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Joined 10-26-07, id: 1407243, Profile Updated: 04-22-11
Author has written 22 stories for Bleach, Mighty Boosh, and Kingdom Hearts.

So guys... No, we didn't fall off the face of the Earth. We just started this thing called college o.o

BUT, we're coming home this summer and we want to start writing again! We know it's been a long time, but we're going to try and redeem ourselves!

And for those of you who really liked our previous work, we've created a facebook page! The group is called LunaAriana, but it's a private group so if you'd like to join, PM us on here and we'll add you! We can discuss future stories, past ones, anything you'd like! ^.^

THE ART TEACHER IS COMPLETE!! Yes! It's FINALLY finished! So check it out if you liked it. Or if you like Axel x Riku. Or if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your time. The reason doesn't matter :D

Everything we learned about sex, we learned from yaoi fanfiction...Yaoi? Acedemics On Ice...

OK, well, this account is shared by two morons. Their names you ask? (I don't care if you didn't ask! ... Please.) Well, Bridget (Bat Man, Trekkie Monster, LUNA) and Anna (Mentally Challenged, Kate Monster, ARIANA).

We're here - we're queer - and we're drinking your beer. ... (OK, so not really =P) (JSYK We're straight and Luna HATES alcohol...blech) :D

OK, now, for some information on the best-est comrades-in-arms.

Ariana AKA Kate Monster: (Updated: For your viewing pleasure.) Is currently in the process of penning a Renji x Ichigo smutty yaoi fic! :D ... However, if you all want it posted, you're gonna need to hope that I don't keep messing shit up. Because apparently, I suck ass. sigh The paragraph above may soon say something about my fuck-tarded-ness. (Pardon my French.) But, I'll see you all later! :) 'Cause, let's face it, nothing works out for me. :P

Ariana: Just posted a GrimmIchi story, "Shattered into Completion." 'WHAT!?' you may say, 'Why that title is a paradox. How crazy! How clever! How goddamn un-fucking original, but I get the feeling that the authoress really doesn't care!' ... Anyways, it's new, it's smut, and I would love it if you all just scrolled down to the bottom of the page and clicked that little link!

Luna: Chapter four of A Pleasure To Have In Class is up! Yey! Let me know what cha think! Damn Juice...

A note from Bridget: Since I always forget those stupid lil disclaimers in my stories, here they are:

Kingdom Hearts does not belong to me nor do the characters. For if it did, key blades would lock the handcuffs chaining Sora, Riku, and or Axel to their lovers' beds.

Bleach also does not belong to me nor do the characters. Because if it did, Renji would always wear bell bottoms and awesome headbands and be undeniably gay. Shuuhei would be a little whore who used his tattoo to get men in bed. Ikkaku would always have the fact that his name is pronounced I-cock-u pointed out. And Ichigo...don't even get me started on that lil strawberry! :D

The Mighty Boosh once again, does not belong to me. For if it did, Vince really would be the King of the Mods. And Howard, well, there's not much help for him. But that's why I wuv him!! :D Naboo would be my own personal shaman (he's so adorable .) Bob Fossil would be a side show attraction in the Zooniverse. And Gary Numan really would be in the cabinet in the Nabootique.

There, that should cover everything for now...
~Kate Monster bows down to Trekkie Monster for including this, because her parents would not be happy if a lawyer came knocking at their door with a notice saying that we were being sued because she posted gay porn online without saying how she didn't own the characters that she was making do eachother. x_X~

...We don't own Avenue Q either...

Kate monster: I hate, Quincy, he's so skinny and nasty!

Trekkie Monster: Me too! I especially hate him paired with Ichigo. In fact, the only thing I like him paired with is a semi truck going 80 miles an hour down the road, and by paired with I mean standing in front of!

While playing Bleach: The Shattered Blade (which is AWESOME btw!)

Mayuri: Bankai!

Me: I summon the giant baby that is my attack!! XD

So Ariana and I found this awesome game where you make a list of characters for the other person to fill in. Then you write all kinds of situations for them and funny questions (not knowing who the person will be.) Then the other person fills in the list randomly then fills in the blanks in the questions. Here are a few of our favorites :D

Q:While taking a survey, Gin listed paisley as his favorite color. Are you concerned?


Q: You see Renji leaving the laundry room of your apartment. You sneak a peak in his drier and find a pink thong. What do you do?

A: Question Luna about it!

Q: You find Ulquiorra and Renji in the hot tub, what are they doing?

A: Each other XD

Q: Ikkaku just got his hair permed. What do you think of his new do?


Q: Why would Ichigo steal your eyeliner?

A: Because he plays emo when he's home alone :D

Q: Shunsui receives a pink thong sent by Kira that was meant for Ichigo! Write a short dialogue.

A: Shunsui: Aww, Kira! You got me a pink thong with strawberries on it? .

Kira: SHIT. 0_0

Ichigo: Ummm, Shunsui, why do they say "Ichigo" across the butt? >.

Shunsui: Hell if I know! But look how cute they make my butt look! XD

Q: Would Hanataro ever become a drug dealer?

A: He kinda already is...being in the healing squad and all... :D

Q: Ikkaku is beginning to imitate you. You?

A: Let him grow his hair out hee hee

Q: What would Shunsui's druken pick up line be?

A: Druken slur Is that a zan pak tou in my pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Response: SLAP That didn't even make sense! (Well, I did say he was druken after all)

Q: You find porn on Shunsui's computer and call Uryuu to talk with him. What does Uyruu say?

A: OMG that's what a woman looks like!?

Q: Ulquiorra just jizzed in his pants. (awesome song by the Lonely Island) Why?

A: Because Bill Kaulitz replied to his fan mail. XD

Q: You wake up with a splitting headache in bed next to Toshiro. You?

A: Look him in the eyes and demand him to create a massive ice pack

Q: Uryuu is considering becoming emo. You?

A: Encourage him to begin cutting himself right away

Q: Mayuri is considering getting a piercing, perhaps something a little more exotic. What do you recommend?

A: That he contracts tetanus and dies

Q: You come home to find Renji tied, gagged, and hand cuffed to you bed (without knowing who did it.) You?

A: Assume Luna somehow mixed up our houses

Q: Grimmjow gets in jail and you have to baul him out. Why?

A: Because Ariana would kill me otherwise...

Q: Ulquiorra and Shunsui are in a dance competition. Who wins and how do they dance?

A: WINNER: Shunsui!

Ulquiorra: He doesn't jump around when he goes to shows, he must be emo.

Shunsui: A lap dance.

"Thank you, you've been like bacon." ~Jim Gaffigan

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Bat Man & Mentally Challenged

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Cat and Mouse by Heroes Can Save You reviews
AU ONE SHOT GRIMMJOW X ICHIGO. A con man with a conscience. But this con man just accidently conned Aizen Sousuke. Looks like he isn't going to walk away from this one. Not without a bit of a limp anyway.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Late Night Rendezvous by Amaratta reviews
And later when Grimmjow watched Ulquiorra sleep peacefully by his side, he realized while they only agreed to a loveless affair, it wouldn't hurt to admit that he cared just a little. Oneshot GrimmUlqui Slash
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/12/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
Sexy Soul Society Servant by Pickle Reviver reviews
Sequel of 'Of evil dresses, Cristmas trees and peeking guys' Renji has decided he wants more after the Christmas incident. Unfortunately for Ichigo, it will involve him being in a dress again. Crossdressing, Ren/Ichi YAOI, lots of Ichi-torture, muha x3
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Freudian Slip by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
I don't love you by Twisted Badger reviews
I hated him. I loved him. I loved f***** him. I hated being with him. I hated f**** him. I loved being with him. I don't really get it either. Grimm/Ichi, Oneshot, AU
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Why? by SuChAbAKa reviews
Why do you stare, Kurosaki' 'Why do you blush, Kurosaki' 'Why do you stutter, Kurosaki' 'Why do you lie, Kurosaki' So many questions, what will the answers lead to for our substitute shinigami? read to find out. M for a reason, kids.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Joys of Reading by catharticdeficit reviews
Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Because I'm a Sucker for a Happy Ending by Eternamente reviews
AU Yaoi /Riku.Sora/ /?.?/ A series of oneshots all derived from one simple notion... that I'm a sucker for a happy ending. Sometimes they're a couple, sometimes they're just in love, and sometimes it's all just silly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sora, Riku
Wholly Addicted To You by FruchiSeka reviews
When Sora finds a new neighbour moving in next door: neither does he expect to find a hole in his bathroom wall the next morning nor an odd attraction to who he sees through it. Will love blossom or will it be sealed like the hole in the wall? RxS AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,079 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Overtime by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo, 25 years of age and currently Rukia's guinea pig for blind dates. Yet his boss, whom Ichigo was certain of zapping out his social life from the calendar. [Aizen x Ichigo] AU, Yaoi, if you don't like then don't read...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/29/2007 - [S. Aizen, Ichigo K.] - Complete
Five Times Ikkaku Tried to Ask Kira Ou by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ikkaku tends to do things backwards.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Ikkaku M., I. Kira - Complete
Making the Best Of Any Situation by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yumichika’s chilling report regarding Ikkaku’s fight with Edorad comes back to haunt them both.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Ikkaku M., Yumichika A. - Complete
The Hazards of Being the Boss's Girl by peroxidepest17 reviews
There's a price that comes with being the big dog in town.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Ganju S., Hanatarō Y. - Complete
The Day It Began by xXxchiixXx reviews
Riku and Sora are happy now, soon to be married. But that wasn't how it started, when Sora left Riku alone to be with the girl next door. A letter from Riku... explains everything... Oneshot, yaoi, lemon. SoraXRiku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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A Pleasure To Have In Class reviews
Ichigo's health teacher is out for the month and they have a new sub. His name? Abarai Sensei, substitute teacher. Ichgio begins staying after class to help grade papers, and to get to know Sensei very well. RenIch YAOI
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Shattered into Completion reviews
Ichigo has been given an assignment: to watch over Grimmjow for two weeks. He wouldn't be having such a problem if it weren't for those erotic dreams of his! Oh, what's a poor strawberry to do? A GrimmIchi yaoi story.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,527 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Special Delivery reviews
Rooming with Xigbar isn't all it's turned out to be. While he's away, Demyx orders a pizza, but being the scatterbrain he is, he loses the money. But the delivery man, a certain redhead, knows another way he can pay for it. Demyx x Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
The Art Teacher reviews
In walked the new art teacher. He was tall and handsome, with exotic red hair. His name, was Axel. Axel teasingly picks on Riku, his only male student. Riku however begins to open up to his new teacher and they find they have more in common than just art.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Axel, Riku - Complete
A Volition for Violation reviews
Ichigo x Renji, AU Ichigo Kurosaki is a juvenile delinquent. Renji Abarai is his parole officer. Renji isn't that cute ... OK, so, he's that cute. Well, Ichigo doesn't want him that bad ... OK, so, Ichigo wants him that bad. Yaoi, One-Shot
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Renji Was Rather Angsty reviews
Renji x Ichigo. A lil poem yaoi slash thing written to the rhythm of Miss Suzy Had A Steamboat, or Miss Lucy Had Some Leeches by the wonderful Emilie Autumn. Enjoy :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Redecorating reviews
After moving in with Ichigo, Renji can't stop fantasizing about him. And what's worse, when you get caught doing it. But Renji "accidentally" turns those fantasies into a reality. Good old smut! Renji x Ichigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
For Best Results, Use Bleach In Shower reviews
Renji and Ichigo's relationship has been put on a stressful hold now that they're in college. But what better way to relieve stress than a nice hot shower? With your nice hot lover. RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Truth or Dare? reviews
Sora is over Riku's house one day while the power goes out. To keep themselves entertained, the boys decide to play truth or dare. However, Riku decides to give Sora a very interesting dare... RikuxSora YAOI Hope you enjoy it!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Never Let Go reviews
Renji and Ichigo have 3 days before Ichigo's school finals are over and summer is here. They plan to start it off with a bang! Also, hints of Hanatarou Ganju. -Warnings: Renji x Ichigo yaoi, anal, oral, 69, kink, leather, and all that jazz.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Technique reviews
Shuuhei is unaware of the "true" meaning of the curious tattoo on his face. Being the kind man he is, Renji feels the need to teach Shuuhei a new "technique" and just what exactly that 69 stands for. Oneshot. Lemon. YAOI. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H. - Complete
You've Been Naughty Mr Noir reviews
Vince has been a naughty boy and Howard feels he must teach him a lesson, a very hard lesson....SLASH Just another lil Howince . Enjoy my lil Booshy fans!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Complete
Quiet After the Storm reviews
Sequel to 'Ichigo Shortcake' and 'Compensation.' Ichigo must face a whole day without Renji. Alone at school and sexual frustration abound, will he survive! Sexual innuendos abound - fun for perverts! Mostly a humorous story, but a steamy ending!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Lesson In Music reviews
Howard and Vince are arguing again, jazz or electric? Vince has finally had enough of their bickering, and decides to shut Howard up in an oh so delicious way. SLASH The best way to tell a story R&R please!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Realization reviews
Oneshot Renji x Ichigo- Renji and Ichigo finally realize their feelings for each other. LEMON! A bit OOCness?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
Almost Caught! reviews
Renji and Ichigo are trying to keep their relationship secret, but it almost gets out! Can Ichigo lie his way out or does he slip up accidentally? Just a little RenjiXIchigo drabble. Slight yaoi, reviews are greatly appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Behind The School reviews
Just as the title says, Renji and Ichigo are behind the school. Just a fluffy little drabble for those of you who like them! . Enjoy! Slight yaoi, nothing bad
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Chlorine Love reviews
Renji and Ichigo at the pool. Is there anything Renji can't do? slight yaoi, nothing extreme . Just another of my little RenjIchigo drabbles, be sure to check out the others! R&R please!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Strawberry Sucker reviews
Renji finds his little strawberry absolutly irresistable, but feels that Ichigo must learn to stop being so sexy in public before he gets him in trouble. slight yaoi, nothing bad, please review! Thanks!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
A Kiss To Remember reviews
Renji finally tells Ichigo how he truly feels, on the beach, in front of the sunset! Will it all be a little too much for our little Ichi or does he feel the same way? yaoi, nothing too terribly are greatly appreciated, but please no flames!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Compensation reviews
Compensation. A big word for a small thing. RenjixIchigo, light yaoi at end, rated for that, suggestive themes, and language. Ichigo realizes two things: He might like Renji. Also, Renji might be compensating for something!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Ichigo Shortcake reviews
Renji comes up with the perfect costume for Ichigo on Halloween! Strawbababababababerry! Rated M for implied themes and swearing. RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete