Pen name: Bryan (given to me as it is my opposite gender and has no similarities with my real name, heh, the things you come up with in short course Welsh...)
Real name: I'm not giving out my real name, because of the dangers of peado's etc...but I'm sure everyone here is nice and non-peadophilac. At least I hope you are. If there is a peado out there be warned, I will hunt you down and cut off your extremities, roast them on an open fire (while singing happy songs), mince them up and forcefeed them to you before you are setenced to execution. Which will be, letting wild turtles rip you apart!!! (Well, we wouldn't want you to die quickly and not suffer now would we?)
Age: 15 (And yet people think I'm in year seven. It's these damned chubby cheeks! Damn you chubby cheeks!!!)...(oh well at least I have enough boob-mass to make sure people don't think I'm a guy again...)
Gender: GIRL! Look! -points to chest and lack of bulge in groin area- I'm a girl!!! A girl you idiots!!!
Location: Wales, land of my fathers (and my mothers, damn you misogynistic forebears!!!)
Dislikes: boys (I like boys as in I'm straight, but I'm severly lacking in teenage hormones...)
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