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I am nearsighted, idealistic, realistic, aware, fanciful, whimsical, and rather optimistic person.

I now find that I like fanfics more than canon; I mean lbr.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8311 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 7,839 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Uneasy Lies the Head That Wears a Crown by xxredwineandambiencexx reviews
With the death of her mother, Crown Princess Caroline Forbes is thrust into a world of intrigue, politics and power, a world that she wants no part in. However she soon learns that the responsibility that comes with her station in life is not something that she can easily cast aside. Destiny it seems, is not easy to run from. Klaroline AU AH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,109 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,583 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19579 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 4,429 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blessing in Disguise by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
Modern P&P. Lizzie Bennet is a pre-med student at NYU. Will Darcy is a personal injury lawyer for the Bingleys, who attempts to sue the Chief Emergency Surgeon at the hospital she works at - who also happens to be her best friend's dad. Despite their fights, disputes, pride and prejudice, never in a million years would Lizzie believe that William Darcy is her blessing in disguise.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,401 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11012 - Favs: 9,788 - Follows: 8,687 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Eyes Without a Name by The World of My Creation reviews
Three years before the events of Pride and Prejudice, Darcy meets Elizabeth and falls in love with her lively eyes but never learns her name. How will this affect the course of the story, does it change at all?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,446 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7564 - Favs: 10,935 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Hold, Love and Protect by Elizabeth4Will reviews
AU to Pride and Prejudice, the AU part starting when Lizzy leaves Pemberly after her embarrassing encounter with Mr. Darcy. She gets lost, gets attacked and saved by the gorgeous Mr. Darcy. Please Read And Review! Warning: rated M for reason! But tasteful
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,011 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2008
Yes by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward asks a question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
P&P: Vanities and Vexations by slytherinsal reviews
Georgiana Darcy is old enough to come out. Darcy and Elizabeth also take Kitty and Mary Bennet to London with them. Anne de Bourgh strikes up an unlikely friendship with Kitty and suitors start to appear in force. Not all is going smoothly however...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Complete
The Study by 2950638 reviews
Have you ever wondered what exactly happened when Mr. Darcy went to ask for Mr. Bennet's blessing to marry Elizabeth? This is my take on what could amount to be a VERY interesting conversation... REVIEW! One-Shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Mr. Darcy, Mr. Bennet - Complete
Someone To Like by Tondayala Cherise Dupre reviews
They're ten years apart and almost-but-not-quite related. But she notices his smile and he notices her hair. She knows his favourite colour and he knows her favourite book. Somehow, sometimes, they think they have both chosen the perfect someone to like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Teddy L., Lily Luna P.
Box by that lionhearted vagabond reviews
If one were being honest, most would admit that they never once thought that Lily Luna Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy would ever fall in love, and yet they did anyway. Two-shot This most likely isn't going to be finished, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Chicken Soup by CherryJenn637 reviews
Ben teaches Leslie how to make his personal recipe for chicken soup as an appropriate meal for a sick child rather than bacon and waffles.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8332 - Favs: 7,821 - Follows: 3,643 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3111 - Favs: 4,733 - Follows: 2,799 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Ozma by Child of Loki reviews
In the OZ, a dream is never just a dream. Eventual DG/Cain. Chapter Seven: A little sorcery is in order...
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,207 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - DG, Cain
Mr and Mrs Bass by Catheryne reviews
She promised him she would stand by him through anything. Now that he needs to change his reputation for the board, he’s coming to collect. Chuck and Blair get married to establish Chuck's place at the helm of Bass Industries.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 150,398 - Reviews: 1947 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Chuck, Blair
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf’s been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Crossover - Gossip Girl & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,317 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, Edward - Complete
Holed Up by FeistyFox reviews
They weren't supposed to get stuck out here. Of course, he wasn't supposed to get shot either. At least they were good at making the best of things.
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,753 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Down the Road by Hidden Relevance reviews
A series of ficlets about our favorite Princess and her Tin Man after the witch is defeated. Mostly D/G fluff/angst/lord knows what else, other pairings possible. *Complete*
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Cain, DG - Complete
What Happens Next: The Courtship by Darcylover reviews
What happens during the courtship of Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy? Does the course of true love run smoothly and what affect will Mrs Bennet have upon the newly engaged couple? Does Lady Catherine make another appearance?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Wedding Night and the Morning After by Whysuddenly reviews
Darcy and Elizabeth's wedding night, and their conversation in the morning. I have in mind Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy. Thanks so much for your kind reviews - Often I can't get the links to work to reply directly, but I love to read your comments!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
The First Day of the Rest of His Life by kaela097 reviews
Chuck reflects on his life as he is about to marry the love of his life.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8995 - Favs: 15,533 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe We're More by ThnksFrThMmrs87 reviews
It seemed that whatever was between them wasn't what she imagined; but was it less, or was it more?
Tin Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Cain, DG - Complete
Mr Collins was dead by LettyBIRD reviews
Life after marriage to that man... A Charlotte and Colonel Fitzwilliam Romance.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,328 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
The Consort by MaddyCain reviews
Before she becomes Queen, DG reluctantly asks her most trusted friend, Wyatt Cain, to be her Consort. When Cain must leave on a dangerous mission, DG realizes that she's fallen in love with her husband, and he with her, but is it too late?
Tin Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,680 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - DG, Cain - Complete
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 187 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete