bella's sworn of musicians and Edward's sworn off groupies.What will it take to get through both their stubborns heads that the other isn't just like everyone else?Humor,Romance,Misunderstandings,Music
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,845 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Musical Therapy by Miracl3z reviews
AH, a little OOC. Bella had a secret crush on her best friend Edward at least until SHE came along tearing them apart. What will Bella do? Get over it, easy right? Wrong, very wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,293 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
Camp Wilderness by muggleinlove reviews
Bella has never had a boyfriend thanks to her protective brother Emmett. Edward has never found someone he could be with. What happens when they both become camp counselors for a summer. ALL HUMAN and Normal Pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 59,830 - Reviews: 3121 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Dreaming by 17vampire reviews
Bella is just a baby when she is found alone in the woods. But what happens when Carlisle finds her? read to find out. Please R&R! Finished!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,837 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Neofiction by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
***AU Sequel to Metafiction*** Chris is kidnapped, Madison is changed, and Chris declares he hates Madison. But what happens when Christopher and his 'coven' begin to attend her school? Will she be able to undo the brainwashing? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Complete
The Adventurer by EmiGenki reviews
After Breaking Dawn, I felt myself attached a a very unexpected character. The Adventurer tells the story of Garrett, the revolutionary nomad, from when Rosalie and Emmett asked for his help, falling in love, facing the Volturi, and to the end, Denali.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2008
Izzy S by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
This is set after N.M. when Edward left. Bella turned to music instead of Jacob. She worked non-stoop instead of becoming emotionless.She did become depressed though. It has many twists and It is more unique than it sounds.Disclaimer- I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Cullen Fan Mail! by royailight reviews
Got a question for the Cullens? Ask them! It's as easy as replying! Just a random fic about the Cullen's answering their fan mail! Please R'n'R. Rated T for language, letter content, fangirl wars,and me being on crack O.o
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
My Best Friend, My Boyfriend, My Life by Tasty Burgers reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends. Life is as complicated as expected for two teenagers, especially for the lovestruck Bella Swan… until Edward becomes critically ill and is assumed dead. So where do the vampires come in? And... you said, 'assumed dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,753 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007
We Did Well by Cullens4everandever reviews
Edward is so protective of Bella, that I can totally see him with daughters. These are just oneshots and ministories of Edward and Bella and their daughters, Lucy and Katie, and son, Mason. Read and find out all about it!. ALL HUMAN! lots of fluff! Yay!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 107,501 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Edward, my boyfriend? by Twilightfever reviews
OOC! Bella and Edward have been friends ever since they were six years old. What happens when Edward needs a fake girlfriend and Bella is his only choice? Will Bella find feelings she never had for Edward or will there relationship fall apart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex Talks With Edward by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 181 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
The Cullen Show by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Alice, Rosalie, and Bella are sisters who are going on a cruise in the summer. Jasper, Emmett, and Edward are having a game show on the same cruise ship. What will happen when the sisters are accidentally put onto the show?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008
Cloaked in Black, The Moon Shines Through by kattastrophical reviews
Bella falls off her motorcycle after a fight with Jake. She forgets everything and everyone-Will the Light shine throught or be cloaked forever? Who is this boy with Topaz Eyes haunting her? PLZPLZPLZ RxR - That shows me you might like it. Flames welcome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Insanity by Vampires-Rock4eva reviews
What happens when all three girls become pregnant at the same time? How will the boys survive? Which one goes insane first? Who has a boy? Who has a girl? Read and find out. All Human. I don't own Twilight unfortanuately.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,870 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
New Moon: Before the Party by Larkamarie reviews
What would happen if Bella got pregnant by Edward? What would happen? What if she had a family secret that Charlie didnt tell her til after Edward left? Would she become one of them? yes i did add on to the Covenant plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/10/2007
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vendetta by blueblackangel reviews
A series of murders terrorize and confound the people of Forks and the hired detective with a helping hand...except the Cullens and especially Edward. Rated for violence. Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Edward
The Exorcism Of Isabella Swan by meandcanada reviews
If Edward thought he was damning Bella to hell... well he's got a little competition.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,516 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
I kissed a girl by AngelsEyesAngelsLies reviews
Edward is gay and has a boyfriend. Something happens at a party that makes him question his... choice. To song "I kissed a girl" BxE. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What we Become by LupsandTnks reviews
All human. Edward, the ghost of the school, has seen her from afar, but has never approached. He and Bella have come to an unspoken agreement:don't talk to me and I won't talk to you.Hate. With one night together, Bella becomes pregnant. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,813 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Luckiest Survivors In History by Mezzanottex3 reviews
..."So let's say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?"... Bella and Edward find themselves in a rather ironic situation. ::edward x bella oneshot::
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Swan Triplets, Newton Twins, & a 6th Cullen kid by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
It has been 100yrs since Edward left Bella in Forks.The Cullens have been back for a few years when the Swan triplets and the Newton twins move in.How are BellaMikeJessicaAngela&Ben still alive?Why is there a vampire after Bella?Who's Leana or isit Nicole
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008
Jasper how could you? by Edward4eva reviews
What would have happened if Jasper really did bite Bella on her birthday?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,277 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
What Comes from the Heart by EmiGenki reviews
As a child, Bella had a weak heart. She had to live at a hospital, where Carlisle puts Edward in charge of her. Eventually, they develop a close bond.. but then the Cullens move away. What happens when they meet again but Edward isn't a day older? AU, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
a face in my clouds by uniqueuniqua reviews
it's been 9 months since Bella last saw her husband. he sends her a letter telling her he will be home soon. when she hears the door bell the men standing there with her husbands dog tags tell her different
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Overcast by Jingly Bells reviews
When Bella Swan made up her mind on marrying her vampire sweetheart, Edward Cullen, and determinedly accepted the consequences of being turned into a vampire afterwards, she had no idea of the dangers waiting ahead for both her and her future family ...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007
Would You Like Fries With That? by writing love on your arms reviews
Subway. Burger King. Any fast food is normally okay. Add Emmett Cullen into the mess, and you get mass world destruction in the small town of Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
Sequel by ghostriter reviews
Summary: Do not read if you have not completed Eclipse. Not to good at writing summaries, but here goes. This is my idea of what I think Book Four, Breaking Dawn, will be about. This is my first public fanfic, so please RR. Rated M for Sexual Content in l
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
The Call of Blood by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
SEQUEL TO A NEW LOVE IN A NEW LIGHT! Edward and BElla are finally married, but will the Volturri get in the way? What will happen to Charlie and Renee? Character Death and Lemons in this story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,012 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
My Brand of Heroin by blinding-rainbows reviews
AU/All Human. Bella has spent the past three months in rehab for her cocaine addiction. What happens when troubled Edward Cullen is committed to the same center? --EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,767 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Now or Never by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
When Bella Swan was just four months pregnant, she was forced to leave Forks. Now fifteen years later, Hope Cullen wants to meet her father. How will Bella react upon hearing the news? Will Hope ever meet Edward and learn about her heritage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 63,791 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Complete
In Recognition by KLuTZ 122 reviews
The songs of various artists strung together to tell the story of what was going on in the Twilight character's heads. the situations can be from Edward leaving, to Jake's thoughts about bella. if there's a song, i'll write a songfic. Please r&r
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Stranger Than Fiction by RWhitewings reviews
My name is Rae and this is my story of how my life became stranger than fiction when the Cullens turned up at my English high school with Edward's twin bother Will and no Bella. Can i get E&B back together.Do i love will? Read and find out. R&R.renamed
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Morgue by hellopants reviews
A funny no longer one-shot I came up with sitting in a hospital waiting room. Those crazy Cullen's are at it again! VAMPIRES! It's being continued thanks to bribes from My-Bella and E. C. Cullen. The new stuff is what happens when Edward gets home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008
Are you my sister? by Briandelight reviews
Bella is a typical teenage girl who meets and falls for Edward. Little do they know that they might be related! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,506 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They Killed Him by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Bella mourns the loss of...er...the tree Edward. All Human, One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Learning to Live by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Camp Wilderness. Picks up seconds after Camp Wilderness ends, and follows Bella and Edward's story as they begin a new phase in their lives. ALL HUMAN and CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,100 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
For You I Will by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
Edward is sick of disappearing into the walls at Forks High, the Girl of his dreams doesn't know he exists, tutoring kids music isn't going all that great,but when the 'IT' girl sees his notice, things start turning around for our fav piece of wall. cute
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,256 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Hello Miss Swan by XxBellatrixJxX reviews
Bella is changed a year after Edward leaves. 10 years later, Bella is a teacher at Edward's school. What will happen between them? Will Bella allow Edward to re-enter her life? Different POV's throughout the story. SEQUEL IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,958 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Shadows of Hope by xiao chan reviews
AU: "Bella, can’t you see?" Edward whispered. "Even when I was human, I was never alive. I was never able to truly breathe until I met you. You are everything to me now and forever, and if you die then I would die as well."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,780 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007
Dream a Little Dream by nothingleft reviews
Bella is known for her vivid dreams. What happens after she is changed and no longer has sleep as an escape for her 'freaky' brain? Will her mind find another way to cope? This story tells of how Bella changes- once she's changed. Continuing my ExB fics
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,244 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twilight Crossover by KindKing reviews
This book takes place after Harry Potter 7 and before Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008
Lies by Anieshwa reviews
In This Story Bella has a secret that she has kept from everyone but Alice and Rose.She tells the rest of the family and Edward is mad.Will they survive the first of many lies to come? This is my first fanfic so please r&r Dont own twilight characters Mix
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
A Cinderella Story by edwardbella001 reviews
Bella is the smart, quiet girl. Edward is the football captain and student body president. What happens when a world of texting and instant messaging unites these two lovers while every element in the universe is trying to keep them apart? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
My love for you by XxXGreeneyesxXx reviews
Edward is Bella brother's best friend. Bella has always liked Edward. What happens when love blooms? All human. Can that even happen for the broken Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,463 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Aphrodisiac by technically a lie reviews
Bella is an Exchange student sent from Florida to live In Forks for a year...What happens when she meets her amazing house brother Edward? They say Teenage boys have a need to use their libido...what about teenage girls? All HUMAN BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,284 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
25 Things Edward Is NOT ALLOWED To Do by Awesomeness 101 reviews
Title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
The One Mistake I Didn't Make by iimagiinatiion reviews
Bella and Emmett rent a house for the summer, and it just so happens to be across the street from Edward and Rosalie's. Bella and Edward get close, and Emmett and Rosalie make a big mistake. So will everyone realize they are with the wrong person?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,279 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
All that we Get are Lies by ivane-818 reviews
Role reversal Edward is the human, Bella is the vampire. Edward is the normal teenage boy... So what changes when Bella comes in to the scene? If Edward is the danger magnet this time, what trouble will they find?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 11/23/2007
Edward and Bella's Daughter Blair by Blair Cullen reviews
My name is Blair Cullen. I am 15 years old and I am part human and part vampire. Yes you heard me right. My mom got pregnant with me before she was turned and didn’t found out till after she was turned like a month after.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
Vampires for Violette by rumoredreader reviews
Shortly after reading 'Twilight' Violette starts having vivid dreams of a mysterious vampire, is it real or all just her imagination?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,228 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Dear Rosalie by Little Orange Frog reviews
Rosalie,read this carefully. You will not throw this away. You will not burn it with your hairdryers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Becoming A Cullen by Bella4Edward reviews
This is Bella's story of her wedding night and her tranformation. Please R&R! Rating M for the next chapter and the ones yet to come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 34,206 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
broken stained glass by topazalice reviews
Hermione is perfect. Everyone thinks so. Shes smart, has friends, caring, beauty inside and out. She is carved by Merlin himself. If only, she has a secret. Shes not perfect no one is not even her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Break Down by yami1234 reviews
I couldn't take this anymore, I just wanted to let it all out. I fell to my knees, as something wet fell down my face. I suddenly felt her arms wrap around me. BXE.Fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,481 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007
My Breaking Dawn by cherry611 reviews
This picks up where Eclipse left off. I am writing it from Bella's point of view. The Volturi stir up some trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,380 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Evan Cullen by brunette-in-black reviews
He's utterly charming, heartmeltingly handsome, has a smile so gorgeous it hurts and he's Edward and Bella's son. Then Meredith moved to Forks and took his breath away in an infuriating and intriguing way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,470 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Love in Ireland by MkGrays reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie decide to go on a trip to Ireland near the same time the boys do. They haven't met each other yet, but will in some awkward situations... All of them are Vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,262 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,411 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Twilight Kiss by blackstarcat89 reviews
I felt the intoxicating breath shaking as cool lips pressed against my ear, "are you sure?" I managed to squeak out a not so courageous yes. In the most painful voice I have ever heard he whispered a final “I love you” Ch 24 now up! fixed bunch of errors
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,228 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
Thank ya, Mister by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Edward meets Bella for the first time, but Bella's only four years old! Now they meet again in junior year at Forks, but will Bella remember Edward? And will that be a problem? Instead of a oneshot, this is going to be a fullblown story!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007
Spice, Salt, and a Whole Lotta Sugar by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. Edward, the playboy, and Bella, the normal girl, have a bad start. But then Edward falls for her, and would do anything to get her. Yes, the most unoriginal story, but there's sprinkles of the Kindergartener!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Of Bells, Roses, and Alice by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
DISCONTINUED. It’s a triangle, technically hexagon, of love. Jasper loves Alice, who supposedly likes Emmett, who loves Rose, who supposedly likes Edward, who loves Bella, who supposedly likes Jasper. Who will end up with whom?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
Sugar Rush! by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
A bunch of random oneshots about the Cullens and BElla. very funny. Prepare to laugh!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Pulse by BlueBlood359 reviews
A ghostly hush filled the room. The only sound heard was the shrill screeching of the heart monitor. " Come on," I whispered. Then we heard the one sound we had all been waiting for, the consistant beeping that indicated a heartbeat.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008
Accent by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Hold on tight, spider monkey. Edward develops a less than American accent.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
When you've got a Guy that gets everything,a Girl who's utterly stubborn,who both have problems brewing beneath the surface Throw in the dangerous,intimidating jungle that's high school,and it becomes a whole lot harder for opposites to attract.1000review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 6/16/2007
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ella Cullen by brunette-in-black reviews
She has a beauty no other human can imitate, she is kind, has impeccable manners, loves music, and is Edward and Bella's seventeen-year-old daughter. TO REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Remember not to forget me by Edward4eva reviews
Bella is horrified to find Edward acting the same way he did the first time they met in Biology.He's head snapped towards me at this. I gasped at the look of utter hatred on his face.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007
Ground hog day by Edward4eva reviews
What would have happened if destiny had gotten involved and not let Edward leave Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
After the I do by whistfull lullaby reviews
This story starts off just after the wedding reception. It follows up to, and after Bella is transformed. Lots and lots of lemons BXE of course . some OOC scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Diary of a Pawn by The Pawn reviews
This is my real life account on vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,631 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
Rain by MOVED TO BOUNCING BEE reviews
Edward ponders what love is, 15 years before he meets Bella. Oneshot. How could one so divine be meant for him? Edward Cullen had to believe she was out there... somewhere. Waiting.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Why is everyone always leaving Me? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Bella never knew of Charlie,phil died of cancer,& renee a mugging at a gastation.Where 5yrold Bella meets the Cullens.She moves in with them,till shes 15,when cullens find outabout charlie and leave her, then the Cullens come to Forks when Bella is there.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/2/2008
The Desire To Feel by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
AU New Moon fic...Bella's desire to feel emotion pain turns to the need to feel physical pain...rated M for mature themes, and self harm...Edward's POV now added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
One last kiss by twilightdreamer93 reviews
Bella gets a note from Edward while he is hunting and misinterprets its meaning. What happens when Edward comes home early from his trip?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,839 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 10/5/2006
The Internal Conflict of Bella Swan by LeighK81 reviews
This story is about Bella finally realizing herself worth and her journey towards that conclusion. Takes place after Eclipse and before the wedding. EXB. BPOV. EPOV Previously entitled: Inner Turmoil
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Namaste by heartsandroses reviews
Edward is rich and beautiful with rich and beautiful stuck up friends. Bella is a yoga practicing, tea drinking free bird. What happens when you put these two opposites together? ExB AU. All I'm asking is that you give it a chance guys. Bad summary, i kno
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
The day Bella got her period by nobodytolose reviews
Did you ever wonder what happened to Bella when she had her period?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Totality by blondie AKA robin reviews
Various stories from Eclipse written in Edward's POV. Newest addition: Spontaneous Combustion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Home is where my heart lies by TwilightMoon7765 reviews
When Edward and Bella meet, Bella's already a vampire...who knows more about him than he does. But, she has a power that everyone wants. Will love still blossom between the two? Summary sucks...but it's better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Edward's Next Top Girlfriend by Miss Fairytale reviews
Bella was suddenly thrown into a chaotic world full of gossip, money, and glamor when she moved to Forks, a famous town. As Bella accustoms to her new life she and Edward, the popular school heart throb, fall for each other.But can Edward change for love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Bella, Edward
Twilght in London by lauracullen reviews
OK, so I just wrote this for no reason. What if the Cullens had never met Bella in Forks, and after a while they left Forks and moved to london? Edward and the other boys arent in the first bit coz I go to an all girls school.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008
From when we were young by MischievousBookWorm1993 reviews
Bella and Edward were friends from when they were born. They were each others first kiss, first time and first love. This story starts from when Bella was born right through Edward and Bella's life of growing up together. Please Review. Rated M - Future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,841 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
My Own New Moon by jashaw reviews
This starts right after Edward leaves in New Moon but this time Bella fights for love. She goes after him but will she find him? Will love win out? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,189 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Broken by lindseyleprosy reviews
After Bella's mother dies, Bella goes crazy. Will Edward be able to rescue her from insanity, or will her new attitude run him off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Friends for Eternity by edwardbella001 reviews
What if Bella and Edward have been best friends since they were born? This is a story on how they grow up as kids and into teenagers where their feelings for each other start to blossom. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Forbidden by dictionizzuh reviews
What if Dylan, Edward and Bella's daughter fell for Jacob's son and viceversa? Find Out Now!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,159 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
All We Are by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
This is the story of how Edward felt when he left Bella. It's a one-shot, and I think it's my best work. It's really sad. Better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bathroom Confessionals by My-Bella reviews
More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Jumping On The Bed by My-Bella reviews
A classic nursery rhyme with a vampire twist! And a surprising winner!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Size DOES Matter by Cinnamint Kitty reviews
It's just any other day at the Cullens... until the boys decide to have a small argument. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Complete
I'm About To Break by boopboopglee reviews
Starting on the Plane ride home from Italy Bella begins hearing Edwards thoughts..., you guys can tell me if you want me to continue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Bad Beginnings, Amazing Endings by MrsEdwardCullen5678 reviews
AU All HUMAN. BxE eventually. What will happen when they grow up together and get their own boyfriend and girlfriend? Will jealousy come? Prologue is upsetting but the rest will be happy I promise. First Fanfic. Rated M for abuse and sexual content later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Rain chapter 1 by nobodytolose reviews
Bella has grown old what will edward do now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008
4eyes by carebear with fangs reviews
what happens to jasper as he discovers the magicail world of the people who have to wear glasses!rate T for safety and this time i own the plott and the hands that wrote it but sadly i do not own the charaters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008
Verbal Engagement by blondie AKA robin reviews
Bella and Edward tell Charlie and Renee of their wedding plans. One-shot, could be considered an extra to 'first light'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Complete
SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE! by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Bella's blonde; Silly, but lovable. Outgoing and quirky. The new it-girl at Forks. Hmm...how can this possibly effect BellaxEdward? total AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Have No Idea by lindseyleprosy reviews
Bella gets a birthday card from her mother, and upon reading it discovers her mother is smarter than she thinks.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
T w e n t y years L a t e r by Porcupined reviews
What's life like for the characters of the Twilight saga twenty years after Eclipse takes place? One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
All I could ever want by EDWARDISOURLlFE reviews
Bella is punk, Edward is a jerk. Edward has never noticed Bella before but when he does he wants more but Bella doesn't want him. All human. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Dating for Dummies by Cullens4everandever reviews
Bella, Edward, Jacob and Mike on a dating show together with Gilderoy Lockhart from Harry Potter hosting! Fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Just a pinch of nuttiness by lexiCULLEN reviews
AU. All human. Slightly OOC for Rose. Story about how the 3 best friends, Rosalie, Bella and Alice, go through crazy and hilarious adventures. Fanfic is totally random. The girls meet the guys. BxE, RxEm, AxJ, Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Hereafter by newfoundlove reviews
FKA August Thirteenth. EPOV. B&E's wedding night, what is their newlywed life like? What challenges will they face as they begin their forever together? Will Edward finally see Bella as his equal... what will it take?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,025 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Secret Impossible by AymberPoet reviews
When you're a girl dating a vampire nothing is ever quite as simple as you'd like, so when Bella gets some impossible news can she really handle everything as well as she thinks she can?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Only Hurts A Minute by Ajazzy reviews
Alice takes Bella on an errand before the wedding, why is Bella so nervous?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
St Valentine's Day by topaz addiction reviews
Snippets of how Emmett and Rosalie's, Japer and Alice's and Edward and Bella's Valentines Day went.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Connection Runs Too Deep by LeighK81 reviews
AU. Takes place after Eclipse. Bella chooses to be single in order to save Edward's family. Her plans fall through and the unthinkable happens. Bella learns just how strong the connection between her and Edward really is. EXB OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 11/24/2007
Misunderstood Decisions by LeighK81 reviews
The human counterpart of Willingly Losing Control. AU. Everyone is human. Lots of lemons. Detailed summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
Isabella Marie Swan left & Ella Arie Swanson came? by AngelfishSweetpea reviews
Summary inside: Bella lives a split life, that only Angela knows about. Bella keeps her secret from everyone.even Alice and Edward her best friends since 5th gr and birth But when Bella does something drastic everyone notices her life was a lie or do they
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,898 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Beautiful Rescue by Simply Emma reviews
"Something must be wrong with the mirror because I am not that broken girl staring back at me but... I guess I am." Bella has a different past one she tries so desperately to escape. Too bad he's back. Forgetting is hard when facing a gun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,295 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dressing Room RAPE! by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Bella's a vamp, but unmarried. Here's the intriguing tale of how she stole Edward's virginity, the most precious gift a girl has to give. But he's not a girl, so what the hell? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
The Dance of Utter Humiliation by Moon Made of Longing reviews
What happens when Alice throws a going away party for Edward and Bella? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008
Guess Who Doesn't Understand Personal Space by Moon Made of Longing reviews
A fanfic making fun of Jacob Black when Bella writes a school paper on werewolves.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Complete
Expecting by topaz addiction reviews
Disregards what happens in Eclipse. Cute little oneshots about Bella being pregnant. Some fun Cullen times await! Rated T just incase!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,390 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
Diomand Ring by Moon Made of Longing reviews
Edward's perspective when he sees Bella wearing her wedding ring.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens continue their road trip after they leave the mall. They need a place to stay, at least for a little while. They come to a place and wreak their vampire havoc! Bella still isn't a vamp. Sequel to Anything is Possible at the Mall. FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,499 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Day by nothingleft reviews
Edward and Bella get married. My take on their special day. Sequel to 'Practicing'. Wedding Night will be included, slight lemon. duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,615 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Finding Beauty by Niamh929 reviews
Bella is tormented and tortured by her peers. When she has almost given up, beauty finds her ... in more than one way. BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,859 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007
Triple the trouble! by Bella4Edward reviews
Alice has a vision two months after the wedding that has everyone puzzled. Big and unexpected twists. It gets better as it goes on. The story is better than I can describe. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,819 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Animals by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
“It’s not that we enjoy your possessions, Edward. We enjoy the sex, plain and simple. Wherever we choose is the most plausible place for,” he looked at Alice suggestively, “Our latest. . .fantasy. Or, simply the closest, most comfortable place.” Jasper an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 12/25/2007
Coma by melissamarie173 reviews
Bella suddenly wakes up only to find out...what? She's been where for the past three years? And Edward...he's...he's...? oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Beautiful Disaster by Briandelight reviews
James bit Bella but Edward can't suck the venom out. How will it turn out? Will Victoria come back? What is Bella's power? What will happen when it's time for confrontation? A bit OOC... ok a lot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,979 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The new Beginning by Twilightfever reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice are sisters: move to a new town and bump into the three boys who are popular and dated every girl in the school and they are Edward, Jasper and Emmett. Will they find love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,511 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Suspicions by Ed.cullenator reviews
One-Shot. Charlie thinks over a little about Bella's life in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Immanent Circumstances by rumoredreader reviews
Companion story for Vampires for Violette, from Grayson's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Secrets,shame,storms and stripclubs by Vintage Muse reviews
Bella isn't as clumsy as she appears.If Edward found out what she used to do for money, he would never forgive her. Or so she thinks... I THINK I GOT THE CHAPTERS FIXED. SORRY STILL LEARNING HERE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Eclipse Made Sexier by xNataliexMariex reviews
Was anyone besides me dissapointed about how some of the hottest scenes in Eclipse got cut short? Well, for all of you, i re-wrote one of the famous bedroom scenes where Edward and Bella cross the lines...completely. EXB All the way! Read & Review please
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
How Cliché! by Nails For Biting reviews
This is supposed to be stupid, and very OOC. Topics your stories probably SHOULDN'T be. T for future topics.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Somebody Save Me by Marie Pattin reviews
Bella and her mother had always been abused by Charlie. After Charlie kills Renee all of his anger is focused on Bella. Then the Cullens arrive and Bella and Edward fall in love. But what happens when she tells on Charlie and the Cullens take her in? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,419 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ghost of a Stranger by you're my little skankwad reviews
This shall never be completed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,222 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007
My happy ending or is it the beginning? by Forks1 reviews
Story starts in the meadow where Eclipse left off, telling Charlie & Renee, wedding, honeymoon, transformation etc. Enjoy the romance, intimacy, comedy and fluff. Please R&R each chapter. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Mutiny by Tawnyeyes reviews
This is the sequel to Oh Honeymoon. Bella is now a vampire and enjoys her new life with the Cullen family. A group of vampires are tired of following the rules set by the Volturi. The Cullens are forced to decide which side they are on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,135 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Caring for you by Nails For Biting reviews
Bella coughed again and she opened her eyes slightly. She looked like an angel still, hair stuck to her head from the sweat, face flushed. Oneshot, Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
It Takes Two by Ellenedwardforever reviews
Bella and Edward are married and are having twins! Eclipse spoilers! Better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Warning: PencilRelated Violence by Jasper'sGal reviews
Remember in Twilight when Mike asks Bella if she stabbed Edward with a pencil? What if his statement came true?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare on a Lazy Day by bite-me62 reviews
What exactly will the Cullen's do on a lazy day? How does Bella get involved with a fight for her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,418 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 291 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
By the Light of Venus by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella has just graduated from Arizona State University and gets a job working in Seattle. AU rewrite of Twilight, everything is the same except everyone is in their 20's. How will that change the situations that Bella and Edward face?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,374 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Dramas of the heart by Xo-SARCASTIC-oX reviews
What will you do when your best friend is the love of your life? What will you do when you have to put family before your other half? What do you do when, in the end, you're not even of the same species anymore? What is there to do? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,989 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007
Name's Bella by bitexbrittany reviews
AU: Bella never lived with Charlie, only visited. Bella is going to Seattle University where she meets new people and finds new friends. All are human. ExB,JxA,ExR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,335 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
One Broken Heart Later by princessjob reviews
Jake is trying to write Bella a letter saying he’s sorry for not being able to be with her at the beginning of Eclipse, but he just can’t decide what to write. Based on “Blank Sheet of Paper” by Tim McGraw. Not a songfic. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Edward's Intentions by Ajazzy reviews
What Edward's intentions where when leaving in New Moon. SongficDiaryfic
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
It's Raining Men! by Librarian2be reviews
AU what would happen if Bella moved to live Forks with her father, who decideds to send bella to a boarding school. 1 problem only one school in washington has an opening. What happens when Bella finds herself the only girl in the mist of hundreds of boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007
Cullen Kareoke by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's singing in the shower gives Edward an idea. Please read and review. Some Eclipse spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Striking Similarities by Ajazzy reviews
One Shot My first fanfiction..ever Harry Potter kids go see a movie. Twilight fans will get a chuckle out of it.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Self Hatred, Self Torture by Nails For Biting reviews
I hoped that this wouldn’t turn out like Romeo and Juliet had, though. Romeo would find out that it’d been a lie Juliet wasn’t dead.. Rosalie's POV After telling Edward Bella had died. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
With Love Miracles Happen by Micheala Howell-Lester reviews
COMPLETE: When Bella and Edward are finally wed, they get big news after their honeymoon. What will happen? Find out inside...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 17,005 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Petition by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
There's a petition going around Forks. About Bella. AND her fiance. Anyone care to sign?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007
New Vampire Experiences by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
Sequel to Last Human Moments. This is Bella's first experiences as a vampire and how her and the Cullen's deal with them. 'I Looked into his greenishgold eyes, Forever is Forever Right' Please R&R, Thank you PrettyKitty!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007
Eclipse Compromise by My-Bella reviews
Edward's version of Chapter 20 from Eclipse. What were his true plans for that night? How did he really feel about Bella's reluctance over his marriage proposal? Just what was he feeling when she finally let him slip that ring onto her finger?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
Bite me! by Hulktastic reviews
This is an argument between Bella and Edward during class...Disclaimer: i dont own twilight... forgot to put it in story BxE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Complete
A Cake by Kindergartener-at-Heart reviews
It's Edward's birthday, and Bella decides to take a risk and bake a cake with Alice...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
All alone, Then not so Much by ivane-818 reviews
Rosalie has had a hard time. Bella and Edward have changed everything in their lives, and now she just needs some comforting. So guess who helps? Loving lemon for Emmett and Rosalie. Prolly a oneshot unless you want me to keep it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2007
WorkOn Stories by princessjob reviews
This is a collection of stories that I'm not sure I want to turn into actual stories. I want to know what you think, so I can decide if I want to continue and make them real stories. Please review! Disclaimer: I don't own anything I write about
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Their Story by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
A BlaisexGinny Oneshot. If people want I could definately turn this into something more. Better than it sounds. BZxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Ginny W., Blaise Z.
My name is Cynthia by Nails For Biting reviews
“Alice.. Alice, I’m going to miss you so much, Alice!” I said. Alice looked into my eyes as she spoke. “Cynthia, I’m telling you this right now. Don’t miss me. Don’t remember me, don’t think about me. I don’t want you to be sad, Cynthia,” she whispered.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Complete
McKenzie Cullen by Blair Cullen reviews
Bella left Forks 5 years ago after she married Edward and found out she was pregnant. How will Edward react when he founds out he has a daughter with the love of his life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007
The Experiment by nothingleft reviews
This one shot takes place at the end of Eclipse, after the meadow, before the wedding. Edward gets creative while trying to solve one of the complications of his being with Bella while she's human. In this case, his cold body temp. Hint Warm and Bubbly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Baby Roses by midnightmoons reviews
Bella gets pregnant. what happens? how does the family take it? plz b nice fist fanfiction n i can't do summaries! i had to fix my rating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Bella, Emmett and the Dukes by Marie Pattin reviews
What happens when Bella and Emmett want to be like The Dukes of Hazzard? Oneshot. First fanfic. PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Blessing by rumoredreader reviews
What will happen when Edward and Bella break the 'good news' to Charlie? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Winter Stories by topaz addiction reviews
If Edward hadn't left in New Moon, this is how I think they would have spent an afternoon in the snow. ExB fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Real People Real Vampires? by obvioustwilightlover reviews
What would happen if these wellknown people were bitten by vampires? What would their powers be? SCARY! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007
Trying by vampiregrrrl110 reviews
About Bella and Edward's wedding and the 'trying' Bella's last human experience that comes after. With a little bit of a complication in the middle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007
Big Day by Sexy n' Showing reviews
About Edward and Bella after the wedding:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
Christmas Gifts by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. Edward and Alice come to visit Bella on Christmas Eve. There is gift giving, both sweet and bittersweet. [E&B]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
After Eclipse by dictionizzuh reviews
Bella finds out she is pregnant, and leaves Edward. But what will happen to the baby when she gets into a car crash, and is turned into a vampire? BTW i update every 10 new reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,500 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Our Memories, Our Past by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
SONGFIC : I lay here, could he possibly be thinking of me? I sat there in the dark, could she still love me? How did this happen? PLEASE R&R! THANK YOU! P.S. Based on New Moon, during months of seperation. Is sad, so be careful!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Oh Honeymoon by Tawnyeyes reviews
The wedding is over. Edward and Bella prepare for the honeymoon and life after marriage. This is a happy, feel good version. Sorry, limited conflict.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,468 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
My Own Twilight by jashaw reviews
Instead of getting bit in the hand in the ballet studio Bella was bit in the neck so now there is no turning back for Edward. How will E & B deal with her sudden and unplanned change? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Surprise Surprise! by victoria-thetrueMTlover reviews
Just after Eclipse, bella marries edward and is turned into a vampire but unexpected things happen...first fanfic in like 2years need some help aka reviews please and thank you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007
edward and the braces by carebear with fangs reviews
this is seqal to the story edward visits the dentist by rissohma read that before you read this one!rate t just incasedisclaimer i dont own twilight or the plot just the hands that wrote it! after new moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
Being Schooled in Love by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella is the new girl on campus, Edward the big guy on campus. And when they meet, Bella will do everything in her power to stay OUT of Edward's bed while Edward wants to get to know her better. What will happen? Read 2 find out. Please R&R! No Vamps here
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,521 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Metafiction by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Last Human Moments by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
This is the most hilarious human moments Bella has before her transformation. Their the most funny and most odd so please read and review! I promise it wont be a waste of time. PLEASE R&R! THANK YOU PRETTYKITTYH2o!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Sundering Sunrise by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
This is my version of breaking dawn. Yes I know this is being done ever where, but my story would really like a chance and reviews! Bella! I screamed, something wasn't right, I should have never done this, I couldnt lose her, not yet! PLZ R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,454 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007
The Freedom and Absurdities of Becoming a Vampire! by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward has to face the truth, by changing Bella, but what does she find once she searches the internet? Are there secrets between her and Edward? Rated T just for case. sequel to Concussion!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Your Hidden Self by bitexbrittany reviews
Bella moves to Forks as a different person we thought she was in Twilight. She is a goth, or maybe even punk, that doesn't matter, what does matter is that she is devolping feelings for the nongoth Edward, Better than it sounds I hope. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007
Halfway to Anywhere by thefoodsnob reviews
Edward has a wedding present for Bella, something that will give them the life they need together as they embark into eternity together. May be rated M in future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Bella Quiz Mania! by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella's bored and decides to check out a quiz site. What will she find? You can take the quizzes too! Please Read and Review, slight spoilers. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
So Wrong by 83Twilighter4life reviews
Oneshot. A little one shot if all were human and Edward was dating both Bella and Rosalie and they found out about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Lips of an Angel by Leria reviews
Songfic based on Lips of an Angel by Hinder
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences: Karaoke by 83Twilighter4life reviews
The Cullens are trying to give Bella as many Human Experiences as possible in the short time they have. This is what happens when Alice decides on Karaoke for her tribute. My first fanfic so please be gentle in the reviews
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007
Unexpected by bitexbrittany reviews
It's set after Eclipse. Edward and Bella are married. He did his part of the bargain. Bella's about to be changed, when the unexpected happens. Read and Review, I hope you like it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007
A New Love in a New Light by sesshomaruloveralways reviews
Bella wants a more physical relationship with Edward. They decide to make a deal. Will they be able to handle the sexual tension that builds? Can Edward keep his control?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,912 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Ice Makes Passion by ronOReds reviews
After some wedding planning, Bella goes to break the news to Renee. Only to come back to find Alice has planned her Bachlorette Party! Party is in coming chapters, but it will be the most outrageous thing you've ever seen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,079 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
New In Forks by Sh.C reviews
Bella just moved in with her dad who has issues of his own. At school she sees the Cullens who she seems to have a strange connection to, except Edward, who seems to hate her! What if he left and she befriended the Cullens? What happens when he comes back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,414 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Other Fruit by Haley Cullen reviews
AU. A week after the wedding, Bella becomes pregnant with Edward's baby. Is this bad news or good news? [E&B]COMPLETED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,756 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Full Moon by Confeye reviews
This story takes place after Eclipse. It starts the day of Bella and Edward's wedding, and from there, Bella learns of the perils of living with a vampire husband. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 11/1/2007
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/2/2007
Alice Enters the Lottery by Nails For Biting reviews
Alice is grocery shopping for Bella, what happens when she sees a lottery sign? Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
An Interesting Outing by Lizzie503 reviews
What happens when Alice convinces the Cullens to go trick or treating? What are they wearing? How do they react when they find that Bella has invited the wolves as well? Will all be well, or will chaos insue?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007
Concussion by Moonchild101713 reviews
Bella searching for edward was hit by a car. But who hit her. Her concussion is mild, but does she still remember she is married to Edward? Rated T just in case. Made after Eclipse.What will happen after she comes out of conncussion? Will she be mad? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
My Own Breaking Dawn by jashaw reviews
I know there are alot of post eclipse stories out there but try it you might like it! I tried to stick very close to the story line so hopefully we can all experience a glimpse of what steph might have in store for us!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Edward Cullen Must Die by IheartTwilight reviews
[AU] When 3 beautiful shevampires move to Forks with the intention of getting revenge on their player ex boyfriend, Edward Cullen, they recruit the geeky new girl Bella Swan. But what happens when Bella starts to fall in love? Uhoh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,154 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Window by Saiyachick reviews
Edward's point of view when he heard Bella slam the window shut in Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1463 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Status Quo by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Edward is a popular jerk. Bella is a beautiful loser. they were the best of friends until he changed. he wants her, she hates him. How will things work out? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Blue Dawn by bitexbrittany reviews
Edward left 6 years ago.Bella was raped and became pregnant.She moves away to North Dakota.Will Edward try to find her?Will she love him?Will Kilee want him in her family? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Bella's Song by Alice laughed reviews
I have a friend who was a bit frustrated at the lack of adult activity in Eclipse, so I wrote this for her. Edward and Bella are home alone, and she requests her song. ONESHOT SMUT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Hot Chocolate by Angel Ren reviews
Sequel to Butterfly Kisses: Is it time for revenge? Edward Cullen, Snowballs, Bella Swan, Snowangels, Vampires and Hot Chocolate! Whatever is a girl to do? Pure Fluff! Note: Set after Eclipse mild spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Room by Saiyachick reviews
Edward and Alice didn't get off on the right foot when they first met. Alice stole his room, but she explains the real reason why she moved into Edward's room. Drabble Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Alice, Edward - Complete
A Day At The Beach by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to the beach, where pirate ships are made of sand, and fireworks make things expolde!Rated T just in case. Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
20 Things to do when in Vacation in Forks by BiteMeEdward7 reviews
title says all. READ! VERY FUNNY! i think..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
It Doesn't Matter by vtcullen reviews
I grinned wryly as she blushed. I knew she wasn’t the best singer in the world, but I didn’t care. If this song was important to Bella, I wanted to hear it. Songfic with Edward and Bella fluff. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Blush by LaBellaBella reviews
What was the first vision of Edward and Bella like? Alice has some things to say to Edward after he decides to save Bella from Tyler's van that one fateful day, but will her opinion be affected by a vision she has? One shot, Alice's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
Lunar Eclipse by Ed.cullenator reviews
This is my take on Eclipse. It's kind of fluffy but it's a pretty good read. It includes a little bit of werewolves, victoria & someone by the name of pierce so far... please review![DISCONTINUED]
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,214 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Ice Box by vtcullen reviews
Forks highschool has it's annual talent show. The boys of the Cullen clan sign up. Set in Edward's POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
With Opened Eyes by leiahlaloa reviews
AU: It's right after graduation... and Bella is going to be changed. But everything goes terribly wrong... with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,825 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
memories by seleneswan reviews
Bella revels in Edward's past through a photo album. —Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/7/2007 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Valentine's Day by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Lightning split open the sky, as rain continued to pour down. Thunder shouted, echoing, as a lone figure stood in the rain, standing beside a grave. Songfic...what would you do if you loved someone who was killed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Love Calculator by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilght characters stumble upon a love calcolaor? MADNESS! BWHAHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Intuition by lawenforcementcheetah reviews
This kiss had the same painful edge for some reason I couldn't imagine. Bella figures out Edwards plan before he leaves and comes up with her own to make him realize he can't survive without her. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer's peyops.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,930 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Into The Forest by Simply Emma reviews
William changes Bella so she can be his mate Bella hates being a monster. Her coven and her go to Forks they meet the Cullens, Bella takes a liking to Edward, too bad Bella has a mate and he wont let her go. Can Bella get away from him and be with Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,632 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Those Hypnotizing Eyes by Ed.cullenator reviews
Basically, Bella moves to Forks and meets seductive Edward Cullen, who has a bad reputation. Although she has a boyfriend, Bella hangs out with Edward and could be in serious danger with the evil Edward Cullen and his hypnotizing eyes. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/5/2007 - Published: 4/14/2007
Eternity is a long time by Vampireacoholic reviews
This is what I thought would have happened if Edward hadn't returned and Bella never met Jacob. A/N: Apparently this made sense in my teenage mind :P Re-written. Hope you guys like it -Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Go Into The Woods Alone by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Isabella Swan made one major promise to Edward Cullen. Don’t go into the woods alone. But what if Bella broke that promise? Rated T to be safe. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,320 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Mirrored by Alphie reviews
From the Thing1 AU Remus learns to deal with the fact that his daughter is dating a werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 126,747 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
Life, Interrupted by GreenApples 180 reviews
After the big prom at the end of Twilight, will Ed change Bella into a vampire? Will he be able to handle taking her soul? Hmmm.......The plot thickens.....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
When Twister Gets Funny by EdwardAddict reviews
Bella and the rest of the Cullens play Twister one Thursday night. Why is everyone laughing? Why is Emmett wearing high heels? Rated T for Emmett. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
When Scrabble Goes Wrong by EdwardAddict reviews
What happens when the Cullens decide to play a game of Scrabble and it turns physical? How will the problem be solved? Rated T for language. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Quidditch Anyone? by Alphie reviews
Third in a series. If you haven't read Plugs and Outlets or Quills and Inkbottles, you mat want to. This one centers around Sirius and a unique talk he has with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/17/2001
Quills and Ink Bottles by Alphie reviews
The sequel to Plugs and Outlets. This time it is Mrs. Weasley's turn to talk to Ginny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2001
Plugs and Outlets by Alphie reviews
Mr. Weasley has a chat with Ron about his realationship with Hermione. PG-13 for sexual dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/19/2001
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Twilight Obsession List reviews
Title says all, I do the majority of the things on the list, that's it really changed to K plus becuase I wanted to be safe
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Photograph reviews
HUMAN Edward & Bella move to Seattle with their daughter Maddy, but a tragic event happens and separates the family. Bella has to find Edward before it's to late to save him, but he's not the same Edward Cullen that was captured. AU, OOC, & OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella
Slight Insanity formerly Jasper & the Bookclub reviews
When Jasper is offered a job at the Forks High School library he meets some strange stalker like girls. But what happens when these girls are not what the Cullens thought they were? randomness, and Cullen crazyness! formerly Jasper & the Book Club R&R! oo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008
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