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Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7146 - Favs: 14,959 - Follows: 11,656 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 460 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 9,225 - Follows: 4,296 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. Satire. Parody. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 8,169 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Stand Against the Moon by Batsutousai reviews
Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,115 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 4,069 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6487 - Favs: 12,883 - Follows: 8,644 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived-To-Mess-Up-The-Plot by MaidOfLife-abandoned reviews
The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 7,639 - Follows: 2,239 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 9,317 - Follows: 4,616 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tempus by Suzie74 reviews
Harry is unhappy with his life, one drunken night he discovers a time charm written in a old school book, inadvertantly traveling back in time, he finds himself with the perfect opportunity to have something that he's always wanted. m/m kink, fetish, BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,279 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Vivat Regina by sarhea reviews
The war is over. Unfortunately things haven't gotten better. Hermione finds her usual tactics aren't working. An Ancient Tradition could cut through the tangled mess of Wizarding laws IF she's willing to pay the price the Fates demand... She is. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,491 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 1,699 - Follows: 447 - Published: 11/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Salazar S.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 9,602 - Follows: 4,350 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 1,111 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Devil's Story by Pleasedial123 reviews
Dumbledore had been correct. Love was the greatest weapon. It had set him free after all. Oneshot. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Influence of Souls by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. He stared at his journal, a creation into which he had poured his memories and dreams, his heart and… soul. Now, to send it to where it needed to be. Time-travel, redo fic. Darker, more ruthless Harry. Sirius/Harry SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,141 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - [Harry P., Sirius B.] - Complete
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Meeting Bill by fringeperson reviews
Just a couple of small questions at the right time allowed for a big change in Harry's life. Of course, Harry's life isn't the only one changed, nothing is ever that simple. complete. do not own. eventual yaoi and yuri mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 571 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
The Scars of Human Nature by yaoigirl22 reviews
When he was left with his family, they disappeared. Now thirteen years later the wizarding world, both Dark and Light are in for a shock. Meet It. Edited:02/07/2012
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,628 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Forbidden: A Tale of Four Friends by Hecateslover reviews
A sort of different Harry Potter is sorted into Ravenclaw in his first year. Sticks to canon very loosely. Goes through first year and beyond. SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, HPDM, HPNL, HPLL, and other pairings. MATURE readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 231,471 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 5,150 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prodigium by Shivani reviews
Gen - There's a reason why Harry survived that night, and it wasn't due to Lily's love. What saves Harry becomes inextricably entwined with him, and greatly influences how the story unfolds and the person Harry becomes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,080 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9718 - Favs: 26,675 - Follows: 10,751 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mostly Twitching by SweetlyDesolated reviews
Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L. - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 506 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Paraselenic by EmpyrealFantasy reviews
ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 221,745 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 7,234 - Follows: 3,458 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15197 - Favs: 24,385 - Follows: 9,984 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 9,069 - Follows: 2,304 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Change In Perspective by Roozette reviews
Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,281 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 4,905 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Erlking by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP When Harry was a child no one warned him about the things that lurked within forests When Harry escapes from one, it follows him home. Harry’s trapped in the land of the Erlking and Voldemort is the first to lay eyes on Faun, the King's new beloved
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2429 - Favs: 6,224 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete