Bryan Pemo
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Joined 10-29-07, id: 1409049

Pen name: Bryan (given to me as it is my opposite gender and has no similarities with my real name, heh, the things you come up with in short course Welsh...)
Pemo (Punk/Emo)

Real name: I'm not giving out my real name, because of the dangers of peado's etc...but I'm sure everyone here is nice and non-peadophilac. At least I hope you are. If there is a peado out there be warned, I will hunt you down and cut off your extremities, roast them on an open fire (while singing happy songs), mince them up and forcefeed them to you before you are setenced to execution. Which will be, letting wild turtles rip you apart!!! (Well, we wouldn't want you to die quickly and not suffer now would we?)

Age: 15 (And yet people think I'm in year seven. It's these damned chubby cheeks! Damn you chubby cheeks!!!)...(oh well at least I have enough boob-mass to make sure people don't think I'm a guy again...)

Gender: GIRL! Look! -points to chest and lack of bulge in groin area- I'm a girl!!! A girl you idiots!!!

Location: Wales, land of my fathers (and my mothers, damn you misogynistic forebears!!!)

Likes: chocolate
-sailing (wheeee, oh look a dolphin -splash- oh come here little dolphin! my what big teeth you have... oh shit.)
-eating with chopsticks
-dancing in the rain (heh, it makes me feel alive)
-days out with my friends
-escaping from shopping with my friends (The horror! The sheer unadulterated horror!)
-listening to my music
-yaoi (Oh, yes. -evil leer- he he he... )

Dislikes: boys (I like boys as in I'm straight, but I'm severly lacking in teenage hormones...)
-being in small spaces
-being stereotyped (just because I listen to MCR and like to wear black does not mean I cut myself assholes!!!)

Chavs at Hogwarts by Bad fairy reviews
A new fashion has arisen in wizarding youth. Teachers watch out, 'cos the students are chavvified well, most of them. No offense meant to chavs or anyone else, rr! CHAP 11 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Harry P.