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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

I think my name is: Melissa.

collab with KinkyK: Kinky Hyphen

current story notes:
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The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor, and the Mop:
hiatus.
- heroine syndrome: ten percent.
- verbal seduction: ever changing percentage.
- everything else that's ongoing: three to five percent.

upcoming story notes:
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a SaiIno you can't refuse.
- a GaaSakuSasu
- a SasuSaku in Sasuke's perspective.

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Dressing Rooms by foreversnow reviews
DRABBLE collection. 13: She sat beside him, so close she could feel the heat radiating off of his sweaty skin, the sound of music thumping in the background... —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lady Luck by angelface23147 reviews
Non-massacre "Why her?" Sasuke asked. He would not let her be hurt by him. "She's the only woman I'd trust." With that Itachi disappeared. Translation: She's the only woman would could see me as someone other than an Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 78,606 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Neglected Potential by blossom-angel-child reviews
Sakura is neglected in training and nobody seems to feel that she is worthy of their time. Not until he convinces her that not only does she have potential but deserves love like they couldn't give her. Itasaku, jealous sasuke, shrt chaps. discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 47,602 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Secret by K and Jazz reviews
Ino wasn't going to find out about Sakura and Sasuke hooking up behind her back. But with a project that requires them and the rest of the gang to move in together, there's a chance it could happen. Too bad Sasuke and Sakura aren't gonna let it happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,875 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3383 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,577 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lady Luck by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sakura had never thought that the practice of bringing home injured animals would carry such great impact to her relatively simple life. But then again, none of them had ever been Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,371 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Taste Tester by Keyda841 reviews
Sakura is sacrificed to an 'evil god' after getting lost and seeking help from a creepy village. Instead of getting killed or eaten, this 'god' takes her back home. One thing: he's not a 'god' at all but something much worse. Full summary inside! GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,899 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Seductive Illusion by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are both put under a genjutsu that's too good to be true. Who ever knew a jutsu that involved sex could bring two people together? But when Naruto finds out and feelings aren't forgotten, things get tricky.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,392 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Indecent Proposals by ohwhatsherface reviews
Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,946 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Piece of Heaven by Leanne Ash reviews
SasuSaku: "I don't do it because I think you're weak! I do it because—! Because I… just… Never mind." Years later it finally happened. Unfortunately, she just didn't care anymore. A story of love and irony, where one is oblivious… and the other is Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Week by butterfly.bones reviews
"Okay, here's what you do. Resist the urges. Kain, keep it in your pants, Ruka, lock your doors." -rukain-
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,911 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Ruka, Kain A.
Of Conversations and Shoelaces by Agent KQ and Agent FB reviews
AUish "So how are you going to greet them?" Naruto asked. "Thanks for calling the suicide hotline...how would you like to die?" I smirked. SasuSaku. Let the calling begin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,692 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
100 Kisses by the freak down the street reviews
"And guess what, you egocentric dickhead; I could get 100 guys to kiss me!" "Confident, are you, Sakura?" A bet gone right in all the wrong ways. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Apocalyptica by kallmered reviews
Use our Haruno genjutsu to bring him to his knees… Make that boy beg for you…" She remembered her mother's final words and looked up at him with her plan poised to set in motion. All she needed was the opening and HE would beg...Lemon SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Consequences of eavesdropping by xSakuraWings reviews
Reuploaded. "Little girl," His voice deep and seductive as he smirked cockily at the pink haired girl below him. "Do you know what's the punishment for eavesdropping on us?" - SasoSakuDei SMUT GALORE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 2,338 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Sister's Fiancé by foreversnow reviews
AU.Arranged marriages aren't always what we expect. Sometimes, they're worse. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,618 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Only Live Twice by TheBookMuffin reviews
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. AU Revising... Previously named Rebel Girls
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,498 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Road Trip by InoXShikamaru4ever reviews
What would happen when you put Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Tenten, Ino, Shikamaru, Hinata, and Naruto on a Road Trip? Will love bloom? SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen. and NaruHina. PLEASE R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,337 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Closet by Asuka Kureru reviews
Rukia snorts. 'We can't have a housewarming party in my closet. Who would fit in here with us? ' Orihime's voice goes quiet. 'Kurosaki kun could, if we tried.' Post HuecoMundo. RukiIchiHime Romance, friendship, humor. Now with crack sequel! Poor Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
A Beautiful Day by Crackfiction reviews
Sasuke and Sakura are the 'it' couple, until Sakura falls pregnant. What could happen? For one thing Sasuke is going to throw the biggest tantrum of all time and hopefully Sakura will kick his arse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,208 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8087 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,528 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Destiny's Wish by HimeIchigoYuki reviews
Gaara's love live can never be easier to skid through. But what happens when his father starts dating again? GaaSaku. Minor SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Sakura's Love from A to Z by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. You don't have to utter a single sound whenever delivering Those Three Words for you can write it. Because using the alphabet is the only sane way to be organized and still manage to ace your psychology project.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,764 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bachelorette by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
In which the girls take Winry out for a swing and discover that thongs aren't just meant for women and Edward Elric looked positively sinful in a tux...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Fevered Tension by Yumeria Sendai reviews
VEROXION'S FEVERED TENSION!ItaSakuSasu. UNDER REVISION AND ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I need to seriously revamp it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Birds of Prey by Little Falcon reviews
Utilizing men's greatest weakness they're the team unlike any other. Watch out it's all out girl power! GaaSaku InoShika TenNen HinKiba
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 60,770 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Burning Yesterday by sarsaparillia reviews
Soulless-eyed girls, gilded bird-cages, and the scent of burning photographs. Running, for the dying princess of a dead country, is all that's left. — Sasuke/Sakura. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,422 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Hint Hint by K and Jazz reviews
Sasuke wants to have sex with Sakura and of course, she just can't take a hint. "I wanna pop your cherry, and not the one that you're eating."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lips Like Morphine by yourbrainversusmytractorbeam reviews
It wasn't like she asked to dream about a vampire, or for him to be a possessive dick, or even for his brother to try and eat her every time she bumped into him. Weren't vampires supposed to be creepy and only in movies! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Dear Slave by Ciel Tsukasa reviews
Sasuke's back! He notices something unusual about Sakura, and unfortunately for her he found out what her secret is. He decides to use this to his advantage and decides to coax blackmail her, turning Sakura as his very own personal slave. Sasusaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Substantiate by you're beautiful reviews
SasuSaku. "So, he said that he would learn how to say I love you in 26 languages just to prove that he does love you?" —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sincerely Yours by DarkSoleil reviews
It's never too late to grab pen and paper and just write. 12 years is nothing when you have enough stamps. Sequel to Dear Stranger. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Color of my Nails by Kazerith reviews
Painting her nails a new color each day was a habit that she picked up from Ino. Yet, Sakura didn't realize that each color she picked tended to be based off of her mood for that day... Now if only the males of team seven could put two and two together...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,669 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snap Shot by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... she had her life figured out but when something or rather someone appears on her photo... everything changed...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,172 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
silence in stride by sarsaparillia reviews
Her voice was dreamy, and Draco quite honestly wondered whether anyone ever took her seriously. — Draco/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
Akatsuki on Life, Death and Sex by Seriously Cracked reviews
Finally! The Akatsuki answer the tough questions about life, death and sex. What is the meaning of life? Why do we die? And does Itachi like it rough of not?Seriously, this needs major therapy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Akatsuki
Field Research by randomsomeone reviews
Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy and completely not serious crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Blink And You'll Miss Me by sarsaparillia reviews
Six girls. A band. Rebellion. No parentals. Skateboards. Freedom. Choice. Cars. Isn't that what every teenager wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 107,752 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Dragon's Bedtime Stories by sarsaparillia reviews
Every life has a story. Mine just happens to be stranger then most. — Itachi/Hana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,766 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Hana I., Itachi U. - Complete
Simple Like Him by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
NejiTen. Sometimes, she hated his obvious fixation towards himself. “You should be thinking of more pressing matters...” She felt his hand brush her cheek. “Like?” “Me.” Could his ego get any bigger? Tenten thought it could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude by firefly reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
A Series of Indecent Proposals by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
The first time he kissed her, she slapped him so hard, she left a welt. NejixTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fevered Tension by Veroxion reviews
/Given to Yumeria Sendai. ItaSakuSasu\ He chuckled darkly. Just great. I was pressed up against the wall, being violated by an Uchiha and he was… chuckling. Surely this can't end good. "God, Sakura. You feel fantastic…"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Revenge by K and Jazz reviews
Well isn't this nice. Strapped to a bed by pink fuzzy handcuffs while wearing nothing but speedo underwear and your ex-girlfriend dressed up like a dominatrix talking about getting revenge, perfect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The General Principles of Ditching at the Altar by La Trizzle reviews
Diamond rings? Check. Fabulously expensive Italian heels? Check. Make sure to scam him for all he's worth, girls, then it's time to ditch that sucker and move on. Just remember to bring the alcohol with you. Oh, and try not to fall in love. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Delivered by linetteflys reviews
He wasn’t one to be professionally skilled at comforting girls; they didn’t come to him for those sorts of things. “And besides, I have a bigger refrigerator box at home you can sit in.” —KakashiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
McSmokey by linetteflys reviews
We’ve been working at Akatsuki General Store for two weeks, now. And when he finally DOES stop to spare me a few sweets words, they happen to be, “Stop breathing.” Fab. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Solid by linetteflys reviews
He came to her house with flowers, chocolates, and one important question, only to be targeted by flying tissue boxes and medical textbooks. On the bright side, at least her parents weren’t home. —SasukeSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pretty Rave Girl by sarsaparillia reviews
Because we're rave girls, and it's what we do. — Sasuke/Sakura; Neji/Tenten; Naruto/Hinata; Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To the Cooking Inept by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
A typical Sunday afternoon at the Uchiha compound involving video games, insults of cooking, and the questioning of Sakura's mad DDR skills. Semi-AU. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
victims of love by ohwhatsherface reviews
I can't do this anymore. You make fun of me and say cruel things and you hit me! THERE ARE HOTLINES FOR THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pink Bunny Slippers by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku\ “Sasuke-kun... why are you wearing my pink bunny slippers?” /Oneshot\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Special Mechanization by sarsaparillia reviews
Hinata is not a pacifist, she is simply... different, really. — Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reaching for Nothing by sarsaparillia reviews
Her muscles tremble, and she takes a shaky breath; she supposes being brilliant kind of kills it. — Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling Up by sarsaparillia reviews
The world is fall-fall-falling apart; it is grey outside, and Tenten despairs. — Neji/Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Perception of Perfection by sarsaparillia reviews
Everyone has an idea of what 'perfection' is. — KibaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ino Y., Kiba I. - Complete
Clipped Wings by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
For Sakuradouble, BlueGreenApples. "There is a ghost in the mansion," Sakura's mom warns her. Sakura has already met him already, the broken boy, and sometimes healing takes time and actions, a gentle touch and the knowledge that you'll be there. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Stranger by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura always thought writing a letter to a complete stranger was creepy, if not slightly romantic. But, what the hell! SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sora by AGENT Kuma-chan reviews
Clipped Wings sequel. Sasuke doesn't talk too much but sometimes the littlest action can count for more than a thousand words. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
LeftRight by DarkSoleil reviews
A place to put challenges and random bursts of inspiration. 1: Sakura and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009
Poisoned Cinnamon by DewWater reviews
Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 95,568 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
bus boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. So maybe sometimes it's okay to talk to strangers. Maybe. And only sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Celebrity Life by the freak down the street reviews
When a reporter asks Uchiha Sasuke a tricky question he's speechless. Now, the paparazzi is all over his supposed lover Haruno Sakura. Oh yeah, and they're both madly in love with each other. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2007
Hey There Itachi by AnimeViolinist001 reviews
Yeah, basically I wrote a parody of the song Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's. It's kinda crappy, so yeah.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Awakening by Reinao Tanaka reviews
A look back at what might have been. The tale of how Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Mikoto fell in love. Beware innocent smiles and insufferable clan heirs. Two-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1505 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
soap suds bubble by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. He doesn't seduce her all the time. Sometimes, she seduces back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Like VitaminWater by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. 15 flavors. "Ino, I bet no guy can be like VitaminWater."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,804 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Emotionally Retarded by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU, NejiTen. “He never found out when it would end, but he did know when it started.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
shrimp by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Like Cell Seven, Cell Sixteen has the makings of a wonderful team. They also have a very delectable teacher, according to Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Toy by Castalyne reviews
Written for my 100 Situations, number 96. It was a writers choice, I chose Toy. Some sexual situations between Sai and Sakura, don't like this pairing? Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
what i go to school for by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
the perfect plan by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Banshee Song by sarsaparillia reviews
Love, please come and haunt me always. — Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Countdown to an Epiphany by charredfeathers reviews
“Remember that old rusty swing in the park?” “The one I kicked you out of?” “… Yeah.” In which he tries to rob her house, she reminisces and they have the same best friend. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Knight in Tin Armor by Michiko Kaori reviews
“Brother?” Itachi turned around. “What is it, Sasuke?” The younger boy looked at him innocently. “Do we have some tin foil around?” He raised a brow. “Yes, but why?” He smiled a toothy smile. “No reason.” SasuSaku. NaruHina. Fluff. Added scenes, R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Spy Gear by Bye-Q reviews
Hinata and Naruto are shocked to find a video camera in Naruto’s room. Who put THAT there? And what the hell did it record? Orange.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cooties by Pleasantries and the Aftermath reviews
For fanpire329. Sasuke finally falls for that childhood disease. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blueprints by Frannehh reviews
Spying on Sasuke from his garden wearing sexy jumpsuits like we are now won’t attract his attention. In fact, it’ll do the opposite. He’d never go out with a crazed stalker. Sort of SasuSaku :D
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Neon by charredfeathers reviews
The bad fashion sense didn’t really stop him from loving her. SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Book by BookWyrrm reviews
The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Togetherish by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Sakura had always wondered why he always waited for her before leaving, or why he turned down offers of much prettier girls for a night of passion -only to spend it with her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,721 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
hopscotch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower… It was a chance at redemption, a first step towards something new. Iruka does not know who to feel sorry for more; his Genin-hopefuls, or Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Room 21 by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ Because, trust me, drinks and condoms CAN lead to the proof of one's sexual orientation—and babies, but that's a whole other story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ink blotch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower... A deed, once committed, can never be undone. Like an ink blotch, forever, besmirched...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Huntress by sarsaparillia reviews
It was after that day that I learned how to shoot a gun. — Sasuke/Sakura; Naruto/Hinata; NejiTenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,898 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
French Kiss by nkitty29 reviews
It started out with As then Bs and now Fs. This is unacceptable for the heir of the Uchiha family, Sasuke cannot be failing a class! Not in senior year. It’s time to call in the experts, Sasuke say hello to Sakura your personal French tutor. Sasu x Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,679 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Call Me Again by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku AU. In which a long distance relationship doesn’t matter in the least when you have a phone nearby and a man with a delicious, sexy voice. Oneshot smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
cathedral by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Video Games and Growing Up by sarsaparillia reviews
I'm just an ordinary kid. I listen to music, I have a twin sister, my parents fail as parents, and I hate the boy who lives across the street. — Suigetsu/Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Dirty Speech by Zelha reviews
Who would have thought her husband had such a penchant for dirty talk! ItaSaku crackish smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stranger On The Other Line by DarkSoleil reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was getting into when she dialed into 'World-Wide Meeting', but she only knew one thing: She was looking for love. 2nd spin-ff to the 'Dear Stranger' collection.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sakura H.
shinobi by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
springtime of youth by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. In which there is an irked Itachi and a lot of scantily clad men. And no, none of whom are Gai and/or Lee.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Homecoming by Zelha reviews
Set after Crimson Genii. Sakura finds out that the true effective medicine for migraines is a healthy dose of Itachi. Warning: Strong mature content, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Devil's Due by DarkSoleil reviews
She sighed. “You’re not the devil, Naruto.” He glanced at her, grinning. “He’s just a very close relative.” NaruHina. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,882 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kunoichis rule, Shinobis drool by x0love-anime0x reviews
What happens when the boys call the four kunoichis weak and leave? Hatred and love forms! And what is this? The boys are falling in love with another girl? But who exactly are these other girls? Sasusaku,Nejiten,Shikaino,Naruhina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,796 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sunday School Blues by theeflowerchild reviews
We were eight years old and we met at church. He was the mean-looking kid next to my crush. —SasukeSakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Face! by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
Naruto gets a fiancé. Being the person that he is, he tries to rub it in Sasuke's face. That backfired on him. NaruHina. Slight SasuSaku. Prompt for hypheniated. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shot Through the Heart by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
I say hit him where it hurts the most! And she did just that, aiming for his HUGE ego. Sasuke and Sakura one-shot, done as a challenge from hypheniated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eight Regrets by Frannehh reviews
Oh, Sakura, please don't be mad. I never meant to hurt you. Maybe if I'd just told you that I'd loved you and stayed in Konoha, maybe you wouldn't be dead...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Over The Phone by viviannnnn reviews
Team Seven. It was payback. Vengeance. Retribution. Revenge! She wanted him to use the phone, so he was going to use the phone. He was settling the phone vendetta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Trouble by Wohitzi reviews
Karin breaks some interesting news to Suigetsu. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 22,443 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
Months In A Year by gianna loves SasuSaku reviews
A one-shot for Emily. Sakura is new in high school and gets picked on by Karin. Sauske, Karin's boyfriend, befriends Sakura. They grow closer much to Karin's annoyence. ONE-SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
hair clip by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku fiesta-verse Non-Massacre AU. Follow up to deep fried vegetables. In which the truth finally comes out. In which the cat is let out of the bag. In which Ino makes a big mistake. In which Naruto is definitely not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,753 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Skaters Paradise by darkpetal202 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha moves next door to a skater Sakura and friends. Can he juggle a relationship with her while school, skate contests, and a certain ex get in the way?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,126 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Cynchick reviews
Sakura didn't know what she was thinking when she showed up on his doorstep. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Better Than Edward by Xmarksthespot reviews
Curiousness: Sasuke wonders who the person Sakura keeps talking about. Jealousy: Sasuke hated the fact that this 'Edward' guy is so perfect. Love: Why would you fall in love with someone who sparkles?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Maybe Next Year by asteriskjam reviews
Giftfic for Becca. Everyone knows seventh time's the charm. -SasuSaku-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sparkle by charredfeathers reviews
“How old are you?” “Seventeen.” “How long have you been seventeen?” Blink. “Three months? You planned my freaking surprise party.” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hardly neglected by blossom-angel-child reviews
ItaSaku Itachi and Sakura hardcore lemon. its an alternate ending/chapter thing to my story neglected potential. enjoy even if you havn't read the background story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's Stuck by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
AU, NejiTen. Oh, how a simple task like taking Slot B out of Slot A converted into quite the predicament—especially with over-protective parents like mine. “It's stuck.” “What do you mean it's stuck? Take it out! Take it out!”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pinky Promise Me by Strings of a Puppet reviews
l Gift!fic for Sakuraxkisu l "I don't want to kiss you."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunshine by hasu86 reviews
Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by cutecrazyice reviews
Sequel to 13 Tips, 24 Hours. Three years later, they meet again. It's sparks. It's animosity. It's confusion. But what happened in the cave, stays in the cave...right? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,735 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Exception's exception by Copperflare reviews
ShikiXRima “Senri…” Rima sighed. “Don’t you remember?” It seems that the exceptional Rima Touya's one personal exception, Senri Shiki, is being delusional again. Wonder what she will do to snap him out of it...
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Rima T., Shiki - Complete
Letters of Support by sasusaku779 reviews
Letters from the guys, Tsunade, and Itachi from hell, offering their support on Sasuke's decision to marry Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fresca by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sakura, you know how I feel about you, but I'd like to wait, you know, till marriage for that kind of thing.” gift!fic for Julia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Screwing with Heaven by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Crack! He was doing what every single man in the Fire Country wanted to do. To Screw with Heaven, and not feel it's wrath. “Do you want Tenten's secrets or not? 'Cause if you do, I suggest shutting your damn mouth with duck tape. Silver side up dawg."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
A Ghost Story by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sakura had never imagined Kakashi was afraid of silly thing like ghosts, but after embarking on a mission with him, she begins to think ghosts aren't so silly any more. Contains kinky and twisted lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,123 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nail Polish by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Essentials? Sakura, be rational. Water, food, shelter, cloth...—" He paused to plaster on his typical, smug smirk. "Well, not clothing—...those are essentials."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,340 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chords by charredfeathers reviews
“Exactly how many basic chords are there?” “Twenty six.” “The whole freaking alphabet?” “Yes.” ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Do Not Speak by KeiChanz reviews
A seemingly regular and successful Halloween party goes horribly astray. InuKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
potato chips by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Who would have thought that she would gain such approval from his mother just by teaching him how to grocery shop?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Troubled Girls by XxSadakoxX reviews
Meet Haruno Sakura, a crazy girl with a split personality. Meet Ino, a loud and obnoxious girl. Meet Tenten, a girl obsessed with sharp objects, lastly meet Hinata, a shy girl that somehow got roped into this group of misfits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Therapy by Hiei's Cute Girl reviews
If I told you, I would have to kill you. One-shot, Itachi/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
hey angel girl by Neon Genesis reviews
Birthday!fic for Missa. AU. In the five minutes between classes, Sasuke and Sakura walk together and discuss Starbucks, the Plain White T's, and Sasuke's Mafia connections. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anatomy by sasusaku779 reviews
Haruno Sakura was failing anatomy, and all she wanted to do was study, but a certain someone else wanted to do something else, so how do both manage to compromise? Sasuke decides to teach her!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Week by ykmy reviews
[ItachiSakura] AU Oneshot. Haruno Sakura’s about to marry Uchiha Sasuke, but why does she always find herself in the arms of his brother instead?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Web Urls by FailingDemi reviews
Where a computer, a blank internet page, a web address bar, and boredom confirm that the Host Club are rich bastards indeed. Oh. And she stumbles across what you call...Fanlistings...-ONESHOT-Slight-HIKAHARU.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
don't go changing by extraordinaire reviews
SasuSaku/ItaIno. "Oh Sakura, you're just so flexible." Because their friendship isn't based off of make-up and boys, but rather strange Facebook holidays and the occasional sex song.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Gotta Catch'em All by Xmarksthespot reviews
SasuSaku Oneshot -- He gave her the Uchiha necklace. They were to marry, but, she didn't want to wear it. "Sasuke-kun...your clan symbol looks like a pokeball..."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Because The Eight Ball Said So by charredfeathers reviews
“Er, because we‘re in a democratic country?” “Lies! ALL LIES!” SasuSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Innocent and Inexperienced by babi-gurl-chels reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's too inexperienced to date, after all, she's never even been kissed! So, to gain experience, Ginny kisses the first guy she sees, too bad it's Draco Malfoy! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
whips and tips by the blanket reviews
Dialogue. Innuendo. CRACK. SasuSaku. “You really can’t wrap your lips around it? Not even the tip? Tsk. You’ve disappointed me, Sakura.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Stripping and Poker by sadistic dreamkiller reviews
.:LightCrack:. Contrary to popular belief, Sakura completely dominated the field of gambling unlike her superior. "HAH, YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!" And so, Naruto's idea of strip poker resulted in their two other teammates wanting to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Machiavellian Intentions by mademoiselle anna reviews
The Uchiha Corp diamond vault was compromised twice in two days. With priceless diamonds disappearing and appearing again, Sasuke was forced to play a game of cat and mouse. Amidst the company chaos, Neji found himself attracted to a pretty maid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,011 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Put the Bun in the Oven by ohwhatsherface reviews
SasuSaku. Fact of life, never get lessons in love from two idiots who are relatively foreign to the concept.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Music and Boarding School by ihearttoast09 reviews
AU. Sakura, TenTen, Hinata and Ino's boarding school was burnt down in a fire. Now they are being sent to Taiki Boarding school for boys. How will they survive? pairings inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,299 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Breaking the Glass Ceiling by MintiNeko reviews
Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,487 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Crimson Genii by Zelha reviews
Crimson Genii is a oneshot collection that follows the same themes as Silver and Emerald Days. This time, Itachi and Sakura show how they try to cope with life, duty... and their hidden relationship. Various ratings, Non-Massacre, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,987 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Air We Breathe by hasu86 reviews
The first time she saw him was when she was five. The second time he was already in too deep. And the third time her young heart was stolen. Non-Massacre. Ita/Saku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Improvise by viviannnnn reviews
Sasuke and Sakura. Whips. Boots. And a special treat. "I know witches are supposed to carry wands around but...I'm sure we can improvise." One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Argueing and Much more by LunaticRabbit reviews
AU, High school. The story of a heated aruguement between Sai and Sakura about...boobs? I'm horrible at summaries. Rated M just to be safe. SaiSaku SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Mismatched by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
When Kakashi dies on the battlefield he leaves behind a gift for Sakura that will let her catch up to her two teammates. However, when her teammates find out, one of them isn't exactly pleased... [SakuraSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,494 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fortress by viviannnnn reviews
Naruto and Sasuke on expectations and hair curling--"She curled her hair for you!" Peripheral SasuSaku. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
ribbon by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She had been subdued, kidnapped, humiliated, and dragged all the way into god knows where just for…this… Him. The kunoichi is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Love by FailingDemi reviews
He fell in love with her, got married to her, fell out of love with her—and now, he’s falling in love again…with his wife, Haruhi. HikaHaru. See Hikaru at his worst. -HikaHaru-ONESHOT-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
An Unsuspecting Visitor by Miku-Hime reviews
AU. ItaSaku. It seems that the meeting with the Uchiha prodigy didn't go accordingly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Making a Point by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to 'Little Voice'. Seeing them in the café talking had stirred something in his mind. A possibility he hadn’t considered...and off he goes to make his point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Takeaway by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku AU. Sequel to 'Making a Point'. She supposed the chase had worked as some kind of foreplay, no matter how much the thought made her blush.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Feilyn reviews
People always assume Sakura sleeps in the middle. NaruSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
All Thanks To The Keys by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/ShikaIno/ He looked at her confusedly, but as she raised his keys for him to see his eyes widen and he quickly checked his pockets. Soon his eyes narrowed to the girl and he scoffed. 'That damn troublesome girl took my keys...'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2008 - [Ino Y., Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Shy Kiss On A Loud Night by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/NaruHina/ Hinata then noticed the patch of vivid dark red liquid on his black shirt. It was barely noticeable but she could see it now. She blushed at the realisation that she wouldn't be able to tend Naruto's wound if he kept his shirt on.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/18/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Mommy Finds a Daddy by charredfeathers reviews
“Zero, make her stop crying!” “Her?” Yuuki shoved ‘Charlotte’, as she christened the little bundle of joy, into Zero’s hesitant arms. "What do I do with her?" YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Candy by CaramelDucky reviews
tobi is addicted to candy. and gets all hyper. what happens when Zetsu decides to try some? Complete
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Hanami by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku She saved his life out of compassion, and he took advantage of her kind heart. Before she knew what was going on, he had bound her to him in a way she had never expected, and what scared her the most was that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Sleeptalker by charredfeathers reviews
Yuuki finds Zero dozing under an old oak tree… Unexpectedly though, he reveals a secret. YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Death by Chocolate by Nukenin reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hugs and Kisses by charredfeathers reviews
Kaname Kuran is bothered by something. No, it’s not another assassination attempt, and no, he has NOT been thinking of becoming gay. It’s all because of some writing engraved on a statue. Who wrote it? The pureblood is just itching to find out. YuukixZero
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Pen Me by FailingDemi reviews
He was writing on her arm! Does that Hitachiin have anything better to do instead of molesting her innocent left arm with his pen! -HikaHaru- -ONESHOT-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
13 Tips, 24 Hours by cutecrazyice reviews
#1: Do not blame him for what happened. #2: Do not insult his sand. #3: Do not...and the list goes on. But really, how much more do you need when it comes to dealing with the Sand master himself? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eternally by protectingyou reviews
Following a vampire home isn't always the best idea. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
R u free 2morrow? by FailingDemi reviews
Haruhi's writing an essay about her most important person in her life. And sadly, she can't concentrate, especially when this 'important' person is texting her randomly. -HikaHaru- ONESHOT.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Hikaru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
March 28 by The Loser Lord reviews
Sasuke-kun? What day is it. –SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fall For Me by Romantic Egoist reviews
Fall for me!" Sasuke screamed towards Sakura infront of the whole playground. "Or I'll trip you myself!" Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not so Cinderella by the freak down the street reviews
Haruno Sakura [Cinderella] is unwillingly forced to go to a party [the Ball] hosted by a spoiled, rich playboy known as Uchiha Sasuke [Prince Charming]. But somehow will Sakura fall in love with this stuck up bastard? SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,148 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007
The Black Lacy Leather Something by uchiha.s reviews
An excursion to a lingerie store gives Sakura more trouble than it was worth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Voice by reflecting reviews
ItaSaku It had been a one night stand, so why was he asking Sasuke about her? It was a fling, so why wasn’t it just leaving her alone!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Black Rose by Black Karasu reviews
She was a black rose. Having to deal with family losses, adoption, kill, blood, demons, and high school. Pairing: ItachixSakura A lot of Ino bashingSasuke bashing! Rated T for A LOT of death. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 83,234 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I Lied, Kissing Is Wonderful by Louis Tsunami reviews
IchiRuki When Ichigo and Rukia are found in a seemingly compromising situation, Rukia saves the day with her boundless knowledge of all things human... leaving Ichigo to clean up her mess by explaining a few things to her. Blatent fluff ensues. Complete
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Of Pregnancy and Death by Your Pet Peeve reviews
.:Prize for Sharingan-grls One shot:. "Did you just say..." Karin's attention popped back to Sasuke and Sakura. "KIDS?" Sasuke asked in disbelief. .:SasuSaku:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shukaku Fluff by ANBUChibi reviews
Gaara decides that a little nap would do him good! But when he wakes up he's a cute mini and quite fluffy Shukaku! His siblings leave him with Sakura.. Maybe she can turn him back to normal? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,750 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Romantic Egoist by IrisEclipsed reviews
AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not As It Seems by Lunarangel's Dark Flame reviews
This is just how every brother wants to see his little sister: in torn clothes, on the ground, and underneath his topless lieutenant. RenRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Renji A., Rukia K. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One day at the Lake by SakuraAngel6761 reviews
Four nosy boys spy on four girls. Sasusaku, naruhin, nejiten, shikaino,My first story, please read the story is better than the summary
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,473 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2006
Proof! by extraordinaire reviews
Naruto accuses Sasuke of something that Sasuke finds incredibly untrue! When Naruto asks for proof, Sasuke does the first thing that comes to mind! SasukeXSakura VERY SHORT, BUT GOOD!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Touch Without Feeling by J-Pop Princess reviews
Everyone has a breaking point, and a darkness in them that may seldom be seen but when Ino refuses to back down she is confronted with a familiar man who has suddenly become a stranger and who is intent on making her see error of her ways. ShikaIno lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,019 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Someone Else's Eyes by Erythros reviews
Father always said he liked Mother's eyes the most. Young Scorpius contemplates on what his father means. Implied DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ino's Secret Kissing Jutsu by Astra M reviews
Is it possible for a normal teenage ninja in love to combine business with pleasure? Ino thinks she knows how to do it provided she can just get Shikamaru to play along. Mini sequel of sorts to Butt Out! :Shikamaru x Ino:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Worth The Aggravation by NessieGG reviews
AU, KibaIno. Story 5 of the New York Society Series. Supermodel Ino Yamanaka comes home to New York and learns that her protection has been placed in the hands of promising cop Kiba Inuzuka and his dog. But the arrangement may not be so bad after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kiba I., Ino Y. - Complete
Summer Day The Hyuga Plays by Gabbyrella reviews
Tenten pressed herself against Neji and coiled her arms around his waist. “You are warm.” She muttered, shivering pleasantly. “Who knew the human popsicle can feel soooo warm? ACHOO!” Neji blushed furiously in response. NejixTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,781 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
War for the Cherry Blossom by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
[Edited]Gaara and Sasuke rule the school, they hate each other and are in a never ending competition. A new girl by the Name of Sakura moves to town and befriends Hinata a friend of Gaara. When both want her, what will happen? GaaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,974 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Royal Punishment by iJutsu reviews
Tenten is just an average, spunky school girl who passionately HATES the prince of their town: Prince Neji. And when Neji asks her to become his lover, that changes both their lives forever. [NejiTen AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,616 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Flowers in the Rain by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,824 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Party of Three by J-Pop Princess reviews
This fic has been stolen several times. If you see it anywhere else under another name, know that I am the original author!Sakura has never really explored the world of sexual desire but after a little too much sake, all that could change! SakuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,139 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Born Weak, Grew Up Strong by Black Karasu reviews
She tries not being weak...She truly did. She gets help by a certain Uchiha as Konoha finds out and arrests her. Sasuke after her to make the next Uchiha heir. Itachi protecting her... ItachiXSakura [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,754 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Glasses by nkitty29 reviews
Did you know that Sai wears glasses? Well he does, really! [Check new anime ending] And Sakura just loves how he looks in them. Sai x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Natural Troublemakers by randomsomeone reviews
Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Highlighters by Flying Gummybears reviews
When you want to tell someone they’re important to you, what do you do? HikaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Poison by Nian7 reviews
While on a mission Sakura was captured and experimented on, in her was planted the mate of Shukaku and the sister of Kyuubi. How can she deal with this? SakGar HinNaru TenNeji InoShiki a little bit SakSas and a one little one sidded Inosas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Primrose Path by Sayaka-sama reviews
Suigetsu is not at all a hard person to please. SuiKa. Take note of the rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Funny Thing, Jealousy by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sakura has loved Sasuke for years but now she's finally tired of waiting for him to notice her. But what if she dates someone else to purposely catch his attention? It's time to see if Uchihas really get jealous. mainly SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,723 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Avenge You! by Miyako-hime reviews
SasuSaku AU. Features Itachi POV. Sasuke, you don’t need to pee on a frog to do that. Have some dignity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Midday Lovers by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
They just can't seem to keep their hands to themselves and this gets them in all sorts of trouble. But what happens when their secret is nearly exposed? DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,413 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Excuse Me Miss! by the blanket reviews
[SasuSaku. Team 7ness. crack.] “But didn’t you hear, Sakura? Sasuke needs to learn my Oiroke no Jutsu to sex up some yakuza!” Oh. Hell. No. Features femme!Sasuke, photographer!Naruto, and tutor!Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Precious Flower, Fighting Sand by Celtic Oak reviews
AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,699 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Complete
The Pride of Slytherin by Broken Angel01 reviews
After an incident in potions class, Albus Potter is sent to McGonagall's office, but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes face to face with two very interesting portraits...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Suika by Lily-Finn178 reviews
[SuiKa] Suika means watermelon. Suika is our names put together. Suika is good, don't you think?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
What She Loves About Him by Gabbeh reviews
[SasuSaku] [01: The way he shows his constant possessiveness about her…is that jealousy?] He was always possessive of her. Everyone in the village knew it. Hell, even those in the neighboring countries did. Too bad one didn’t...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Deskwork by watery.tears reviews
MatureContent: Have you ever had sex on an office desk? 'The vibration from their sexual intercourse was too powerful to handle, the objects and possessions on his desk began to shake and give way.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Untold Part of the Epiloque by Baybeetricia reviews
DMHG This is what I think the epiloque, from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, should have been like. All you DracoHermione lovers should love this story. Rated M for a reason. Disclaimer: I own nothing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,620 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Neko by AiraEve reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sai become halfcat and are placed under Sakura's care. As time passes, they become more beastly, and their feelings for Sakura have evolved from simple infatuation to something more dark and possessive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Her and Them by The Grinning Pervert reviews
Perhaps, it’s messed up, but Sakura doesn’t care. They were messed up to begin with, so it’s not a huge difference. They just have sex, that’s all. Team 7 OT3 fluff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Add Me Colour by Cella N reviews
“All my life is white. Paint me. Add me colour.” SAKURA. SAI. The insufficient struggle against the monotony of waiting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Certain Favor by Okobo-chan reviews
“You have got to be kidding me.” Sakura's eyes were wide, like any creature facing impending doom. This wasn't their average party night wager. [GaaSaku] Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Shampoo by lexkixass reviews
After a mission all Tenten wants to do is wash her hair. Is that so much to ask?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
Moonshine by Sayaka-sama reviews
She was certain that Sasuke would not be amused to find Suigetsu ditching his night watch for the sake of a moonlight swim. Crackfic, with a healthy sidedish of SuigetsuxKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Watermelon Love! by Roxius reviews
Karin can't sleep so she shares a bed with Suigetsu, which results in an interesting sleepover for the both of them. SuiKa. Please R & R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 232 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Breathe by Argosy reviews
The war is over and everyone wants something from Hermione. But that's nothing new. She can handle it. Really. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,235 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Burning Kisses by ArAshiMitArAshi reviews
[ShikaIno] In order to make Shikamaru quit his new habit, Ino found a perfect solution. She was going to let him smoke...her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Once my flame, twice my burn by Celtic Oak reviews
AU. After a notorious breakup, Sakura wants nothing to do with men. At least, not until an exred headed flame hears the news and comes knocking on her door. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,885 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Room by viviannnnn reviews
When Sasuke entered The Room, he was prepared to face anything Sakura threw at him. Or so he thought.[Somewhat Crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
From Which I Came by sinverguenza reviews
When Hermione is captured while attempting to steal a Horcrux from Malfoy Mansion, she ends up with something else entirely. Post HBP. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tied Up in your Love by KeiChanz reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha head out alone to find a rumored jewel shard possessed by a demon and end up in quite a compromising position. Oneshot. LimeLemon warning.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
My Gift by FailingDemi reviews
Shikamaru has to give Ino something as congrats for her making to jounin. But he can't quite get the perfect unique gift, until...he grasped the perfect idea. InoShika Slight AUish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Bedtime by tatterdemalion reviews
Haruhi gets a new bed! The Host Club members, however, are determined to share it. HaruhiXAll.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Let's Get Married by Shikamaru Nara's Fangirl reviews
Sevenyearolds Shikamaru and Ino are getting married! ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Ink Me by Krickitat reviews
An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,069 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Arigato Sasuke by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
It's Sai's first Thanksgiving...And he's really only thankful for one thing. Oneshot. SaixSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Kinenhin by Sayaka-sama reviews
Slight AU. To be young is to be a fool, and to be a fool is pure bliss. VERY long GaaSaku childhood oneshot. Done for Lethal Empathy community challenge at LJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Haruno Sakura's Coffee Shop Adventures by eb the chocolate buckaneer reviews
[SasuSaku Oneshot] Sakura's POV. “Why Sasuke?” I asked mischievously, batting my eyelashes. “Do you want me to get on the table?” This caused Naruto to snort, and I knew that was his way of laughing. [First Oneshot, Please R&R!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Broken Hearts by LeadYouIn reviews
SasukeSakura, InoShikamaru. What will Sakura and Shikamaru do when Ino and Sasuke start dating? Why are they going out in the first place? In the words of Inner Sakura.....SHANNARO! EPILOGUE POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,961 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Far Away by Wolf Silhouette reviews
Post Hogwarts.“You look lovely, Hermione. Skinny but lovely. Oh, I see a belly! Oh my goodness, you are pregnant!” Hermione walks out on a bad marriage and hated hostess, and discovers the greatest joy there ever was. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Issue of Competition by asteriskjam reviews
[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taste of Blood by Winterwing3000 reviews
[NaruSakuSasu] Sakura tastes the many flavors of her teammates and finds her own unique taste. PostTJ
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Last Dance by AiraEve reviews
Shikamaru and Sasuke have fiancees, and it's not Sakura or Ino. Heartbroken, the girls go on a mission and are kidnapped by the Akatsuki. But now, the boys want them back. Sakumultiple Inomultiple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,214 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
No You Don't by bakasake reviews
Another pretty short oneshot. Sasuke walks with Sakura to a mission breifing on an unexpectedly cold day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tastes Like Tomatoes by bakasake reviews
Only one thing stands between Sasuke and his tomatoes...oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Through her eyes by SasuSaku453 reviews
Her bloodline was hidden until the day she turned 14. Now Sakura must bare the gift that her dead clan left her. But theres someone there to help her, a friend that she met with her gift. Whats this? She's found a way to bring back the Uchiha clan?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2006 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Sakura H., Torune
Forgotten by Aki Kaede reviews
[Oneshot] Sakuno goes in search of Ryoma, only to get something unexpected... Ryosaku!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Ryuzaki S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Sakura on my Back by avatarhike reviews
Short oneshot on GaaraxSakura. Gaara no longer carries his gourd around? What does he carry now then?please R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Intoxicated by JleeBean reviews
She likes to call it their 'almost first time'. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
You're It by KeiChanz reviews
You can run but you can't hide...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sunagakure belly dance by Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Scream by KeiChanz reviews
Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later.' Those were the first words that left his mouth when he met her but what he didn't know was that there was going to be an interesting turn of the tables concerning those confident words. Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Over Protective, Possessive Much? by Blizzie-chan reviews
SasuSaku. 'I told you not to touch her! She's MINE'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plastic Wares by viviannnnn reviews
Sasuke learns that napkins are much better than plastic wares. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Possessive by blissyblissliss reviews
Oneshot [SasuSaku] She loved it whenever his possessive side for her emerged.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions on the Telephone by Snow Tigra reviews
A late night phone conversation about gossip leads to something else... Yuri, SakuraIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Behind Those Eyes by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
Sasuke accidentally drank a bottle of truth serum. Now he has to tell the truth! What will he answer when Sakura decides to ask him a few questions? // SasuSaku. // Short little Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 198 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Piece of Sincerity by Provocative Envy reviews
COMPLETE: Hermione Granger falls in love with the harshly realistic words written on a small scrap of paper she finds on her way to Potions. She loses it, only to have fate play a part in making her the victim of Draco Malfoy's deception. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,145 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their Excuse by ohmmeter reviews
Issues with hair accessory. A pointless, plotless, lighthearted Nejiten oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Four Kings by Hououza reviews
Oneshot. A game of poker leads to an interesting conclusion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Bra da! by esotaria reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Artificial Identity by Londra reviews
He had made her into someone she was not. Oneshot. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE - EPILOGUE ADDED! "There is one person in the world who hates me more than anybody else... my husband." Marriage Law story. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,683 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project Human by randomsomeone reviews
Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,986 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 9/30/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2598 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bittersweet by tearsofher reviews
DracoHermione..'And soon she ended up giving her heart to him, only he took it and never looked back. He never knew just what he had taken from her.'One shotfic- not as sad as it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,064 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Polyjuice Effect by distantorigin reviews
(COMPLETED) Hermione drinks the Polyjuice Potion and turns into Pansy Parkinson. How does Draco treat her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Except Her by Erythros reviews
He never expected that there would be a time when he would envy the poorest wizard of all time. He had everything, everything he wanted... except her. HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 6/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,322 - Follows: 430 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Challenge: Accepted by Cinpii reviews
[Ryoma x Sakuno. Non yaoi.] Thinking no one was watching, Sakuno is caught doing something embarrassing under a tree. Slightly perverted, please note the rating!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/15/2004 - R. Sakuno, E. Ryoma - Complete
Most Dramatic GutWrenching Tragic Rape Fic Ever by Rashaka reviews
A bad, bad fic. Short too. Run away. If you read this you will leave feeling insulted and swear that all fanfic sucks and you're never going to read another fic again. Scaredy cat.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2004
Secrets by Campy Capybara reviews
COMPLETE:: An answer to Scarlet's challenge. Everyone in wizarding UK knows Hermione is Draco Malfoy's mistress... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,286 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 8/12/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shigure’s Secret Homosexual Bondage Dungeon by Evil Asian Genius reviews
Every house has its secrets…
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2003 - Shigure S.
Bonding Time by Lady Pyro reviews
Life is just peachy for Sango and Miroku... until their supplies are stolen by a tanuki, and they find themselves handcuffed together. *New* No, not a new chapter, but a rant about a sequel.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,643 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002
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white flags reviews
He can't leave. Her friends are out hunting for him. Stuck in her apartment with only her for company, one of them will crack. "Like what you see, little patriot?" he grinned. "Help me drop the towel and I'll give you a show." She blushed hotly. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,460 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H.
verbal seduction reviews
All it took was Gaara's mastery of the art of speech to steal Sakura away from Sasuke. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,145 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sakura H., Gaara
heroine syndrome reviews
He was constantly ill because he made himself to be. That didn't stop her from sunshining her way into his life. Inspired by The Secret Garden by Frances Burnett. Gaara/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bang Bang reviews
In which after seven years in Italy, Itachi returns home to New York, bringing with him a young Italian girl Ino, and a now-grown up brown-haired female from his childhood memory suddenly appears to wreak havoc upon him. ItaHana, KibaIno, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,082 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hana I., Itachi U.
Seduction Lessons reviews
Sakura normally takes her missions, her seduction missions, alone. Now, she has teach that emotionless bastard, Sai, on how to properly seduce a woman to jelly and be her accomplice. Suddenly, teaching him isn't so bad after all. SaiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sai, Sakura H.
All Black reviews
First he sees her at his father's funeral. Then he starts to see her everywhere. "Hello Gaara. Are you stalking me or something? I happen to see you everywhere." GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
his girl friday reviews
He had her for all the days of the week. But he let her slip through her fingers on Thurday as he watched her accept the proposal on Friday. One-sided SasuSaku, GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Sugar We're Going Down reviews
If it wasn't for Hana trying to shove the stupid sugary blobs of dango down his throat, Itachi would have never kissed her. ItaHana.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Itachi U., Hana I. - Complete
Fancy reviews
It is Sakura's fifth birthday, and all the presents seem pointless items until she picks a very adorable, red-haired jade-eyed five year old boy as her present. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Please Do Not Dress Appropriately reviews
Girls are manipulative, evil people, according to Suigetsu, because Karin got him to go to Ino's ridculous party, actually dressed up in a stupid costume. But the view on Karin's choice of clothes changes all that anger into enjoyment. AU, SuiKa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Karin, Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Screamer with My Crayon reviews
All because Sakura punched his head twice for stealing her crayons and making Ino cry in kindergarten, Sasuke had to give a loud love confession to her twelve years later. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Notebook VI reviews
‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ At least, that’s the code Sakura and Karin follows. The real enemy, the one in question, the boy-stealer, was Ino Yamanka. SasuSaku, SuiKar.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Sakura H., Karin
Another Name For A Prostitute reviews
Loosely based on The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Ce soir? For one night, and one night only, unless you call for me again, I am the perfect girlfriend. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Room 21 reviews
Maybe he shouldn't have gone in to the bar room where all those drunk men were. He should have stayed in the noisy dance floor with his empty glass where there was no Lady Cerise and refills. Well, he doesn't regret it. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
rich boys and skater girls reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,524 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
Take It Like A Man reviews
Sequel to I Get Around. Sakura is tired of trying to make that girl understand. And she doesn't have the time, anyway. That girl just won't get it. So, why not try and get Sasuke to do it? It was his problem to begin with, after all. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Get Around reviews
Sequel to Competition. Sakura leaves a frustrated Sasuke in his bedroom. Then that girl slightly spoils his day by appearing. Sakura is the one to make his day better and smooth things over. No more 'mistress'. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Competition reviews
Based off the song 'Competition' by Dragonette. It started as a girls' night out. Then Sasuke and that girl come in. As Sakura shows that girl she is a nuisance to Sasuke and her, he loves Sakura and that Sakura was Sasuke's 'mistress' all long. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Married reviews
Sakura's getting married to her childhood crush, Sasuke. But she has that nagging feeling that she's marrying the wrong guy. Set in the Naruto world. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
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