Back after two years of being gone. Unclear how long this return to action will last, but I will make the most of my current burst of free time.

The formatting has been completely destroyed on Shameless Advertising- doubt if I'll ever fix it. Poor grad student- that being said I'll be busy and will update as much as I can. Messages are always appreciated- I'm friendly and don't bite. Don't forget; I study environmental science and business and work-this is totally just a hobby, and I have to treat it as such.

Make love, not ship wars.

Fanfiction:

Naruto

Lost: This is basically dead forever, but I seriously doubt that concerns anyone. I believe that I shall remove it soon. (HIATUS)

Crassulean Metabolism: You know some members of the Akatsuki never get enough love and Zetsu is one of them. Trying to give the plant man a fair shake. If you get the reference in the title- you have no life like I do. Part of me wants to finish this before Zetsu kicks the bucket (if he does) in the manga so I expect it will be finished soon. (IN PROGRESS) Note: Soon, was written almost 2 years ago. I aim to finish this story and I'll do it as quickly as I'm able.

Itachi One Half: I don't know what inspired this nonsense, but the idea came to me in the middle of Biogeography and never left. It's my most popular and I update as much as humanly possible. It is outlined, but not written, so it will take me a little longer- be patient please. (IN PROGRESS)

Bleach

The Enigma Variations: I love Ulquiorra. I love Orihime. I love Ulquiorra and Orihime and that is why this collection of oneshots and drabbles exists. Pure and simple. Again, bizarre title reference: if you get it, more power to you. (IN PROGRESS)

A Cat and a Hat- UraYoru one shots/drabbles in the spirit of the Enigma Variations. They are coming, but I'm not sure how soon. (SHELVED)

Candidate for Goddess

Shameless Advertising and Adventures at GOA: Story relics from an old era. Once and a blue moon someone finds them and likes them and so they get to stay. They're pretty embarrassing pieces of work though. (COMPLETE)

It's summer once again. I'll update more. I try to be quick, but sometimes life does call. Drop me a line anytime, I'm pretty good about responding to things.

Summer 2012