Admiral Piett, General Veers, & several privileged Clone troopers get front row seats to the fact that Darth Vader actually has a sense of humor & almost have a heart attack in the process. Or, Darth Vader goes to retrieve his son, who is extremely hopped out on drugs after being held captive by mercenaries for an undetermined amount of time. Family bonding & treason ensue.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

AU, Canon Divergence, Sentinels/Guides: When things go extremely sideways for Hogan because he makes a big mistake in front of a Gestapo Sentinel, the help he receives comes from the last place he expected. It turns his world upside down and inside out. They just might not survive it.

"There were prettier mechs on campus, but Wheeljack couldn't have said who they were. The quiet reserve and steel will that he'd glimpsed during their conversation was a siren song to his curiosity." Two-shot, Ratchet/Wheeljack

"I'm an assassin," Jazz said softly. Of all the mechs in the universe to feel safe with, he wasn't even on the list. "You're his friend," Ratchet said. Oneshot, no pairings

One Shot. "I considered that," Prowl answered softly. "But in all their interactions with the Prime there is indeed nervousness, but they're not afraid. I have seen awe, respect, devotion, and nervousness with all the other officers, but they fear me."

Sometimes, the plan just doesn't work.

A level boss has the mechs stumped. Time for reinforcements.

Short stories set in the same AU as my story "WereCars of Cybertron". 2007movieverse. Not 2009movie compatible: A time for all things and for all things a time. Even chaos.

Everyone in the rec room wants to get to the bottom of what is going on. While rereading this on this sight I noticed a link. It was unintentional IDK where it came from. From Auto-Con Leader. Edited by adding a Paragraph.

Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.

Because people asked for more Veers/Piett interaction. With the occasional side of Vader.

The AU in which Steve is a superhero and Danny is still a cop, and they still sort of drive each other nuts. Together, they have to save the world from certain doom.

Some of the Autobots decide to have some fun around Halloween, trying out a human urban legend to boot.

"You know if I didn't know any better, I'd say this is quite kinky"

Crack AU. Danny has a secret he's been keeping from Steve from the start, but now that their relationship is progressing, it becomes impossible to keep.

Skywarp is tired of all the Autobot meetings, don't they know that it was all useless to him? Well thanks to Prowl and his requisition forms he may have just found a way to make these meetings more fun while giving all the bots some much needed advice.

Continuation of Sky and Ground: More angst, more fluff, more wibble! Warnings: Slash, noncon, mindgames, etc.

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the energon go down, in the most delightful way!

Perhaps this is the way that the stories of Prowl and Jazz became intertwined.

2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.

Slashy robot slashiness. An angsty little miniseries of my OTP: Barricade/Skywarp. Bayverse slightly AU.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

Due to some incidents amongst the crew I have updated the contraband list to include earth items. Please take note. Prowl

SUBJECT: Parachute Malfunction

G1. Stone walls do not a prison make, nor iron bars a cage.

G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system

Jazz's world has always spun a little faster than the average mech's. And then one orn he encouters a mech who changes it all.

There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream

Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.

G1. Some things are universal throughout the galaxy. The rules of warfare being some of them. If you wish to be a proper soldier, you must learn these very important laws and incorporate them throughout your daily life.

Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.

No matter how hard he tries, Bumblebee cannot hear the ocean. BumblebeeSam.

G1 - Starscream, naturally, always carried a little bit of high grade on him. And really, what better mech for Prowl to try Sideswipe's latest high grade concoction on than the Decepticon Air Commander?

Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

G1 Prowl has an...interesting day