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Joined 12-18-01, id: 140726, Profile Updated: 01-18-17
Author has written 42 stories for Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Doctor Who, Alice in Wonderland, Sherlock, House, M.D., Alice in Wonderland, 2010, and Captain America.

About Mundungus42

Mundungus42 was raised in a log cabin in the woods. She spent her childhood falling out of trees, catching toads, and building up an immunity to poison ivy. When she was of age, she set out to seek her fortune in the big city, where she currently resides Ms. 42 was introduced to fanfiction in 1998, when one of her summer students asked her to beta-read an X-Files story. A few archive searches later, she was hooked. She began writing her own fanfiction in 2002 and has never looked back.

Awards and Recognition

The Quality of Mercy was the winner of Jana's "Save Norrington" challenge.

Know It Alls has recommended eight of my Harry Potter stories, as well as my graphic vignette A Crooked Trail.

Runner up in the SSHG Awards, Round Two: Best Action Adventure, To Make Much of Time

Runner up in the SSHG Awards, Round Two: Best Author

Featured Author for a number of quizzes at LiveJournal's SSHG Quiz, including, a Prolific Author Quiz.

Winner in the SSHG Awards, Round Three: Best Mid-Length, The Room of Lost Dreams

Runner up in the SSHG Awards, Round Three: Best Novel-Length, The Blameless Vestal's Lot

Runner up in the SSHG Awards, Round Three: Best Author

Winner in the SSHG Awards, Round Four: Best AU, The Fine Art of Fine Print

Winner in the 2010 Deathly Hallows Awards: Best Use of Magic, The Room of Lost Dreams

Fan Art

Camillo1978's incredibly gorgeous rendering of John and Sherlock in Tudor dress from The Mystery of Ill Opinions here!

Averygoodun's deliciously devilish "Disgruntled Hatter" from Down the Ferret Hole here!

Cruel-Crush's wicked and stylish Hatter from Down the Ferret Hole here!

Alienor's beautiful, serene "Hermione in Green," from To Make Much of Time (featuring the crown jewels of Gondor) here!

Papaya-Papyrus's adorably dangerous tea party from Down the Ferret Hole here!

The incomparable Jodel of Red Hen Publications has typeset and illustrated Down the Ferret Hole and Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There. Read online here!

Alienor's gloriously sensual "Biere de Westvleteren" from Bound and Shagged here!

Camillo1978's stunning art inspired by The Mystery of Ill Opinions here!

Podfic

MyLeatherSofa/Stereokem has done an awesome podfic of my story Samson Revisited here!

Note on Archiving and Distribution

My stories archived at FFN are amateur, non-profit works of fiction and may not be reproduced, archived, or distributed in any format without prior written permission from me. Permission may be obtained by e-mailing me at mundungus42 at yahoo dot com.

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a melody en passant by Ladymage Samiko reviews
Hermione and Severus are two different people with two different lives following the war, but those differences are precisely what will cause their paths to cross yet again. A Hermione/Severus romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12145 - Favs: 10,748 - Follows: 6,877 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
FALLING FURTHER IN by kaz2 reviews
Hermione begins to learn something of the man behind the dark sarcasms of the classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 253,590 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,250 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Ascent by Lunalelle reviews
Sequel to Abyss: Eight years later... Hermione's new profession leads her to take an anonymous client, and she finds herself face to face with the situation of her seventhyear, but now the tables have turned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,632 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Kettle of Hawks by Rennie1265 reviews
Norrington and Jack Sparrow find some common ground, mutual enemies. Adventures and mayhem, drama and humour follow. Please R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,198 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Lying to Dragons by Tiamat42 reviews
Effie was a perfectly ordinary girl until she tripped over a hardofhearing fairy in the woods. Next thing she knew she was dressed like a princess and getting carried off by a dragon. Now she has to keep up the ruse with the help of, well, a wizard.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,004 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/18/2004
Tiz the Season by Dream4 reviews
Summary: Response to HB: Christmas Challenge. Takes place during Hermione’s sixth year winter recess. With the emending war, Hermione decides to create her Christmas gifts. Wanting them to be extra special. Something goes seriously wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,724 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 4,852 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1804 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Brothers by JustJeanette reviews
[WIP][not HBP Compliant]The reaction to the Memorial service... And a new potion is discussed. Severus Snape is a man of many secrets, Miss Granger and Alastor Moody are about to find out just how many. New Chapter 29 July 2006. Typo's fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,467 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 8/18/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Bring Me That Horizon by ACleverName reviews
Don't read if you don't want to see Jack Elizabeth shipping galore. Will Turner disappears, apparently dead. Port Royal is struck by a plague. Elizabeth's only hope is to bribe Jack Sparrow to her plan, but has she really considered the consequences? V
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,512 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Fortune's Loss by Lady Tanarion reviews
It’s hard to resist the call of a pirate... In fact, it’s downright impossible, especially when manacled and held for ransom. Bloody pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,025 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004
Mum Always Said I Couldn't Carry a Tune by SnarkyTheClown reviews
Hermione's gift for music entagles her in a mad quest for a powerful piece of music. Her partner in crime is one Severus Snape, who must face down a demon from his past to help Hermione save the world. Fluffy and funny, with some HGSS romance thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,198 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003 reviews
A tale of moral relativism and baked goods. Parody. SSHG, BLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,185 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
For the Good of Gondor by Irena reviews
AU, set after the War of the Ring. An update two years in the making....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,841 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 3/23/2002
Negotiations by Marnie reviews
Making enough space in the world to contain both Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow is going to take some tricky negotiations.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,793 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Antigone by ChelleyBean reviews
A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,844 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Tragic Circle by ShagsTheDustmop reviews
A new prophecy tells of the only one who can help The Boy Who Lived defeat the Dark Lord -- but he's already dead! Time is twisted to fulfill the Prophecy, but at what cost?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,995 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Prefect's Portrait by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
Now AU sixth year.Hermione's quest for a quiet place to read leads to the discovery of a remarkable portrait. CHAPTER 18:The Order of Merlin. The living are celebrated, the dead remembered, and it is a new day for the wizarding world. Multifaceted Nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,631 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/9/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 2,321 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
In One Spirit by mavidian reviews
(SSHG) Voldemort and Dumbledore prepare for war and survival. Plans go awry, intrigues abound and nothing is what it seems. Snape created the Dark Mark but that mistake may cost him everything. Can Hermione be his saving grace?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,196 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
To Meet the Black Crow by Grym reviews
When Hermione accepts an invitation to study Alchemy at Hogwarts in the summer, she finds herself entangled in much larger affairs, including Professor Snape's painful and dangerous return to Voldemort. PostGoF SnapeHermione mentorship. [WIP, on hiatus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,444 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Redemption by Madame Oubliette reviews
7 years after leaving, Hermione finds herself back at Hogwarts. Many things have changed but the Potions Master has lost none of his acidic quality. That is, until the theft of an important potion forces them into an unlikely, but eventful partnership
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,579 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Men Of Our Word by L.M. Griffin reviews
(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2003
Soul Searching by Quillusion reviews
Complete text available at thepotionsmaster .net / whispers / (remove spaces) Hermione makes a discovery that will allow her to help a friend in need- and Professor Snape into the bargain. The WIKTT Archives, souls, and henges abound!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 6/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered by Adriana1 reviews
COMPLETE After leaving Hogwarts, Hermione has become a powerful healer. As Severus Snape re-enters her life, things will never be the same. A story of Love and War. SS-HG AN: The sequel has been posted and updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 113,051 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Decoding of the Heart by Textualsphinx reviews
It's the prequel to the sequel of another writer's fic/Of a pairing (Snape 'n Granger) that still makes some people SICK/ Dare to visit Snape's strange quarters almost sunk in Hogwart's Lake/ Where he patterns out sad days observed by Salomé, his snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,653 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What the Thunder Said by Mrs. PDR Vandertramp reviews
Severus Snape, wrenched from his summer holiday, must choose between conscience and duty. And of course, no good deed goes unpunished. PG-13 at the moment, though the rating may go up in the future. (Chapter 8 is up! Please read and review!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,042 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 12/21/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Marvin's not quite so Completely Depressing Day by Spacefille reviews
Complete! Marvin needs to get lucky. :D This is something I have been kicking about for a few years now... and I wrote it purely for my own amusement. You, on the other hand, may find it a bit... frightening. *lol*
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2001 - Complete
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In the Shadow of Chipping Clodbury reviews
An ambush by goblin wand rights activists forces Hermione to delve into the secrets of the past in hopes of making equality for all magical beings a reality. Eventually SS/HG, contains Pottermore info, (fantasy) racist language, political themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,333 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S., F. Flitwick, Griphook - Complete
Late Shift at Palindrome reviews
Ron leaves his job as an Auror and his engagement in one fell swoop. His jilted fiancée is out for blood and is displeased to find that Ron has a staunch defender in his new employer and that he's more than capable of standing up to her. SS/HG (side HP/DM) EWE, Ron POV, EXTREMELY rude bits, potentiallly triggery references to non-con (canon), miscarriage, and PTSD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,999 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Complete
When I Am Laid In Earth
Mary goes from being figuratively haunted by her past to literally haunted by her past. Fortunately, Mrs. Hudson knows just what to do about that. A love letter to the ladies of Sherlock. Spoilers for S3. Non-graphic references to past abuse, past rape, violence associated with organised crime.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,058 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Mary M., Mrs. Hudson, Janine, Molly Hooper
The Spy Who Stayed For Tea reviews
Moriarty's return catches the world by surprise, but it's only part of a much larger problem. Mary's former employer tracks her down to ask for her help. Spoilers for Sherlock S3 and CA:TWS/MCU.
Crossover - Sherlock & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2014
Infinite Design: Truth and Mendacity (Draft 1) reviews
Salvador Maltings, reclusive author/artist of Infinite Design, an award-winning series of graphic novels, submits the following proposal an alternative-universe origin story for one of his series' most popular characters, featuring his own death as a plot point. His in-book self's inspiration? A woman named Hermione Granger. How much is truth and how much is fiction?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Mystery of Ill Opinions reviews
Two Elizabethan actors dream of leaving women's roles behind, and Master Sherlock Holmes agrees to help them find them a playwright to write them roles to rival Marlowe's Tamburlaine. But strange things are afoot in the Holmes household, and Sherlock and John must accomplish this feat while discovering who wants to kill Sherlock and why. Elizabethan A/U
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Trip to the Moon on Gossamer Wings reviews
Post-TRF, Mycroft wearies of following the trail of breadcrumbs Sherlock left behind and finds an unexpected ally with hidden talents. Cross-dressing, not-exactly-romance romance, Cole Porter.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Mycroft H., Irene A. - Complete
Recapitulation reviews
Hermione desperately wants to make a good impression on her son's first serious boyfriend, but when he arrives wearing a dead man's face, she has more questions than simply the young man's intentions toward her son.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,888 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., Hugo W., OC - Complete
Breaking the Ice, or The Adventure of the Red Carbuncle reviews
The year of the Great Freeze, John and Sherlock must find a way to cope when the weather turns dangerous.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take Your Mark reviews
John's supporting his sister at the regional swimming final, but he can't look away from a diver from Harrow, at least, not until tragedy strikes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Side of the Angels reviews
An encounter with a Weeping Angel sends Sherlock from the twenty-first century to the nineteenth. Timey-wimey goes a bit wibbly-wobbly, and it's up to the Doctor to set things right. ACD in-jokes, Amy/Rory, River/Eleven, Watson/OFC, John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Curious Affair of the High Lama reviews
Two men, both presumed dead, seek enlightenment and absolution. Gen. Mild spoilers through Doctor Who S6/Christmas special, Sherlock S2.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
The Thickened Light reviews
Hermione finds signs of a health threat to the wizarding world near a hidden chateau in Avignon, but is she prepared for what she'll find inside? SSHG possible LM , VERY ADULT CONCEPTS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Silver Doe reviews
Unbeknownst to Harry, Hermione sees who casts the silver doe in the Forest of Dean, and she becomes even more determined to save Harry and Severus. Pastiche with Noyes's The Highwayman. EWE, SSHG, character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Naked to Mine Enemies reviews
The Pirate Code doesn't expressly command its adherents to repay debts that bridge life and death, but the Code is more of a set of guidelines, anyway. Sparrow/Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Bound and Shagged reviews
On the eve of a Big Birthday, Lucius is painfully aware of all that's missing from his life and exactly how much scheming will be required to obtain it. SS plus HG and a side of LM, overflowing with rude bits, so don't read if that doesn't appeal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,175 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By His Cockle Hat and Staff reviews
It has been many years since Alice and the Hatter defeated the Jabberwock. Too long, by the Hatter's accounting. But how to find her and convince her to return with him are questions he's just mad enough to attempt answering. One shot. Alice/Hatter.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Crouching Doctor, Hidden Basilisk reviews
Martha Jones rather understandably has some issues with "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows." Thankfully, she and the Doctor are in a position to do something about it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2010 - 10th Doctor, Severus S. - Complete
Psychosomatic reviews
After her run-in with Tom Riddle's diary, Ginny Weasley need more help than St. Mungo's can provide. A concerned third party knows just the place: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. The trouble is getting her to the right doctor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sirius B., G. House - Complete
The Dead Never Truly Leave Us reviews
Hermione discovers a cupboard filled with memories of a friend long gone and gives her a long overdue send off. One shot. Minor character deaths. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Pixie Dust Up reviews
Severus Snape, whose magical equivalent of general relativity has revolutionized spell casting, is content to ignore the larger ramifications of his work until circumstances conspire to bring it to his attention. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange. SS/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Thin Purple Line reviews
She showed up on the worst day of his life with a puzzle. He never trusted pugs bearing gifts. Written for the 2009 Ron/Pansy Fest. Non-canon character death, wand lore, epilogue-compliant, implied minor slash pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
A Comedy of Manors reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Fine Art of Fine Print reviews
Hogwarts' headmistress threatens the integrity of the school with her reforms, so the Minister sends his most talented Unspeakable undercover to bring her down from within. What Hermione finds will change her life forever. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,438 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 85 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Love For three Lemons reviews
Luna sees more than she should and decides to act, and Severus must intervene. SS/LL, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Wagging the Sockmonster reviews
A convalescing Severus grows weary of being moved from safe house to safe house until he finds one in which he has a place. SS/LL/MB, implied threesome, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Millicent B. - Complete
Conformational Dynamics in Multiprotein Complexes reviews
Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy, but used to be married to his brother. Girl seeks Potions Master to cool her ardor, Potion Master seeks book from Collector. Collector wants a special favor. HG/BW/SS/LM, foursome, molecular biology, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Rubeus Hagrid and the Facts of Life reviews
Hagrid has found the woman of his dreams, but fears there may be certain difficulties. He turns to Bill for advice. Implied slash not Hagrid/Bill . One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Bill W., Rubeus H. - Complete
Samson Revsited reviews
Bill's pursuit of Severus Snape develops into something more substantial than simple attraction. SS/BW, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Severus S., Bill W. - Complete
The Room of Lost Dreams reviews
In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione seeks a way to make peace with the dead. She finds a hidden room, an enchanted journal, and the opportunity to save a man's life. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Blameless Vestal's Lot reviews
Hermione and Ron attend a masked ball at the Malfoy’s. Magical mischief turns sinister, and Hermione must race against time to unlock the Manor’s deepest secrets. SS/HG, epilogue- and DH-compliant, adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,657 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unconsidered Trifles reviews
When taking their N.E.W.T.s becomes contingent on completing a Ministry approved curriculum, the students rebel, catching the teachers in the crossfire. SS HG plus LM for fun. Contains many rude bits: don't read if you dislike that sort of thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,861 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Master in the Trees reviews
The only man who can convict Lucius Malfoy has been missing since the war ended. Ministry official Hermione Granger just wants to do her job, but the denizens of the Forbidden Forest have other ideas. SSHG, post HBP, some rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,727 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
To Make Much of Time reviews
When the Ministry meddles in their intimate affairs, Hermione takes her friends into hiding. Severus Snape is charged with finding them, but nothing could prepare him for this... except perhaps reading Hogwarts: an Art History. SSHG, HBP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,572 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Through the Foe Glass and What Severus Found There reviews
Severus discovers compelling reasons to go on living after the events of HBP. Sequel to Down the Ferret Hole, SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Down the Ferret Hole reviews
Hermione's dream leaves her tantalizing clues to the puzzles she thought best left unconsidered. SSHG, postHPB. Warning: contains nonsense and rhyming poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,334 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cloak and Wand reviews
Everyone has secrets, but few have more to lose than Lucius Malfoy when two paranormal specialists are hired to investigate a mysterious death at one of his research institutions. Intrigue ensues. Crossover with The X Files.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,790 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 1/4/2002 - Percy W., Severus S.
The Quality of Mercy reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
The Absinthe of Reason reviews
An ill timed toast binds Hermione and her friends to a difficult and potentially humiliating task. SSHG, contains rude bits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Trail of the Black Star reviews
One would think that researching a new romance novel while harvesting rare orchids would keep Severus out of trouble, but the cloud forests of Peru hide many secrets. SSHG, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,511 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Case of Missing Whisky reviews
A stolen inheritance leads Holmes and Watson to a world that doesn't wish to be discovered. Surprisingly tasteful crossover with Harry Potter.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,232 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Complete
Westward Hoe reviews
One shot satire of TextualSphinx's wonderful story, Decoding the Heart. There's more than corn in Indiana. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete