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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Soo the name's Amanda :D I'm nineteen (oh God, kill me now...) and I live in the States, but someday I WILL go to Australia and ride in a kangaroo's pouch yelling "RIPPER!" to all of the natives!

Anywho. I really don't have anything to say. I absolutely adore Harry Potter, especially the Marauder's ;). I am almost fluent in sign language and French, and I am currently learning Polish. I also want to someday learn Italian. I have an MSN and AIM name, so if you want to chat just pm me or something, 'cos I do love meeting new people, ha.

Time for some randoms? Pip pip!

Favorite Characters of All Timeee:
Harry Potter:

James
Sirius
Lily
Remus
Harry
Hermione
Ginny
Luna
Albus Severus
Rose
Scorpius
Fred 'n George
Ron
Bellatrix (thanks Nads..)
Dumbledore

Twilight:

Edward
Alice
Emmett
Jasper
Bella
Jacob
Seth
Rosalie
Charlie
Jane

Percy Jackson:

Percy
Annabeth
Thalia
Nico
Poseidon
Hades
Artemis
BlackJack
Apollo

Um... what other fandoms are there? x)

RANDOM SURVEY TIME!

Which fairy tale do you relate to the most? Babbity Rabbity and the Cackling Stump. Because I hide behind things and pretend to make them talk to people. No joke.

Do you hate going to the dentist? Only one specific dentist, since he hit a nerve in one of my teeth and now it's really sensitive and I can't put anything too hot or too cold on it. Duck.

What do you do for Halloween? Trick or treat, duh. This year I was a drunk prom date.

Do you have many friends? I have a lot of friends that I love very much, thank you.

What is on your mind at this very moment in time? Well, I'm singing to Lady Gaga and texting people, so my mind is kinda scattered around.

Do you often believe what people tell you? I am very gullible.

Have you ever been so pressured that you did something stupid? Not so much stupid as embarrassing, but yeah.

Do you like the current life you live? Yesh.

Whenever you are down, what do you usually do? Read, talk to my sister.

What has happened so far today? I had a final, learned some Polish, baked cookies, and am currently in class and doing this instead of whatever I'm supposed to be doing.

Do you keep up with a diary? -snorts-

Do people usually understand you? At times.

What is the most unique thing you like to do? BP!!

What is the name of a main character from your favorite movie? Wesley/Dread Pirate Roberts

Do you have a crazy uncle? Well, my uncle was growling at everyone on Thanksgiving which was really funny.

If we are what we eat, what are you? Coldstone PB&C Shake.

Do you own any REAL designer purses? A few.

Can you name all seven dwarves? Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful and Dopey

What's on your Christmas list this year? Nothing, really.

What holiday is your birthday closest to? Thanksgiving

How old were you when you received your first kiss and where were you? Honestly.. I was five, and in kindergarten.

If you could visit any time period, which one would you visit? The Marauder Era. Duh.

Ever been drunk? Yup.

Ever been high? Yup.

Are you totally amazing at guitar hero? I can sometimes get the orange button!

Do you like your hand writing? Sometimes.

Do you want to be an invisible ninja when you grow up? ...Now I do.

What is your Patronus? A dolphin.

Do you always remember to bring a towel when you shower? Not always.

Fave Quote ATM:

"A laugh is a smile that bursts."

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Remus the Romantic by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
When Remus decides that the Marauders should pursue entrepreneurship, chaos and drama ensue. Sirius deals with bad family blood. James tries to figure out this maturity business. Lily decides she needs to loosen up, so she experiments with dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
9 Years with the Marauders by RoxanneReluisant reviews
1972-1981. Beginning in 2nd year, the trials and tribulations of the Marauders right up until the deaths of James and Lily Potter. Remus/Sirius relationship-centric. James/Lily. Warning SLASH! Contains m/m content in later chapters. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 268,864 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
Detentions of the Alphabet by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
James dares Sirius to get detentions using words of his choice. Teachers of Hogwarts beware... Drabbles from A-Z. Sequel to Dates of the Alphabet but can be read as a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Child of The Sun by Elegos-Sirinial-Shamtul reviews
A child of Apollo who didn't show dyslexia or ADHD, and was missed by the Satyr's. This is the story of his trip to Half Blood Hill, and his quest to recover the Hellfire Cross. Set before 'The Lightning Thief'
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,539 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
A Stupid, Messed Up Parody by Chocofreakazoid reviews
Ron's an idiot, Ginny's a slut, Hermione's emo, Draco's a sex god and Harry... is just Harry. Thrown in Mary Sue and what do you get? A Stupid, Messed Up Parody! REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008
The Other Greengrass Girl by EndlessNight101 reviews
COMPLETE! SEQUEL UP! Daphne Greengrass had Draco. Then she lost him to her worst nightmare; her own sister. Now, as she watches her sister living her dream life, she reflects where she went wrong with the love of her life. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 199,465 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Draco M., Daphne G. - Complete
Thee Totally Pointless Musique Collection by Evietastic reviews
Harry Potter characters singing the most random songs you'll ever hear? What more could you ask for? Warning: Reading this fic may cause you to rofl at it's stupidity. : Rated T for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009
Resolutions by remuslives23 reviews
Lily and Remus make a New Year's resolution to claim the one they love. Het and slash pairings. LE/JP and RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Tell It To Emily by Broken Moony Black reviews
Sirius has an announcment. It's shocking. Crazy. And maybe a bit disturbing. But what do you expect, coming from a Marauder like him? Plus, It's interactive :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sirius B.
Dates of the Alphabet by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
Sirius dares James to ask Lily out using words of his choice. Well that should end well... Drabbles from A-Z through Lily and James' relationship. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weasley Family Heartbreak by MBP reviews
In an AU version of post-DH by two years , Arthur receives some very bad news. How will the rest of the family cope? Idea came from an interview with JKR -- rated T for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 135,460 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Being Perfect Isn't Easy by Broken Moony Black reviews
A short, dialogue fic, Marauders Era. It's the daily routine of Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Shattering The Rules by Broken Moony Black reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is starting his first year at Hogwarts. All he has to do is get through school in one piece and hold up his family name. If only things were that easy. Everything's going wrong, plus he has a horrible secret that's tearing him up inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008
Dialogues of the Marauders Map by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
Ever wondered what the Marauders Map would say to some of the other characters of Harry Potter? Ever wonder how those characters would react? Read to find out! Hilarious and insulting comments from Marauders and the antics of their victims.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - James P., Sirius B.
The Aftermath of Entertaining Sirius by GryffindorPrincess0894 reviews
So Sirius is bored and annoys Remus into entertaining him, but after a few interruptances things happen to change Sirius and Remus forever. SiriusRemus, a little bit of fluff and humor, all dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Have a nice day by Wickedwitch90 reviews
The Hogwarts students go to a Muggle theme park, and Snape is forced to look after Harry, Hermione and Ron. Although Dumbledore asks Harry to be nice to him, the three want to pay all Snape’s horrible lessons back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Upside of Invisibility by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
James and Sirius are always in the spotlight. That's what makes it so easy for Remus. RemusxLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wouldn't Be the Same by Nomad1 reviews
The Dark Lord is defeated... but there are still NEWTs to pass. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Crash And Burn by JJ Rust reviews
Lee Jordan tries to woo one of the Beauxbatons girls through music, but winds up picking the wrong tune.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Lee J., Dean T. - Complete
Movie Night At Hogwarts by JJ Rust reviews
The Muggle Studies class gets to watch Titanic, and Fred and Angelina have very different impressions of the blockbuster movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Fred W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Common Knowledge by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
Remus possesses the simple skills that James lacks. RemusxLily oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
A Second Glance by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
After a kind gesture, Lily changes her opinion of Remus Lupin. suggestive of RemusxLily, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Lily's Secret Admirer by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
Lily receives an anonymous gift on Valentine's Day, and the sender finds that his plan is working. A Valentine's Day ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Of Secrets and Firewhiskey by teneraestnox reviews
Remus has a crush on one of his mates, but is unwilling to tell who. Sirius breaks out the Firewhiskey, and things get heated pretty fast. SLASH. JamesRemusSirius Very mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
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25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete