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Joined 10-30-07, id: 1409835, Profile Updated: 12-13-14
Author has written 4 stories for Metal Gear, Guilty Gear, Devil May Cry, and Street Fighter.

"Remember when you look at the moon."

- Iori Yagami -

"Now here comes the fun part."

- Juri Han -

Gender: Male

Hobbies: Surfing the net, watching anime, writing fanfics, video games, listening to music (mostly rock but also a little bit of everything)

Favorite Games: Metal Gear, Splinter Cell, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Devil May Cry, Tekken, King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, Guilty Gear, Street Fighter, Persona FES, Sakura Wars: So Long My Love, Smash Bros., No More Heroes, Mario, Sonic (The classics), Tetris! (Yeah I'm old school) :P

Favorite Anime: Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, Evangelion, Naruto, Fooly Cooly, Berserk, Trigun, Rahxephon, Black Cat, Afro Samurai, Dragonball Z, Vandread, Tenchi series, Witch Hunter Robin, Hellsing, Gungrave, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Black Lagoon, Samurai 7, Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Ikki Tousen, Tokko, Witchblade, Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040, Speed Grapher, Basilisk, Love Hina, Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure, The SoulTaker, Blue Gender, Blue Seed, RIN, Darker Than Black, Deadman Wonderland, Sekirei, and many more...

Favorite Non-Anime: Todd Mcfarlane's Spawn, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Batman (90's), X-Men (90's), Spider-man (90's)

Gamefaqs.com Id: gamr_wolf

Currently playing: Injustice:Gods Among Us, Arcana Heart 3, Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition

Currently watching: High School DxD New


About Me

I'm a bit of a humor nut who also has quite a varied number of interests. I like reading and writing humor fics, though I have no qualms about reading a well-written drama or romance fic (yeah, I'm weird). I intend to finish any story I start and, therefore, like to plan things out ahead of time unless real life gets in the way or if I happen to get hit by the ever annoying writer's block. Send me a message if you have fic questions, review replies, etc. I don't bite. :)

Just a minor rant: There are many fics left unfinished for unspecified reasons. While I have nothing against authors that do, it would continually nag at me if I left one of my fics incomplete. I believe in finishing what I start so rest assured, you will encounter no such things in my stories. ;)


Upcoming Story List
(Or stories I'd like to write)

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GAMES
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Devil May Cry

Devil For Hire
D-Rank Missions

Guilty Gear

Pirates of the Jellyfish

King of Fighters

Team Underdog: Unite!
The Bearts fic (Working Title)
League Of KOFers (Working Title)
Worst Honeymoon Ever

Metal Gear

MG Chaos: The Unit
MG Chaos: Spy Game
Operation Cobra Eater
Metal Eye

Resident Evil

RE4: The Aggressive Compulsive Edition

Street Fighter

The Mad Race - In Progress (Working on next chap...)

Super Smash Bros.

Hedgehogs And Plumbers Don't Mix

Tekken

Xiaoyu's Super Fun Land

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ANIME
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Darker Than Black

Darker Than Gemini

Evangelion

The Fallen (Working Title)
Eva Blender (Working Title)

Naruto

Vocaloid Crossover (Working Title)
Seven Wishes
Orochimaru The Evil Genius

Trinity Blood

Kindred (Working Title)


Story Info.

MG Chaos: The New Guy - My first story which originally was a one-shot. My narrative wasn't what it is now as I was just starting out. I adapted it from a script parody I wrote before I joined the site and found out that the script format wasn't allowed. This rings true for some of my other stories which I must take the time to change to a more suitable story format. Hence, it's a bit rough around the edges. (You can read if you want but don't say I didn't warn you)

Jam's Quest: Wrath Of A Chef! - My 2nd fic. I decided to have fun with Guilty Gear a bit and this is the result. It's not romance-heavy but KyxJam fans may like it as well as those who don't mind silly humor with action. (This one was a bit of a chore to finish)

Halloween Bash - A little DMC fic which was in the back of my mind throughout October and I just had to write it before the month ended. The aim of the fic was to poke fun at Dante's expense. I don't hate Dante or anything but he DOES provide plenty of fuel to get someone riled up. VergilxLady fans may like it. (Btw, did anyone catch the South Park reference?)


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The Witches Heir V2 by yugiohfan163 reviews
This is the rewritten version of my first story. If you don't know the plot, go and check out the first one. This one will have a lot more details than the last. Good Medusa and Arachne. Confident Crona. Naruto x Big harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Naruto U., Arachne G., Crona, Medusa G.
Devil Warrior Volume 2 by gunman reviews
The continuing adventures of Shinji Ikari and his life as a Devil under Rias Gremory, aside his love Akeno, his protectorate Asia and his familiar Rei. Chapter 13 is up now.
Crossover - Evangelion & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,719 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Shinji I., H. Akeno, Rias G.] Rei A. - Complete
Naruto Instrumentalities newest player by Juubi no ookami reviews
Adopted From NecroSaintCreed What if Naruto woke up in Tokyo 3. What if he was dragged into a whole new war. What if he was asked to pilot. What if Kurama had died, and what if it all was because he was caught in one final attack on Madara's part. Doujutsu/Naruto Naruto/harem extremely overpowered Naruto Slight crossover later
Crossover - Evangelion & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,023 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Rei A., Naruto U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Chrome Hounds by Unlimited Blade Works reviews
The world went to hell a long time ago, that much was certain. To combat the rising crime rate Butei were created, literal child soldiers meant to steam the tide of crime and corruption. When there are no choices left perhaps even a man that sees himself as nothing but a killer can be something more. The time to choose has come. Hunt Like a Pack. Or Die Like A Dog.
Crossover - Naruto & Aria the Scarlet Ammo/緋弾のアリア - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 148 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Breaking Good by Crazy.rabbit2 reviews
Walter Heisenberg is a bitter small-time drug dealer who's been bad all his life. But he finds out he has terminal cancer, he needs a job with health-cover to pay for his medical bills. He thinks all hope is lost, but then he runs into some kid he used to sell weed to but is now a teacher. With Jesse's un-willing help, Heisenberg becomes Mr White, a skilled teacher.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014
Nepgeo Blitz Tactics by ghostdominion6 reviews
The crossover event that no one expected(or particularly wanted)! In the land known only as Gamindustri, a flirtatious NPC named Nepgeo sits her friends down at a slumber party and tells them all a little story about her idol; her very own inspiration. How perverted will this yuri story get? And, is everything really as it seems?...
Crossover - Najica Blitz Tactics & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Underling/Linda, Nisa, Gust
The Messed Up Mission by c0dy88 reviews
Jiriaya sends Naruto on a mission to Mohora academy at the request of the school dean. Zaniness ensue as Naruto meets people he was supposed to know, and Konoha finds itself in deep trouble with a group that make their current problems look small.NarxYue This story is now K.I.A.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,130 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Yue A.
Lunch Break by Christine M. Greenleaf reviews
Batman is interrupted from a Justice League meeting by the Joker, who wants to have lunch with him. Batman thinks it's a joke. It isn't.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Devil Warrior Volume I by gunman reviews
Shinji is killed by a Fallen Angel and turned into a Devil by Rias Gremory. There he falls in love with the beautiful Akeno Himejima, and discovers his true potential in the Golden Dragon Gauntlet. Omake Chapter, Shinji Phenex, added.
Crossover - Evangelion & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 161,163 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Shinji I., Rias G., H. Akeno] - Complete
Everybody Loves Spidey by Maximus- Reborn reviews
A series of one-shots featuring several of Marvel's finest women being paired up with Peter Parker, the Amazing Spider-Man. With each chapter comes a different story and pairing. Chapter Thirty-One "Amora - The Enchantress"
Crossover - Spider-Man & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,224 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Shinji's Birthday Wish by gunman reviews
Shinji makes a wish on his lonely birthday, which ultimately ends up with him getting a larger, better family made up of various people from other universes. Chapter 13 is an Omake Chapter.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,139 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A.
King of the Iron Fist by Joker's Apprentince reviews
Naruto and Lee get sent on a mission to infiltrate the Mishima Zaibatsu, but little does Naruto know that someone has taken a interest in him. Will they be able to prevent a global disaster? pairings are: Narutox? maybe Asuka or Christie?
Crossover - Tekken & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Asuka K., Naruto U.
From Down the Hall by Jalen of the Silence reviews
A collection of one shots showcasing your favorite Eva characters facing every day situations in an unconventional manner. Chaos insues. Rated T for terrible humor.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Shinji I., Sachiel
Broken Faith by Kur0Kishi reviews
Betrayed by Konoha at the end and sealed into oblivion. Given a second chance at a childhood in a different world can Naruto rebuild his faith in humanity. A somewhat darker Naruto than most i've read on site, not dark emo, just dark. -First Naruto/Negima fic to reach Mundus Magicus and be considered complete. Sequel in progress-
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 344,270 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Naruto U., Asuna K. - Complete
How not to write an Evangelion Romance fanfic by Thaeonblade reviews
Ever wanted to write a story pairing Shinji with his true love? It's best to start with what you shouldn't do and this guide is here to help!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - [Shinji I., Hikari H.] Asuka L. S., Pen Pen
The Shinigami Ninja of Mahora by alchemists19 reviews
What if Naruto was the son of Yami and was the top shinigami, It up to him to reap the souls of all the dead, until he is sent to Mahora by his mother on a "guard mission", what will happen as he meets class 3a.Will love bloom or will he go mad?
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,801 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Nodoka M. - Complete
Shiny, Sparkly Things by Omnicat reviews
He makes her feel like a greedy little magpie. / Amber x Hei
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - [Amber, Hei] - Complete
The Ending They Deserved by Thaeonblade reviews
Life is unfair and cruel, this no one disputes. But does that mean we have to take it lying down? What if someone decided to stand up and allow Simon and Nia to live as they deserved to? Let's find out in this one-shot!
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Ultraspectral by Orifiel reviews
When Hinata agrees to pose nude as Sai's nightly art model, she is unprepared for the aggressive reaction of her platonic friend Naruto, who quickly becomes a nuisance as he makes several riotous attempts to sabotage the project.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sai - Complete
Ensnaring a Desert Rose by Big-Babidi reviews
With Temari one day away from leaving Konoha, Naruto has one last chance to woo her. He asks friends for help, but unfortunately their seduction tactics are completely and utterly insane. NarutoTemari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/18/2011 - [Naruto U., Temari] - Complete
Dark Sin, Bright Intentions by DarkestVampire reviews
When Sawyer is set up to be Balalaika s next reason to wage war, everyone takes cover to try not to get involved. Except for Rock, who might either end up looseing more than his life or earning more than just Sawyer's heart. Written for the BL challange.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Rock, Sawyer
Schoolgirl Crush by Persiana13 reviews
Sakura has an obsession with Ryu. Chaos Ensues!
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Ryu, Sakura - Complete
Secrets revealed by blackout2010 reviews
It's another new day in New work, and Shinjiro taiga get's ready to great it, unfortunately the star division has took notice to his affection for one there members and want the answers to everyone's question. Just Fluff and humor here.
Sakura Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Shinjiro T., Subaru K.
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
His sorrows, my sorrows by Fuuko Kuzuha reviews
During the fight with BK-201 in the episode 12 of DTB2, Hazuki Mina makes an opinion of BK-201 and realizes there is more to him than meets the eye.
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2010 - M. Hazuki, Hei
Suit Up! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Seeing Setsuna depressed, Negi decides to give his student tips on how to pick up girls like he does. Wait, WHAT? Setsu/Harem, Yuri, shoujo-ai, crossdressing, Stinson-ness, CRACK!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Setsuna S., Negi S. - Complete
Let's Back Up by Juupitrie reviews
"Naruto, do you even know what a 'backup spouse' is?" "Of course I do!" "Well, then, you're a jerk!" "Ok…wait, I lied. I don't get it, I guess…" NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 331 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KoF: The King of Fighters: South Town Stories 2 by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! The sequel to the original smash hit. Witness more randomness with your favorite KOF characters of South Town in this special multi-author project. Join us or request/suggest a future chapter to be written! Please R&R.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,494 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 12/22/2008
Of Foxes and Dragons: The Destined Ones by Webdemon reviews
AU. This time the story will center on Ryofu and Naruto as they embark on a quest to find the Jinchuuriki's of Japan!
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 241,394 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The King of Fighters New Blood: The Arrival by Shikkoku Kiyoshi reviews
Four young fighters enter the KOF '99 tournament on a total whim. In a event that never goes as planned, how will a bunch of rookies fare against some of the toughest combatants in the world?
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,388 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 5/23/2007
F&D TDO:Valentines day special by Webdemon reviews
The V-day special of the F&D: The Destined ones Crossover. Find out as Naruto is taken on a date by a special toushi who aims for his heart.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Tenten Days of Christmas by Silent Magi reviews
Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,301 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Tenten, Naruto U. - Complete
Closer by Lynns reviews
Relationships are slowly built from the ground up and it is something that you simply do not rush into. Naruto was flattered after hearing Hinata's confession and the two of them will take the small baby steps that will lead them closer together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,089 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Capcom vs SNK: God's Fist by Dark Dragon of Amaterasu reviews
The man who sought to be a god has found a new source of power. To attain this power, he must ally with the Wind Elemental of the Divine Messenger and lure out their enemies. With this power at stake, the God's Fist Tournament begins. Complete! R&R!
Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 46,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Flower of the Ice by Raphael Fitchburne reviews
Ino has hated Uzumaki Naruto for the sole reason that he is not outstanding. But because of a mission, she finds out how great a guy he really is. This is a story about friendship and love. NarutoXIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,793 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Shizune's Special Day by superfish01 reviews
Shizune wants some alone time with Naruto on his 18th birthday, so she sets about using everyone's greatest weaknesses against them to achieve her goal. Naru/Shiz
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
How to End a Pointless Argument & other One Shot's by Shadow of the Forgotten reviews
A collection of humorous one shot's involving the crew of the Outlaw Star. Includes: Jim and a frying pan, Aisha turning green, a 'build a better thief-trap' scheme gone bad and many more.
Outlaw Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Neo Geo Chronicles by Radiant Falcon reviews
In the mood for a serious SNK Universe story? Well, you're not going to find it here. Next Chapter: Mecha Geese Howard. I believe that says everything right there.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Stories by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Naruto takes Jiraiya to court? Gaara is a pharaoh? Orochimaru runs a daycare? Sasuke is a mob boss? Tsunade has a gambling problem? Kikashi and Might Guy are Newscasters? These crazy stories are what you'll find this humorous Naruto Universe!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,096 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Star Trek: Pioneer by Galaxy1001D reviews
Join Captain James Tenchi and the crew of the starship Pioneer in their continuing voyages through space! Featuring the classic episode: Dagger of the Brain! Captain Tenchi is taken captive and an imposter takes his place! Now with SPECIAL FEATURES!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,149 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Tenchi M., Ayeka - Complete
Leona Finds Herself by vapid-nomenclature reviews
Heidern realizes his daughter can be quite stale, so with the help of Whip, Ralf, and Clark, Leona gets a life. More like "tries" to. Will she change her stiff ways? Will she talk more? Does she always have to follow orders?
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2009
Unlock the Door by Silverneko9lives0 reviews
COMPLETE! Eve has a little secret that she isn't willing to tell anyone. But when her family is threatened by Creed's brother, Bade Diskenth, Eve decides that she needs to let her secret off her chest before it's too late. Train x Eve
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,682 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Temptress of the White Knight by Traingham reviews
Ky wakes up one morning to find himself naked and aching all over. The hangover he gets doesn't help much either, but when he begins to put together the pieces to the puzzle he realizes he might have done more than sleeping the night before, but with who?
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Ky Kiske, I-No
Of Foxes and Dragons by Webdemon reviews
Ryomou Shimei is seen walking through a forest, a noise catching her attention. She sees a boy and decides to take him home.After a short while she agrees to teach him about their martial arts. But others have more sinister plans. Journey inside to see.
Crossover - Naruto & Ikki Tousen/一騎当千 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blue Raspberry Lemonade by Fanboyash reviews
Afro has always believed himself to be a monster for the lives he has had to take so he could avenge his father, but now he is going to see what a real monster truly is. Rated M for strong language.
Afro Samurai/アフロサムライ - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Afro S., Ninja Ninja - Complete
One Saturday Night Adventure by Crackfiction reviews
Hinata, Sakura and Sasuke out on a wild night, funny and romantic. This story is just like my name CRACKFICTION XD. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by JPMod reviews
The consequences and reactions of Naruto 'helping' Shion after the events of the Naruto Shippuuden movie. Spoilers. NaruShion, minor-NaruSaku. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,060 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Shion - Complete
Ky In Wonderland by mille feuille marzipan reviews
A parody of the classic Wonderland tale. Our favorite Holy Knight finds himself in the weirdest predicament ever! Follow Ky as he tries to survive the nonsensical world of Wonderland with his sanity and pride intact! Can he do it? Find out!
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
KOFcon '98! by vapid-nomenclature reviews
All of the fighters have been invited to have a blast at the lastest con, promoting the Dream Match Tournament. Lots goes on between the fighters! Iori and Kyo friends? Mai and King are roommates? Critiques and reviews encouraged to improve this!
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008
KoF: The King of Fighters: South Town Stories by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! It's a typical day in South Town…or is it? See a series of hilarious events involving many of your favorite King of Fighters characters dealing with everyday life in the streets of South Town. Rated T for language and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,889 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Fifty Benefits of Being Old by Axletia Rosonetis reviews
Tsunade, with the help of Shizune, tells Naruto fifty benefits of being old and why it's cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The Three Senses by Sky-Pirate-Tat reviews
A.B.A. centric Her life then seems dark and lonesome to others. To her, it was just the beginning.
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
Who Or What Does Jivatma Fear? by cooldude01 reviews
Our little antagonist Jivatma boasts & taunts a lot! Will he get his in the end? No pairings. Only real evil humor... with a scifi horror twist,slight gore. Read & review please! The story is complete!
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Solid Strike by gunman reviews
Asuka ‘Solid Snake' Sohryu and her ninja team are sent to stop the Metal Gear Rex from being launched to destroy the world. ShinjiRei.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Union of Rivals by trutenor reviews
When her affections for her rival Sakura Kasugano start to become too much to bear, Karin Kanzuki decides to finally take matters into her own hands... Karin/Sakura yuri!
Street Fighter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Be careful what you wish for by maverick9871 reviews
See what happens when one little wish causes a whole lot of trouble NarutoXKyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 115 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Inconceivable Couple by gunman reviews
Rock and Roberta get exposed to a new designer aphrodisiac that causes them to be hot for each other, mostly against their will. RockRoberta romance. Chapters 1 and 2 edited.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Rock, Roberta - Complete
Revolutionary Étude by Fenris30 reviews
Whip and her teammates are stationed in Austria. Heidern had taken a great interest in Adelheid Bernstein-and he never told the others why. Now, Sky Noah is docked near Vienna, and truths begin to surface. Pairing of Adelheid/Whip.
King of Fighters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,760 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Complete
Baka no Jutsu by recodan reviews
Naruto PWN's everybody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Begining of true happiness by maverick9871 reviews
A woman and her son arrive in the leaf village. Whats so special about them and what connection does thier arrival have with the change in the world. NarutoxHaku female Haku oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,230 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Happier Days by neutralizer reviews
A Shinji x Asuka slice of life fanfic based on the alternate universe in episode 26 and presented like episodes in a TV show. C&C appreciated as this is my first Evangelion fanfic. Now 100% more complete!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,383 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
A Good Day For Neji by recodan reviews
He wakes up feeling bad. Then he does something evil.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Neji H. - Complete
Blessed Poison by Wandering Wonderer reviews
After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Walmartagakure: The Village Hidden in Cheap Crap by Light Warrior reviews
The Konoha Eleven have never failed a D-ranked mission so badly before.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
KoF: Kyo And Iori's Restaurant by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe and Iori's Deli. The two rivals unknowingly rent out the same building that will become a restaurant. Can these two get along for once, or will all hell break loose again? Rated T for language, and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
The Curse by PunishmentFactor reviews
Sakura is on her period, and discussing it with Ino. But when Naruto intrudes on their conversation having no idea what they are talking about, Sakura and Ino decide to take it upon themselves to educate Naruto on...the facts of life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Feeling by x-Midnight-Rain-x reviews
Naruto has always felt alone. What happens when the one he loves doesn't love him back? Can someone help him in his time of need? A bit Waffy. NarutoTemari pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
FATAL FURY:WARRIOR OF DARKNESS! by Dune7 reviews
An ancient and evil entity invades Southtown and goes about challenging many of its greatest fighters. It's target-TERRY BOGARD!
Fatal Fury - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Ridiculous Challenge: Guy Sensei VS Kakashi Sensei by cow ninja reviews
Team 7 and Team Guy are asked to come up with challenges for their Senseis to try to beat each other in. But even the most harmless challenge can end up in pain and destruction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7086 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tenchi Trek by Galaxy1001D reviews
Join Captain James Jean-Luc Tenchi and the crew of the USS Pioneer as they battle the fearsome space pirate, Ryoko! Now with Special Features at the end of the story!
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,590 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Tenchi M., Ryoko - Complete
This Side Up by Edgeofursoul reviews
The world needs saving yet again! Snake is back but this time he only needs one weapon. Can he finish his most intense mission entirely inside the box? Find out now! Inspired by Metal Gear Solid and my own thoughts and questions while playing it.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Her by CFenrir reviews
She can only take so much.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Complete
Fracture by Mercaba reviews
Keitaro finally got hit one time to many and plans to leave. Faced with the fact that they're going to lose him the girls come to terms with their feelings
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,245 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
Spiders by ItsTeotwawki reviews
ONE SHOT...The secret thoughts of Seras Victoria regarding the little eight legged fiends....Or maybe not so secret thoughts...Rated for language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
I Like You by weixuan18 reviews
[Oneshot] Being alone is tough, letting it go is tougher. Sometimes, it takes extreme measures to wake up. For Anko, Naruto is the solution. [NaruAnko] Loads of angst, a bit of humour and romance. ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,735 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Family Guy: Mayor Adam West Becomes Batman Once Again by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! After a string of recent robberies have the police of Quahog dumbfounded, it's up to Mayor Adam West to put on his old Batman costume and save the day once again…but can this delusional mayor handle it alone? Rated T for crude humor.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Open Your Eyes! by Aneirin reviews
Poor Hinata. She hasn't the courage to tell Naruto how she feels. Will Ino be able to help? And will Naruto finally be able to open his eyes and see what was in front of him all along?second genre may be wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
One Wild Night by coldqueen reviews
When three of the Teen Titans go undercover at a Villain Hideout, they find out alot more than they anticipated. Set before Lightspeed. FLINX
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,227 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Kid Flash, Jinx - Complete
Dango by Avari Faye reviews
Are you threatening me? That's child abuse! You're my student, I could string you up in the trees and it's not child abuse, take the dango. Oh, the joys of teaching...[OroAnko]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
I Don't Think So by weixuan18 reviews
Is life really unfair? Temari finally discovers the true meaning of love for a certain blond through a politcal marriage between Konoha and Suna. [Oneshot] [NaruTema][NarutoxTemari]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A plan gone horribly wrong by atakino-zane reviews
Sakura devises a plan to get Sasuke involving a love potion. However, things go horribly wrong.... Warning: silliness ahoy. Possibility of dirty jokes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Story by SunaOkami reviews
YOU MUST READ! DO IT OR HAKU WILL TREAT YOU LIKE HE DOES GAARA! AND IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW THAT IS, YOU MUST READ THIS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Haku
Soul Calibur Beach Party by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! The cast of the Soul Calibur series get together for a party at the beach. Will they get along, let alone get through a day of faults and mishaps? Read and find out! Rated T for language, violence, and some suggestive themes.
Soul Calibur - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Complete
Know Your Stars: Naruto Cast by Mama san Saki reviews
naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, Ayame, Gai, Sakura, Hinata! Neji, Gaara, Haku, Orochimaru, Kabuto, sasuke, Itachi and Deidara still to come! Know your stars, Naruto Style! With Mystery guest at the end!lemme give you a clue, It's Inuyasha!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
KoF: Iori's Deli by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Sequel to Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe. Iori opens a deli. Will he have better luck earning money in his own shoppe then he did at Kyo's? It's going to be one long day for him after he hires an odd group of workers. Rated T for language and violence.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Tactical Idiocy Action: Metal Gear Solid by DarkGidora reviews
Finally Complete. The epic tale of Solid Snake's struggle against FoxHound, devoid of any epicness.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,231 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 10/30/2004 - S. Snake, Liquid S. - Complete
Rei Will You Dance With Me? by Midnight Lost reviews
What happens between Shinji and Rei after their Valintines School Dance? How will it affect them at Nerv?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,789 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Rei A., Shinji I. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Say This Sooner by Strike To Incinerate reviews
[Rock HowardNinon Beart. Post KOF 2k6Maximum Impact 2.] At least she wasn't cradling her cleavage or trying to boss him around. Still, involuntarily, he stepped back and gave her a halfcurious once over with befuddled crimson eyes. [R&R please.]
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
The End Of Things by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
How will Naruto, the most surprising ninja in the village, finally manage to bring Sasuke back to Konoha? With a final confrontation that will be talked about for ages, of course. Watch as the pieces fall into place and fall apart. Naruto II spoilers
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,477 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Hinata's Big Date by DelinquentDuo reviews
The Konoha Fireworks Festival is coming soon! But enough about that. What happens when the Hyuga Heiress gets caught spying on our favorite loudmouth? Ino and Sakura will answer that question to your face. Somewhat canon, NaruHina forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Chestnuts? by TwinEnigma reviews
Oneshot crossover. A meal at Sakura's house can be hazardous to your health, as Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke soon learn. Crackfic.
Crossover - Furi Kuri: FLCL & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Snack Time Gone Wrong by Wordgawk reviews
Vergil grabs a bite to eat and Lady takes offense from a remark he makes.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Lady/Mary, Vergil - Complete
Fuel for the End by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
A NaruAnko story set during Naruto Part II
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 125 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Dark Days, New Mornings by Odin's Scribe reviews
It is a ninja's duty to remain emotionally detached. They are meant to be tools, loyal only to thier village. But what happens when a certain kunoichi fails in that objective? Who will help pick up the pieces? A NaruAnko oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 99 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Green Apple Elixir and Sugared Vanilla by Quillslinger reviews
In which everyone in Konoha has relationship problems, and Naruto and Ino may just turn out to be the most well adjusted of them all. Naruto/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Cookies by Melfina Lupin reviews
There was no doubt that Gaara loved his brother and sister but as they saying goes the more you love someone the more you want to kill them. Warning: Complete and utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
KoF: Kyo's Ice Cream Shoppe by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Kyo opens an ice cream shoppe in South Town, but needs a few good people to help him run it. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for violence, language, and plenty of Iori bashing!
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,711 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Valentine's what? by Saotome Kyuubi reviews
Naruto is baffled, he gets a box of chocolate that is 'For Valentine's'. Read as our blonde hero tries to find out what the heck is going on and why did Hinata give the box to him and why she is having a fever... Oh it's NaruHina too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Chronicles: The Aphrodisiac Chronicle by Shiva-Knight reviews
The Aphrosidiac Chronicle: Chapter 7: The last chapter of this suggestive fanfiction. Naruto finally has the last pieces to solve his problems, but how will he possibly do it? Edited with newextended epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,092 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura's Concert Tickets by Sonata-Time-Nocturne-Aoi reviews
Complete! Sakura gets two tickets to the greatest teen rockgroup concert in the world, but she needs someone to go with her. Her quest to find another hopeful takes her around the world. Beware the craziness that ensues. Rated T for violence.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
The Metal Matrix by Adder24 reviews
Snake in the matrix causing hell and mayhem
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Complete
The Cubicle Adventures by Merridian reviews
Imagine an Evangelion universe without the biomechanical robots or entry plugs. Imagine if the biblical references didn't involve massive aliens. Imagine if everything was restricted to something even more confining than a plug suit: the cubicle.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,507 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Shinji I. - Complete
An AU to End All AUs by Dark-Plague2863 reviews
Take 1 night's boredom, far more soda than one should drink, and 2 hours of anime. Stir with conveniently placed keyboard until pasty thick... or something to that effect. ONESHOT
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Gendo I. - Complete
Ultimate Taijutsu Technique by Cyberwolf reviews
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Just Trust Me by 3Jane reviews
Gaara has a new experience with Sakura. Extra silly, rated T as in teehee, because ... yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Way In Which Raiden Did Not Defeat The Tengus by Firefly99 reviews
MGS2, gen, shameless crackfic. Alone in Arsenal's tracts, inches away from a climatic battle, beside a legend. So why not bully him for a bit?
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/4/2006 - S. Snake, Raiden - Complete
Metal Gear Solid 2 : Bullets Won't Work by Marvellous G reviews
We all know that Snake battled Fortune near the end of MGS2, but do we really know what happened in that lonely room? One shot. Rated T for mild violence.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
Picture Perfect by Melfina Lupin reviews
Temari thinks of a way to get her brothers to take a picture.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Hot Rain by gunman reviews
When Hikari is stood up on a date, Shinji comes, as if by fate, and gives her the reassurances that she so desperately needs. Warning, Lemon content. Chapter 5 uploaded.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,015 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
Iori's Hotel by NoLogique reviews
Who knew running a crummy hotel would be so tough? Mai's a pretty lousy bartender, there's zombies showing up on his doorstep and now Terry's out for his blood? What the heck is going on? COMPLETED.
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,420 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Forward Affection by gunman reviews
Rei comes to terms with her emotions, and needs Shinji to make them a reality. ShinjiRei. Oneshot. Some OOC and Gendobashing.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,792 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Sister, Sister by Random1377 reviews
One sister is bad enough... Complete.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Complete
Valentine For Rei by gunman reviews
Shinji and Fuyutsuki gives Rei a very special Valentines Day, each in their own unique way. Oneshot.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Don't Hate me by hinatakyubi reviews
COMPLETE After getting Sasuke back and defeating Orochimaru and Kabuto with Kyubi's help. Naruto had to deal with a new problem of being the new Kyubi along with stopping an attack by Stone and what's left of Sound.HinataNaruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,932 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
Youth Productions Presents by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,264 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Mysterious Guide by EternalSorrow reviews
One-Shot. Seras, unable to sleep shortly after her arrival at Hellsing, decides to explore the bowels of the Hellsing Mansion. Mindless fluff warning. Slight AxS
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Complete
Tenten's Troubles! by RedLotusNin reviews
What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Tenten - Complete
Plans that Backfire by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Toji asks Hikari to find a girlfriend for Shinji. As she searches, however, she finds herself becoming more attracted to the boy than Toji would like. Shinji x Hikari, rated R for limey waff. Chapter 3 is up!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Shinji I., Hikari H.
Bug Hunters by Marisa reviews
FINISHED What would have happened if the dropship never made it back to the Sulaco and never resulted in what happened in Alien3? This is my version of the ensuing events after Aliens.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Complete
Lessons by volta arovet reviews
Kabuto knows that a ninja is built lesson by lesson, and although he uses what he's been taught, he'd like to think, under different circumstances....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Metal Gear: Text Adventure by SamandMax reviews
In 1985, the first Metal Gear game was released as a text adventure. Now, 18 years later, it finally resurfaces.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/28/2004
White Day Insanity by insaneben reviews
Shingo's on the run from the KOF ladies- but why?
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Evangelion Matrix by sentinel28 reviews
This is it...the final chapter! Will Shinji come into his own as the Third Child? Will Asuka confess her deepest secret to Shinji? Will Gendo sacrifice Shinji? Will Scout Moon figure out who Tuxedo Mask is? Thanks for sticking with meR&R if ya want.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,066 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
Titans Revealed by Nate Grey reviews
One of the Titans is not what they seem...and the truth will change the team forever. snicker. Complete.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2003 - Published: 10/16/2003 - Raven, Robin - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion Fanfics by sentinel28 reviews
A little bit of hilarity for ya. If you can laugh, you're not defeated. By the same nutcase who is still trying to finish The Eva Matrix.
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Complete
Bryan's Excellent Adventure by Gai reviews
Bryan has been sent by Dr. Abel to locate Yoshimitsu, so he sets out on an adventure, encountering various Tekken characters. Read & Review. Or at least just review. I don't care if you read it.
Tekken - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Bryan F., Paul P.
A Shifting Wind by anime-liss reviews
R&R. ***FINAL CHAPTER!*** For all you who have anxiously waited the final chapter, here it is! I will only let you guess what happens here. ;-) Have fun reading! (Rated R for sexual content, profanity and violence)
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/3/2003
I want to be an Angel by Teddy-Cries reviews
It's a simple laugh. Bare with me ^_^
Evangelion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2003
The Classic Character's Convention by SamandMax reviews
Snake, Mario, Donkey Kong and a bunch of classic characters talk about the good old days.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2003
Spaceman Snake by SamandMax reviews
Snake and an old nemesis must compete to see who becomes the first non-rich person in space!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/20/2002
The Bird Came Back by Goku Girl reviews
Bulma buys Bra a pet parrot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
Issues by Some1Else reviews
A while back Ocelot had Liquid's hand grafted to his arm. Now Liquid takes over once again with the intent to eliminate Solid Snake. Of course, Ocelot won't let Liquid ruin his life without a fight. In public. At a mall.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,439 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002 - Complete
COPS by SamandMax reviews
After beating Metal Gear, Solid Snake joins the police force and is taped for an episode of COPS
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2002
E! True Hollywood Story: Street Fighter by trutenor reviews
Chapter 8 is finally up. I would have had it up sooner, but It looked messy on the upload.
Street Fighter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002
Snake and the Fan by SamandMax reviews
Snake meets a crazed fan while waiting for the bus
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/21/2002
Why Jhun Didn't Make it Into KoF 2001 by shingo fan reviews
Just poking fun at why Jhun isn't in KoF 2001 (and it's partially true!!!). Rated PG-13 for profanity and light vulgar language
King of Fighters - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/30/2001
Metal Gear Santa by Moff reviews
The third installment of the Adventures of Solid Snake. Much more demented. Feedback wanted. Come on. Give it to me straight.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2001 - Published: 1/8/2001 - Complete
Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut by Shizumaru reviews
Evangelion on crack cut with sugar. Spoofy fun goodness.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,862 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/14/2001
Ocelot's Revenge by Moff reviews
The sequel to Lt. Solid Snake Goes To The Market. Evil Dead, Large Asses and Naughtiness abound.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2001 - Complete
Lt Solid Snake Goes To The Market by Moff reviews
A very evil story with no point and should be destroyed. Enjoy.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/6/2001 - Complete
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The Mad Race reviews
Ryu, Sakura, Chun Li, and others get chosen to take part in a secret competition to challenge the "World's Greatest Fighter." The only stipulation? See who reaches the finish line first!
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010
Jam's Quest: Wrath Of A Chef! reviews
Complete! When Jam's restaurant is set ablaze she sets out on a strenuous journey to find the perpitrator!
Guilty Gear - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Jam Kuradoberi - Complete
Halloween Bash reviews
Dante blackmails Vergil into letting him throw a party. Is Vergil going to put up with it? Not if Lady has anything to say about it.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
MG Chaos: The New Guy reviews
Complete! Snake, Liquid, and Solidus are the star agents at Foxhound. At least until a certain rookie shows up...
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
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