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Author has written 13 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Furi Kuri: FLCL, and Invader Zim.

All these stories are dead if they aren't completed. I haven't even thought of them for a long time. I have 140 hits this month. Thats scary. Who is still reading these things?

If you haven't read the last chapter of die-ary yet, don't do it. It's crap and I just wanted something to post. I broke the promise i had made when I started wrinting the fic.

If I ever do come back to fanfiction as a writer it will be under a new name. I still Follow a lot of the storys I have on my alerts lists, but most of them are discontinued.

PS my invader zim fics are the only good ones in my opinion; they are at least the only ones I can stomache reading anymore.

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An Unpleasant Encounter by SmileyPenguin reviews
What happens when Johnny C. goes for one target and ends up taking someone who doesn't deserve it to his basement? A young woman named Danielle is confused and fearful, but tries to see into the mind of a certain homicidal maniac. Rated M for violence.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Johnny C.
Rickenbacker 4001 by Jak0TheShadows reviews
Naota's all grown up. And really, what is there to do in the world for a guy who's already experienced having robots and pseudogods come out of his head? Naota's bored. That is... Until he meets a young girl who reminds him of someone.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Glass Eyes by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Tell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Jhomanji by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Parody of Jumanji. All AND I MEAN ALL of the characters in Jhonen Vasquez's head come out and attack the world via an evil, evil game. Oh my God. It's so horrible.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009
Aegri Somnia by anthrop reviews
Those whom a god wishes to destroy he first drives mad.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,053 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Johnny C., Squee
Shard by Elrec reviews
This is not a love story. Nothing is solved at the end of this. Nothing has changed. He is just as confused as always, but she had made him wonder. She had given him hope. Oh, he killed her, of course. A JTHM One-Shot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
GO by muchoblidged reviews
Mamimi and Haruko return to Mabase, forcing Naota to tie up the loose ends that he has left alone for the past five years. Pairing/s/: NaotaxMamimi, NaotaxHaruko, HarukoxAtomsk
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
My Immortal by Annie-chan reviews
Status: Complete. Johnny finds himself losing his fight to shut himself off from emotion. His inner desire to reconnect with Devi just may prove to be too strong for him to resist. But Devi may already have moved on...
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,329 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Skip to by socioNycto reviews
JtHM. The things he can't do right anymore have to do with normal. An unreliable narrator does his best. Johnny-centric.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
Neverland Memoirs by Morbid Cheshire reviews
Don't ask about the title. Random moment of inspiration. These are little ficlets from Mamimi's point of view, possibly one for each episode with her in it.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,919 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
The Voices Told Me To by kiss-me-im-krazy reviews
Lilly moved and her future is looking bright;except for the creepy house across the street and the fact that her already frightening talking doll has taken a turn for the hommicidal.what happens when she finds out shes not the only one with voices?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Johnny C., Squee
Hollywood Adventure! by Miss Interrogative reviews
Nny wins a trip to Hollywood and gets to bring along three friends. Watch Johnny brave a city he so utterly despises!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Johnny C., Devi D.
Relationships by YouWontBrakeMyHeart reviews
CANCELEDFORNOWDONTKNOWWHENI'LLUPDATE Todd's cousin Rachel moves into his house and a new adventure sparks as Johnny finds her interesting. With more visits from Johnny everyday, keeping him away from Rachel proves to be a hard job for poor little Todd
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
What Kindness Does by Slurpee Monster reviews
The Skool year isn't over yet, and a new girl, Rin, joins the class and experiences some of the drama that comes along with being in the same class as Zim and Dib. She also offers the two rivals something neither of them are familiar with... Kindness
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,668 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Zim: SUMMER by GiRBeRRy reviews
Newly revised! Only a few days left before high school graduation. A new girl comes to the city, Zim gets a new mission from the Tallest, and Dib finds himself in another person....thanks for reading and reviews are always welcome! NEW! CHAPTERS 6-9!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Dib, Zim
Astrobiological Analysis of the Irken Race by Dr-Lovekill reviews
My scientific opinion on the biology, evolution, technology, and possible biological history of the Irken race. Given objectively as a scientific report. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,192 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Warm Touch of Death by Sideos reviews
The world is dying of cancer, rotting away from it's own hate. Todd is beset on all sides by cold hate and grey terror. Only one person gives him an escape because she is removed from the world... she is the ghost who offers life. Romance Todd/Ghost Girl.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Squee - Complete
Light In The Dark by Goldenstargirl reviews
Kagome's feeling suicidal after inuyasha leaves her to go to hell with kikyo, and she has a rather scary vision. But a message from an online friend of hers makes her feel a bit better. Rated T for mild language and suicidal thoughts. Dedicated to tasty c
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 0 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Kagome H. - Complete
The Difference the Begining Makes by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
A story of a young boy's breaking point. Nny is 6 and his Mother is a druggie selling him out for the kiddie-porn industry. Obvious adult themes but I tried not to go into majour discription.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Squee's Fantastical Field Trip of DOOM by WTFWonder reviews
Squee’s class is taking an educational field trip to the zoo, but they’re short one chaperone. Guess who volunteers? JTHM.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,996 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Squee, Johnny C.
Human Nature by Yin.Hearts.Yang reviews
After years of his "Vacation", Johnny C returns to #777. He's finally rid himself of all emotion... Untill a teenaged Squee forces him to revert back to his human nature. A little more than slight SqueeXNny. Not a happy ender either... be warned
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
One Life by Tehstrongsauce reviews
One year after the events of FLCL, Nouta Nandaba has been moved to a foster home with an american mother. Life has been pretty slow, but when strange objects begin to portrude from his forehead once more, a new story unravels. Rated T for language
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2008
Counting Bodies Like by KitsuneGirl911 reviews
Reincarnation, two people starting with vastly different points of view, and the ties that bind them. Slash.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,966 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
Z? by Swing-21 reviews
Choices… When love confronts duty, when you can’t do right without causing wrong, how do you know what is for the best? Sleep on that and wait for the answers. Oneshot, multiple pairings, generally weird, Z?ADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dib, Zita - Complete
A Flawed Program by Jak0TheShadows reviews
[Chapter 8 up] Zim is declared a defect and called back to Irk. He returns, much to everyone's suprise, during senior year and has changed in ways. Gaz notices. ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Zim, Gaz
Rivalry and Such by Raxzo reviews
Two children with untapped power enter the IZ universe, and the outcome couldn't be bigger. Includes nearly every character I care about. Use as directed. !ENDED!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Sweetest Lies by Fresh C reviews
Naota vows to tell only the truth, but that doesn't mean he's honest. As he works to keep his band together the lives of three others become tangled in his web of truth and only honesty can set them free. COMPLETE
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,393 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
Good Luck Squee! by Squiggles.Candi reviews
Our young Todd's first night in the Crazy House. Was a oneshot, but a second chapter has been added due a reviewer who insisted it needed to have a second chapter. I realized that a proper ending was needed, which is now provided.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Squee - Complete
The Call of the Adversary by Jak0TheShadows reviews
Simple Invader Zim oneshot made complicated by being written in the style of HP Lovecraft. [Dib POV]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Mad World by Sideos reviews
ONESHOT: Dib goes to see an old friend in the asylum. One trapped in a child's game, a game he took too far. One who no longer thinks as himself as human, but as irken. Why can't he see that it was just a game? Not ZADR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
See Dib Run by Deyinel reviews
Not your typical kiddie book. DibXTak sort of
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Dib, Tak
Eulogy by PolyesterRage reviews
Zim visits a little piece of Earth. Oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Absolution by Roach Patrol reviews
Two old friends. Two ruins of a life. One table full of issues and alcohol. Stir contents until bitter, bake for one night to one aeon accordingly. Interpret as desired.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Squee - Complete
Only You Ta by AGx-07 reviews
A year goes by since that day; everyone forgets or just pretends to and life goes back to normal...that is until my nose starts to bleed. Then everything changes.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
Johnny by Kourui1 reviews
Silly little poem that came into my head one fateful morning... It's good for a laugh. It centers on a basic day in Nny's life.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/5/2002
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The love of God reviews
Mamimi-centric drabble that I wrote to test out a writing style. Please review.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
Real ZaTr reviews
What would really happen if Zim and Tak hooked up. Also an interesting look into the irken anatomy. It's short because I couldn't bring myself to write more. notice it's in the humor genre.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Zim, Tak - Complete
not crazy reviews
The whole first chapter is kinda like a summary. The Pedestrian Squee crossover, The future may hold some Johnny and IZ as well.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Squee
Dieary reviews
A short die-ary entry from a high school Johnny C. Written the night/morning before his first massacre. And then the night after his first massacre. I might keep doing these, but don't expect regular updates. Nny didn't format neither do I.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Johnny C.
what could have been reviews
The smallest things can have a major difference down the road. Back by popular demand!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Real GAZR reviews
Gaz and Zim romance. A short one-shot about how I think a GAZR story should go down. I think it's hilarious.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Finally, I'm truly alive reviews
I really hate this title. Oh well. About a boy who leaves his hometown, only to find out his neighbor Squee was asleep in the back of his car. He runs into some familiar faces straight out of Squee's past. Please read and review. complete.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Squee, Johnny C. - Complete
Real DATR reviews
This is what would really happen if Dib ever convinced Tak to sleep with him. One shot. not too explicit I hope.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
The Anniversary reviews
Exactly ten years after Haruko and Mamimi leave, and one year after Eri leaves, Naota is thinking back. Depressing. ONESHOT
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
eclipse reviews
A poem I wrote awhile ago. That I've been told is actually pretty good. It has a little something about Nny tagged in on the beginning to make it an actually fic. It's kind of personal and kind of philosophical and im kind of scared about putting it up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
assylum escape reviews
Squee's getting out of the asylum! It's pretty short so you might as well read it. Then you can REVIEW. all the cool kids are doing it. ONESHOT
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Squee - Complete
New Neighbors reviews
COMPLETE. Johnny meets a human who isn't an A hole. Naota meets a very skinny weird guy. JtHM FLCL crossover. No pairings. Please R&R. even if you hate it.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Marysue reviews
One Shot. Squee Meets a little girl named Mary-sue. Short story for anyone who doesn't like Mary-sues
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Squee - Complete
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