Poll: If they are making a New Moon and/or Eclipse movie and you got to be cast as a caracter in it who would you want to be? completly ignoring the fact that the Cullens/Bella/school people/wolves are for the most part already cast Vote Now!
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.
WARNING: THIS IS AN INSANLEY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG PROFILE! (I attempted to shorten it but it didn't work!!)
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED :-D
Hey I'm RockstarLife... welcome to my insanly long profile... uh yeah...soooooo...
in the last poll, Volterra, Italy won with a total of 8 votes, in second we have Forks, Washington with 7 votes, in third we have London, England with 6 votes, La Push, Washington came in fourth with 4 votes, Phoenix, Arizona came in fifth with 2 votes and last but not least is Texas with only one vote. Please vote on the new one! (please!)
I find this very werid... when I logged in it asked me if I was human I wanted to say no I'm a vampire.
'As Emmett had pointed out to me, it wasn’t the humans fault they smelled so damn appetising.' quote I liked from the story 'oh what a night' by xxxRubyxxx
these are true conversations that have happened to me!!
me: look at the cats!! they're having a snycronized licking game!!
mom: I'm reading New Moon again and it still makes me cry from my ears when Edward leaves
meme: I have to go and buy some clean dirt
This is a random song I made in music class
p.s. i was REALLy bored!! (we were watching Big Bird goes to China can you blame me?? oh and it's to the tune of follow the yellow brick road from the Wizard of Oz)
jump off the cliff, jump off the cliff, Bella, Bella, Bella, Bella jump off the cliff! we're off to see The Volturi! the evilest Volturi of all! to save Edward Cullen from committing suicide! oh Edward Cullen Bella's not really dead! no, no, no, no, no! she's not really dead at all! (dadadadadadada) we're off to see the Voulturi the most evilest Volturi of all!
oh and before I forget (which I will) here is the link to my Twilight website:The link to my other one is
pic. of what I think Rosalie, Edward, & Jasper would look like as kids (and yes I did take this picture from the Little Vampire):
this is just a video that reminds me of Twilight well not really the video but the song I can just picture it Mike Newton in a bar where the Cullens just happen to be and Rosalie plays a trick on Mike just to make Emmett mad... lol it's basically a song that makes fun of Mike Newton though I'm sure that wasn't there intent. the song is called Kick My Ass by Big & Rich
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
(Originally in -theoneyouforgot-'s profile) The Last Thing You Ate
Thing that confuses you the most
I don't know? I get confused a lot but I would say conversations confuse me the most
Thing that you are ashamed of
I can't think of anything right now
Thing most loathed
snobbish people who are jerks to me and my friends and talk to me like I'm mental incompitent, and stupid summer reading projects...wait make that school work in general
Brownish, blondish, auburnish (like a combination of the three) really it changes from day to day depending on the lighting
Dark Blue (ish)
Irish, VERY French, and English
You get in trouble the most for
waiting until the last minute to do things...like projects...and homework... and goofing off the majority of the time
Most thought about thought
at the momment 3oh!3
Most Annoyed by
people who ignore me!!
Can you do a push up?
YES!! I finally learned!!...kinda...
Can you run a mile?
hanging with my buds, writing, being random
Are you an emo poet
on occasion... I like to write funny poems better though :D so no I guess
Do you know who Flyleaf is?
YES AND THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!!
What color is your math notebook?
Are you funny?
when I'm not trying to be... don't know if that's a good or bad thing...
Are you secretly dating your best friend
Do you understand football?
it confuses me ad I can't follow it... at all... all I know about football is that you throw an oval shaped ball into those
thingies at the end of the field resulting in a touchdown... I think...no
Are you dating anyone
no and it sucks
Are you okay with not dating anyone?
Does someone have a crush on you?
Where do you come in the family tree?
Do you like your feet.
odd question, but, Yes they're okay i suppose
Nope i think that is all
(Originally Taken from MyArtIsInWords's Profile then taken from EdwardIsMyLover's profile)
1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
2. What is your favorite possession?
3. Do you own a gun?
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
9. Can you do a push up?
10. Is your bathroom clean?
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
12. Do you take painkillers?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
15. What's your name?
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
17. Name the last 4 things you have bought
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
19. Current worry?
20. Current hate?
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
23. Where would you like to go?
24. Do you own slippers?
What Are You Wearing?
26. Favorite color(s)?
27. Are you gay?
28. Do you sing in the shower?
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
32. Who is your loudest friend?
33. Who is your most silent friend?
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
36. What is your favorite candy?
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
my motto: we are all spazzes on the inside (makes peace sign)
(more) Random facts about me!!
I'm EXTREMLY RANDOM AND HYPER!!
I write songs and I have ~50 songs most of them written this year
my nicknames are: Em, Auntie Em (by my step niece), Bella, Shika (because I hop like a deer when I run), cookie (my mom), Alice (my French class name), Emz, Emmy, and a bunch of other nicknames from my mom, Switzerland cuz i'm friends with everyone and when someone is fighting with someone else I'm neutral
I live at that place next to a place that's beside (you guessed it) a place!! oh and it's shaped like a square!! :D
I have at least 14 different stories for fanfiction but none of them are finished
I suck at updating on time
I'm in love with English and Australian accents!! THEY ARE AWESOME!! :-D in fact the other day I was in music class and I somehow got started reading the Miranda Rights to my best friend... in a British accent.
I spaz out daily
one of my friends has hot pink hair!! it's awesome!! when I told my parents about it they both said (and not at the same time) 'don't get any ideas'
I call her Pinky
I have two black cats named George (Gryffendor Albus Dumbledore Edward Cullen yeah that's his full name I just call him Georgiel)
I have a little brother who is very annoying
My Friends are (in order of how I met them): Liam, Rachie, Ambe, KK, Rosie, Zach, Pinky, Andy, Becca, Mickey, Thea, Nina, Kimmie, Nick, Nicole, Lizzy, Ashley, Khari, Hana!
I LOVE TWILIGHT, LAW & ORDER/ LAW & ORDER CRIMINAL INTENT AND LAW & ORDER SPEACIAL VICTIMS UNIT BONES NCIS GLEE AND GREY'S ANATOMY!!
I don't watch sports but I do have teams I support! for football and baseball and they are: The Boston Red Sox, and the New England Patriots
I talk to myself and answer my own questions out loud (last night I had a very nice conversation with myself, my mom walked in the room and asked me what on earth was I doing so I told her... I have no idea.)
I have 18 friends. out of that 18, 11 of them have read Twilight, and it's all because of me... well kind of at least with the girls... Nick read it more because of KK, and Andy just read it because his brother was reading it
I like to give my smiley faces noses :-D sometimes... :)
books I'm in the process of reading: i'm actually not really reading anything... I just haven't had the time though I just finished the Vladimir Tod series
I rarely finish books that start out slow if I'm not hooked by the 2nd chapter it is VERY unlikley I will finish it I'm just too impaitient
Favorite books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Midnight Predater, basiclly anything with vampires in it, So Yesterday; the Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging series, The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod
Fav. Songs: Watching Airplanes, by Gary Allen; Rockstar, by Nickelback; As If, by Sara Evans; Picture to burn, by Taylor Swift; Online, by Brad Paisley; Saints & Angels,by Sara Evans, Going Under by Evanescence, Never Too Late by Three Days Grace and a LOT of other songs/bands/singers
Fav. Genre of music: anything really... except most rap... i don't like rap most of the time. it bugs me because I can't sing along and I don't like some of the... shall we say topics of rap... country is good, and so is rock yeah so besides those 2 anything Rock, Punk, Alternative are other favorites
Fav. artists: KEITH URBAN! Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flatts, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Muse, Aly&AJ, LeAnn Rimes, Gary Allen, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Sara Evens, Flyleaf, Evanesence, Seether, Avril Lavinge (there's a LOT more I just can't think of them right now) Greenday, Onerepublic, (sometimes->) Ashlee Simpson, 30 seconds to Mars, Plain White-T's, the veronicas, bowling for soup, puddle of mud, Anna Nalick, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Paramore, Three Days Grace, and there's so many others that I can't think of!!
My hobbies are: READING! writing, writing songs, and singing
Fav. words: Random, werid, crazy, seriously, awesome, akward, insane
Fav. Book characters: from Twilight: EDWARD! Bella, Alice, Emmett,(Twilight) Hermione, Ginny (from Harry Potter) Susannah, Jesse, Doc/ David (from the Mediator series)
Fav. book relationships: Edward & Bella; Alice & Jasper; Emmett & Rosalie; Esme & Carlisle; ( - from Twilight) Turquoise & Jaguar; Rayvn & Gabriel; ( - From Midnight Predater) Cal & Lacey; Moe & Pearl; Moe & person who's name escapes me @ the moment; ( -Peeps & the Last Days) Hermione & Ron; Harry & Ginny;( - Harry Potter) Susannah & Jesse (- Mediator Series)
If we (my friend Pinky and I) ever get mad at our parents we are going to run away to ethier Forks, WA; Phoenix, AZ; or Jacksonville, FL
I have a disorder I made up called O.R.D. (obsessive reading disorder or overly random disorder) :)
I am one of the craziest most random person you will ever meet... once you get to know me or when I'm with my friends
I'm trying to annoy my friends to read Twilight by being overly obsessive about it and now I REALLY am overly obsessed (if there is such a thing)
It worked after ~9 months on all but one
I have such an obsession with the Twilight series that it's scary, and every time I read those things about 'If your obsessed with Twilight...' I realize I do if not all of those things than a good portion of the list... so I decided to make my own list
If I had a choice between becoming a vampire or a werewolf I would DEFINETLY become a vampire! VAMPIRES ARE BETTER THAN WEREWOLVES! though Jacob is cool!!
LOL! Kay since I have absolutely NOTHING to do/say I'm going to fill my bio with pointless funny things that are true for me that I got from other people's bios! The first one is mine : )
Everyone you know is considering sending you to therapy and you enjoy telling people this, if you are like that copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. everyone you know is thinking of committing you to an insane asylum for you addiction to the totally awesome Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer:-D OR you stay up until dawn reading fan fiction on weekends, but you made a 'curfew' for yourself at 12:30 a.m. on weekdays If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
HERE ARE SOME RANDOM THINGS I GOT OUT OF A BOOK THAT WERE ACTUALLY SAID IN A COURTROOM
A: You know, I don't know, but I mean, you know-you don't know but you know. You know what I'm saying?
Q: Do I? No. Do I know? No.
Q: Mr. Jones do yoou believe in alien forces?
A: You mean other than my wife?
(don't know about you... but to me that is a MAYJOR burn)
Q: Were you acquainted with the decendent?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: Before or after he died?
Q: Did he ever kill you before?
A: Pardon me?
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)
I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile Thank you to flamin. guitarist for posting this in your profile and for letting others read it.
My name is sarah
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
╚═╩═╩═╝Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she likes you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!
My goal in life is to have everyone I have ever come into contact with fall in love with Twilight series, and, more importantly, EDWARD!
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! (I love that one :D)
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties (tell me about it!!)
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?
QuOtEs & SaYiNgS
poking ink spots on a desk Goren- I love seeing which one's the freshest
-first our first suspect says he was saving a homless person, then our next two say the stole a car that was all gift wrapped and ready to go. is it me or are alibis becoming increasingly pathetic- DA on Law & Order Criminal Intent
-random lady comes over to famous chef with a cookbook and asks him to sign it
-there are seven wonders in the world... unless you count Paris Hilton's buisness line -Reba Macantire (how do you spell that?)
Rachie: What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?
Me: where to begin?
-Time tells the truth
-Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. that way. when you criticize them you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
-Luck never gives: it only lends - Ancient Chinese proverb
-Wish for what you want...work for what you need
-Sometimes you're the wind shield...sometimes you're the bug.
-What you do speaks so loudly...that i can not here what you say.
- i'm not lying...i'm writing fiction with my mouth - homer simpson
-When you love someone you can tell...when you're in love with someone, every one else can.
-They laugh because im different...i laugh because they're the same.
-Fear is the heart of love.
-I'd rather be hated for who i am the loved for who i'm not.
-The TRUTH is that everyone's going to hurt you...you just have to decide who is worth the pain.
-You shall no the truth and the truth shall make you mad- Aldous Huxley
- Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.- Vernon Law
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.
-If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up.
-I'm psycho but in a good way
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
- Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- He who laughs last didn't get it.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Emmett Cullen stronger than you since 1915
Rosalie Hale better than you since 1915
Jasper Hale calmer than you since 1843
Alice Cullen more hyper than you since 1901
Carlisle Cullen smarter than you since 1640
Esme Cullen kinder than you since 1895
Edward Cullen faster than you since 1901
Bella Swan clumsier than you since 1987
Ways You Can Tell You Are A Sad Sack
You get fired from your job at McDonalds.
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
THINGS TO PONDER BY ROCKSTARLIFE
if technically after midnight it's
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
why isn't there a shorter word for monosyllabic?
if you had a fire in an igloo would it melt?
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why are they called stands if they're ment for sitting?
Why are flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If it's illegal to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do they call it a building? Why isn't it a built?
Why is verb a noun?
Are there seeing-eye humans for blind dogs?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
Do pediatritions play miniture golf on Wednesdays?
How can a house burn up while it burns down?
Why is the THIRD hand on a watch called the SECOND hand?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Before drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
If you believe that words are the deadliest weapon known to man, copy and paste this onto your profile.
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
If you have two friends who are COMPLETE opposites, aka: One likes boys make-up and all things girly, The other likes sports computers and loud music, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Wierd is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are Squee, copy and paste this onto your proflie.
If you get pissed from having your mother saying "I'm SO fat!" Every day, ( If she says it ONE MORE TIME...) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your laugh sounds like a chipmonk hippicuping in rapid-fire succession, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you e-mailed sombody, and they thought you were EMO because of the e-mail, then met you and couldn't believe you wrote the e-mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you say a word in your head until it sounds wierd, stop thinking about it, and start thinking about how hot Edward is, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( OMG, he is soooooooooooo hot!!)
TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.
Here are some awesomtastical quotes:
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. (LOL, funny story well kind of where this happened wasn't funny but we were at a hospital with my grandfather and my grandmother had to do something and she can't walk very well so my uncle, who also has issues walking decides to help her, so my mom goes "oh this is cute, the blind leadeth the blind.")
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!
Batteries are the most dramatice form of energy... they don't just stop working... they DIE!!
If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (... so THAT's why I'm crazy.. ohhh)
Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.
If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.
Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (first person that enters my mind, Edward Cullen)
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I have GREEN SKIN so I Must be a witch
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be a snob
~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD. (Ya'll, stereotyping needs to stop. It's unkind and mean and hurts people's feelings.)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. (this makes me laugh everytime i read it...)
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is sitting in the cell beside you saying, "Damn, that was fun!"
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile (good times, good times...might I add that it was at a solar car race and we were randomly singing stupid songs we made up about socks... yes you read right socks that were black ...and everyone was telling us to shut up... so we just sang louder... then this girl who's like now one of my best friends comes up to us and goes 'you know you guys are making complete fools out of your selves' and we were like we don't care... she gave us a werid look and left us to act insane.. a.k.a being ourselves)
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. you go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. Children's singers start having myspaces
3.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
4. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Live Journal/MySpace/E-mail.
6. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.
7. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice number five.
11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
12. and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did pplz
~"Harry Potter can kiss my ass!" -Reed, The Covenant
~"Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. That came out wrong..but you know what I mean." -Paul, Shes the Man
~"I write songs too, olivia." "Really, malcom? thats wonderful." "check this out-(singing) I see you through your window... while im standing on a tree outside!"-Malcom and Olivia, Shes the Man
~"So, are you going to be my valentine? Since you didn't get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it's the least you can do." "What exactly does that entail?" "The usual-slave for life, that kind of thing." -Jacob and Bella, New Moon
~What was with these Quileute boys? Were they feeding them experimental growth hormones? -Bella (thinking), New Moon
~"I'm trying to keep my promise!" "When did you ever promise to kill yourself falling out of Charlie's tree?" -Jacob and Bella, New Moon
~If Seth didn't cut it out, I was going to throw a pinecone at him. -Bella (thinking), Eclipse
~Emmett watched curiously as Edward helped me carefully out of the car. His eyes zeroed in on the hand I cradled against my chest. Emmett grinned. "Fall down again, Bella?" I glared at him fiercely. "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. -Eclipse
~"You kissed me back." "I did not." "I think I can tell the difference." "Obviously you can't- that was not kissing back, that was trying to get you the hell off of me, you idiot." -Jacob and Bella, Eclipse
~"I'm really sorry about your hand. Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" -Jacob Black, Eclipse (with pleasure)
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