Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Song of the Lioness.
Ok, I am not officially allowed to be a beta reader, but I would LOVE to beta for someone if you like. I would probably only be good for Tamora Pierce and Lord of the Rings Beta-ing, but still, if you like, feel free to PM me. :)
Hi, I am a big fan of Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Tamora Pierce.
Quotes I love: (oh, and yes, this list of them WAS longer. Much longer.)
"I think like a human being. Men don't think any differently from women. They just make more noise about being able to."
"Animals are not like humans. Animals are sensible. Humans aren't"
"Well label me very impressed and ship me to Carthak"
"Now we're being folowed by rocks. Never had that before."
"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."
"You need people of intelligence on this mission...quest...thing." "Well, that rules you out Pip."
"What's happening out there?" "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
"If you are Hook, then who am I?" "You, are a codfish."
"If I were you, i'd be ugly."
"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"
"Girls can do anything boys can do. We're just smart enough not to."
"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
“You think that I am a cynical adventurer with little breeding and less education.You're wrong. I am a cynical adventurer with little breeding and an excellent education.”
“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.”
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"
"Can I marry your brain?"
"Like pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Lembas, elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man." "How many did you eat?" "Four."
"Certianty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
"Smeagol promised!" "Smeagol lied."
"It's always great when women get to kick butt."
"See what he is doing? He is putting movie and real life together. And here we have kumara and bacon, together. Dom and me, together...but not like that."
"When people say a knight's job is all glory I just laugh and laugh and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before they start to edge away and talk about soothing drinks."
"No, no, no way, Reinette Poisson? Later Madame D'Etoiles, later still mistress of Louis XV, uncrowned Queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan. Fantastic gardener!" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!"
"Oh, this is my lover, the King of France" "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time."
"He never threatened anyone else that he'd tie his tounge in a knot." "Theats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary." "Well I have a vocabulary and I have often wished I could tie your tounge in a knot. Several of them. I can describe them if you like." "It is my fate to be misunderstood."
"Mithros, Mynoss and Shakith."
"You had tie him to his horse to get him this far!" "But i'm really well tied."
"Military folk, the only way you know how to solve problems is by beating them with a stick." "Oh, I forget, you're a mage, mages think, if you can't twiddle your fingers at it, what's the point?"
"Of course I don't look as busy as the men, I got it right the first time."
"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
"I'm as honest as dirt, and even more charming than dirt."
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it."
"Earth is full, go home."
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