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Joined 10-29-07, id: 1409115, Profile Updated: 10-17-10
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, and Merlin.

Previously DazzleMeCullen. :)

Age: 18

Favorite Bands/Singers: Florence and The Machine, The Drums, Ellie Goulding, Will Young, Maroon 5, Red, All Time Low, Dave Days, Fleet Foxes, Glee Cast, Ke$ha, James Blunt and Michael Buble.

Favorite TV Shows: Supernatural, Glee, Doctor Who, Friends, Bones, CSI Las Vegas, Sonny With A Chance, Merlin, Blood Ties, True Blood, Queer As Folk, Cougar Town.

Favourite Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Inception, Shakespeare In Love, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, The Covenant, Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Bridget Jones Diary 1&2, Down With Love, I Could Never Be Your Woman, The Merchant Of Venice, Pride & Prejudice, Persuasion, Mansfield Park, The Family Stone and Enchanted.

Favourite Actors: John Cusack, Colin Firth, Michael Cera, Leonardo Di Caprio, Misha Collins.

Favourite Actresses: Renee Zellwegger, Michelle Pfeiffer,

Favourite Books: The Mortal Instruments, The Twilight Saga, Shiver, Sookie Stackhouse Mysteries,' In Death' Series, The Host, The Chronicles Of The Warlands, The Hunger Games, Chill Factor and 'Wicca' Series.

Quotes:

"Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars—points of light and reason… And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything." - Edward Cullen, New Moon.

"I held you in my hand, Wanderer. And you were so beautiful." - Ian O'Shea, The Host

"It's not the face, but the expressions on it. It's not the voice, but what you say. It's not how you look in that body, but the things you do with it. You are beautiful." - Ian O'Shea, The Host

And now I’m looking at you,” he said, “and you’re asking me if I still want you, as if I could stop loving you. As if I would want to give up the thing that makes me stronger than anything else ever has. I never dared give much of myself to anyone before – bits of myself to the Lightwoods, to Isabelle and Alec, but it took years to do it – but, Clary, since the first time I saw you, I have belonged to you completely. I still do. If you want me.” - Jace Wayland, Mortal Instruments

"I'd found heaven and grabbed it as tightly as I could, but it was unraveling, an insubstantial thread sliding between my fingers, too fine to hold." - Shiver

"You're like a song that I heard when I was a little kid but forgot I knew until I heard it again." - Grace, Shiver

"Do you remember the first time we made love?" He touched his lips to hers as he said it. "We rode up in the elevator like this and couldn't keep our hands off each other, couldn't get to each other quick enough. I was mad for you. I wanted you more than I wanted to keep breathing. I still do." He deepened the kiss as the elevator doors opened. "It's never going to change." Roarke, 'In Death'

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Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11737 - Favs: 8,804 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cotton Tail by ms.mutiny reviews
Set in the 19th century. Bella is captured and taken to a brothel that belongs to the Cullen family. AU, OOC, vampires. Edward/Bella. Please review so I know whether to post more. 'I cringed as his finger stroked my neck. It was as cold as ice. “So pure."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7792 - Favs: 9,613 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Party For Three by Mickey Sixx reviews
A house party leads to something more in the back of Tyler's car, and Caleb is the witness. SLASH. Reid/Tyler, Caleb. For Round 6 of rounds of kink
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
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Forbidden Fruit reviews
AU, Human, Slash: Jasper went there with the full intention of studying, but alas, it didn't go quite as planned..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Never Say Never reviews
Arthur and Merlin are polar opposites. One's the future King of Camelot, and the other is nothing more than a servant. The most unlikely pair? You can never say never until it's too late to turn back the time. ArthurxMerlin
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Pictures Of You reviews
A collection of standalone's set within the Twilight Universe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009
While You Were Sleeping reviews
Arthur contemplates while Merlin dreams...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Cold reviews
Merlin's spent a little too much outside and Arthur has little sympathy.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Broken reviews
Merlin is upset and Arthur finds a way to comfort him. ArthurxMerlin. OOC.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
Bitten reviews
Oneshot: There's a fine line between life and death, but just how fine is it? For one human, he's involuntarily took one step too many and forced to become like the one person he hates the most.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Mike - Complete