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Joined 10-28-07, id: 1408673, Profile Updated: 11-16-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Evangelion, and Teen Titans.

Hello.

Currently working on: A NGE AU

Let's get this survey stuff out of the way:

Age: 21 as of 3/11/10

Gender: Male

Favorite music: it varies. generally progressive rock (think pink floyd)

Favorite Webcomics: Megatokyo, Looking for Group, El Goonish Shive, Gunnerkrigg Court, Ow My Sanity

Will probably write fan fiction for: Naruto, NGE

Feel free to e-mail. unless you're flaming, then please restrain yourself to reveiws.

For some reason, I find crack pairings, (non-yaoi and/or yuri), undeniably interesting. If you find a good fic of such, drop me a line.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29704 - Favs: 15,902 - Follows: 14,295 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4895 - Favs: 4,989 - Follows: 6,256 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7958 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 2,885 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Once More with Feeling by Crazy-88 reviews
Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 277,351 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007
The Muddy Street by Pretty Shimmie reviews
A series of vignettes. A simple story about Kankuro during a week of dark and stormy nights and the enlightening experience he has.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Kankuro - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 5,594 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1815 - Favs: 2,067 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
A Little Angel On My Shoulder by luckychaos reviews
After they are killed, the Angels become little spectral, chibified Shoulder Angels of the person who killed them. That doesn't mean their advice should always be listened to, as Shinji and the rest of NERV are about to discover.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010
Fear the Fall by InoFan reviews
NaruSaku. If love were easy, no one would ever feel pain. Naruto and Sakura have grown closer than ever, but never crossed the boundaries of friendship. This is a story of them coming together despite all obstacles, the strongest of which is the heart.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,481 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Chronicles of Team Seven by denytheworld reviews
The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Reliance by silent nox2 reviews
And along came a green eyed girl... SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 154 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 3,233 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Daybreak by EWHH its Kenna reviews
/SasuSaku/ "Sasuke-kun, my dearest vegan!vamp, what you don't seem to realize is that overbearing possessiveness and watching me while I sleep are more often found in sex offenders than the perfect man."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Aggravation by TaintedMoonlight reviews
The funny thing about them, is that regardless of how perfect they are together, they still cause each other a large amount of aggravation. -collection of ShikaTema drabbles and oneshots. Status always 'complete' because each chapter is a separate story-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,786 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Food for Thought by RakeeshJ4 reviews
How does Konoha eat, anyway? Why does Naruto care? A story about how Naruto decided to go slow and steady, in at least one way, towards his dream of becoming Hokage. Has expanded to become an action/adventure/intrigue story. Rated 'M' for chapter 11
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,607 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U.
La Meterenigue by Gleam reviews
What happens to geniuses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Tsunade S. - Complete
Office Therapy by IVIaedhros reviews
Dr. Phil has nothing on Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Byakuya K., Yoruichi S. - Complete
Orchestrating the Silence by SerialRavist reviews
What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,321 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Never After by riversrunthroughme reviews
I wouldn't turn my back on my shadow at any time...and since your shadow seems so keen on rarely being empty, I certainly wouldn't if I were you, Hero. [post Twilight Princess] [cuz a busted mirror is so totally not going to stop anything, silly Midna]
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,556 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Sheik, Dark Link
52 Letters by chatte blanche reviews
Post-EOE. AsukaxShinji. "I wrote you a year's worth of letters, one for every week of the year." Fluffy. One-shot. Read and review?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Cat and Mouse by himitsuuu reviews
To Road, it has always been like a game of cat and mouse to get Allen to notice her. on day she was given a chance to finally catch him alone. AllenXRoad or RoadXAllen. THIS IS NO LONGER A ONESHOT. "CLEVER LIES AND GRIM GOODBYES" IS THE SEQUEL
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C. - Complete
You don't have any eyebrows by Liberty Roth reviews
Kid Flash-Jinx. One day, Kid Flash makes a startling discovery... and pins Jinx to the couch to try and draw on some eyebrows for her.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Just A Present by limevox reviews
V. Does anyone know why unohana wears her braid around her neck? A certain brute captain knows, and is the reason she wears it that way. ZarakiXUnohana
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - R. Unohana, K. Zaraki - Complete
The Waiting by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Haruhi x Kyon, hints of Koizumi x Haruhi Kyon's fall, from Haruhi's eyes. Runs parallel to The Disappearance of Suzumiya Haruhi novel.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
The Cassette Player by turtledork reviews
SA It was just another day - him sprawled on his bed as his cassette switched from side to side, and her standing by the doorway.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Speechless by Liberty Roth reviews
Tokka fic. Sokka says something stupid to Toph, and goes to apologize. But it ends up more as a confession than an apology.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Cleaning Duties by iMissa reviews
L/Misa AU, because while some things are different--she grinned brightly at him--other things stay the same: "Ryuuzaki is a pervert!"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Lieutenant by Fanwoman reviews
My attempt to answer the question "How did Hitsugaya end up with Matsumoto as his lieutenant?"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,881 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Seeing Red by Silindro reviews
Oneshot. Of all the stupid things to argue about, Roy couldn’t believe that Riza had chosen socks. Roy x Riza
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Gap by Kuroeia reviews
-Hitsugaya x Karin- She does nothing gently.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
Sigh by Darren White reviews
Sometimes, the words that speak loudest are the words that are not spoken. Series of loosely connected, short oneshots set shortly after the SS Rescue arc. Contains Ichigo/Rukia and one-sided Renji/Rukia.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Types of Coercion by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Sometimes it feels like all there is when it comes to women is manipulation. Then, he's proved wrong by he woman who ALWAYS proves him wrong. Troublesome...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Tell Me by Maite reviews
Kurogane wakes up to find a smiling Tomoyo on his lap. That ought to teach him not to sleep on the job...
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Tomoyo, Kurogane - Complete
The Story with No Title by recodan reviews
It's movie night for the Akatsuki. Then a emo shows up. Hilartiy ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 1,711 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Paperclips by Li'l Lawliet reviews
Ninamori sighed and put another paperclip down on the desk, not liking the click of cheap metal and laminate. One for every time she’d succeeded, that was the rule. Oneshot, onesided NinaNao. For my sister, who acts like Ninamo-sama.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Misery Loves by Empatheia reviews
Naruto x Ino. Two people, in love with two other people who are in love with each other. Commiseration drinking time? Ino thinks so.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Bra by Meiriona reviews
A postLightspeed preTitans Together encounter between Jinx and Kid Flash that goes exactly as one of them planned, and not at all as the other did. oneshot
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
Prodigy by Skuzzbucket reviews
The two smartest kids in Konoha never really hung out. Not very smart of them, really.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,845 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
the edge of reason by the blanket reviews
[ShikaIno. for illusioned.] Shikamaru on chemistry, romance, and the language of love. He doesn't get it, but maybe he doesn't have to. She translates just fine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Slur by don't resist reviews
Theme 77: Slur Tokka. Disclaimer: Don't own.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
Pancake Syrup by MYZ-chan reviews
-KydRaven- Of pancake syrup and fluff all around.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Raven, Kyd Wykkyd - Complete
upon a time by Empatheia reviews
[Allen x Rhode] All he had to do was read betwee the lines. Unfortunately, he understood nothing of women.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Wasurenai by Empatheia reviews
[Yachiru x Byakuya] He always says no, but sometimes his no means maybe and sometimes it means yes.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Yachiru K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Saint by Kuroeia reviews
[Orihime, Rukia, Roy] [FMA x Bleach] People like her are necessary if the world is to be a tolerable place.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
Gameplay by Kuroeia reviews
[Kakashi x Sakura] Training was never this fun with the boys.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Plan Sasuke Ino breakup! by Rai Lockhart reviews
Shikamaru and Sakura team up to take down Sasuke and Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Breaking The Patterns by Cella N reviews
Bookmen can’t love. But they probably will. MIRANDA. RABI. On impossibilities becoming possible.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Hasbeen by lowcarbtortilla reviews
[Oneshot][postwar] Azula reflects on her current situation over breakfast. [light AzulaxAang]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Azula, Aang - Complete
Shine On by jcmoorehead reviews
Asuka comes home to find Shinji sleeping on the couch with his SDAT in, a curious listen causes emotions to surface she had tried to supress. Response to One Hour One Shot Challenge.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 313 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Its Name by IrkedIndeed reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi doesn't know the name of his sword, but the answer might be closer than he thinks. A cracktastic theory given form as fiction. Mild spoilers up through the end of the Soul Society arc.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Pinkeye by Kuroeia reviews
[Yachiru, Ryuk] A different sort of cute. Bleach x Death Note crossover.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Cyclical by Kuroeia reviews
[Shunsui x Nanao] Sit down, have a cup of tea.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Charmed by silent nox2 reviews
The holidays have a way of bringing unexpected surprises. First it was a pink bundle, then a kunai to the stomach, and now a plotting shark for a partner. Throw in some sake and you get a very happy Christmas. [Threeshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,625 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
Dignity Is For Idiots by Cella N reviews
Death would be too pleasant for Kankuro. GAARA. TEMARI. KANKURO. Morale of the day: never make a bet with a guy who paints his face.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Truly Happy by Maite reviews
A peek at Kurogane's memory... Has that ever scowling ninja ever been happy? KxT
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 164 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Communication by rallamajoop reviews
Team 10, a restaurant, and a look at some of the inner workings of the mind of an Akamichi. It all works out in the end.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Chōji A., Ino Y. - Complete
He Says, She Says by SushiChica reviews
He says: You know, I kinda think we connect. She says: Stop stalking me. [KidFlashxJinx][ONESHOT]
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
A Certain Kind of Warmth by sharingank reviews
Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Ino Y., Kankuro - Complete
Kisstory by Empatheia reviews
[Shigure x Saki] A certain intrepid pyschic is fed up with a certain bizarre aura certain loserish people give off...
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Shigure S., Saki H. - Complete
Their Story by amwong88 reviews
[COMPLETE] Some people fall in love and their story begins from there. Other stories begin long before that because they were born to love each other. ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,804 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Day in the Life of by Somewhere NofA reviews
A day in the mundane existence of one Shinji Ikari. Watch as everyone's favourite antihero suffers through the indignities of his daily life. Looking for an epic literary masterpiece? Go read something else.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,372 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
The Life of Nara Shikamaru by scorpioslayer reviews
After finding out that Shikamaru had found and read her diary, where she had confessed her love for him, Ino found it hard to face him now, especially with the fear of rejection in her head. So she came up with a plan...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Disorderly Conduct by Accusation reviews
Jinx saves Beast Boy's life, and suddenly everyone thinks she's a hero. But is she?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,594 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Jinx
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Hiatus by Aryanne reviews
It's old news. Ino and Shikamaru. Shikamaru and Ino. Yeah. It's old news. [oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,141 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Misconceptions by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
A short tale on the effects of misunderstanding the meaning of a single word. Or, what happens when Rei says the word intercourse and Ikari in the same sentence.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Complete
Perceived With the Senses by kimi no vanilla reviews
The puppeteer isn't there, he's just part of the scenery. Kankurou's morning musings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Strings by The Sh33p reviews
A rambling look into the thoughts of Kankuro as he carries out a mission that neither Gaara or Temari are suited for... Oneshot, semiintrospective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
Lazy Saturday Mornings by Icarusy reviews
Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Itachi U.
The Light That Guides Us by sharingank reviews
It is time for the annual Christmas dinner at Naruto and Sakura's place. While their friends all gather together, they come to realize what Christmas means to them. NaruSaku, ShikaIno, LeeTen, NejiHina, KakaAnko pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Walk Away From Me by InoFan reviews
NaruSaku. Everything to everyone, Naruto thinks that he can never be what he really wants to one important person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To Absent Friends by rallamajoop reviews
Team 10 and Team Gai have an unexpected opportunity to get to know each other better. Just one of many possible outcomes to the current manga arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Complete
Breaking Free by fireblazie reviews
She's always been in love with the same person, but maybe he can break her free. [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,360 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2004
The Friday the 13th Before Valentine's Day by DeterminedX2 reviews
Dib’s Valentine’s Day plan goes horribly wrong when he tries to hypnotize Zim. ZAGR.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
I Mustn't Run Away by Shizumaru reviews
One glance, under the moonlight, changes things just slightly...leading to more. Shinji's 1st person POV.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2001 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
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Self Help is Complicated in Tokyo3 reviews
The bridge bunnies are on a mission from God. Gods, really. And nothing is going to stop them, except for the things that can stop normal humans, except for Shigeru. He's got tentacles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shigeru A., Lilith
Safety First At NERV reviews
Filling in the cracks we don't see. Which is to say, a lot of crack lurks between scene changes in the anime. I also will put in some scenes from some concepts that don't quite merit a full multi chapter length, but have amusing permutations.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010
Narcoleptic Slide reviews
Remember how in "How Long Is Forever?" we found Raven in an insane asylum? Just a little oneshot tracing a similar, if shorter course.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Raven
Meanwhile, in a town called Spoons reviews
Ino misses Arizona, with its dry climate, normal people, and beautiful sunsets. She suspects that Spoons was founded by a bunch of drunk rich people, who made it a requirement that everyone must be strange to live there. DEAD FIC, for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Ino Y.
Lest I be Too Forward reviews
Real world AU, in which Naruto and Sakura try to figure out the difference between friendship and love, with the help of Ino and Lee. Two love triangles occur with the two main characters at the apexes. Ultimate ending pairings unknown. DEAD FIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Of Dreams and Cake reviews
Team 7 friendship. Sakura saves Naruto from a nightmare and Kakashi learns too much. A oneshot. In retrospect, this will be where I put all my Naruto oneshots. currently being renovated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Broken People reviews
Some people get dead flowers from their loved ones. Shinji kills two guys for Asuka. This is where I'll put my NGE oneshots.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I.