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Author has written 27 stories for Twilight, Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter.
a. k. a. THE DISSENTERS
and we write our fanfiction during Chemistry... which, somehow, we are still passing!! (well. justin's passing... tequila's having too much fun with the magnesium: it does this really cool exploding thing... anyway...)
BUT CHEMISTRY IS OVA AND WE NEVER EVA HAVE TO SEE OUR TEACHER AGAIN! W00T w00t!! (MUWAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!)
Justin Saine- Werewolf supporter (but still is on Team Edward), in love with minor characters. Believes that Alice & Jasper will rule the world. Has lost the box to think outside of. Believes Tequila is a figment of his imagination.
Tequila Mockingbird- Stealer of Justin's thinking box. Spends all her time inside her head. When she comes out, she wonders why she isn't ruler of the world yet. Believes Justin is a hallucination brought on by the magnesium.
Missing: The Box. See link below. When found please return to nearest mental institution. (Don't worry, they'll know us).
Uses: Excellent for shipping. Tequila likes to place it on her head and sing beatles song while skipping next to a highly embarressed Justin. Justin tries and tries to get his cat into the box, but always seems to fail, because as soon as Kitty is in the box, he arrives at a conundrum. Is the cat dead or alive in the box? He's called his friend Schrodinger, but no help there... Also, a perfect spot to make jokes about thinking outside said box.
--As you can see, we really miss our box!--
From time to time we will be joined by our ANGEL of a demi-Beta, Anita Mann... hi Anita!!
She writes plays :3 very well. _ She's won an award!
Oh yeah, we're legit...On the subject of Edward Cullen... (Justin: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! ROBERT PATTINSON!! OMG!! -HAPPY DANCES!!- WOOT!!) as you may have guessed from above outburst, Justin supports the casting of Robert Pattinson -Justin marches in with banner and matching T-shirt- (GO PATTINSON!! I LUV U!!) and Tequila is happy so long as Justin is happy... we just think we should wait and judge on acting, not on "oh, whine, they don't look the way they did in my head" -ness... --Justin glares at non-Robert supporters-- It's like hating Jacob just because he likes Bella... (Tequila: hate him for other reasons, duhh...)
We spiritually plagiarize unrepentantly and often from the works of such beloved authors as: Mercedes Lackey, Tamora Pierce, Stephenie Meyer, Tanya Huff, Dorothy L. Sayers, Garth Nix, Erin Hunter, Megan W. Turner, Terry Pratchett, Brian Jacques, Holly Black, J. K. Rowling, and Angie Sage. We thank them for assisting our Muses in inspiring us, and we hope they continue to publish so that we don’t go completely insane from good book withdrawal.