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So, then.

I have a tendency to get insanely fangirl-ish over one book, anime, manga or movie (currently Hetalia) for an indeterminate amount of time, and then completely move onto another with little to no warning. cause i am just Awesome like that, while drinking tea

Currently, my obsessive fangirl-ish tendencies have been focused on Hetalia Axis Powers.

If I've favorited your story and not left a review, know that I intend to do so, with an amount of constructive critique, because of course my opinions are valued as a gentleman.

Thank you!

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The Faculty Production by Ladybug21 reviews
Much to the dismay of his staff, Dumbledore decides to have them put on a faculty production of Macbeth. What laughs or tears will come out of it... and what romances? Set during PoA, but focuses on the Hogwarts teachers. Something wicked this way comes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,136 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Minerva M., Severus S.
The Fifth by keepfabandgayon reviews
Gakuen AU Remember that class trip in which you had to drive four hours to your destination? …Wish you didn't?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Changement by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,628 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
Forgiveness by mousers reviews
The sky had tried to welcome a slaughtered dawn, and all it had done was stain the lightening black into a deep, blood crimson, dripping with black ash clouds. The world was really not such a beautiful place. GerIta angst, with ending fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Loose Change by Canadino reviews
When you pass through a drive-thru, do you really take time to think about the people you're dealing with? Could the fifteen seconds it takes for you to give them your money be enough time to fall in love? Germany/Italy, implied Spain/Romano; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The French and Spanish Inquisition by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Antonio and Francis consider it their job to make sure that Gill's dates are suitable for her. Which means that poor little Mattie has to go through their interrogation. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Sequel to Awesome Night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Everywhere But Here by Houkou Ookami reviews
In which a dreadfully misguided American manages to consider asking out nearly everyone but the person he actually fancies. USUK and more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,720 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - America, England/Britain
Portrait by Kurokaze-sama reviews
Al, Ed, Roy, and Riza are thrown into another universe by a Central prisoner’s alchemic research. Al manages to achieve a body, but only at the cost of many more, and all four are pitted against the memories of their dual reality, trying to return home.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
A Tale of Romance, Action, Magic, and Adventure by saramon reviews
In which England the Wizard and Alfred Something have romantic, magical, action-filled adventures, sometimes together, sometimes apart. Fairytale!AU, y/y? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - America, England/Britain
Rivalry by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,545 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Folie à Deux by DailyProphetEditor reviews
Sequel to 'Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses'. Valentine's Day is over, and everybody is convinced that Minerva and Severus are a match made by Merlin himself. The only problem is... they don't seem to think so. Or do they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,980 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Lovina finally agrees to go the Valentine's Dance with Antonio. But not because she likes him or anything!... Gen-flip and Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
No Accounting for Taste by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Mattie has been acting weird, so Ally decides that as her heroic older sister, it's her job to find out what's going on. Mattie is less than pleased. Gen-flip and Gakuen AU. Prequel to And It's Supposed to be the Day of Love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Boy Who Couldn't Grow by Windswift reviews
Italy wants to know if Germany remembers a story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Leunung by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Roy Mustang and the Bridge of Death by RandomCheeses reviews
Drabbles inspired by the fact that the bomb in CoS resembles the Holy Hand Grenade. Ch2. Roy has a new role and Hohenheim irritates the narrator.
Crossover - Monty Python & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Roy M. - Complete
Sniffles by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
Ed gets Roy sick and they're both stuck in the same house! Riza is called in to look after the two alchemists. What hilarity ensues when Ed tries to get Riza and Roy together in one day? RoyRiza rated T for swearing
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,883 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Desaparición by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
Romano goes to Spain's house to find that his guardian has disappeared without a trace. #1 of TMAMT series.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Complications of Sleeping by Everystep reviews
An ever growing collection of miscellaneous Royai drabbles. I don't own FMA.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Importance of Being There by RosieShiba reviews
The counterpart of 'The Importance of Being Armstrong'. Royai and mentioned EdWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Falling by v-hills reviews
Finally she had found the right word to explain her state of mind. This weird sensation of having no control, of not knowing where to end up and how she got into this mess anyway while having to watch, helplessly. It was like falling.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Wanda, Cosmo - Complete
the silent nights by v-hills reviews
Her voice trickled into his ear softly as they hugged in front of her home and she had pulled back to look at him with slightly pleading eyes. And he had wanted to say yes, he really had. But he was too scared.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Down Came the Rain by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Gakuen Hetalia AU- Alfred and Arthur share an umbrella on the way home from working late at school. Arthur has been trying to talk himself out of his crush on Alfred and is not pleased, but maybe things will work out between them after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/19/2009 - America, England/Britain
Red Socks by v-hills reviews
Memories can be so sweet .
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Behind My Eyelids by v-hills reviews
It was dark behind his eyelids, but he wasn’t afraid. He didn’t struggle to keep them shut, he didn’t have the urge to open them. Because this darkness was his darkness.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Boom by RosieShiba reviews
After an over night mission, the Colonel gets a cold. What happens when he sneezes? And who will be able to look after him?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Once Upon a Golden Afternoon by Pashleyy reviews
In the silence, the Mad Hatter took off his hat and placed it carefully on the table. “It means, dear fellows, that we don’t exist anymore.” And just like that, the black rain poured, and washed everything away.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,720 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Alice, White Rabbit
Unknown by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
Brilliant, beautiful Kagome seems to have the perfect life, but her world gets turned upside down when headstrong Inuyasha Grimm Reaper decides to discover the secrets she's been hiding...sequel
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,219 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Where the Sun Rises by XbehindtheseaX reviews
The sun rises in the East. Arthur’s to the East. It’s fitting that way." America's feelings on sunrises...and England. US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2009 - America, England/Britain
The Incompetent Matchmakers by Shtuff reviews
The entire mess started with a brilliant idea. At least, according to Lieutenant Jean Havoc it was brilliant. Sergeant Major Kain Fuery begged to differ. -Royai-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
America's European Nightmare by rev lady mal reviews
It's 1916, and America is neutral with the war in Europe. He's still having trouble sleeping and he's not sure why.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - America - Complete
Annoyance by Ruingaraf reviews
Riza Hawkeye discarded romance novels in favor of mysteries. Why? They were both poorly written and completely inaccurate. Mangaverse, Hawkeyecentric, Mustang/Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Dating Game by Tsukiaa reviews
The captains are out to bet on people's love lives. Money is on the line, and they'll do just about anything to win. [COMPLETE]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,482 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Suspicious Accident by Just Milla reviews
Oneshot. This was one of those times Hawkeye wondered if there were such things as coincidences. Unfortunately for her, maybe not in this case. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Out Of Reach by Just Milla reviews
Oneshot. Even if it was a matter of inches, it would still feel as if they were miles apart. Royai .
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Vacancy by Spacemin Spiff reviews
“We hate each other, correct? That is to say, we’re meant to hate each other.” He sounded unsure. AntiWandaAntiCosmo oneshot
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
Ascendio by Gifted reviews
AU. MMAD adopts an abused! Harry. When it comes to light that Harry is a victim of abuse and neglect at age 5, Albus is determined to find him a better family. Will he discover the obvious answer is right under his nose?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,428 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Vibrant Bouquet of Balloons by Spazzkitty reviews
England wanted a perfect Saturday and it seemed like he was going to get one until a loudmouthed idiot showed up at his house, attacked his doorbell, and insulted Jane Austen. Damn American. EnglandxAmerica oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Per Amore by Sakura Tsukikage reviews
Sometime in 1942--Italy's a lover, not a fighter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Toaster Love by MangoPirate reviews
The toaster was important. Cosmo/Wanda fluff with just a sprinkle of good wholesome insanity. Short & sweet!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
The Detective's Assassin by Hotori reviews
L needs someone to help him with the case, but even though she's 100 percent willing to help, he just can't use her like a tool. LXOC Read, Enjoy and Review! COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,108 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/9/2007 - L - Complete
Windswept by The Fluffy Muffin Queen reviews
When Kagura is taken away by her father, her friend Sesshomaru is the only one left to save her. Between his pride and her attitude, and the secrets between them, can they get Kagura out in one piece? SessKagu with side InuKag Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,605 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
Excuse Me by GypsyGirl098 reviews
Oneshot. The very first meeting of Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda in the cafeteria. Anti Cosmo is experiencing some really new feelings toward his new friend. Fluff. ACxAW AntiCosmo X AntiWanda
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
CoffeeKris's Collection of Ficage by CoffeeKris reviews
The newest tale tells of Jareth's arduous passion for his true love. READ IT OR I SHALL FIND YOU! lol
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Stargazing by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
Maybe this is why I'm so strange. I'll never know. All I know is, one day, I realized that our current leader, Anti-Cosmo, is a complete and utter sociopath. OC POV, oneshot, some ACxAW fluff
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda - Complete
Age Of Consent by Lady Silvamord reviews
"Sasuke Uchiha, did you just sell me to your crazy older brother?" How Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto learn that stealing Christmas trees off the Interstate is not the way to go. With help from Law Enforcement Agent Itachi Uchiha, of course. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,609 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Sophomore Life by The Night Life 13 reviews
They say High School is supposedly the BEST 4 years of your life, Rukia is only in her 2nd year of it. Sophomore year! Let's see her manage the drama of love, crushes, friendship, teachers and homework!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,067 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Six Words on a Sunny Afternoon by Lira1123 reviews
Rukia still finds time to visit Ichigo while he's away at college. She also still finds new ways to turn his life upside down. He wouldn't have it any other way.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Oriori Kashaku by Gingeh reviews
“Hello, Ms. Hawkeye. May I be of some assistance to you?” She glared at him. “You know perfectly well what I’m here for, Mr. Mustang. And I KNOW you don't want to. I don't care." .Slight Royai, in honor of Royai Day.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Dead on Time by AdventWing reviews
AU He was a Drifter in search of revenge. She was a Hunter in search of a cure. Fate lets them meet - a decision made a little too hastily perhaps. At the rate things are going, they’ll kill each other before they get to the whole destiny bit. IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Pickle by fornwalt reviews
Ichigo tells Rukia a white lie. And she believes him. That's where it all starts. Oneshot collection.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
What Goblin Kings Don't Do by CoffeeKris reviews
It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
A Home For The Holidays by persephonesfolly reviews
Modern AU. His life ripped apart by betrayal, Sesshoumaru tries to build a new one for himself and his brother. When a dark haired vixen comes along, what's a bounty hunter to do?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sesshomaru, Kagura - Complete
A Movable Feast by Laurie Bunter reviews
Rukia has mixed thoughts about her birthday. Does she want to celebrate it or not? Ichigo doesn't care -- he has plans of his own. An IchiRuki vignette. Post-HM arc.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Story of Long Gone by Albino Black Dove reviews
It's...just a random story, set after or during the original Hitchhiker. Pointless, but funny. In a Hitchhiker sort of way. If you liked the books, read this. Er, if you want. No pressure.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
Back in the Day by mrscribble reviews
There's another reason Dolores Umbridge hates Minerva McGonagall and also why she has certain... amphibian resemblances. Set circa 1940 in MM and DU's fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dolores U., Minerva M. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Sulky Girl by Laurie Bunter reviews
It was all very simple, really. She was a harried waitress and he was just another Shinigami customer. Yet nothing would have happened if Hisana didn't have her pride and Byakuya didn't tip so much. [a Byakuya x Hisana vignette]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
The Unforgotten One by Cassie Studios reviews
Sequel to Because you're his son. During all those years, he could never be forgotten by the woman that loved him so much. Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Two Little Alchemists by Cassie Studios reviews
Continuation to Because you're his son and The unforgotten one. Roy visits the military with his son. It's kinda hard to explain everything to those people... This is the last part of the trilogy. Enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Four Heads of Houses by DailyProphetEditor reviews
This is a plain silly humour fic about the events of Valentine's Day in CoS. Lockhart makes a pass on Snape, who would rather face the basilisk instead. Minerva has a word or two to say about it. A little slashy, a hint of MMSS, and a lot of pink confetti
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Halloween by Rosie Rubix reviews
Professor Sinistra should have recalled that weird things always happen in Hogwarts on Halloween. Even temporary truces with Snape. Set during GoF. LilySnape and SS hints.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Because you're his son by Cassie Studios reviews
“Mommy, mommy,” a ravenhaired little boy clambered onto the woman’s lap. “Tell me a story!” What story, honey?” “The one about a beautiful woman a brave soldier! [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
I Never Wanted the Stupid World Anyway by poisonruby reviews
Voldemort drinks a Love Potion that makes him infatuated with none other than Hermione Granger. The Wizarding world is confused, to say the least, when he ceases attempts to murder Harry Potter and joins S.P.E.W.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hands by Aurora West reviews
Morwen and Telemain haven't seen each other in years. Oneshot, takes place during Searching for Dragons. [TelemainMorwen]
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Boil You Up Some Hot Strong Love by She's a Star reviews
In which Snape has a headache, Auriga contemplates sexy fictional vampires, and Celestina Warbeck proves a more effective torture device than all three Unforgivables put together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 3,959 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Marauder's Diary by Bing Bong reviews
Diary of the 4 marauders with replies from each when owner writes in it. Property of ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by shadowycat reviews
Severus Snape disapproves of the use of mistletoe in the holiday decorations, and Minerva McGonagall decides to try to change his mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Therapy for Shinigami by Kaeru Soyokaze reviews
Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,103 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2005
Pale Horse by Azremodehar reviews
Sometimes the dead get the last laugh. [Crossover with Discworld, sort of.]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
Kiss It Better by O'Ylia reviews
There're rumours about a new type of medicine in Soul Society... [oneshot, Point? What Point? type fic, one IchiRuki moment]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Complete
How to Crash Your Own Wedding by kuchikitaichou reviews
what Ichigo and Rukia's wedding might be like.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2005
Amenity by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Roy x Riza] “Sir. With all due respect, get off the couch.”
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Life in the Service by ItsumademoOtaku reviews
Series revolving around the worklives of Mustang's gang. Everybody's IC - you gotta love the poor saps as they are. Slight (big fat honking) RoyxRiza hints, but only when humorous. Alcohol & slight lewdness apply to rating. We have achieved plot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,866 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Roy M., Riza H.
Bewilderment by She's a Star reviews
He is at a loss. Nothing short of bewildered. Why he bothers with her in the first place is an utter mystery to him at times like these.' [SnapeSinistra drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Unexpected by Jazz the Wolf Demon reviews
In an attempt to win Naraku, the man of her dreams, Kagura turns to Sango and Kagome to help her find the perfect date for Homecoming. But what's a girl to do when Plan B just might be A material after all...Completed
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,686 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Kagura, Sesshomaru - Complete
Three Point Fourteen by O f f beat reviews
I hate green. Green beans. Green grass. The green soap she was using in her shower that faintly reminded me of mint. [IchigoRukia Oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Complete
Midsummer Mixups by Red RoseDragon reviews
MirSan, InuKag, SesshoKagura. A takeoff of Shakespeare's 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'... starring the Inuyasha gang. Hoo, boy. Rating subject to change. Fasten yer seatbelts.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 3/20/2005
The Logic of a Child by IMBSA reviews
While trying out an experiment for the military, Ed, Al, and Roy make a tiny, little mistake, which ends up with two pintsize problems: Riza and Winry. COMPLETE.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,075 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Help me with a Demonstration? by VigilSoul reviews
Snape help teach an Astronomy lesson? Sinistra discovers how silly this idea really is. Fighting and Flirting... all in a days work for these two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Severus S., A. Sinistra - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Holiday Cheer by Decidedly Odd reviews
Rukia goes Christmas shopping with Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Memoirs of a Moron by Nerweniel reviews
Minerva McGonagall's more-secret-than-secret diary... Her secrets, her loves and her hates.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,671 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
stay with me by She's a Star reviews
He pushes up her glasses and scowls at her, just in case she isn't aware of how very ridiculous she is. It is his job to remind her, after all. SnapeSinistra
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,658 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Kneazles Attack by mascaret reviews
Ginny and Hermione wonder exactly who are the two young men talking with Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D.
A Tabby and Her Kit by uber grasshopper reviews
Minerva stubbornly defies Dumbledore's command and rescues baby Harry Potter from his uncaring relatives. How will she handle raising him without the help of Hogwarts? REFORMATTED bask in the italics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,157 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Most Unlikely Soulmates by She's a Star reviews
When Professor Trelawney presents Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra with the rather unwelcome news that they are soulmates or so the fates proclaim, it's hard to decide who's less thrilled by the prospect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Fair Bet by drama-princess reviews
Something's in the punch tonight . . . and Severus Snape is caught in the gardens with Aurgia Sinistra. Exactly who did he offend in a past life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/16/2003 - Severus S.
Not Just a River In Egypt by She's a Star reviews
Ah, denial. Severus Snape and Auriga Sinistra know it well. But can everyone's favorite Mr. Magical Me get them to confess their feelings? ...WHAT feelings? A.K.A. Probably not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2003 - Severus S., A. Sinistra
A Day In The Life by Freelancer reviews
... of a poltergeist, that is! Join Peeves as he makes his rounds and induces mayhem and chaos all through the castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Ensnare the Senses by Gedia Kacela reviews
(or The Potion Master's... Mistress?) When the Potions class finds themselves overhearing Snape's private conversation with a woman, they can only make several guesses as to who, precisely, that woman is- make that several... amusing guesses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Severus S.
Burning Black by She's a Star reviews
Funny, how it hurt now. Back when it had used to appear, sizzling ebony, he’d only felt a rush of anxious power...He'd never felt the pain. Now he did.' Post GoF, Snape reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Severus S., A. Sinistra