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Joined 10-28-07, id: 1408543, Profile Updated: 08-26-09
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Hey.

Likes: Thinking, laughing, listening to music, reading, looking at the sky, BLEACH, Watchmen, and good movies.

Apologies to anyone who reads my "FTLOATIB" story. It is on serious hiatus, if you didn't figure already.


-Jung Type Death Note Personality Test- (found from author My Sublunary Soul)

Result: INTP

"You scored 90 percent introversion, 86 percent intuition, 57 percent thinking, and 36 percent judging!"

Stats: Approximately 4 percent of population.
DN characters with this type: L.
In a nutshell: "A love of problem-solving."

Description: Logical, original, creative thinkers. Can become very excited about theories and ideas. Exceptionally capable and driven to turn theories into clear understandings. Highly value knowledge, competence and logic. Quiet and reserved, hard to get to know well. Individualistic, having no interest in leading or following others.


Adopt a Chibi! is courtesy of Hearii, RibbonRebel31, and/or their shared account Random Espada Conversation. I currently own Unohana, Mashiro, and Kuukaku Shiba. Ask Hearii for any chibis you want, I guess; she might have the entire list of those owned already.

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Alice In Chains by Subtle Serenity reviews
-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 119,630 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Raising Destruction by Keitoz reviews
Sex addict Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself stuck in a predicament when one of his ex-girlfriends leaves a baby at his doorstep. Completely at a loss, who could the 26 year old, raven-haired man go to for help? How will the addition of two people into his family affect his life and hobby? Read and watch as Ulquiorra learns to love not only another, but how to live with her. AU.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Glimpses by LavenderSkies reviews
Supplementary to the story "Searching". A collection of vignettes showing glimpses into the new lives of Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Orihime, and the rest of the gang.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,359 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
Seras 2066 by GreenOnion reviews
In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 342,146 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 11/27/2006
Alucard at Walmart by SirIntegrity reviews
Title explains all. Besides killing, Alucard's passion is to act psychotic and completely insane. Not for people with high maturity levels or sophisticated humor. Leave flames behind. Now including the intervention!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Think you're obsessed? by le.papillon.blanc reviews
Symptoms of Bleach obsession. Are you a hopeless case? Come and join the Bleach addicts club! Enjoy your stay!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/20/2008
Things Shinigami are not allowed to do by WarmasterCain55 reviews
Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008
Moonlight Shadow by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:COMPLETE:. “Wait!” Orihime called to him, stopping Ulquiorra before he could reach the window. “There...there is one thing I want to know. Why--" Her voice caught in her throat. "Why couldn't I save you?" .:UlquiHime:.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,188 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Halloween is for Masks by FugueState reviews
."There were four of them - half-reverent, half-terrified, but following right behind him like so many ducklings..."
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
No Place Like Home by badriddance reviews
The Watchmen in Oz, written for a kinkmeme prompt. Laurie wakes up in Oz with no memory of how she got there, but the farther she goes down the yellow brick road, the more familiar things start to seem.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Gimme Mah Chocolate, Foo! by My Sublunary Soul reviews
Crackfic? No. Don't be ridiculous. This is a perfectly respectable collection of many oneshot, possibly twoshot, happenings at the Wammy House. Mello-mazing rants, Near-rific lethargy, and Matt-tastic nonsense guaranteed. Rated T for spunkiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,999 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Mello, Near
The Herculean Tasks of Shuuhei Hisagi by Barbellenel reviews
OR WHO'S PUNKING WHOM Hisagi with the help of Renji, Ikkaku, Kira, Yumi, is forced to complete a series of silly Hercules-type tasks from Shunsui in order to win Nanao's hand which he doesn't want to begin with. ShuuXNan. Humor/adventure/romance/revenge!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Shuuhei H.
Bleach Drabbles by Nadat reviews
Several drabbles, exactly 100 words each, following many different characters in the Bleach universe. Some will contain spoilers, but are marked at the top as such. Rated T just in case, though I doubt it will go there.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 15,538 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 7/17/2007
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
How NOT to write Hellsing fanfiction by Fomalhaut reviews
Well, you want to write a Hellsing fanfic? Great. But AVOID what is written inside here, FOR HIRANO'S SAKE! UPDATED! CHAPTER 5 - Cliffies and smut!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
1001 Nights in Hueco Mundo by Bankai Betty reviews
Inoue puts her creativity to the test during her captivity. Where the heck is her rescue team? Rampant OOC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,605 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
My pointy thing is better than your pointy thing by strangertrack reviews
Squalo and Bel argue about whose weapon is bigger. I mean, better.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Squalo S., Belphegor, Mammon/Viper, Lussuria - Complete
Utter Nonsense by Angela and MiniMix reviews
L, a cake eating rabbit. Near, a butterfly, Misa a tantrum-throwing Queen, and Mello the quite mad March Hare. Light, in the midst of it all, wondering why the hell he's now wearing a dress. Sometimes nonsense made more than sense than usual.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,717 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
HIBARI KYOYA: User Guide and Maintenance Manual by Cloverfish reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a HIBARI KYOYA unit! In order to unlock the full potential of your sadistic prefect, it is recommended that you read the following manual with care...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Ichimaru Jokes Around by fanfictionusername reviews
Gin hounds various bleach characters jokes, bad puns and whatnot. R&R!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - G. Ichimaru
Survivng High School: Infierno Puerta by Random Espada Conversation reviews
Ichigo thought that god had decided to pull a jerk-move and reincarnate evil spirits to be his teachers with Aizen leading them to making their students miserable.He should've noticed the name;This really is Hells Door... many pairings... Espada included
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,911 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Ichigo K.
The Gentlemen's Tea Party by The Pyrat reviews
With his very proper ex-lover coming over for a visit, Roger has a mere three days to turn the top three children in Wammy's House into perfect gentlemen. But Mello, Matt, and Near don't take kindly to the idea, and L certainly isn't helping.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The Deli by Nightsmoke reviews
Oneshot,Dawn. Nonromantic. The two go grocery-shopping, Alucard is mistaken for a girlfriend, Walter finds a creative way to get his change.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
It's All Part of the Experience by Hearii reviews
After being manipulated by Gin, Aizen decides it's time for the Espada to survey the human realm by visiting it themselves. But, perhaps sending a whole bunch of mental cases to survive on their own with human witnesses around wasn't the best idea...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Searching by LavenderSkies reviews
Since Hime healed him, Grimm's been having visions from his life. Since he's been guarding Hime, Ulqui's been getting a sense of familiarity from her he can't understand. What's the connection btwn these 3? How will their paths change when they find out?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,659 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
A Little Bite of Fun by Carah18 reviews
Dracula as you've never seen him before! R&R!
Vampires - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
The ShinigamiFather by Agent HUNK reviews
AU of Bleach in the Gangster Era. Ichigo and Rukia find themselves falling for each other, despite being members of rival crime families. With plenty of romance, action, and shoot outs, this story will be sure to keep you on the edge of your seat!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
You're gonna die soon by IceCrome reviews
In Quarter Queen's final moments, Beyond Birthday sings a song. That is oddly fitting. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Five Ways to Dump a Guy by ProtoBlues reviews
...and one that doesn't really count. -Milly centric-
Code Geass - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Milly A. - Complete
Szayel's Revenge by Icefoxer reviews
Szayel gets revenge on Ulquiorra...But something goes wrong CH14: The End of all? R&R Cracktastic!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,757 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Ulquiorra - Complete
Today in Class 2 by Lookinglass reviews
It's a typical school day for Asano Keigo, who's in for some girl-hunting, when he comes across the "new students." Karakura High is about to face a handful of shinigami and arrancar ready to barge in uninvited.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Keigo A., Ichigo K.
Problems in Hueco Mundo by lunartick reviews
Series of oneshots depicting the problems faced by the evil overlords of Hueco Mundo. Who ever said it's easy being evil? No pairings. Sixth chapt: Saving DIDs should never have to be so hard.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,342 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
My Classmate Is An Arrancar by WhereIsMyBacon reviews
Having gotten a Gigai from the infamous storekeeper and transferred to Karakura high. Ulquiorra is finding life as a human much more frustrating than he had thought. Especially when it came to that oblivious woman he did all of this for...[UlquiHime]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,780 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
PS Do Goldfish Become Hollows? by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A series of notes featuring Aizen, Gin, Tousen, and their household pets. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Tousen K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Recovery of Salt by Luc Court reviews
Spoilers for the Soul Society arc. A Rangiku and Gin fic. Trust is a delicate thing, and the breaking of it rarely comes clean.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,670 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2007 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
The Devil in the White Ballroom by Experimental reviews
The host club plans a Christmas ball only to find the ballroom has been doublebooked . . . by the black magic club. Can Tamaki and Nekozawa put aside their differences to achieve a common goal? or will the host club be left out in the cold?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,089 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S., Renge H., U. Nekozawa - Complete
Night of the Vampire by incandescens reviews
Extremely nonserious piece involving vampires. Set vaguely after the Soul Society arc. Now complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Complete
Halloween Ball by KharBevNor reviews
The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Complete
For The Love of All That is BLEACH reviews
Because of a wish, Luna gets transported to the world of Tite Kubo, where she gets to meet many of the BLEACH characters, including Ulquiorra, who she has a serious crush on. But how long can she stay? Slightly UlquiorraxOC, but nothing way serious.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2008