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Author has written 5 stories for Sweeney Todd, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock Holmes, My Little Pony, and Portal.

bwhahaha! I have successfully lured you into my lair! Please note that now that you've reached my lair dyeing is no longer optional.

Ok not really but I can't help but be dramatic. It's what I do. It's what I live for. But I do not help poor unfortunate merfolk like your self. Poor souls with no one else to turn to. I will admit that in the past my writing was crappy. They weren't kidding when they said, "well that was sh*t". But you'll find that nowadays, I've learned some better way to torture all my characters with skits. True? Yes. And I fortunately know some clever word play. It's a talent that I always have possessed. And here lately, please don't laugh, I use it on behalf oh those character on whom I have obsessed. It's pathetic.

I suspect you got here from my most resent fanfiction for My little pony: friendship is magic crossed with the wondrous world of Aperture Science. My private message box is always open for any questions you might have regarding my work/ my opinions/ general information you think I might for some reason know such as what a pangolin is. (Hint: awesome is what) Seriously though, anything you might want to ask me, just pop it into a little private message and I'll get back you you as soon as my college schedule permits. I apologize but I am not currently offering my services as a beta reader, though I would be happy to read your work I simply do not have time to give you the in depth review your work deserves.

If you came you ask if you could use a story of mine for a comic/ post a reading somewhere/ turn it into a major motion picture (minor motion pictures need not apply)/ general fair use, then I simply ask you send me a private message of what you intend and I'll probably be a ok with it. I'm really just doing this for fun so any thing you feel would be fun for you based on my work is awesome and makes me feel loved. Particularly art based on it. If you want to draw a scene, go ahead. I really want to see how this story would look drawn out and I would love to see your work :D

I intend to continue "Your Precious Moon" until it reaches a natural end, even if I am a lazy lazy writer and have lots the word file I had the story in on my old computer. Any suggestions for the continuing adventures of Luna and Wheatley are welcome and I will credit the provider at the end of the chapter.

Have a great day and happy reading.

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More Things That Never Happened to Sherlock Holmes by Pompey reviews
On-going series of AU drabbles and drabblets, some depressing and some funny. Updated as ideas strike me. Suggestions welcomed. Feel free to steal any AU that spawns a plot-bunny. Ch 97: the first rule of getting information out of people is Don't Be A Creeper.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 14,319 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2008
The King Of Halloween by Gothic-Romantic99 reviews
At age six, Seth was told the story of the famous Pumpkin King: Jack Skellington. With age, his talents for scaring had earned him the title of the mortal Pumpkin King, and the news of his skills reached Halloween Town. One Halloween night, Jack makes it his mission to scare Seth, but it seems his performance may have gone too far.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Jack S., OC - Complete
Kidney Pie by Obscure Bird reviews
Todd and Lovett's plans for revenge and romance get a bit more complicated as Jack the Ripper takes a stab at the ladies of Fleet Street. Because after all, the best way to a woman's heart is to shove the entrails out of the way and reach up under the rib cage...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,465 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7860 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Defrosting by FuchsiaMae reviews
GLaDOS finds Cave Johnson stored in the cryogenic freezing wing. She revives him, and they hit it off. Cave/GLaDOS, mention of Cave/Caroline in later chapters.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
So I Could Live Forever by Silver33650 reviews
Modest yet ambitious and very interested in science, young Caroline manages to net her dream job at Aperture Science as the founder's personal assistant. As time passes, her dream becomes a nightmare... My first story.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,625 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Caroline
Terminate by LadySchadenfreude reviews
GLaDOS, beneath her Personality Cores, has ambitions all her own. Situations are beyond her control, but she still has one thing she can manipulate to her will. Though the human psyche reacts in ways she cannot always understand, she must compensate.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - GLaDOS, Chell
Goodbye, Caroline by XxSweet-NightmarexX reviews
"Since I couldn't give my lemons back, I made some pretty damn good lemonade." GLaDOS wasn't always homicidal. In fact, at one point she was actually... human. Until the fateful day that the GLaDOS project finally proved a success...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,739 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
Antivenin by FuchsiaMae reviews
Caroline gets injured on the job. Cave/Caroline, with a look at angsty!Cave.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cave Johnson, Caroline - Complete
You Monster by Kamiki77 reviews
***SPOILERS FOR P2*** Filling in the gaps on how Caroline became GLaDOS. Cave Johnson/Caroline / please R&R
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Caroline, Cave Johnson, GLaDOS - Complete
Holmes Saves the Day and his Watson by SilverCat63 reviews
On Watson's wedding day, a drunk Holmes comes to save him from "making a terrible mistake." Crack!fic warning, folks. Slight slashy undertones of a Holmes/Watson nature.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Keep Your Head Up by RemyCampbell reviews
A different sort of conversation in the laundromat leads Billy and Penny down a very different path. NOT MY PROPERTY. T for crazy random over-the-top caution.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Come To Your Senses by Zydrate reviews
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But don't worry, you'll come to enjoy it.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy
Dr Horrible's ELE Acceptance Letter by Kimiel reviews
The day after Dr. Horrible's triumph and tragedy, Billy gets a letter from the ELE. Sung to the "Bad Horse" theme, long version.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Obvious by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's nothing quite so obvious as love... Particularly if you're as observant as Mycroft. Implied HolmesxWatson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Vengeful Vengeance of Schmenjamin Schmarker by BeBopALula reviews
A parody of Sweeney Todd. Or the inspiring tale of a young man who solves his many emotional problems by becoming a ninja. Take your pick.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,951 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Nightmare on Fleet Street by Marzi reviews
Man eater gets a new definition in London when zombies suddenly appear in Mrs. Lovett's shop.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 47,725 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
The Masculinity Chronicles by Dollymop reviews
Sweenett. Mr. Todd is feeling insecure about his masculinity. Toby is playing cupid. Mrs. Lovett just wants to be loved!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,760 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Demon Vampire of Fleet Street by xXvampiresRluvXx reviews
Sweeney Todd is under the misconception that he is Death itself. Little does he know that London is home to a coven of pure evil and that they will soon seduce him into a bloodlust he has never known...
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008
Graveyard Blossoms by enakoritsi reviews
Daisy petals painted red, Once alive, now are dead.: Sweeney Todd centered poems :. Scarred hands cling to one slim chance, But there is no innocence in the dance
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Chicken's Revenge by chuxter reviews
."Watson, I do hate chickens."
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008
Return Of The Demon by angst cupcake reviews
Many people had their own theories, more with questions and fewer trying their hand at answers. But the one thing everyone knew was that Sweeney Todd, once again...was amongst the living.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Haunted by S.M.Hoffman reviews
Toby doesn't believe in ghosts or that his shop is haunted, even if his son and wife and everyone else does. But then how can he explain why he sees Mr.Todd and Mrs.Lovett? COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
I've Had It by Marzi reviews
Mrs. Lovett has had enough and finally snaps. oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Enough by Dani Zatara reviews
Sweeney has finally had enough. He decides to take matters into his own hands.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
SWEENEY TODD: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
Did you happen to order a SWEENEY TODD unit from our catalogue, and are worried that you might not be able to get it to function? Not to worry! We're sending you this guide along with your order!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
Greater Love by KCS reviews
Watson discovers that Moriarty had threatened something more important to Holmes than his own life if he continued with the case in 1891. Not slash. Part One of the 'Greater Love' trilogy.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Sherlock Holmes, Prof. Moriarty - Complete
The Demon's Razors by inuzrule reviews
Sweeney Todd is dead, but Johanna and Anthony live on. Yet, in one rash move, Johanna manages to carry the past with her to the New World. A past that still haunts her with nightmares.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008
Sweeney Todd in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
It had to be done. Gaze in horror and laugh until your sides hurt as everyone's favorite cannibalism musical gets, well, cannibalized!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
Birth of a Demon by Lecter the Werewolf reviews
For 15 years, Benjamin Barker laid in prison. Now that man has died and a new creature has been born. It plots on its escape to London and seek out Judge Turpin.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Fifteen by DasMervin reviews
That's the way it was on Devil's Island. Maybe it was justified, maybe it wasn't, but either way, he was going to be whipped.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
Everyone's favorite factually inaccurate, Cliffs Notes type parody series is back... this time with Harry Potter! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
What Was Your Past, Jack? by Droiture LeReve reviews
Jack's backstory as through my imagination. Jack's a Jewish teenager living in Germany during the Holocaust. This is the story of how he evaded the concentration camps through deceit, treachery, and skill. RATED M!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
The Skellington Family by after-the-funeral reviews
this thakes place in halloweentown, about 13 years after the movie took place. Jack is married to Sally and so far they have two kids named Sid, age 12, and Jackie, age 5.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Lucky Accident by AngelWing1138 reviews
She believed that if she was going to look like this forever, she should've just died in that accident...But he made her feel beautiful and worth living. JackSally Hiatus
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007
The Nightmare After Christmas by Sydney Raxceni Daimao reviews
Molly, Dr. Finkelstein's daughter, finds herself in an odd sort of friendship with the suposedly dead Oogie Boogie. But how long will friendship with the Boogie man last? Especially when he claims HE was the victim of last year's Christmas fiasco! R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,484 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 1/10/2006
Nightmare Before Stripling: The Headache Continues by XxSweet-NightmarexX reviews
Remember the Nightmare Before Stripling? Well, the Nightmare Students and I are back for more insanity! Day two at Stripling Middle school and things get crazy as the Nightmare Students get comfortable in the school. I update for reviews only! NAME CHANGE
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007
The Good Heart by misa1 reviews
Jack and Sally face a troubling obstacle to their union. Rated M for mature themes and some fluffy stuff. If you don't like that, then don't read this. Life is simple, ne? Complete.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
Like Father, Like Son by WhittyWereWolf reviews
Jake and Samantha Skellington are ten years old, when the Pumpkin Prince decides he should go with Jack to the Human World on Halloween night. But is the world big enough for two terrifying Skellingtons? ITS FINISHED!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 29,241 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
A Skellington Story by WhittyWereWolf reviews
Jack's niece and nephew come to stay with him and Sally while Jack's sister is away. But what will happen when newlyweds the Skellingtons collide with two rambunctious kids? Please read and review! COMPLETED!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,569 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
The Guy From Kentucky by Estrella reviews
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mr. Unlucky. So said Jack in his beloved song. But have you ever wondered just who this guy is? What did he do to have the Pumpkin King single him out? Well, here's my take on it.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,451 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Complete
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Your Precious Moon reviews
Princess Luna was banished to the moon for becoming evil and mad with power when nopony appreciated her. Wheatley was sent to the moon when he became corrupt and mad with power. Perhaps the two lunar bound can learn from one another?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Wheatley
The Trials of Solitude reviews
During Holmes's world traveling hiatus, Watson was left grieving for his friend. Perhaps he was not the only one hurt by the forced separation. And maybe, just maybe, the great heartless machine isn't as heart less as Watson thought.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Winter Walk reviews
A short drabble, written during a terrible blizzard.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
The Halloween ball reviews
A short little poem. I do hope you enjoy
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
The Barber of Fleet Street reviews
a young girl on a trip to london with her family stumble into mrs. lovett's shop. what chaos will follow? only on way to find out...r and r! its done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
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