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Joined 10-26-07, id: 1407204, Profile Updated: 02-09-12
Author has written 13 stories for Janet Evanovich.

January 24, 2012


If you look below these blog posts right here on my profile, you will see a few recommendations of FF stories that I love, and wish to share with you.

This post is going to be like that, but a little different: it's an actual novel by an actual author that is not actually Janet Evanovich. Sorry.

If any of you follow Videobloggers on Youtube, I'm sure you'll know Hank and John Green, the Vlogbrothers: and that John is also a novelist. His most recent novel The Fault in Our Stars was topping the amazon charts 2 months before it was released. SERIOUSLY.. that's how many people wanted the book. If you read anything this year, anything, you have to read this book. It's funny and sad and heartbreaking and full of the questions that plague the human condition. It stares down the barrel of nihilism and oblivion and grapples with the existential conundrums that make up what it is to be human, with the wit and charm that is endemic to his books. I could sing its' praises for ever and ever, amen.

I'm not going to tell you the synopsis because I didn't know when I read it for the first time, and the book is so much more that what it seems.

So please, please, please read this. It changed my life.

January12, 2012


This is a special message to a user who sent me an anonymous review to Never Let Go in the past few days, which reads as follows:

"It's hard for me to want to jump into reading this story when I see on your profile that you have a bunch of unfinished works in progress. Are you going to go back and finish any of the others or are they abandoned now? Not trying to be an entitled, whiny brat of a reader, but I can't invest my time in something that's never going to have an conclusion, just trying to hedge my bets" - WsIP

Given my inability to respond privately to this message, which I would have much preferred, I have decided to use the only means available to me: to answer it here.

Ok so, I'm going to try really hard to be polite and address the issues you raised but frankly this message really annoyed me on a variety of different levels. I find it incredibly rude that you have decided to judge me as inadequate because I have "a bunch of unfinished works in progress", and have also thought that it was appropriate to communicate this to me in a blatant attempt to make me feel inferior and ashamed about it. Just for the record, by the way, "a bunch" is in fact only three stories out of a total of thirteen, one of which I have been clearly working on recently. I won't apologise for having not finished them yet, especially not to someone who doesn't appreciate the work I have already completed.

The value and enjoyment of a story isn't predicated on whether it has "The End" tacked onto it, and while I can understand that reading an incomplete story can be very frustrating, it does not necessarily follow that the effort of reading was wasted. The hours of work that have already been sacrificed should be appreciated, because they represent a desire in the author to attempt something new; to take a leap of faith and whether succeeding or failing, learn from the experience. The point of writing and reading isn't to finish the work, it's introspection and reflection on yourself, to learn to empathise with others, to imagine different walks of life and gain a greater understanding of the world around you, and how that is best expressed in words.

You must also remember that the people that post on this site, such as myself, are amateurs, and there are no guarantees of completion. If I choose not to finish a story when you or anyone else would like it, it is entirely my business. If I choose to wait because I know that whatever I write is at that moment going to be substandard, it is also my business. I write because I enjoy it, not because I have made a commitment to anyone else about when or if I shall finish.

Your description of what you're trying not to be, a "entitled, whiny brat of a reader", is from where I'm standing, exactly what you sound like. I hope you will reflect on my arguments, and think about the attitude you bring to reading in any form.

Personally, I don't care whether you read Never Let Go or any of my other stories because I'm secure in the knowledge that while they are very far from perfect, some people enjoy reading them, I enjoyed writing them, and that I learnt more about myself and others, and in the process became a better writer.

In future, I would advise you think a little more carefully about the comments you make to authors such as myself, who have dedicated time and effort to post writing that is there for you to enjoy and is not in any way compulsory to read.

I sincerely hope that you think about what I have said, and I would be happy to clarify any points you disagree with.


Recent Reads

Stories I've read (or reread) recently that have been awesome!

1. Dusk and Summer, dee789nj

Just read it. Absolutely fantastic AU story that I could not (metaphorically) put down until I finished it. Twice. A teenage Stephanie and friends spend the Summer working at Point Pleasant where she meets Carlos who she falls for, his brother Julio and Julio's friend Lester.

2. Control, Cristi0819

Fab story in which Stephanie is a social worker and meets Ranger through her rehabilitation work with War Veterans (Cal). One of the most original and best researched stories I've read (the author works in the same area).

3. Chicken, cinbru

Swear to god, I have never laughed so hard at a fanfic. It was freaking embarassing.. I think my family thought I'd gone nuts. Ranger and Stephanie get into a dare competition, and naturally, ridiculousness and hilarity ensue. This is a fic that will turn your frown upside down!

4. The 'Off' Series, cinbru

(incl. Day Off, Night Off, Thanksgiving Off and my personal favourite, Halloween Off)

Again written by cinbru, you just know these are going to be epicly hilarious. Words can't adequately summarise this story. All I can say is; meet Bong. Billy Bong. As in weed.

5. As the Worm Turns, XJerseyGirl

Ahh, who can go past XJerseyGirl? You're not a JE FF fan if you haven't read one of her epics: I honestly don't know how she does it... Anyway, fantastically angsty story that has made me think about and improve on the way I write. Classic stuff. Also, look for the sequel (which I've just started rereading) The Name of the Game. (PS: 7 Nov update. Just finished Name of the Game this morning. BLEW. MY. MIND. Just so you know. You should read it.)


Introduction

Hi, I'm Schaefy and I'm 18 years old. I've been a part of and writing for FF.net for about 3 years now, and I write about Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series, which is a lot of fun! I think some of my older stories are pretty rusty and I know I can write better than that, so bear that in mind when you read them.

Despite my sporadic updates I do always have my stories in the back of my mind, so bear with me :)

Schaefy


Disclaimer: Any stories I write which are posted on fanfiction.net under Janet Evanovich's books should be attributed to her for her characters and settings. The only things I own are the created skips/other characters and plots. I am not paid to write and do it purely for enjoyment.

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The Right To Remain Silent by SueB3 reviews
Steph and Tank are dismayed when Ranger plays his cards even closer to the vest than usual with the potential for life-changing results.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,171 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
What I Did For Love! by XJerseyGirl reviews
Eddie Abruzzi was murdered ... guess who the prime suspect is! Ranger makes another deal, but with whom this time and what's the payoff? Babe story with a guaranteed HEA!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 342,177 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2008
Facing It by SmellsLIkeFreesias reviews
Ranger leaves Trenton and Steph is left with some baggage. Now two years later, he comes back. Now that she's all put back together, how's she going to stop him from ruining what she's worked so hard to build? Babe story eventually. Major angst coming up
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,998 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Eyes to Remember by mybrowneyes reviews
Ranger and Stephanie's paths cross earlier in their lives in this alternate story. She captures Ranger's attention with her New Jersey attitude.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 88 - Words: 191,318 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/9/2008
All the Time in the World by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
Sequel to "Given a Moment" Ranger promised his family forever and a day. How long is forever exactly? And when does it start? Is he chewing through it while on his latest mission? Or does the time start when he gets back? Will he return? Morelli friendly
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,341 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Gut Reaction by financebabe reviews
What might happen if Stephanie and Ranger followed that little voice that suggests they act on their impulses? Armed with only a phone and a great set of instincts, Stephanie decides to go with her gut and see what might happen. A Babe HEA.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Stepford Wife by writersblock24 reviews
Stephanie and Ranger team up as a married couple to catch a rogue spy turned gun runner... but will everything go to plan? Will they come out unscathed? Babe, Morelli friendly. Rating for later.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,269 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Rangeman Rules and Regulations by LadyLogicCanoe reviews
Inspired by Skippy's List. This is a list of Amended Rules and Regulations that has mysteriously appeared on the notice board in the Rangeman building. Written purely for laughs. :P Chapter THREE now posted!.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010
New Year's Off by cinbru reviews
For those of you wonderful people who have faithfully read the Billy stories, you know the drill. Rangeman need a night off for New Year's Eve.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by alate reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay there when Steph, Ranger and the guys make the trip to apprehend a skip!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,382 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Control by Cristi0819 reviews
My first AU story. Steph is a social worker at the Trenton VA. Cal is a patient. She helps Cal with treatment and sparks fly with Ranger. Please read and review!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,889 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Shattered Images by HunnyDu2 reviews
Steph has just returned to Trenton, more competant than ever, when her recent past, and Rangers long time past comes back to haunt them. Babefic. *Edited*
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,795 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Stephanie Plum and the Deathly 'Hallos' by redlamps reviews
Complete. This is the sixth in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph gets a BlackBerry. Lula discovers Harry Potter fan fiction. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Intentions of the Heart by Batman's Bombshell reviews
To understand another's actions we must first learn the intentions behind them. Babe love story. Warning: Adult language and themes.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,875 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Hello by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
One shot songfic based on Kate Miller Heidke's song of the same name. Steph to the rescue one way or another. Sometimes just a person's presence can help put your life on track.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
The Last Night by x6bakablack9x reviews
No one should ever have to experience something like this. Another taunt. Another unfulfilled expectation. Another night in a lover's bed. When does the pain become too much to handle? Babefic.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Good Wife by Fuzzy Minkerton reviews
AU story, actually more of a AR. A what if... life for Steph. All of your favorites are there, and still themselves I promise. Try it, you'll like it.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
The Fever by financebabe reviews
Stephanie agrees to help Ranger after he contracts a dangerous virus on a mission. Unfortunately, neither of them are prepared for the way this will change their lives or their friendship.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,224 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Perfect by Justjan reviews
Babe story. Steph and Ranger try and date. Language, sexual situtations.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,284 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Normal Time by Harmne reviews
Stephanie is fed up and decides she needs some time off...somewhere far from Trenton. Stand-alone, not part of Agreement series or Divine Madness world.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,673 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
How Many Kids Do We Have? by mybrowneyes reviews
********* Can Ranger, Stephanie, and the children get along and be one big happy family? ********** A Stephanie and Ranger Thanksgiving!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 213,523 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Soldier by KendallGirl13 reviews
Stephanie has a new stalker and finds comfort in the arms of someone she doesn't expect. This is a postTBO StephLester story...try it, you might like it!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,394 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Stephanie P., Lester
While Visions of Ranger Danced In Her Head by SueB3 reviews
Steph has made a big decision and she really needs to talk to Ranger. There's only one little problem. Advice to Babes -- keep reading. Another challenge response for PP.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Random Adventures of Dorothy and Toto by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
So...just some random RangerJamie stories. ALl of them take place WAY before Ranger meets Stephanie, so don't get mad when they kiss or something. I'll update when I think of some more fun stories.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,248 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 5/13/2006
Lost in Translation by Ryl reviews
A quick and silly guide for translating the cryptic statements of our favourite characters.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/9/2009
Run away by his querida reviews
AU R/S What will happen when steph runs away when she's 19 and gets caught up with people she doesn't want to know. Except one. What happens when they meet again years later? First Fanfic so please be nice but please R & R
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,639 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
The Big Chill by aliaslaceygreen reviews
IT's OVER! THE HAPPY EVER AFTER IS HERE This is an origin story ---how did our favorite characters become who they are today? I'm a BABE. ANGST. not particularly horrible to Morelli
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 180,419 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Dusk and Summer by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Alternate universe story of soulmates. College students Stephanie and Carlos meet and fall in love at age 19, are separated by circumstances and meet again ten years later. Babe HEA. Warning: smut, suspense, murder, angst, character death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 144,331 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Saying Goodbye by RobinL reviews
Ranger turns to Stephanie for comfort when his father passes away. Babe story. Rating is being upgraded due to language and future content.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Confessions by proudofubabe reviews
The title really says it all. It's a babe fic in the end!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,398 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Courting With Disaster by redlamps reviews
Complete! The Misadventures of Grandma Mazur with Stephanie, Ranger, the Merry Men and others along for the ride of their lives. A Babe Love Story. FYI, there's also a prequel series to Courting.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,315 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Taking Charge by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Steph decides it's time to take charge of her life. Ranger convinces her to take over the bond enforcement department for RangeMan, but she's afraid she'll screw it up. Romantic Babe story. Warning for smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 115,702 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition by tereseh reviews
Stephanie is grounded, working for RangeMan and getting tired of the office and wishes to escape. Then Lester joins her quest to get her fired and has some ideas of his own. Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition... What have I gotten myself into?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,776 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008
It's Never Too Late by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Stephanie has a problem that even Ranger might not be able to help her with. Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. Warning: High angst and touchy subject matter. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,914 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Name Of The Game by XJerseyGirl reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Silence in My Soul by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
This is a Babe story, but be warned: THIS STORY CONTAINS VIOLENCE, ANGST, AND CHARACTER DEATH! This is NOT like my other stories. Song is "Why" by Stabbing Westward. I'm gonna blame Magnificent Sin for my sudden obsession with Stabbing Westward today.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Complete
Given a Moment by CyborgWithGreatHair reviews
Given the right moment, and everything in you life can change. Ranger is about to find this out, when Steph shows up unexpectedly, with a big surprise waiting in the wings. Ranger has a few surprises himself, will he let her in on his secrets? HEA
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,677 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Shamu by nje reviews
A one shot. Babe. A very interesting dinner with all of our favorites. Read the author's note.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Of Mice and MASHed Potatoes by redlamps reviews
This is the third in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Written in a different POV from the other stories in the series. The humour is dry...like a martini.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Staked Out: Upping the Ante by redlamps reviews
This is the second in a series of short stories. It's a prequel to Courting With Disaster. Can be read as a stand alone. Steph and Ranger end up on a stakeout together...risky business for sure.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
the vacation by haleigh.l reviews
Long - very long sorry! - one-shot, based off a challenge. Steph needs a vacation and decides to barter with Ranger to get herself one. Rating for language and a little smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Calling All Rangemen by RobinL reviews
It is a special day at Rangeman. Lester is being flirty, Ranger is getting jealous and Stephanie has an excess of jelly doughnut hormones. What will happen?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/4/2008
A Sugar Plum Christmas by polysgirl reviews
Steph can't figure out what to get Mary Alice and Angie for Christmas, so Ranger offers her another option a trip to NYC with him and Julie to see the Nutcracker. Based on teh Nutcracker Suite as the story moves along. Babe. Of course :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Twenty Questions by haleigh.l reviews
Just a quick one-shot. Stephanie decides to play twenty questions with Ranger on a job, and gets more answers than she was bargaining for. Rating for language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
Lula's Surprise by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
Lula gets a Valentine's Day gift from Stephanie.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Christmas Off by cinbru reviews
Rangeman has an extremely merry Christmas. Okay, this is the last 'Billy' fic ever. I swear. But I was bored.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
Tis the Season by cinbru reviews
Ranger and Steph exchange Christmas gifts. My first oneshot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Chicken? by cinbru reviews
What will it take to get our Man in Black to lose his cool? Babe fluff with a little smutty thrown in.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,783 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Anatomy Lessons by RobinL reviews
Babe fluff. A oneshot set after the HappilyEverAfter.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Stay With Me by ZebbieCullen reviews
A Babe fic, but Morelli friendly. Steph has some surprising news that could either make or break her relationship with Ranger.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Complete
I was Lost, Honestly by Julia LC reviews
Steph's curiosity has her searching for someone and puts her right into the path of trouble.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,876 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Ranger M., Stephanie P., OC
Weak at the Knees by RobinL reviews
Halloween Babe fluff.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Halloween Off by cinbru reviews
This is set a few months after Night OffNight Off 2. Not a 'Billy' story, but what happened as a result of that infamous night. Happy Halloween, Babes!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,605 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 10/8/2007
Steph makes a deal of her own by RangerCraving reviews
Babe Story. Stephanie and Joe are off again, and a girl has needs. How far will she go to lure the man of her dreams back to her bed?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Complete
Learning about love by RangerCraving reviews
Sequel to 72 Hours. Babe fic. Can Ranger & Steph both learn enough about each other, themselves and love to understand and overcome their commitment issues? Come along with me as R&S try to answer the age old question: Is love really enough?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,620 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Night Off by cinbru reviews
Not a continuation of Day Off, but a new, totally off the wall continuation of the scene in LMT where Lula and Steph burn down the happy house. :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007
Day Off by cinbru reviews
Pure and simple yet slightly drawn out Babe fluff. Smut potential. Ranger and Steph need a day off. Cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
A Good Morning by onefishtwofish reviews
The Merry Men discover that Ranger and Stephanie have been dating. Told from many points of view. Fluffy and romantic, I hope.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
OPERATION RANGER by mybrowneyes reviews
Stephanie is tryig to get him to go to the Summer Festival in Point Pleasant, but he doesn't want to go, so her and Lula have a plan to get him there.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,872 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Chickenpox by Zanica Black reviews
One of Steph's latest skips gives her chickenpox. God really does hate her... Read, very humorous! kinda a babefic if you look for it NEW CHAPTER TWO UP It's Ranger's turn now but what happens when Morelli shows up to check on Stephanie? R&R
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Round 2, Dinner and a Movie by Justjan reviews
Sequel to Perfect. Ranger and Stephanie's second date.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Passing Years by Aelinn reviews
Oneshot at the moment. Steph returns to Trenton after several years with a surprise for everyone.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
More questions! by Lady Snowflake reviews
Sequel to Those bloody questions!. Aurelia forms a plan to get Steph and Ranger together.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,766 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
The Internet Debate by BlackEyedWicca reviews
When Stephanie's bored she decides to go on her laptop but what she finds on it is something very surprising and maybe the perfect way to tell her love her feelings. Babe Fic, Chap 2 up
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Merry Christmas, Stephanie Plum by polysgirl reviews
Stephanie is feeling blue, as the christmas season approaches. It seems she might be spending christmas alone. But will she? Join Stephanie as tries to find her Christmas cheer. I promise you won't be disappointed in the end :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,399 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
Twelve and One Half by HappyPlaces reviews
Post TS, as Ranger sees it
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,605 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Complete
Why Donuts are Amazing by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
The title says it all. Babefic. Oneshot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Return of The Lone Jamie by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
Ranger gets a picture of Jamie in the mail...and he and Tank and Stephanie go to Florida to rescue her from the clutches of JACK SUMMER! BUM BUM BUMMMMMM see I told you I'd write a sequal
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005
Dorothy and Toto: How they met by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
So...this is the Story of How Jamie and Ranger met and became friends. Kind of a preprepreprequal to Jamie.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Complete
Lunchroom Blues by Cokkii reviews
Oneshot. Just a bit of humor. Hope you like.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Shirts by chalaess reviews
Stuff happens. I'm awful at summaries. Babe story. It'll be short, just to warn you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Complete
Jamie by Bowlingforshrimp reviews
Steph's long lost sister Jamie is back from her travels around the world. On top of that, Jamie has known Ranger for the five years she's been gone...ugh I suck at summeries, ok? please R&R! This is my first story EVER!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,286 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 9/28/2005
He Watches by BatmansBabe reviews
Babe story. Four days. It had been four days. They’d been in the offagain stage of their relationship, and he was seriously debating whether or not he needed to end it for good. He’d been leaning toward asking her to marry him. Even then he’d known he wou
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Moment by Layleu reviews
Just a poem about how Stephanie may have felt when Ranger sent her back to Morelli in Hard Eight. Its a little soppy.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005
The Letter by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
Somebody writes a letter about Stephanie, and signs Ranger’s name…
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Inked by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
Ranger gets really drunk, runs into Morelli, and they do something drunkenly male. Then Stephanie hears about it…
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
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Never Let Go reviews
Someone is attacking young girls all over Trenton, and Stephanie and Carlos are hunting him down. But when their goal puts Stephanie in the terrible danger, how far with Carlos go to get her back? Or will he just let go? AU. Please read and review.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,600 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Bittersweet Memories reviews
Her superhero's gone, but how will she go on? It's a tough time of Stephanie Plum and the merry men, and only by supporting each other can they make it through. Please R&R.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,478 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
A SEALed Friendship reviews
Steph's bored one night on stakeout with Ranger. So, Ranger regails the story of the famous Navy SEAL hat. Based in the jungle somewhere in the world. Please R&R!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Without a Trace reviews
Life is certainly more interesting with Steph and Sammy around at Rangeman, but a few months later they've disappeared without a trace. Where are they? Can Ranger find them in time? Please R&R!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Stephanie P.
The Grinch: A Stephanie Plum Tale reviews
It's life as usual for Stephanie Plum, until Diesel pops into her kitchen again. Uh oh. Between lime green panties and a trigger happy Grinch, Stephanie is kept on her toes! A Christmas Oneshot. Enjoy and REVIEW! Schaefy. A bit of language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
I Can't Say Stop reviews
Steph has come to a decision about her problems. They aren't going to go away quick. So she does the one thing that will make the entire Burg proud of her, but will break her spirit. A little Morelli bashing. Schaefy
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
We Must Always Walk Alone reviews
Steph married Joe and they moved to Vegas to escape the Burg. But things keep going horribly wrong for Steph and her young daughter, and their lives are in danger. Can they escape in time? A lot of Morelli Bashing!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,459 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Thought You Should Know reviews
Steph had a little too much to drink last night and she has to bring in a skip while having a hangover. Put Batman and pouring rain into the mix leaves a very interesting day for Stephanie Plum, the Bombshell Bounty Hunter. Humour-- I promise! Schaefy
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Superhero's Redemption reviews
Sequel to It's all not True. It's been two months and Steph and Ranger still haven't talked. Can they ever be the same? And what are Morelli and Joyce doing at the bonds office together? Tune in next time folks! Language Adult themes. Schaefy :D
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,917 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Complete
Heaven and Earth reviews
Ranger has finally messed up and Steph is on the point of rejecting him. Possible continuation - maybe - at the moment oneshot songfic to Justin Timberlake's "All over Again Another Song ". Thanks and please read and review! Schaefy. Mild Language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
It's all not True reviews
Steph leaves Morelli for Ranger, but will he accept her? Why doesn't he say something? Steph has to pull herself together and live without both of them. Can she do it?Rated T, A Janet Evanovich songfic to You could be happy by Snow Patrol. Schaefy :D
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,250 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
A little Bite of Cupcake reviews
Steph arrives home to find it filled with candles, and a note from Morelli. Really happy, I promise! Bit of Cupcake fluff :
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Stephanie P., Joe M. - Complete
Plum Danger reviews
Steph has made up with Morelli but he get's angry after a misunderstanding about Ranger. Steph doesn't talk to anyone for a few days. So why is Ranger so worried about her? Could something be incredibly wrong? Please read and review! schaefy. Rated M.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,891 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Complete
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